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Hey, is that my shirt, please?
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No, actually it's mine.
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I got one to remember actually, I remember it being sold out
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I actually went back two days ago and got the same one.
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Because I'm pretty sure you were cramping and you were in bed
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I actually got it off of Amazon.
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That's funny because you canceled your credit card last week
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due to fraudulent charges.
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Turns out it was Joey buying gifts on it.
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You and Joey broke up exactly two weeks ago today.
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It was an early birthday gift she gave me before we broke up
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That's quizzical because your birthday passed eight months
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three weeks, two days, 24 hours ago.
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It's funny because my mom told me she's been wrong about my
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birthday this whole time.
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And it's actually tomorrow how perplexing because your mother
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has been in Venezuela for the past month and doesn't have good
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She sent me a telegram.
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We didn't have any mail today.
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My friend went and got the mail for me.