Hey, is that my shirt, please?
No, actually it's mine.
I got one to remember actually, I remember it being sold out
I actually went back two days ago and got the same one.
Because I'm pretty sure you were cramping and you were in bed
I actually got it off of Amazon.
That's funny because you canceled your credit card last week
due to fraudulent charges.
Turns out it was Joey buying gifts on it.
You and Joey broke up exactly two weeks ago today.
It was an early birthday gift she gave me before we broke up
That's quizzical because your birthday passed eight months
three weeks, two days, 24 hours ago.
It's funny because my mom told me she's been wrong about my
birthday this whole time.
And it's actually tomorrow how perplexing because your mother
has been in Venezuela for the past month and doesn't have good
She sent me a telegram.
We didn't have any mail today.
My friend went and got the mail for me.