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Capri Sun Introduces Bottles

September 4, 2024
Capri Sun has punctured our childhood and is reportedly testing out a new bottle design.
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Capri Sun was rumored to introduce sleek bottles for its popular drink, moving away from the classic pouches and yellow straws. This comes from Instagram food blogger Snackolator, who mentioned news from the...
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00:00
Jenny brace herself. Look at how they massacred my boy.
00:06
Oh shit. What do they do?
00:08
Oh, so they don't have no more pouches.
00:14
Exactly. So apparently Capri Sun might be going from the,
00:18
the iconic pouch to these basic bottles.
00:21
Who, who who approved this?
00:26
Huh? Who approved this?
00:29
I don't know, dude,
00:30
I mean, look,
00:31
I guess maybe parents that are tired of the pouch spillage and
00:35
stuff. Parents, dude,
00:39
my future Children are not gonna have the childhood I grew up
00:43
with like we literally ruined childhoods.
00:47
Do you think kids nowadays actually drink a pretty Yes.
00:50
Yes. I mean,
00:52
the taste isn't the same.
00:53
Let's be honest, you haven't had it forever.
00:56
I guess I'm just falling off.
00:59
Is that what you're trying to tell me?
01:00
Well, yes. But dude,
01:01
they could have at least kept the pouches,
01:03
brother. At least I used to like,
01:06
you know, taking out my aggression and stabbing it,
01:10
you know, and yeah,
01:13
but it was why would they do such a thing that was
01:18
and you know what?
01:19
I just feel like the way the science works.
01:21
I'm not a scientist,
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but according to my calculations,
01:24
that shit isn't going to be as cold as a pouch.
01:26
It'll never get as cold.
01:28
Here's just some drinks that don't ever get that sea coldness that
01:32
looks like. And it was just so easy to put in
01:34
your. But you know what though?
01:37
If you think about it,
01:39
theres attica here. So you get more ounces.
01:41
Right. There's no way they fit 12 ounces in that little
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pouch. So maybe this might actually offer more.
01:46
So there's that you do your research brother,
01:48
sister. Well, look even then the crazy part is that
01:51
Kraft, the company behind Capri Sun hasn't even said if this
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is legit or not.
01:56
But I think they're doing like that whole Sonic thing where they're
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like, hey, let's leak this and see if it gets
02:02
good feedback. It's like,
02:04
oh ha ha. Yeah,
02:05
that was fake. We're not doing that.
02:08
It's like you fucking liars.
02:10
Sorry. We were just kidding.
02:12
Ha ha. So the comments are mostly going,
02:17
they don't like this at all.
02:19
It's because dude, ok,
02:21
Gatorade like screens Gatorade like for kids,
02:26
it look like I think like the prime bottles and when is
02:28
Caprio going to come out with alcohol?
02:31
Because I'm down for like a pouch like a Capri Sun like
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spiked spiked Capri Sun sister.
02:36
That's where you're sleeping.
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OK? Look. So I've seen this when you cut the
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pouch, you put the,
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the liquor, the alcohol in there and you seal it back
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up with the heat gun and it's like it looks like a
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regular pouch. You,
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you sly fox, you,
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I used to be a kid back in,
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not a kid but you know,
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I used to, I used to,
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I used to party hard so I know the pouches are near
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and dear to you.
02:58
But apparently this rebrand is to appeal to adults.
03:03
Am I still a kid?
03:04
No? Well, then it's like,
03:06
dude, like no,
03:07
that's the thing. Millennials are all about the nostalgia,
03:11
you know, you know it like we're all nostalgia and that's
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the thing. You take that away.
03:17
It's like, no,
03:19
but they, no,
03:19
no, no, I see it.
03:21
They're growing up with a sister.
03:22
Be real. Are you gonna put that in your cup holder
03:23
in your Tesla? You like a little Capri Sun?
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Like a little pouch?
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That's what's up. I wouldn't,
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I wouldn't, I'd be like,
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like, don't look at me like I'll do it at a
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kids party. I'm at a party.
03:35
I will still, I will still have Capri Sun at a
03:38
party again. But this is more for the,
03:40
on the go adult than 9 to 5 or second in traffic
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It's all marketing,
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sister, brother. I know it's a no for,
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it's a no for me.
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Craft.