Hello, my name is Laura.
This blog is dedicated to my mom, Juda.
Thank you for bringing me to this country.
Thank you for carrying me when I was four years old to my dancing
Even though I was pretending to be asleep, I just wanted to
Thank you for sleeping with me.
When I thought Chuy was going to murder me in the middle of the
My mom has been to every single performance that I've ever
been in since I was four years old.
She's always been there and she's always supported me and
encouraged me to follow my dreams and I am the performer.
I am because of her.
She's really, really inspired me.
I wish that she performed as well as I did though one time I was
on a date for some reason, I had to pick her up in the middle of
Now, this date was going really, really bad.
So I text her before I pick her up.
I'm like, so I pick her up and I'm expecting her to, you know
follow through and she gets in the car and she's like she starts
And I'm like, mommy, she looks at her phone and she sees the
So she goes, oh, no, I'm like, mommy.
And she goes, oh, wow.
And I'm like, she's pretending so horribly bad.
So I'm like, I wanna, when we get to the house, he's like, oh
So all of us are going upstairs and all of a sudden she forgets
that she's sick and she's going up the stairs like this.
So, and she just starts going off again.
And I'm like, mommy and she goes, and I'm like, and she starts
laughing and I'm like nothing.
I'm like, go to your room and she goes, obviously she's not
It was the worst performance of her life.
Oh, you know what, I'm gonna tell y'all something she came
She forgot she was sick.
But then she remembered again and that's what counts.
And that's what moms are for to pretend they're sick when you
don't want to be on a date.
Let me know if you have any funny stories about your mom, if
she's come through for you, if she hasn't come through for
you, if she's been ratchet like my mom, because I gotta get
Uh Thank you guys so much for watching and Happy Mother's Day
They Yes, that's how we always said.