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Cotton Candy Burrito Gets Drafted In AZ

August 9, 2024
Arizona’s State Farm Stadium unveiled new food options for the Cardinals’ 2024 season, including a cotton candy burrito.
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State Farm Stadium in Glendale, Arizona has released several new food items for the 2024 Cardinals football season. AZCentral reports that seven restaurants will make their stadium debut in the upcoming weeks:...
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Cotton candy burritos. Did you ever think you'd hear those words
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used together? No.
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What the hell is that exactly?
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So if you go to the Arizona Cardinals stadium,
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State Farm Stadium, they put out their new menu for the
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2024 season of food offerings that they're gonna be selling up the
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stadium during the games,
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right? And calling candy burritos made it onto the menu
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What the hell?
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Like we don't have enough diabetes in this country.
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Diabetes. Like that's diabetes.
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Like, do you hate us and want us all to die
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I'm actually curious why they serve this to your fans.
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Like we're not beating the like miracle allegations with this one.
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Like look at it.
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It's just like, like I get,
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I get have some cereal.
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I like enjoy desserts,
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but this is a little much.
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I know, dude,
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it's crazy because like look the burrito has no steak,
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no actual tortillas. It's literally just like straight up candy.
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Like look, you see fruit loops like some kind of like
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M and M thing.
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Sprinkles like my teeth are just like talking about this.
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Like I eat some Sensodyne after this.
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No plug I feel like they literally got all the ingredients
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from like the, the,
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you know, the ice cream place where they make your ice
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cream all like good.
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I think so. Like they have cereal,
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they got all those ingredients.
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They're like, let's make a burrito out of it,
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you know. Yeah,
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I think fans will spend more time in the bathroom.
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To be honest, their like little focus group is probably like
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a bunch of kids.
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Like, what do you guys want to eat when you go
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to the stadium? With pops?
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It's like time candy burritos.
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That's the million dollar idea right there.
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To me it's like,
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you know, peak consumerism,
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peak diabetes. Like,
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I'd never let my kids have that ever.
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Not that they can have guz,
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but that's, that's too much and then they're going to be
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hyper the whole day.
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Like, it's a nightmare.
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My mom would be like,
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you know what? It's not bomb.
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It's like a bunch of shit.
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Like a heart attack.
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Made that happen. It not.
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And I'm like, yeah,
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you're right, I agree.
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Yeah. I don't know.
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Would you guys try it?