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‘Boneless’ Bone-In Chicken

July 31, 2024
The Ohio courts ruled that boneless chicken wings can have bones in them, so we look at other sneaky-labeled food like Cheez Whiz.
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On Thursday, the Ohio Supreme Court ruled that customers cannot expect boneless chicken wings to be free of bones.

The ruling comes after Michael Berkheimer sued Hamilton, Ohio restaurant Wings...
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Show transcript
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It's a very dark time in America sister.
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The nation is very divided.
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People are catching strays but we have to cover this.
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Apparently boneless chicken wings can have bones in them.
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What this is coming from the Ohio Supreme Court.
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So if I order boneless wings,
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I mean, there better not be bones in them because they're
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boneless. Oh, but boneless.
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It just means there's less.
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Na na na see,
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that's where they get.
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So apparently this boneless drama started back in 2016.
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So it's been a minute,
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right? Some guy named Michael Berkheimer went to a restaurant in
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Hamilton, Ohio and had boneless wings,
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but a piece of bone in the wings causing pain and an
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infection. He later sued the restaurant,
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the chicken supplier and the farm saying they,
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you didn't warn about the bones.
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Oh, so lower courts dismissed his case,
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which then went to the State's Supreme Court in its ruling.
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The Ohio Supreme Court's majority also wrote that boneless technically referred to
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a cooking style, not a true guarantee that the food would
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really be without bones.
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So damn, that's a scam,
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bro. Like like the Supreme Court that said,
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well, it's crazy brother because they're hitting us with a boneless
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chicken, fine print.
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Like, and that's the thing,
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dude, you know,
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I actually know someone that died from eating wings.
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They choked on a bone.
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Ok? But they were br ip,
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they were in, they weren't,
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it was a club promoter that forced me to follow him and
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then I found out he passed away.
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So, but anyways,
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all right, a moment of silence or no,
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no, that's fucked up.
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Oh, no, no.
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You know what told me.
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But I don't know,
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but it's just kind of like other stuff that has like the
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fine print, right?
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Like, I don't know if you notice on drumsticks like it's
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not ice cream. Like the little corner I said something like
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about like being a frozen dessert.
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The USDA finds ice cream as containing at least 10% milk fat
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but drumsticks do not meet this requirement.
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And so it doesn't qualify as ice cream.
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Well, what kind of shit is that?
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Ok? But the bonus thing.
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Exactly. I mean,
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like, look everything,
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you know is a lie.
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You have to read the fine print otherwise you're gonna freaking get
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infected by a chicken wing or you could pass away.
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It's so sad, bro.
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I would hate to go out like that Buffalo.
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I would hate to go out like that.
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And the only reason I know is because I was scrolling through
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the comments, you know,
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being c as to why that's the way he went to his
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IGR IP, like his IG,
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I guess someone had the pass and he's coming out of the
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sky and I saw him in the comments.
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I'm like, shoot.
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I was like, well,
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how did he pass?
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And I was like,
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damn, they weren't kidding,
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was he?