I got my period when I was 10 years old.
What she's talking about her period.
I'm a human being but puberty did hit me when I was a little,
by the time I was 12, I was still one of the only girls who had
I had super hairy legs because my mom wouldn't let me shave
And unfortunately, my body was still pretty small.
That included my head.
My head was small but my nose was big.
I was a Pablo Picasso abstract walking piece.
Unfortunately, that came along with people bullying me with
creative names such as big nose, louder.
Even though I was being bullied by all these little boys running
No, no big nose Loda.
They were looking at my booty.
So finally when I was 14, I had a little boyfriend, he always
wanted to kiss me and, and my mom told me this rule, she was like
If a guy really likes you, he'll wait three months to give you
And I was like, got it.
So after three months, this kid was like, ok, Laura, you know
it's been three months I came through, let's make out I was
like, I'm sorry, I can't date you.
I'm not ready for this kiss forward in time.
Still haven't had my first kiss.
Finally there's this guy that I really like and we go to the
beach, he was trying to kiss me and I kept being like, coy, I'm
And he goes louder, give me your hand and he puts it on his chest
and I'm like, and his heart was beating really fast and he's
like, do you feel that?
And I'm like, yeah, he goes, I'm nervous too and I'm like, and
as I gasped, he went for the kiss and that was the smoothest
shit I've ever seen in my life.
And we started making out and because I thought that was the
sexiest thing that's ever happened to me because there was
So I'm like, mm oh and he goes, are you OK?
And I'm like, yeah, he's like, oh, ok because you know you're
making sounds and I'm like, oh, ok.
Anyway, it was a very awkward experience.
That was my first kiss.
God, I'm so nervous telling the story.
Let me know what your first kiss was like if it was as magical
as mine, if it was a little more awkward, you know, mine was
magical but then I started moaning and then it made it weird
Do you guys moan when you kiss?
Thank you so much for watching.
And I look forward to reading your comments.