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Oh man, this next story.
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This is the kind of shit that fuels nightmare sisters.
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giant flying horo spiders native to East Asia are moving northward across
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the east coast including NYC.
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Like, have you seen the size of these?
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It looks tiny there but how big is it?
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Dude, it's fucking big.
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It's got a big ass like it's crazy big ass big ass
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spiders. Literally the hurdle when fully grown is the size of
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a human palm. Imagine seeing that like I'm already afraid of
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spiders. I'm not gonna lie the daddy long legs or whatever
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but imagine like I'd be like,
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oh my God. So NYC baby watch out.
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So the whole spider can bite humans,
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but it prefers to avoid confrontation in the unlikely event that a
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ho spider bites you,
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the bite will feel like a bee sting.
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It may cause temporary redness.
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So I mean not that scary but I'm not gonna get right
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Apparently not, I guess,
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I don't know. But like,
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you know, this makes sense for New York City.
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They have big ass rats,
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big ass spiders. Big ass city roaches,
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that's fucking huge. They got some big ass roaches,
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cicadas, cicadas, they got,
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they got all, all the ecosystem.
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If this shit comes into my eye,
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I'm leaving like, I'm grabbing the baby and running because even
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when I see the baby spiders,
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I'm like, oh go get it.
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I'm like, how don't you get it?
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Like you don't kill the spiders when your wife tells you I
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do. But like I run away and hopefully it hides somewhere
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You know, I used to have a book that I
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would not use that after the college.
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It was an expensive book.
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I didn't use it after.
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So that would be my spider killing book where it's like,
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literally like I see it and I just drop it.
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Boom. She got the most out of this book after college
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it's done ko and then do you wipe it off?
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It's easy to just wipe it right off.
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be careful with those parachuting spiders,
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spiders walking around. It's like I'm walking here like it's fucking
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I'm just like, dude.