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Men can spill just as much tea as women.
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Maybe even more. I have no clue what their ch is
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about. So, here to give us all the truth is
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comedian D JJ Valentino.
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What's up? What's up?
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Thanks for having me.
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Thank you for coming.
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So I don't know if you saw but there's this Tik Tok
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trend of like men hanging out with their like girl and
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the girl's friends being there and the guy just like all like
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hovering over them just that's weird because I've never done that before
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I don't even know why you guys brought me here because
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that's not me. Really?
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I smell cheese muscle,
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my eye. I'm just kidding.
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So, so I wanna ask you,
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where do the men spill the cheese med?
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Like is it the group chat?
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Is it the basketball court?
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Ok. So I'm in the entertainment industry,
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so I definitely don't do it in the industry.
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I'm a DJ and a comedian.
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I'm not gonna do it around other comedians.
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I'm not gonna do it around other DJ s and you don't
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Yeah. Can we eat a cuss here?
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Don't shoot and I'm single at the moment.
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But if I am hanging out with a female that I do
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trust or even my mother?
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She's Guatemalan Cuban. Come on.
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If this was my mom or somebody that I trust away from
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those people, away from the industry,
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Everybody does it. Why do you think there's traffic when there's
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an accident on the freeway?
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We're all nosy. Why do you think social media is so
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we're all, we all wanna know.
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we are. And like do you have any che for us
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Like what's on the radar?
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What are you talking about?
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We're gonna save that for the,
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We're gonna talk about that over there.
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you know, for me it's just guys,
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if you're gonna tease me out,
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do it in the privacy of your own home,
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try to stay away from doing it in the industry that you're
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in because it's gonna bite you in the butt later.
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You know, I'll be honest with you.
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That's not a good look.
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You know, if you know like once again we're all human
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about it. Just do it in your own privacy,
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talk to your girl about it,
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talk to your mom about it to people that you trust about
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it or just don't talk about it at all.
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This is true. Or talk to your mom about it.
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Yeah. Talk to your mom for sure.
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The moms for sure with them like it just hits different.
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And they give you good substance.
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They have a good substance there.
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they have good and they be folding a napkin when they're telling
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you folding a fucking napkin.
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I like that. I like that for me.
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It's my mom's making my bed while she's doing that.
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No. See, no La Maria.
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Come on. No N Sevan,
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la Corona. They gotta be productive at the same time.
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mom keep washing my dishes.
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What you saying? I'll be here all day.
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So with stand up because you are a stand up comedian.
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So do you, do you like ever spill like like a
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family che or like friend cheese or like,
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you know, I know you're single but like when you had
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a girl like their cheese man on there or has anyone got
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mad? Because you have I mean,
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so comedy is honest.
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Comedy is honest. I like OK,
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I'll be honest, like I have a tattoo hairline so I
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I like, I don't know if this is cheese man
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Can't tell you. Oh my God.
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Oh I definitely, you know,
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I'm transparent. You know,
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I talk about, I was in the strip club industry for
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18 years. I was a strip club.
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DJ I definitely talk about the strip club stuff.
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What went on behind the scenes,
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you know. That's che on though.
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You know what I mean?
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There's a lot of stuff that I shouldn't have saw at the
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in the industry. That's Cian,
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though. There's a lot of stuff that went on behind the
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scenes that dancers probably wouldn't want people to know.
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That's Ciano, you know,
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like strings hanging out on stage,
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You know when the girl has a monthly cycle,
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00 Snap. He's spelling it.
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No pun attendant, no strings attached,
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no strings attached with women.
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I talked about how a girl once released a gas bubble on
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me after love making.
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That's a, a fart on me and I never,
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I never said the name but it happened,
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you know, but once again,
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girls don't fart. So I don't,
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you didn't hear it from me.
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You didn't hear it from me.
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Girls don't fart what?
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That a guy thing that,
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Girls don't even eat beans,
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right? For that reason.
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OK, Jay. So give us the cheese man on your
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like, do you have any tours coming up?
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a few dates. I'm in the Bay area on the 14th
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I'm in Sacramento performing at the stand up with Luis Pazos
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in Sacramento. You can check it out on my social media
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I believe it's a Thursday.
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I'll be at a club called Blue Martini in Phoenix.
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And in next month in April,
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I'll be in Modesto performing again on April 5th.
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But all this information is on the link on my bio,
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Lincoln bio. Here we go.
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Damn, son. Where'd you find this?
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