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Bye-Bye Bennifer and Beach Bull-ies

May 17, 2024
Influencer Javi shares advice on embracing your sex appeal and making the first move, Kenia Os breaks down her favorite Mexican slang, Bennifer’s second chance may be short-lived, Baltimore ship crew members are still trapped onboard, Cardi B will not vote for Biden or Trump, and a Mexican beach bull hates tourists.
Show transcript
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Oh, you got a trumpet.
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Yes. Welcome back guys to Li Bao.
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I am Jenny and it's going to be a great show for
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all of us. It always is.
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Right. Right. Yeah,
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we're going to see every show.
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Yes. Yes, ma'am.
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Sorry. But no,
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we have a lot of,
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I'm just go ahead.
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We have a lot of fun stories planned.
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We have like the,
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I don't know, it's been for over.
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That's what I want to know.
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Let's, we'll do a deep dive.
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But then on the plus side,
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we have, you know,
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the relationship between Benny Blanc and Selena Gomez that's flourishing.
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So that's good. Right.
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And we also have influencer hot be joining us to tell us
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why women should just shoot their shot and pop star,
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Kenya picks her favorite Mexican slang.
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Let's do it. Let's get into it.
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Let's dive right in a female tourist in Cabo fucked around and
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found out. So there's a video of this tourist that had
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a close encounter with a bull on a beach in Mexico.
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What was that bull doing there?
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Lord knows Lord knows he was going on a vacation day,
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sister. I don't know.
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And what do you think happened,
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brother? I mean,
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what do the bulls do they do?
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The freaking, like they probably win a year or something?
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I don't know, dude,
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I don't know who have so many questions.
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She had a red swimsuit on or what?
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Well, I don't know.
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That's when they get mad.
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Right? But apparently home girl sit face to face with El
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Toro and it was under her tent and she even fed him
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from a bowl while trying to gather her things.
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And then despite warning from bystanders,
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she continued to get super close to him.
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And then obviously the reason we're talking about this is it attacked
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her. I mean,
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why are you trying to feed a bull?
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Ok. Not only what the hell is bull doing on this
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beach in the first place,
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but why are you trying to feed a bull on the beach
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Poor guy probably didn't,
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probably tried the unseasoned ass food.
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She was giving him and started raging.
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He was furious. He was furious.
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I would be too,
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man. I'm on the play.
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Yeah, there's Michel Marisco and you're feeding me,
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what is she feeding me?
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Probably like some like regular original lace,
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huh? I don't know.
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The seasoned barbecue lays.
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Oh yeah. Yeah,
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I like, I like you come to my beach.
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That's a bullshit, you know what I'm saying?
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But anyway, it's a lot of ball.
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But luckily another lady is much smarter threw water at the bull
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and then the bull retreated se you know,
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and then the tourists escaped.
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Luckily she wasn't hurt.
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But apparently authorities do not like,
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rarely patrol the beach.
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That's when the reports were made.
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And that's also probably why there's no like,
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do not feed the bulls like signs like I don't think it's
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needed, but I guess it is now.
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So keep an eye out for that sign to I'm I know
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dude, let us go.
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Cardi B will not be voting during this 2024 presidential election because
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like she said, I don't fuck with both of y'all.
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Yeah, I, I agree.
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But anyway, I,
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I agree in an interview.
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She says that she sees Trump as a threat and Biden is
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a disappointment. Hm.
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She states that there's countries where kids are getting killed every single
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day and I don't like that America has a superhero cap on
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We never did things to be superheroes.
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We did things for our own convenience.
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What do you think?
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Sister? I feel like all the celebrities nowadays are like,
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you know, under pressure to use their platform for these causes
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and politics. And there's so much more,
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well, I mean,
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it's nice to see her calling it how it is.
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Like I'm glad that she's touching on it and that she's basically
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saying, dude, like I don't fuck with y'all and it's
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like you'd be surprised how many people feel the same way she
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does. I know with me too.
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I'm like, I don't even know who to vote for.
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Like, I'm disappointed in,
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I am disappointed in Biden and I don't fuck with Trump.
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So it's like, you know,
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you're kind of put the back of the wall.
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Like, what do I do?
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There's not many options,
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but it's in general.
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I mean, like,
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I think the conversation here is that she feels like she has
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to say something because people will put a magnifying glass on her
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as a public figure to speak up.
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Do you think that like that pressure is,
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it's real. Yeah,
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for sure is real.
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Yeah, for sure.
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I mean, it,
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it's hard. It's hard because you're damned if you do damned
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if you don't. Sometimes if you say the wrong thing and
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sometimes if, yeah,
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it's hard. I get it.
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I get it. Benny Blanco revealed that Selena Gomez chased him
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and she arranged their first date.
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He says he didn't know it was a date until she said
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it was a date.
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She was like, I want to order something different for this
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date and he was like,
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what we are on a date that's so typical of a guy
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It's like we don't.
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No. Well, yeah,
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then again you don't.
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Yeah, you don't know.
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And it's like, I feel like,
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II I kind of like that she made the first move to
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be honest with you because I feel like it's the,
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sometimes you're just waiting for them to realize.
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Yeah. This is no offense.
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But that's what I'm saying.
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It for being direct.
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Sometimes we do need this like,
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hey, I like you.
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I like you too.
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But then, but then they tell us,
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oh, but if you're too direct,
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you know, they're,
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they're gonna think you're like that with all the guys.
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My mom, Marta Contos.
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It's, it's another era sister like,
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you know. Yeah.
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No, for sure,
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for sure. But the point is that he revealed that he
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also wants to start a family with Selena Gomez.
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Like homeboy is like he's in it,
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he's in it for sure.
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He says that's my next goal to check the box.
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I have a ton of godkids.
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I have a ton of nephews.
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I just love being around kids and they,
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I mean, they're just trying to ride that same wave as
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Justin Haley, in my opinion.
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I'm just kidding. Oh,
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she was with Justin before Justin Bieber and then now Haley Bieber
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is pregnant but nah I'm just kidding.
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No, no, I think you know,
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they're going to do their own thing.
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Maybe this might last on beer.
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So I mean Benny kudos to you,
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my boy and Selena shout out to you for being directly my
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boy to you. Yeah.
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Like I don't know if you just saw but like they just
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dropped this video of Diddy literally dragging Cassie in a hotel hallway
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man. Yeah.
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Not looking good. Not looking good at all.
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And I'm like, I'm I know that she settled with him
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outside of court. Probably trying to prevent this and look como
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Kra still came out.
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So my main thing right now is like,
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as a DJ, do you still bump Diddy songs?
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Like the whole like R Kelly treatment?
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Like we're just cutting him off.
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Yeah, I think so,
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bro. After this,
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after this video. Yeah,
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I don't think you could get caught in public bumping Diddy like
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at all or anything cos signed by him but like what song
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are like the Diddy Bangers that you think are like,
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I mean, there's a couple of them that were bangers,
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you know, like I don't think I would play them now
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like I need a,
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he's on, I need a girl.
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I think he's on like Fantasy with Mariah.
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You know, there's a couple of songs he's like in the
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background throwing ad Libs in.
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But damn, I don't think I could play that now.
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I don't wanna be seen bumping that shit after what he did
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Look at this.
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It was crazy and this is from 2016.
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So you know, he been probably doing this before and probably
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after this situation just,
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you know, throwing money at the problems but more money,
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more problems Diddy, I'm sure you know that song we are
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here with the Queen Harvey.
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I love you guys.
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Gas Me up, keep doing it.
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OK, so we have you here and I want to
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ask you how can I improve my aura?
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Because I'm trying to be as confident as I can this summer
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It's definitely like a thing that builds.
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I would say like I wouldn't say that maybe in my twenties
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like my early twenties.
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Oh God, I turned 29.
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So I mean, last year I'm trying to make it the
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best, but I started,
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you know, pretty insecure actually.
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It's very common. It's a regular thing to go through,
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ok? So, you know,
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don't be scared, but I would say just not giving a
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fuck anymore. And as you get older you realize like,
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oh shit doesn't really matter like that.
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And it's more so just about worrying about your own opinions about
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yourself rather than worrying about others because everyone's going to be hating
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everyone's going to have something to say and it's just not
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important. So I,
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I think it's much better to start looking at yourself in the
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best way possible. I don't do the negative self talk
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like that's just like a big no,
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no in my household.
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a household of just me and my cat.
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So we're only speaking great things into ourselves,
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right? We have to speak life into ourselves.
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And I want to ask to like,
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can you hit on guys first and how do you do it
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How do you think?
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I got my man,
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I've bagged my man so that it took me two years but
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I did it. Yeah,
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I'm not shy about that.
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I feel like, you know,
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we're grown, we can say that we're interested in someone.
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And also that's also like low key rejection therapy,
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which really helps. Like,
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if they reject you love,
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that's fine. It's redirecting baby.
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Keep moving, keep it pushing and yeah,
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all you got to be like,
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oh, you're cute.
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What are you doing tomorrow?
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Let's go out to eat,
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let's do something. Let's go get coffee.
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Cool. And they're like,
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oh what? Oh my God.
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Oh my God. Like they're so shook but they like that
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I mean, some don't some feel a little masculin but
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you know, but,
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you know, I want someone who's like in their masculinity like
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good and they also want a lady who's independent.
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I mean, you know,
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it's 2024. Most definitely.
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I'm not going to be a meek little girl.
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I know you got to show your interests,
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definitely showing your interests but also like,
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let them spoil you too.
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Sure you're interested. But there's a balance for sure.
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There's a balance. Do you like Latino guys?
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I do. I dated one but he was a little Machista
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So keep that on the little guys.
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Like, don't do that,
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you know, I was out with this guy and he was
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real funny. He was a Gemini,
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he was real outgoing,
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you know, really cool guy.
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However, he was testy like he was really testing me the
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entire, testing my boundaries,
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right? He was like very much like I want to be
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funny and maybe there was this way of flirting but it came
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out very douche. Like I don't like that.
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Be a gentleman. Like,
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what are you doing?
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I'm a lady. A definitely.
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So we're drinking how cute little Umar Sour.
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Had a cherry in there and he was like,
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you gonna eat that cherry and I go,
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yeah. What am I doing?
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What you mean? A big girl?
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I, I eat everything.
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What do you mean?
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And he asked me again and I said yes,
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I yes like what?
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He takes his two cute little fingers shoves it in my drink
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gets the cherry eats it and looks at me with a smug
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face and I go,
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did you just did,
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am am I being bamboozled or like I said,
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you just ate my cherry?
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I just said no twice and he was like I just really
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wanted it and I go I don't give up and the entire
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night was like that and mind you,
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I was right next to my apartment.
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So I wish I had the strength to just get up and
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you were like contemplating leaving,
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you know, when you're so shook.
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You believe I was perplexed.
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I was like what?
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I was frozen in time.
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Like what do you mean to say my cherry?
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That's my favorite food on my shirt.
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Oh So shook. So yeah,
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I think sometimes they have this way of like flirting and
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it, it backfires like no,
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treat me like a princess.
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I'm a pretty princess and it goes a really long way to
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be a gentleman and being nice and,
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yeah, joke around.
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Like, obviously you're a funny girl.
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You take a lot to laugh because I'm probably fine than you
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But yeah, I think that's the important part and I
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sincerely hope that when you go on dates you are strong on
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those boundaries and you're like,
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no, you do something wrong.
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I'm getting up right now because there's a hard time for that
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girl. I don't one more thing though.
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I wanna ask to about I know it's not on the
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thing but I have to ask sex appeal because I remember when
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when I was looking at your Instagram,
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I was like, dude,
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this girl has sex appeal and I know that like,
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I don't know, I don't have that.
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I have a hard time.
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You think? So?
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You have the eye,
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you got a little low body on you.
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Like what do you mean?
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But like the way that you think you caring yourself like that
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you know, it's like you said like,
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I don't know. Well,
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for one don't say you don't have it because once you say
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you don't have something you're not going to have it.
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This is true. So it's more about getting up and being
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like today, I'm going to feel sexy and how do I
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feel sexy? And just put on things that make you feel
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that way. Like I love accessorizing,
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love a jewelry. I love a red nail.
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you know,
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whatever. If it's makeup or makeup free,
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some girls feel really sexy and their natural bodies and,
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you know, no makeup,
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that's it. And no one can tell you what isn't sexy
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because if it's sexy to you it's sexy to you.
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You feel it. Yeah,
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absolutely. It's all in there.
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It's in there, it's in there,
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it's in there and it's going to come out.
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You all be careful.
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So you're going to come out here.
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Thank you so much.
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Exactly. And where can people find you on social media?
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My Instagram is at Javiera.
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Yes. My name is Javiera.
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A lot of people are shook.
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My name is Javier.
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I don't know why I love that.
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I always hear Javier but not Javiera.
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This is great. That's why in Chile.
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I'm from Chile. Chi Chile.
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It's the only country that has Javi as like their most popular
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name, which I think is kind of hilarious.
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It's cool. Instagram and then Tik Tok,
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even though it's gonna be shut down.
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I, I don't know,
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girl, let's hope not.
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underscore Javiera with two Ts and three A's is Bennifer over
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already. Damn already.
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The cheese is real.
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Guys. Sources say Ben Affleck has moved out of the house
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He shares with J Lo and that they're headed for a
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divorce and then they say Ben is not to blame this time
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Yeah. So we know who the problem is.
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Dang. You're on Toca,
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huh? My TOCA.
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I feel bad. My Toca eata.
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Apparently a is the one calling it quits and he's focusing on
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his work and his kids,
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the insider said they'll never stop loving each other but she can't
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control him and he can't change her.
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No lie though. Brother.
15:41
It does look like he's kind of suppressed.
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I don't know, like in the photos,
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but it's not that kind of looks like who am I to
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judge? Who are you to judge?
15:51
Who are we to judge?
15:53
But Affleck didn't attend the Met Gala with J Lo which he
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blamed on filming the accountant too.
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And fans think it seems suspicious though.
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Like, what do you think?
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I mean, again he's working.
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It's just another Met Gala in their book.
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I want to stand because she's a working.
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Yeah, for sure.
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And I mean, well I thought they were endgame brother.
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I thought they, we're like,
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oh my God, thank God.
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Like I was rooting for them.
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It's like we're rooting for you,
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you know, we all rooting for you.
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How dare you like.
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Yeah, and it's been like up and down,
16:29
up and down the rumors that are they getting back together or
16:31
not. And so yeah,
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I thought this is also like this is the one but but
16:37
was be doomed all along.
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Let's look at the receipt shall we?
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So? Ok. J Lo and Ben Affleck met in 2002
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on the set of jiggly or,
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I don't know, the point is they were both on set
16:50
They were still married but they weren't together yet.
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But that's how they met.
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And I mean, and then they got engaged later that year
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with that huge $2.5 million pink diamond ring that J Lo never
17:05
gave back. By the way,
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I won't give that shit back too.
17:10
It's mine now. But by 2003,
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the tabloid attention got to them and they postponed their wedding.
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They broke up in 2004,
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blaming it on the media circus.
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Lopez called it the biggest heartbreak of her life.
17:28
And you know what brother I feel like there's ever since they
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got married and started dating each other,
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there's been a media circus like they've been getting memed and like
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like people be saying that he looks miserable.
17:39
People saying like there's just a lot of talk,
17:42
like they've been going through a lot like these past few,
17:45
you know, I don't know how long.
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I don't even think they hit a year.
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I mean, well,
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they're celebrity sisters. They're always under the microscope.
17:52
So it's like the media circus.
17:53
I mean, I don't know.
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But anyways, and then apparently after that breakup,
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Lopez married Marc Anthony just five months later.
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Mark Anthony. Who's that?
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Is that the sanci guy?
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No. Is it despacito?
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The one from the video that yeah,
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that's it. Ok.
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All right. All right.
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Now we're connecting the dots here.
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Ok. So they reconnected in 2021 and got married in 2000
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Hold on. Where's a Rod?
18:27
I thought a Rod got married to her or something.
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Fuck that guy. Part of the story.
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I think, I think there were allegations,
18:38
no allegations, allegedly,
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they reconnected in 2021.
18:44
J Lo and Ben Affleck and got married in 2022 in Vegas
18:48
J Lo said that she thinks it's truly meant to be
18:52
with him. And after all that they split again,
18:56
hate to see it.
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Yeah, but I mean,
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I don't know, maybe Ben was like,
19:00
damn, this is you now,
19:03
was that the movie?
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Like now like I liked you before that joke went over my
19:09
head. Oh my Jenny from the block.
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What is up? We are here at Pink mbuji gonna talk
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to Kenya Os and get some tacos.
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Let's get it. What is that?
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And I'm here with?
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Oh yeah. You know what's up?
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He's gonna set up a tour.
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Actually. You wanna tell us the name of your tour?
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I know it's here.
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But you tell us I'm a P PC P.
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The perfect taste of Kenya la ci I de de de Pero
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de rap. I tao era de un PPI a fun fact
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or a secret talent.
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Oh, no loss penis.
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No, no, no,
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no. Kidding you,
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you know, influencer,
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businesswoman like Yas was obviously on the big stage going on tour
21:38
Mira and social media.
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Yo, Dee Mesta Tempo.
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The A and oh,
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that's no Mexican snnnnnnn.
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Family friendly in Mexico.
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Cuando. I Que El Cap Perro and Mazer Cano is sending
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ceremony to Mexico is so.
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Oh, ok. Oh,
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ok. Vi vi favorite emoji co favorite color Porque Bas de
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Unidos en in Chicago in Dallas in Los Angeles in a Mian
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PCA as Paras Lo and A P.
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Bye. Mhm. What a good show.
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Am I right? What a show?
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And what are you,
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what did you learn from Harvey that you're going to apply this
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weekend? Well, I learned that I have mad sex appeal
24:28
There you go and that I can shoot my shot and
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I'm not going to seem desperate.
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There you go. I love it.
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I love their talk.
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I'm going to hit her up because that's my girl now.
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All right. Well,
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thanks so much for tuning in.
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It's been a great,
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it's been an honor.
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But yeah, I'm Alejandro and I'm Jenny and we'll see you
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next week with More Lincoln Bio.
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Mm Are you, you're one of those people that like literally
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put your head in the water and like,
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you'd be like, oh,
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let's see who can hold their breath longer?
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Is that a bad thing?