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Do you guys ever Google?
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Um cool Facebook status to put on your own Facebook?
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So almost everyone I know has Facebook from my 14 year old brother
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to my 98 year old grandfather.
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Everyone has one but no one loves Facebook more than my mother
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She doesn't have one yet.
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She knows about everyone's on Facebook.
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She'll be like, hi and I'm like, how do you know about that post
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How, where do you get your information from?
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She'll be like, no, no, I was like, why don't you just go to Facebook
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And then she says FBI and I'm like, what does that mean?
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What, why is the FBI going after you?
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Why do you think the FBI is going after you?
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Everyone knows that the FBI does look at your Facebook.
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I mean, you have all your information on Facebook but still
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I'm like, who cares?
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Like everyone already has your information, just do it.
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It's like, and I'm like, yes bitch, I will, I don't call my mom
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Still my mom finds ways to lurk behind Facebook.
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She'll stalk people and I'm just like how the hell does she
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So, one day my stepdad messages me an article on five ways to
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And I was like, that's weird because it's my step dad and it's
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So I call my mom and I'm like, hey, I got a weird message today
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I don't know if he got spammed or something.
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Like, he sent me an article how to keep my vagina clean.
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And she's like, ah CCS F we and I'm like, what?
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So that's how you know about people's cheese make.
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She just goes on my stepdad's Facebook and she just looks at
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everyone and stocks everyone and judges everyone because
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that's really what she uses Facebook for my mom is like those
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creepy dudes that hide in their houses and look at kids from
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She just looks at people like this.
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So when I heard that she's going on my step dad's Facebook,
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obviously, I had to block my step dad.
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A ka I blocking for real.
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So then what family members in Miami are like, my mom will be
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like, and I'm like, why don't you get your own Facebook?
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And when you get your own Facebook, you could look at all my
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photos and she'll be like on Facebook and I'm like, where you
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you ain't gonna look at my pictures in.
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Let me know if your parents hide behind Facebook to be creeps
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or if you're in the creep.
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Unless I post this in the morning.
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