Hey guys, my name is Laura.
And today I will tell you a story that happened to my grandma
and I, something you must know about my grandmother is that
she's very religious.
Like she wakes up at six o'clock in the morning and she prays
Like I know I am fully blessed as soon as I wake up because my
grandma's blessings are all over me.
I wake up and I'm like blessed.
Thank you grandma for that.
Sends all her saints to me.
Me and my grandma love going on adventures.
This particular adventure happened while we were at the doctor's
Sometimes my mom can't take her.
My step dad can't take her.
So I take her I don't mind.
And I love my grandma.
She gives me secret candy every now and then.
Uh Yeah, I'm gonna take you to the doctor.
Let's go keep her laugh for as long as possible.
Who else is gonna feed me?
Me and my grandma are sitting down in the waiting room and we're
We're minding our own business.
You know, she's reading a little biblical booklet.
I'm just on my phone doing my thing.
And all of a sudden I look up and in front of me is an old man with
shorts on and his leg is crossed.
Now, I'm like, oh, cool.
That's an old man right there.
My brain told me to look up and I see his balls are hanging from
his shorts and they are saggy.
They're like melting out of his pants and I'm like, no, no,
What I'm seeing cannot be right.
So I look back down and I'm like, no brain.
Let me look back up.
Man's balls are there.
And so I'm like, oh my God.
Like does he not feel the breeze?
Like it's pretty cool in the doctor's office?
You might get a little shit.
I'm a little cold like my arms are getting a little cold.
I can't imagine your balls are not cold right now.
So I look to my grandma and I'm like a a and she's like, look over
there and she looks and she goes Santa Maria and she starts
say like, like, I don't know how many times she blessed herself
for her to maybe I don't know if she was trying to unsee what
I don't know what she was asking Jesus by doing that so many
So as we're crying from laughter because we're holding it
in, she goes and I'm like, that's not true.
He does not want us to look at his balls.
And I'm like, oh my God, it looks like a yo, yo, this man is moving
his legs now and it's like going up and down, up and down.
And we're both just absolutely horrified that this is happening
Finally, the doctor calls us in and we're like, go, go, go,
go, go and we're like scurrying away while we were like two
little girls like laughing and giggling.
We're like, yeah, balls.
Old man, balls, old man.
Have you guys ever seen old man Balls before?
If you guys have let me know or any kind of nip slip or B slip.
Um I'm sure it happens to all of us.
I hope I don't have a nip slip when I'm like that age.
I hope I feel the breeze and I hope someone maybe tells me that
I have something showing unless like my grandma was saying
maybe he liked the attention we were giving him low key, nasty