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Sister. Do you have a dollar $50 in you?
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Do we have a dog in you or not?
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I want that dog in me.
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Yo, I want him with the hot dog.
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luckily Costco's brand new CFO does have that dog in him.
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Gary Miller Chip hopped on this quarterly earnings call for the
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first time at CFO and he had to clear the air for
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Costco customers. People were freaking out.
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Prices are gonna change.
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again that always happens with companies like,
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oh the new guy came in like,
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you know, take some stuff out,
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pump prices up but no right off the bat.
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He said, don't worry about the price of the hot dog
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y'all. It's gonna stay at a dollar 50.
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Gary for President Glizzy fans around the nation were stressed that prices
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might change with the new leadership.
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But Miller Chip's recent statement assured that won't be the case and
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hopefully not anytime soon.
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But imagine brother, they raised the price on the hot dog
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dude. If they people would riot,
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they'd be like with pitchforks and stuff outside of Costco and say
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wait, you have a membership,
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you can write it if you don't,
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you have to go over there.
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Oh my God. But like that's how you went over a
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company, man. You come in,
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it's your first day on the job.
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I don't know how many days,
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but right. Brand new guy.
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And he's like, hey guys,
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by the way, the hot dog dollar 50 forever or not
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forever. But you know,
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it's staying that way,
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baby. I ain't touching that.
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That's Costco royalty. I mean,
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they just taste better at a dollar 50.
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No. Yeah. And like you get a soda and a
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hot dog, like after you spend and the free refills,
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it's like after spending like $300 on groceries,
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what better way to treat yourself in a dollar 50 hot dog
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Are they even making money off this hot dog?
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If I get to the science behind?
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I heard that they don't because,
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you know, but again,
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$300 on groceries. Hey,
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dollar hot dog, baby.
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You know, even if they lose money,
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they're still making money on inside the store.
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But anyways, thank you,
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Gary for your service and all that stuff.
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Maybe after work today.
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Yeah. Let's definitely want a Kirkland signature hot dog.
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