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So here to help us with the D Os and don't,

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is comedian Martin Rizzo and George Wang Junior.

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Hola. How's it going?

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So, Martin, do you have any advice for somebody who's

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gonna be invited to a car?

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Asada for the first time?

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Like George Wang, we're gonna get you ready,

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Georgie every time you show it to car.

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As we all know this,

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you got to say hi to everybody.

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Everybody shake hands with everybody shake hands.

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You can't none of this because we'll talk shit about you.

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What if it's like a scary dude?

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And he's just like,

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you know, like I don't want to say it to this

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guy. He might kick my ass like he just came out

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of jail. Can you avoid that guy?

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See, those are kind of hard but you yeah,

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they'll take us respect.

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But like cholos, you don't have to shake your hands.

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You could just go like just give him a head nod.

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You like this too.

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So you also, you can't come empty handed.

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You got to show,

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you got to show with something because then they'll be like they'll

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look at you in some type of way.

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Yeah, that's true.

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I got shitted on for bringing not good beer.

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What did you bring?

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I came in one time with these Michelob ultra drafts.

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No one touched it,

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bro. It was at the end of the,

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the kids. It was so bad,

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you know. And then a night when there was like,

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where's the beers? My whole shit was like,

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no one touched it.

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You brought the cold slaw of the beer?

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I, I brought the wrong beer and George,

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where are you from?

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I'm actually, well,

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I was raised in the San Gil Valley but I was born

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in Colorado. You see,

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where are you from?

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Where I'm from? I'm from,

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from Pangaea homie. I'm,

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I'm from Sinaloa homie from,

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I'm from Chino. Chino do well,

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that was the thing I got called Chino so much in grade

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school. I thought it was my name in Spanish.

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I thought my name was Chino.

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Yeah. You know,

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you'd go home and your mom would be like you learn anything

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in Spanish today. I'm like,

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yeah, I learned a little Spanish mom.

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She was like, OK,

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you know, tell family what you learned.

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I'd be like Chino Chino HAZ call me,

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you know, and I found out I was eating shit with

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a Japanese guy. I thought that was just like some nursery

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rhyme. It was cool.

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Yeah, I didn't know it was this whole thing.

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My God. So I grew up in that era where you

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would have been canceled.

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Not. Well, because when I see that joke on stage

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like all the 4050.

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0, they lose their fuck.

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Really? Yeah, because they're the ones that would do it

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So they would,

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they start doing it to me on stage.

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I'm like, bro,

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I'm trying to get away from that.

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Right. Oh, and also a thing about,

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like, Latino, what was it called?

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Fourth of July 4th of July car.

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You gotta have the legal fireworks,

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right? Yeah. Yeah,

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that's true, dude.

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Those fireworks, I swear.

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Like I, I live in the hood and I hear this

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shit and like I look at the sky,

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I'm like, dude,

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those are Disneyland fireworks.

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That would have to Mickey Mouse hair.

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It sounds like a war zone.

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It just be careful.

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Don't put it in front of your face because my friend lost

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an eye, the fire.

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He only has one eye.

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But that's exciting because that's a,

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no, he, I don,

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I mean we should give them a nickname.

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I mean, we're Mexican,

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right? But thank you guys so much.

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I'm excited to have a car this Fourth of July to your

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car. Yes. Yes.

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Latinos invite you to the,

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to the car. You know,

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black people invite you to the co it's an honor.

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Yeah. Asians invite you to a Korean barbecue.

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Korean barbecue, white people invite you to meat loaf.

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I don't know. I don't know.

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Well, thank you guys.

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Let's give a round of applause.

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Thank you. And do you guys have any shows coming up

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And where can people find you?

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I'm actually producing a show on July 11th.

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We're gonna be raising money for the La Habra football team.

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So that's gonna be at the La La Habra banquet hall and

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and me and Martin are gonna be on there and you

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guys can follow me at George Wayne Junior.

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just don't follow me in real life because that's creepy

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Yeah, next month I'll be at the Reno Nevada Laugh

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Factory with chi chi from Scarface.

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So it's a weird matchup.

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So she does cocaine in real life.

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So yeah, that was uncle the get the get the yy

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chi chi. Yeah.

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So yeah, that'll be a fun show.

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Reno and a comic is on Instagram.

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Thank you guys.

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