Hello guys and welcome back.
This is not Laura's corner.
This is T I was Laura because let's face it.
I tell y'all way too much information about me, but that's
ok because they're paying me to do it.
So a lot of you guys don't know this about me, but I'm actually
Anyway, I go to Colombia and not only do I go there for Christmas
but I also wanted to visit my favorite cousin, not that cousin
So me and my boyfriend go to Colombia and the first stop we make
is in Santa Marta and it happens to be my boyfriend's birthday
That's my boyfriend.
We had a really, really good time.
But then something really, really bad happened along the
It was just absolutely detrimental like it wasn't that bad
We went to Taona Park and it's a beautiful, beautiful park
like it takes three hours to get there.
Like you have to take an hour bus and then you have to walk two
hours in the jungle and there's mud everywhere and there's
horse poop everywhere and you're walking with poop and then
with mud and then it's just, it's all becomes one and I'm not
used to this because, like, I'm a city girl but my boyfriend
he's American and like, he loves doing outdoorsy shit.
I don't know if it's like a white people thing.
I think it's just an outdoorsy person thing.
So we're there, we're walking and we finally get to the campsite
and it's absolutely beautiful.
You know, you see the mountains and the palms and you smell
the beach and everything is beautiful.
And there's like these dogs there, there was little poop mines
which I was like, ok, that's fine, whatever, they're dogs
and we're in a big ass park, doesn't matter.
Not thinking that this would affect me later on.
So we go to the beach, we come back, everything's great.
And so night time comes and I'm like, it's your birthday baby
Let's do whatever you wanna do.
We drink, we dance and then we go to sleep.
We make love because it's his birthday.
Don't worry about it.
Too much information.
And then three o'clock in the morning comes, everything's
There's no moon that night.
I don't know where it was.
There were stars everywhere.
You could see the Milky Way Galaxy and then you hear animals
outside like we're in a camp, we're in the middle of the jungle
There was jaguars, there was probably a bear.
I don't know if there was an ostrich out there like there were
things out there that was scary.
And so I wake up in sweat with a horrible pain in my stomach.
And I'm like, oh my God, I'm dying like that's what's happening
And so I try to wake up Wes and he's not waking up.
He's like, no, babe, leave me alone.
And I'm like, wes, I think I need to go to the bathroom and I'm
like cold sweating and I'm like, I'm pale like there's no blood
in my hands right now.
And he's like, Laura, you're fine.
Just, just, it was so dark.
How did you know you were pale?
So then I'm there and I'm like dying and I'm like, babe, I think
I have to go to the bathroom and he's like, no, babe, you're
Can you please take me to the bathroom guys?
We were in a jungle.
There was lions and tigers and bears and bats and probably
an ostrich somewhere.
And a hippopotamus is like, I don't know what's out there.
There were some dogs and some cats.
Um one of the dogs was a puppy.
But they sounded like rabid animals.
So he finally wakes up angry and he's like fine and we're walking
through the poop mine of the dog boxers and bare feet.
We're both walking in his sexy boxers and me with my poop diarrhea
We're just walking and there's poop on the floor because of
And so I finally get to the bathroom after, you know, 30 minutes
of walking, we're in the bathroom and he's like, waiting outside
and I just, I let, I let it go, I let everything outside of me
go mind you, there's no toilet room, there's just the rim and
I have diarrhea and I can't even sit in a proper toilet seat
And then on top of that, when I see, I only have three sheets
of toilet paper, three and I have diarrhea.
And then on top of that, there's a big ass bug this big, like
next to me and I'm sweating, I have cold shivers because that's
just what you go through when you have diarrhea.
And so I'm sure I woke up the entire complement though.
And I'm just like, I can't believe this is happening to me right
And then I feel bad because I woke up my boyfriend, he was going
through his rem sleep or whatever.
She, she didn't feel that bad.
So anyway, when that happened, you know, we both went back
to the tent, we walked back the 10 minutes and then we were both
kind of like bickering.
He's like, I don't know why you had to wake me up.
You could have gone up there by yourself.
And I'm like, well, I'm sick.
You should have helped me and he's like, I did help you I ended
up going there with you and then this lady goes, that I didn't
say and then we felt bad that not only did I wake up the whole
I woke up this lady sitting next campsite, guess what?
Diarrhea doesn't just happen once it happens several times
and I start sweating again.
And then wes looks at me like he knows like we both give this
look like I'm like, I'm going through and he's like, I know
you are but I'm not going with you this time.
You know the way fine and I get up, I have to go through the poop
Mine scared of the lions and tigers and bears of all parts of
The poop mines were real.
There's a lot of poop from dogs.
So not only did I have poop inside my stomach, I had poop on my
That's how I went to the bathroom and this happened several
It was just absolutely horrible.
That's tm I with Lauder.
The trip was really nice though.
You guys should go to Colombia.
Have you guys ever gone on a nightmarish vacation where just
everything that could go wrong went wrong.
Was your boyfriend supportive when you had diarrhea?
Let me know in the comments, I'll definitely read them and
I'll make him read them.