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I met you once upon a dream.
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I love Disney princesses.
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They are super nostalgic to my heart.
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I grew up with them.
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I'm just saying, you know their message is a little ratchet
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Let's start off with Snow White.
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She friend zone seven little guys.
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Then she falls asleep and waits for the real prince charming
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the real prince charming to wake her up, didn't do anything
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Sleeping beauty and then she falls asleep and then she waits
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for a guy to wake her up.
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OK, I'm good now, I'm good.
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Now, what does Cinderella do?
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She was playing too many games.
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She's like, you know what, I'm gonna leave my shoe and have
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Let him deal with my shoe.
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Just be honest with you.
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Let him know what's up?
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Oh Dad, I wanna date this guy who's a human.
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He's like, ok, you can't because you're young.
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She becomes a human.
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Then what does the witch do?
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She takes her voice away.
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Got your ass be she's so thirsty.
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She got with the beast.
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She didn't try to help her dad.
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She was like, ok, bye dad.
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I'll stay with the beast.
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She went off with a literally Aladdin doesn't have any shoes
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He's actually a, you know who the real mvps are.
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Pocahontas and Mulan, they both contributed to society.
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They didn't need a man.
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Now, I'm gonna tell you something.
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Pocahontas had a little sugar with John Smith, but that didn't
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blind her from helping her community girl for you.
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She dressed up like a man and was like, you know what, I'm gonna
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I'm gonna save my people.
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She fell in love with the guy.
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He thought she was gay or something.
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And then she was like, guess what?
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He was like, oh shit, that's cool.
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I'm a little pissed at you because I didn't know that and she
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was like, fine, whatever.
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Do you still want to help me save our people?
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And he was like, fine, I guess and she was like, great.
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And then they got together because he saw how heroic she was
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We don't need a guy to save us, which is why I like the newer movies
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with Merida Moana Princes Anna Princess, the other, they're
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they're trying to do something with their lives guys.
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I'm not bitter about being broken up.
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I'm just saying I don't need a man and y'all don't either to
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Now if y'all want some sugar.
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Let me know what you guys think of the princesses.
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Who do you think is the most ratchet?
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Who do you think is not that ratchet?
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Oh And if y'all think there should be a Latina princess who's
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Hell, it should be me.
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