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Hey Jenny, what are you gonna be doing in 2000?
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100 and 54? I'm gonna be dead.
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I'm gonna be down 6 ft under.
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Like what you talking about?
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My guy, I'll be gone.
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Maybe not, maybe not for the small fee of $220,000.
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This company will take your dead ass and throw you in a
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freezer. What? Dead ass,
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dead ass with the hope that in the future medical technology will
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be at a point where they can bring your dead ass back
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There's no way like tell me you're joking because like is it
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Walt Disney's head frozen somewhere?
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is that the same thing?
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I mean, it's not a joke and if it is,
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it's a $220,000 joke,
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Jenny, they already have six people and five pets in the
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freezer. Five people and pets too.
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So I could bring back Charles,
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Oh my God. Imagine this little body just frostbite looking like
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a little chicken. Oh my God.
00:57
That gave me hope because I hate when like dogs pass away
01:01
So the company is called Tomorrow Bio.
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No Relations. Your body up.
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they replace your liquids with some type of antifreeze and they ship
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you off like a mattress.
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Shout out to Tama Bio.
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You guys are some hall of Fame scammers.
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$220,000. Like give us a quarter million dollars and I promise
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we'll reanimate you in the future.
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Yeah, I like dumb ass who?
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Yeah. Dumb as I got a freezer in my house,
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I'll rent it to you for a 10-K.
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You wanna live in my freezer?
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you leave a little earlier.
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No gas to. All right.
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I, I'll do it for 200.
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