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Ranking Even More Cheap Liquor Store Drinks

What can we say: someone obviously liked Buzzballz. And Four Loko. Hope they're OK.
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I'm I'm my boss by the way.
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So this is weird.
00:07
I started to drink in high school.
00:10
I didn't start drinking until like I was 21.
00:12
Maybe I was like 15, 16.
00:14
I I never smoked.
00:15
I never drank during high school during middle school.
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Nothing.
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I've definitely had liquor sore drinks.
00:24
You know the brown paper bag I'm ready to drink.
00:28
I feel like I should have been hydrating.
00:32
Oh my God.
00:34
What is this?
00:36
The 2020 blue raspberry orange in college?
00:40
My boyfriend got me this to surprise me for the meal and I was
00:45
so excited when he got it for me.
00:46
Oh I it already it sounds like a mistake.
00:50
You know, if it's this color, it's gonna fuck you up.
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Uh oh This one straight up tastes like a mimosa but you can definitely
01:02
taste the alcohol.
01:02
I mean this just tastes like blue.
01:05
Oh This is so much better.
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Yeah, I don't like this one.
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I would serve this at brunch.
01:13
I already know what this one is.
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This is actually very fancy like the label, the fact that it
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says liquor is kind of like freaking me out when I was in college
01:24
I would, like, save the bottles and I had them like, oh, my God
01:27
you're so, like, ready for this.
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I feel like we need to drink out the bag though.
01:33
Oh, it is a beer.
01:35
It's like you don't like it but you keep wanting more.
01:37
I would drink this whole thing right now.
01:39
Like, it reminds me of, like, summer nights in college just
01:42
as an adult with a job.
01:44
Um I wouldn't buy this ever again but oh, I know what this is
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Oh God, this is little.
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Oh, this is the tequila rita tequila.
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I just mentioned this.
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I hate tequila.
02:00
Tequila.
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Give me nightmares.
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20% alcohol.
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Oh, it's a shake.
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Hey, it's a chicken.
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If you need to do this to your drink, that means it's natural
02:11
My mouth is watering.
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Oh damn.
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She's ready.
02:13
That's it.
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Oh I just, oh no, I don't want to drink enough.
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Oh God.
02:20
It's so small.
02:27
This is the one I'm kind of regretting.
02:29
This is good.
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I don't feel so you're gonna have my, I feel very warm inside
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now.
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If you just want to get to the point like drink, get drunk, spend
02:37
no money.
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This is your go to today.
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Yeah.
02:43
Yes, I can drink this and like with my eyes closed didn't people
02:46
used to die off of this?
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But it was around the time when they still had the energy drink
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which what turned out it was like liquid cocaine.
02:53
I'm excited to actually open this.
02:55
Oh, it good, like, oh, ok.
03:02
Oh, this tastes so good.
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Yeah, it tastes like soda but there's like an aftertaste.
03:05
Should we chuck it?
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Ok, there.
03:11
Ok.
03:12
I'm feeling it like I'm getting hot.
03:15
Hey, guys, we're having a dance party.
03:16
So, uh we, yeah.
03:28
Oh, but you just threw it.
03:29
I don't even really like these but they're so good right now
03:32
Tacos and be tacos and beer guys.
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I was like, what's my favorite drink?
03:38
The tacos?
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Ok.