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Hello guys and welcome back.
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This is not Laura's corner.
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This is T I was Laura because let's face it.
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I tell y'all way too much information about me, but that's
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ok because they're paying me to do it.
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So a lot of you guys don't know this about me, but I'm actually
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Anyway, I go to Colombia and not only do I go there for Christmas
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but I also wanted to visit my favorite cousin, not that cousin
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So me and my boyfriend go to Colombia and the first stop we make
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is in Santa Marta and it happens to be my boyfriend's birthday
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That's my boyfriend.
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We had a really, really good time.
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But then something really, really bad happened along the
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It was just absolutely detrimental like it wasn't that bad
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We went to Taona Park and it's a beautiful, beautiful park
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like it takes three hours to get there.
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Like you have to take an hour bus and then you have to walk two
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hours in the jungle and there's mud everywhere and there's
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horse poop everywhere and you're walking with poop and then
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with mud and then it's just, it's all becomes one and I'm not
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used to this because, like, I'm a city girl but my boyfriend
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he's American and like, he loves doing outdoorsy shit.
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I don't know if it's like a white people thing.
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I think it's just an outdoorsy person thing.
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So we're there, we're walking and we finally get to the campsite
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and it's absolutely beautiful.
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You know, you see the mountains and the palms and you smell
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the beach and everything is beautiful.
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And there's like these dogs there, there was little poop mines
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which I was like, ok, that's fine, whatever, they're dogs
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and we're in a big ass park, doesn't matter.
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Not thinking that this would affect me later on.
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So we go to the beach, we come back, everything's great.
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And so night time comes and I'm like, it's your birthday baby
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Let's do whatever you wanna do.
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We drink, we dance and then we go to sleep.
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We make love because it's his birthday.
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Don't worry about it.
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Too much information.
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And then three o'clock in the morning comes, everything's
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There's no moon that night.
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I don't know where it was.
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There were stars everywhere.
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You could see the Milky Way Galaxy and then you hear animals
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outside like we're in a camp, we're in the middle of the jungle
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There was jaguars, there was probably a bear.
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I don't know if there was an ostrich out there like there were
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things out there that was scary.
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And so I wake up in sweat with a horrible pain in my stomach.
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And I'm like, oh my God, I'm dying like that's what's happening
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And so I try to wake up Wes and he's not waking up.
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He's like, no, babe, leave me alone.
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And I'm like, wes, I think I need to go to the bathroom and I'm
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like cold sweating and I'm like, I'm pale like there's no blood
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in my hands right now.
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And he's like, Laura, you're fine.
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Just, just, it was so dark.
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How did you know you were pale?
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So then I'm there and I'm like dying and I'm like, babe, I think
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I have to go to the bathroom and he's like, no, babe, you're
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Can you please take me to the bathroom guys?
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We were in a jungle.
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There was lions and tigers and bears and bats and probably
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an ostrich somewhere.
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And a hippopotamus is like, I don't know what's out there.
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There were some dogs and some cats.
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Um one of the dogs was a puppy.
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But they sounded like rabid animals.
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So he finally wakes up angry and he's like fine and we're walking
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through the poop mine of the dog boxers and bare feet.
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We're both walking in his sexy boxers and me with my poop diarrhea
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We're just walking and there's poop on the floor because of
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And so I finally get to the bathroom after, you know, 30 minutes
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of walking, we're in the bathroom and he's like, waiting outside
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and I just, I let, I let it go, I let everything outside of me
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go mind you, there's no toilet room, there's just the rim and
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I have diarrhea and I can't even sit in a proper toilet seat
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And then on top of that, when I see, I only have three sheets
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of toilet paper, three and I have diarrhea.
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And then on top of that, there's a big ass bug this big, like
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next to me and I'm sweating, I have cold shivers because that's
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just what you go through when you have diarrhea.
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And so I'm sure I woke up the entire complement though.
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And I'm just like, I can't believe this is happening to me right
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And then I feel bad because I woke up my boyfriend, he was going
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through his rem sleep or whatever.
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She, she didn't feel that bad.
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So anyway, when that happened, you know, we both went back
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to the tent, we walked back the 10 minutes and then we were both
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kind of like bickering.
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He's like, I don't know why you had to wake me up.
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You could have gone up there by yourself.
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And I'm like, well, I'm sick.
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You should have helped me and he's like, I did help you I ended
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up going there with you and then this lady goes, that I didn't
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say and then we felt bad that not only did I wake up the whole
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I woke up this lady sitting next campsite, guess what?
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Diarrhea doesn't just happen once it happens several times
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and I start sweating again.
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And then wes looks at me like he knows like we both give this
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look like I'm like, I'm going through and he's like, I know
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you are but I'm not going with you this time.
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You know the way fine and I get up, I have to go through the poop
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Mine scared of the lions and tigers and bears of all parts of
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The poop mines were real.
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There's a lot of poop from dogs.
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So not only did I have poop inside my stomach, I had poop on my
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That's how I went to the bathroom and this happened several
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It was just absolutely horrible.
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That's tm I with Lauder.
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The trip was really nice though.
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You guys should go to Colombia.
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Have you guys ever gone on a nightmarish vacation where just
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everything that could go wrong went wrong.
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Was your boyfriend supportive when you had diarrhea?
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Let me know in the comments, I'll definitely read them and
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I'll make him read them.
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