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Angel Hernández Finally Retired

June 3, 2024
Controversial baseball umpire Angel Hernández has finally retired.
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This week, Cuban-American baseball umpire Angel Hernández, 62, announced his retirement from Major League Baseball after 30 years. The umpire, often vilified and referred to as “baseball’s bumbling boogeyman” for his bad calls, said he is ending his...
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00:00
Sister. Does your dad ever get mad at TV?
00:02
When he's watching baseball?
00:03
You know what Brother Mao does?
00:05
He's a huge Dodgers fan,
00:08
huge, like literally his restaurant literally sponsored the Dodgers.
00:12
I think he's that like ride or die for them.
00:14
Well, then he might like this story because Angel fucking Hernandez
00:18
is gone. Not like,
00:20
you know, he didn't die or anything but he's retiring.
00:23
Oh, it's the way,
00:24
look, if your THEO was upset at a call,
00:27
it was probably because of this guy.
00:28
So he's an umpire,
00:29
he's an umpire. So if you know,
00:31
he calls the strikes balls out all that stuff and homeboy,
00:36
I don't know, he has a bad reputation,
00:38
you know, in the,
00:39
in the league players don't like him.
00:41
Fans don't like him.
00:42
And so would you say he's the worst umpire ever?
00:46
Yes, he's definitely,
00:48
it is my pleasure to announce formally just a clean line.
00:53
Angel Hernandez is retiring,
00:56
so he finally made a right call.
00:59
Oh, that's a home run.
01:03
Good stuff. Thank you.
01:04
I just break out.
01:05
No, but dude,
01:10
like this guy again,
01:12
he just had terrible calls.
01:14
Meme Pages always tore him up after every game and he thought
01:18
that the MLB was like,
01:19
being racist because like,
01:21
oh no, no,
01:21
we don't want you calling the playoff games.
01:23
It's like, that's gotta be racist.
01:24
Why is it? Because,
01:25
you know, my last name is Hernandez.
01:26
It's like, no,
01:26
no, no, it's because you fucking suck at your job
01:30
It's like we don't want these high stake gangs being called
01:35
by you. My guy,
01:36
the no penal but many times his whole career shit.
01:42
I mean, it's Angel.
01:43
No wonder, no wonder my uncle would be freaking fuming.
01:48
I mean, the bats are cool sometimes but if this guy
01:50
is just making wrong calls and damn,
01:53
that's not ours. I feel so bad for my uncle because
01:57
poor guy. No.
01:59
Yeah. But you know what?
02:00
Angel? Thank you for your years of service.
02:02
I hope you have a happy retirement and just watch the games
02:05
from apart with us now.
02:05
Right? Let the other guys make the calls that are right
02:08
And,,
02:09
yeah, he's a little biased brother.
02:11
What do you mean?
02:12
Angels? Angel. I'm just kidding.
02:15
I'm joking. Anything.
02:18
Yeah, he's retiring.
02:19
So good riddance. Happy retiring.