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Attack of the Microplastics

May 22, 2024
Microplastics are showing up everywhere. Yes, down there.
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Microscopic fragments of plastic are being found in various parts of the human body, including the bloodstream, brain, lungs and now in male testicles.

A recent study revealed that microplastics can accumulate in the...
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Microplastics have been found in human testicles.
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And researchers believe this could be linked to declining sperm counts in
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men. Well, not to flex but I don't think they
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affected me that much because I just had a baby and it
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was like in a try.
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I think it was two tries.
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Like I, I remember this two times like,
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are you sure? And she was like,
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yeah, let's do it.
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I'm like, OK,
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that's how I remember it happening.
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But anyway, I mean like,
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sorry, you know,
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hashtag respectfully sorry babe,
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but she always gets mad at me like you always talk about
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our sex life out there.
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I'm like we're adults.
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Anyway. Go ahead.
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How did that go for microplastic testicles?
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Ok. Well, scientists tested 23 human testicles and 47 dog
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testicles finding microplastic pollution in every sample.
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Well, jokes on you guys because my dog don't have testicles
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Charles. You got neutered.
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Yeah, he did.
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He's happy he's living the freaking best life snoring in your videos
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and stuff. They don't get in the way like it,
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but they have found microplastics in breast milk,
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human blood placentas showing widespread contamination.
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But like how these little microplastics get to our ball sacks.
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I know recent evidence indicates that humans constantly inhale and ingest microplastic
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through contaminated seafood sushi,
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including fish and shellfish,
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the ceviche or whatever.
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And additionally, microplastics have been found in tap water,
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bottled water. Las Bota de Agua and even commonly consumed beverages
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such as beer and salt.
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Should we be worried?
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Like everything you list is stuff that I consume.
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So I'm just like,
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well brother. No,
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pa, yeah, microplastics.
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Maybe we should stop making things with so much plastic.
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How do we carry the water glass?
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Oh, duh. You know what sister you're on or something
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