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Beware of Parachuting Spiders

June 14, 2024
Giant, venomous spiders are parachuting from ceilings across the East Coast.
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Joro spiders are spreading across the U.S. East Coast, and have been found in states including Florida, North Carolina, and Maryland. The spiders, which are the size of an average woman’s hand and have yellow and...
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Oh man, this next story.
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This is the kind of shit that fuels nightmare sisters.
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Oh my God. Well,
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giant flying horo spiders native to East Asia are moving northward across
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the east coast including NYC.
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Like, have you seen the size of these?
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It looks tiny there but how big is it?
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Dude, it's fucking big.
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It's got a big ass like it's crazy big ass big ass
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spiders. Literally the hurdle when fully grown is the size of
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a human palm. Imagine seeing that like I'm already afraid of
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spiders. I'm not gonna lie the daddy long legs or whatever
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but imagine like I'd be like,
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oh my God. So NYC baby watch out.
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So the whole spider can bite humans,
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but it prefers to avoid confrontation in the unlikely event that a
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ho spider bites you,
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the bite will feel like a bee sting.
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It may cause temporary redness.
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So I mean not that scary but I'm not gonna get right
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Apparently not, I guess,
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I don't know. But like,
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you know, this makes sense for New York City.
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They have big ass rats,
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big ass spiders. Big ass city roaches,
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big ass. Yeah,
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that's fucking huge. They got some big ass roaches,
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cicadas, cicadas, they got,
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they got all the,
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they got all, all the ecosystem.
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If this shit comes into my eye,
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I'm leaving like, I'm grabbing the baby and running because even
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when I see the baby spiders,
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I'm like, oh go get it.
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I'm like, how don't you get it?
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Like you don't kill the spiders when your wife tells you I
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do. But like I run away and hopefully it hides somewhere
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You know, I used to have a book that I
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would not use that after the college.
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It was an expensive book.
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I didn't use it after.
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So that would be my spider killing book where it's like,
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literally like I see it and I just drop it.
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Boom. She got the most out of this book after college
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He was like,
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boom. And I'm like,
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it's done ko and then do you wipe it off?
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It's easy to just wipe it right off.
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But yeah, guys,
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be careful with those parachuting spiders,
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spiders walking around. It's like I'm walking here like it's fucking
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huge. I don't know.
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I'm just like, dude.