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Venezuela, authoritarian President Nicolas Maduro has declared that Christmas will be

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on October 1st. How do you fast forward Christmas brother.

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How do you do that?

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Maduro mentioned September is coming and I said it always smells like

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Christmas and that's why this year in homage to you.

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In gratitude to you.

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I decree the early celebration of Christmas on October 1st.

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Do you know who would be excited about this?

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Mariah Carey, Mariah Carey,

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the That's so true.

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She gets that early,

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the screams and stuff.

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But damn, bro,

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this dude is known for moving holiday celebrations around to distract people

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from political crisis like we know what you're doing like you ain't

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slick but like who are you fooling?

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My guy? Like Christmas in October?

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Like that's Halloween like I'm sorry,

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but that is Halloween like Miao Halloween and home was like,

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we're jumping the gun.

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Hell no. Like I love Halloween like stop lying to baby

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Jesus like really? And who really wants like I mean,

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like I said, but besides Mariah Carey,

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who really wants Christmas sooner?

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Because that means we got to do Christmas shopping.

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That means the end of year is pretty much here.

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That's my anniversary. Like it's a lot,

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it's a lot of spending.

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I don't want it sooner.

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Oh, for sure.

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And then my birthdays in October,

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like I do not want to be like,

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I'm sorry, but it sucks to have a birthday that's near

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Christmas. It does.

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I've heard it from many people that have birthdays near Christmas.

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My birthday is in October.

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I do not want my birthday near Christmas.

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You want to separate that way you get two gifts.

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Thank you. Yeah,

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people get screwed over for sure.

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Well, I think I know what he wants for Christmas.

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