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Hey guys, it's your girl, Laura.
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I don't know if you guys noticed but I dyed my hair.
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So when I was young, my mom was always like, and I was like, OK
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you know, I, I could do that.
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I want someone to love me.
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I wanted someone to get married to me.
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So I did that except I was a senior in high school and I didn't
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know how to do anything sexually other than make out.
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So I had a boyfriend when I was 18 years old and we loved each
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other very much and he was super patient with me.
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And one day we were, you know, sitting in his car, I was sitting
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It was very innocent.
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We were both closed.
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I was sitting like this in his lap but we were just like, no.
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And all of a sudden like there was something in his pocket and
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I was like, can you move your phone?
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And I grabbed it and I'm like, it's very uncomfortable and
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he's like, oh, that's not my phone, that's a dick.
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And I was like, hold up, wait a minute.
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I actually started crying because I had never felt a beep before
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Um, it was pretty big but it was, I thought it was his phone.
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Anyway, after that, you know, I became accustomed to that
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thing and we started getting, you know, thirstier and thirstier
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We're teenagers, we're horny, we're touching each other's
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body parts and we're like, oh, what is this?
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You know, we're like, wow.
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But there was no place to do it.
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And it was very frustrating for us.
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We couldn't do it at my parents' house because my mom was always
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like, don't let a guy touch you unless you're married.
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And I'm like, I'm not about that life.
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We couldn't do it at his mom's house because she was 1/7 day
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Adventist and she was way too religious.
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And we're like, what do we do?
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Thankfully, he had a car but it wasn't just any car.
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It was an eclipse and every single night at 12 a.m. he would
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call me and he'd be like, I think there's an eclipse tonight
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and I'd be like, see, I know what that means.
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So I would make sure my parents were asleep and I would sneak
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out of the house and I would go meet him and we would do like,
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freaky things in a car at, yeah.
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So one day we were parked outside of my parents' apartment
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right next to their car.
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It was like 3 p.m. It was right after school and we were just
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making out like, I didn't have a shirt on, he didn't have pants
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We were just like, we were just really going at it.
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And all of a sudden my little brother, he was around five years
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old at the time was walking with my grandparents and my little
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brother sees the eclipse and he recognized it.
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And my grandparents are like, oh, yes, that is true.
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That is Laura's boyfriend's car.
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And so they all start walking and they're like, wow, this is
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such a cool car, whatever.
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And all of a sudden, Adrian looks inside the window.
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He goes, Laura is in there, thank God.
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His windows were tinted.
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And so I look at it and I'm like, oh my God, oh my God, what do we
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So I put on my shirt and I'm like, just put your pants over your
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legs and I smear my, my makeup everywhere and I rolled down
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the window just a little bit and I'm like, what is it?
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We're fighting and it's really intense because we might break
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We're, we're breaking up right now and they're like, ok, just
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continue talking and I'm like, please thank you.
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Let me tell y'all something that was the quickest thinking
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I've ever done in my life.
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We changed from where we made out, we went from making out in
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front of my parents' apartment house to making out in a church
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We just felt it was better.
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Let me know if you guys were ever caught making out when you
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guys were teenagers or adults because people were all freaky
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I'm not that freaky.
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