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Battle Of The Bulge

August 7, 2024
French pole-vaulter Anthony Ammirati’s Olympic dreams were crushed by his… bulge. Who’s sliding into his DMs?
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On Saturday, French pole-vaulter Anthony Ammirati, 21, failed to qualify for the Olympics final after accidentally knocking off the bar with his crotch. Ammirati hit the pole with both his leg and groin, causing him...
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Show transcript
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French pole vaulter, Anne Amira's Olympic dreams are crushed by none
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other than his manhood.
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What do you mean manhood?
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Just can we roll the tape like just check this out?
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There you go. He's going up.
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OK. Good form.
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I guess it's a blessing and a curse.
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Honestly, it's like he's packing but it was a little too
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much that it got in the way.
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And now, you know,
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I know where he ended up on the standings and stuff.
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It all, I'm assuming he didn't take home a medal because
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they put the thing,
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you know, he gonna be taking home something else,
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brother after that, his D MS are popping.
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Definitely sister. Look.
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So before this whole you know,
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pre bulge incident bulge.
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So pre bulge, he was at 8000 followers ever since then
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He's had about 100 and 75,000 followers on Instagram.
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See brother, he won on my book.
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He's been growing, he's not a shower,
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he's a grower. You know what I'm saying?
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And he's a show that was a double meaning I see you
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but he's to 100 and 75,000 followers.
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And also not only that he also got an offer from an
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adult entertainment company to,
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you know, make a little video and get paid $250,000
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I don't even think they pay him that much for the
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medals. So again,
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he didn't get the medal but he got followers and he got
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a job offer. Use that baguette to get that bag wee
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wee sister wee wee showing off his wee wee,
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did you follow him?
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Did you follow him?
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I'm gonna follow him after the show.