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Are men the biggest chismosos?

March 4, 2024
DJ-comedian JValentino joins us to talk about men spilling the tea with their moms, strip club chisme, why we gossip, and what really goes on in the group chat.
Show transcript
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Men can spill just as much tea as women.
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Maybe even more. I have no clue what their ch is
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about. So, here to give us all the truth is
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comedian D JJ Valentino.
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What's up? What's up?
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Thanks for having me.
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Thank you for coming.
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So I don't know if you saw but there's this Tik Tok
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trend of like men hanging out with their like girl and
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the girl's friends being there and the guy just like all like
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hovering over them just that's weird because I've never done that before
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I don't even know why you guys brought me here because
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that's not me. Really?
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Oh, I don't know.
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I smell cheese muscle,
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my eye. I'm just kidding.
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So, so I wanna ask you,
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where do the men spill the cheese med?
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Like is it the group chat?
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Is it the basketball court?
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Ok. So I'm in the entertainment industry,
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so I definitely don't do it in the industry.
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I'm a DJ and a comedian.
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I'm not gonna do it around other comedians.
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I'm not gonna do it around other DJ s and you don't
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poop where you eat?
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Yeah. Can we eat a cuss here?
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Don't shoot and I'm single at the moment.
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But if I am hanging out with a female that I do
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trust or even my mother?
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Oh, for sure.
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She's Guatemalan Cuban. Come on.
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Of course. Yes.
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If this was my mom or somebody that I trust away from
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those people, away from the industry,
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then I'll do it.
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I'm not gonna lie.
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Everybody does it. Why do you think there's traffic when there's
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an accident on the freeway?
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We're all nosy. Why do you think social media is so
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big? We all want,
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we're all, we all wanna know.
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We're nosy. Yeah,
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we are. And like do you have any che for us
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Like what's on the radar?
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What are you talking about?
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We're gonna save that for the,
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for the lobby. Ok.
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We're gonna talk about that over there.
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Not really. I mean,
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you know, for me it's just guys,
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if you're gonna tease me out,
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do it in the privacy of your own home,
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try to stay away from doing it in the industry that you're
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in because it's gonna bite you in the butt later.
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You know, I'll be honest with you.
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That's not a good look.
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You know, if you know like once again we're all human
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about it. Just do it in your own privacy,
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talk to your girl about it,
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talk to your mom about it to people that you trust about
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it or just don't talk about it at all.
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This is true. Or talk to your mom about it.
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Yeah. Talk to your mom for sure.
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The moms for sure with them like it just hits different.
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It does, it does.
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And they give you good substance.
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They have a good substance there.
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You know, they,
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they have good and they be folding a napkin when they're telling
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you folding a fucking napkin.
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I like that. I like that for me.
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It's my mom's making my bed while she's doing that.
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No. See, no La Maria.
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Come on. No N Sevan,
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la Corona. They gotta be productive at the same time.
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I'll be like, yeah,
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mom keep washing my dishes.
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What you saying? I'll be here all day.
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So with stand up because you are a stand up comedian.
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So do you, do you like ever spill like like a
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family che or like friend cheese or like,
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you know, I know you're single but like when you had
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a girl like their cheese man on there or has anyone got
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mad? Because you have I mean,
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so comedy is honest.
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Comedy is honest. I like OK,
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I'll be honest, like I have a tattoo hairline so I
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I like, I don't know if this is cheese man
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but I spill it.
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Can't tell you. Oh my God.
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Oh I definitely, you know,
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I talk about trans,
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I'm transparent. You know,
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I talk about, I was in the strip club industry for
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18 years. I was a strip club.
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DJ I definitely talk about the strip club stuff.
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What went on behind the scenes,
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you know. That's che on though.
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You know what I mean?
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There's a lot of stuff that I shouldn't have saw at the
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age of 1920 in the,
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in the industry. That's Cian,
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though. There's a lot of stuff that went on behind the
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scenes that dancers probably wouldn't want people to know.
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That's Ciano, you know,
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like, you know,
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like strings hanging out on stage,
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you know. Yeah.
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You know when the girl has a monthly cycle,
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00 Snap. He's spelling it.
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No pun attendant, no strings attached,
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no strings attached with women.
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I talked about how a girl once released a gas bubble on
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me after love making.
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That's a, a fart on me and I never,
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I never said the name but it happened,
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you know, but once again,
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girls don't fart. So I don't,
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you didn't hear it from me.
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You didn't hear it from me.
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Girls don't fart what?
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You don't, right.
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Pass gas at all.
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That a guy thing that,
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that stays in here.
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Girls don't even eat beans,
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right? For that reason.
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OK, Jay. So give us the cheese man on your
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like, do you have any tours coming up?
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So I have a,
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a few dates. I'm in the Bay area on the 14th
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I'm in Sacramento performing at the stand up with Luis Pazos
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in Sacramento. You can check it out on my social media
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and on the 21st,
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I believe it's a Thursday.
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I'll be at a club called Blue Martini in Phoenix.
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And in next month in April,
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I'll be in Modesto performing again on April 5th.
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But all this information is on the link on my bio,
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Lincoln bio. Here we go.
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Damn, son. Where'd you find this?