SeriesLIVE

Scorpio - May

Hoodscopes
That is not your nephew. That is your secret child.
Show transcript
00:00
What's up everybody?
00:01
It's your girl, Mo, your favorite stage warrior.
00:03
And today I'll be doing your hood scopes.
00:09
Scorpio.
00:10
You already know how I feel about Scorpio.
00:12
I feel like every Scorpio has a turtle neck in their closet
00:15
Just ready to go.
00:16
Like Scorpios invented brunch.
00:18
You know that brunch.
00:19
Look with the camel jacket and the turtle neck.
00:21
Scorpio 100%.
00:23
And I know you can't walk in those shoes.
00:25
I don't know what the shoes are called, but I know you have bunions
00:28
down there.
00:29
I think that's what they're called.
00:30
I don't know.
00:30
A bunny are anyway.
00:31
Scorpio.
00:32
Everybody knows you have a secret child that is not your nephew
00:37
That is your secret child that you post all the time and just
00:40
come forward with that.
00:41
Like all of a sudden you go on in, on the internet and you have
00:44
a child in your life, it's giving secrecy.
00:46
It's giving secrecy.
00:47
And if you're not a guy, Scorpio, you are, you will be pregnant
00:51
this year.
00:52
I'm gonna wish that on you.
00:53
I, I mean, I wish it, I'm gonna say this is what the card told
00:56
me.
00:57
It's six swords.
00:58
You're pregnant.
00:59
You're pregnant.
01:01
No, but Scorpio, I think that you're, you're having a rebrand
01:04
You're not the worst sign on the zodiac anymore.
01:06
It's definitely Ari's.