Hey guys, my name is Laura and I once dated a guy called Sticky
This is TM I, with Laura.
My mom has always been my best friend ever since I was little
Anything she told me I followed to a T so when I was growing up
when I was going through puberty, I started liking boys,
but I was very, very shy.
And so my mom told me and I was like three months.
She's like SCT porque significa morality.
And I was like, yes, that makes sense.
Thank you mom for the curried advice.
It wasn't good advice because no one stayed for more than three
They'd be like, hey, Laura, do you want to be my girlfriend
And I was like, yeah, I want to be your girlfriend.
You need to wait three months before he kissed me.
Is that cool with you?
And they were like, oh, yeah, I guess three days later, hey
Laura, this isn't working out and I'd be like, I thought you
I thought you were ok with waiting for three months to kiss
No, my pants are on fire and I have an erection.
I don't know what little boys went through because no one stayed
for longer than three days.
I told them that they couldn't kiss me, hug me, touch me.
When I was a tiny, little bit older I got a little more confidence
but not in real life.
I was a freaky girl on a IA, I was a messaging thing that people
use, used to communicate with their friends.
And so I met this guy online whose name was Sticky Ricky 69.
And I was like, yes, I want that in my life and my name was single
And so we knew each other from school.
We had seen each other, but we would never talk in person.
It was always online and he'd be like, oh your ass looks so good
I wanted to grab your ass and I was like, why didn't you Sticky
I was saying things that 13 year old should not be saying to
So anyway, we would be freaky online and then in person he did
But I was like, I was so shy.
I couldn't, I just couldn't talk to him.
I was so shy whenever I would see him and like I could tell he
Like you'd think that the 16 year old would, you know, come
He's 16 years old, but no, he was equally sweaty as me.
We would see each other in person.
So finally, online he'd be so smooth and nasty.
Be like, damn, he's so confident.
He was not, it was all a lie that we lived in our minds.
I grew more and I thought I had even more knowledge and this
time it was in real life.
I love to go clubbing and dancing.
My technique to flirt with guys was very easy.
I would look at them and as soon as they looked at me, I wouldn't
And as soon as they weren't looking, I would look back and it
was a dance and we kept doing all night until they finally walked
This is what I thought.
This is what my mom always told me.
And so I'd be like, ok, if he likes me, he'll come to me.
But that never happened because you need to let the guy know
You need to clue him in.
The final straw came when I got friend zoned for four years
When I was in my twenties, I was in college and there was this
guy that I really, really liked.
I'm not going to say his name, he knows who he is.
We were best friends.
They're always making each other laugh and I'm like, how does
this guy not like me?
Like, I'm pretty, I'm funny what is wrong with him?
And then one night when he finally made the move, he was like
hey, Laura, he actually called me Laura.
I actually never correct him.
He was like, hey, Laura, can I rub your feet?
And I was like, why would you do that?
I've had my converse all day.
They smell like popcorn and cheese and fart silly.
And he was like, oh, ok, never mind.
And in my head, I was like, why would you want to rub my feet?
I think back now and I'm like, you're so stupid.
He was making a move.
And then the worst part of it all was that, that same night I
slept over his house and I made him turn around when I was changing
and then I asked for an extra blanket because we were going
to sleep in the same bed.
And I was being all conservative and I'm like, in my mom's head
I'm thinking Sie 10 Mora, he's gonna make the first move.
He didn't make the first move if I would have been single child
my 99 and would have grabbed it and be done with the friend
But no, that was just me being lauda conservative because
my mom told me all of these things.
She put cockroaches in my head about waiting and being a good
girl and all this stuff, which is ok.
It's fine to be a good girl, you know, self-respect, blah,
But also like, damn, like I didn't lose my virginity until
And that's tm I, hey, I'm not finished if you guys like what
First of all for staying and if you guys want to see more, check
out the playlist here on my right.
I left wherever the playlist is.
I'm inside a screen so I can't tell you where it is.
But if you look for it, you will find it.