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Hey guys, my name is Laura and I once dated a guy called Sticky
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This is TM I, with Laura.
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My mom has always been my best friend ever since I was little
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Anything she told me I followed to a T so when I was growing up
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when I was going through puberty, I started liking boys,
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but I was very, very shy.
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And so my mom told me and I was like three months.
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She's like SCT porque significa morality.
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And I was like, yes, that makes sense.
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Thank you mom for the curried advice.
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It wasn't good advice because no one stayed for more than three
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They'd be like, hey, Laura, do you want to be my girlfriend
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And I was like, yeah, I want to be your girlfriend.
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You need to wait three months before he kissed me.
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Is that cool with you?
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And they were like, oh, yeah, I guess three days later, hey
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Laura, this isn't working out and I'd be like, I thought you
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I thought you were ok with waiting for three months to kiss
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No, my pants are on fire and I have an erection.
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I don't know what little boys went through because no one stayed
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for longer than three days.
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I told them that they couldn't kiss me, hug me, touch me.
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When I was a tiny, little bit older I got a little more confidence
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but not in real life.
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I was a freaky girl on a IA, I was a messaging thing that people
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use, used to communicate with their friends.
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And so I met this guy online whose name was Sticky Ricky 69.
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And I was like, yes, I want that in my life and my name was single
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And so we knew each other from school.
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We had seen each other, but we would never talk in person.
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It was always online and he'd be like, oh your ass looks so good
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I wanted to grab your ass and I was like, why didn't you Sticky
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I was saying things that 13 year old should not be saying to
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So anyway, we would be freaky online and then in person he did
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But I was like, I was so shy.
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I couldn't, I just couldn't talk to him.
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I was so shy whenever I would see him and like I could tell he
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Like you'd think that the 16 year old would, you know, come
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He's 16 years old, but no, he was equally sweaty as me.
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We would see each other in person.
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So finally, online he'd be so smooth and nasty.
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Be like, damn, he's so confident.
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He was not, it was all a lie that we lived in our minds.
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I grew more and I thought I had even more knowledge and this
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time it was in real life.
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I love to go clubbing and dancing.
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My technique to flirt with guys was very easy.
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I would look at them and as soon as they looked at me, I wouldn't
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And as soon as they weren't looking, I would look back and it
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was a dance and we kept doing all night until they finally walked
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This is what I thought.
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This is what my mom always told me.
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And so I'd be like, ok, if he likes me, he'll come to me.
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But that never happened because you need to let the guy know
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You need to clue him in.
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The final straw came when I got friend zoned for four years
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When I was in my twenties, I was in college and there was this
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guy that I really, really liked.
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I'm not going to say his name, he knows who he is.
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We were best friends.
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They're always making each other laugh and I'm like, how does
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this guy not like me?
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Like, I'm pretty, I'm funny what is wrong with him?
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And then one night when he finally made the move, he was like
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hey, Laura, he actually called me Laura.
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I actually never correct him.
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He was like, hey, Laura, can I rub your feet?
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And I was like, why would you do that?
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I've had my converse all day.
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They smell like popcorn and cheese and fart silly.
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And he was like, oh, ok, never mind.
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And in my head, I was like, why would you want to rub my feet?
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I think back now and I'm like, you're so stupid.
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He was making a move.
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And then the worst part of it all was that, that same night I
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slept over his house and I made him turn around when I was changing
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and then I asked for an extra blanket because we were going
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to sleep in the same bed.
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And I was being all conservative and I'm like, in my mom's head
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I'm thinking Sie 10 Mora, he's gonna make the first move.
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He didn't make the first move if I would have been single child
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my 99 and would have grabbed it and be done with the friend
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But no, that was just me being lauda conservative because
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my mom told me all of these things.
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She put cockroaches in my head about waiting and being a good
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girl and all this stuff, which is ok.
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It's fine to be a good girl, you know, self-respect, blah,
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But also like, damn, like I didn't lose my virginity until
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And that's tm I, hey, I'm not finished if you guys like what
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First of all for staying and if you guys want to see more, check
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out the playlist here on my right.
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I left wherever the playlist is.
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I'm inside a screen so I can't tell you where it is.
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But if you look for it, you will find it.
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