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Say my name.

Take the balls out of your mouth.
Show transcript
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Hey guys, I'm Laura.
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Notice I didn't say Laura because my name is actually Laura
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Now, when I came to this country from Venezuela, when I was
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seven years old, straight to Miami.
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How you doing?
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People started calling me Laura and I didn't understand.
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I was like, hold up, wait a minute, I'm seven years old and I
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know that's not how you pronounce my name.
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My name is Laura.
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I don't like my name in English because it sounds like you have
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balls in your mouth.
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Hora, Hora Hora.
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I prefer to say Laura.
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It's simple.
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It's easy.
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I don't say a Richard.
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I say Richard, I don't say Salta.
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I see Samantha with a which doesn't exist in Spanish because
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I learned because I'm polite and I respect your name.
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So if I could say Christopher instead of Christofer, y'all
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could say Laura instead of Laura.
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Laura.
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Laura like that song, Laura and Laura.
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Laura de Mi As you can see, there's also a song for my name.
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It's one of the other things that I have to live with.
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Every time someone finds out my name is Laura, they start and
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I gotta sing along because if not, I'll be rude and I'll be a
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bitch who doesn't sing along to my name that's called Laura
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and you need to stop it.
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It's enough.
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I've known you for last but not least my name happens to be in
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one of the biggest Spanish TV shows ever that everyone knows
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it's called, there's also a song to that.
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This show happens to be a mix between Doctor Phil and Maury
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ratchet as hell.
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But the worst part of it all is when people start saying, oh
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your name is Laura, like the show, like the show and then they'll
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act out the whole thing.
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You need the lotus and you need the lo lo and then I have to be
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like, get past gracia.
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I'm just a little puppet.
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I'm a Lauda puppet.
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Let me know in the comments below if people butcher your name
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in English or Spanish or if there's a show based around your
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name or a song and remember guys, it's Laura, it's not Laura
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And if you meet me, don't sing to me or call me sing.
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Yit.
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Laura.
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It's just Laura.
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Laura.