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Cancer - May

Hoodscopes
You have an ugly cry.
Show transcript
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What's up everybody.
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It's your girl, Mo, your favorite stage warrior.
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And today I'll be doing your hood scopes.
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Cancer.
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I always say the thing about cancer is that they love to cry
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You know, I think cancers love to call everybody up with the
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same sob story and talk about how their ex did them wrong and
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how they're sad and then take him back.
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Do not waste my time or do not waste your friend's time.
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Cancer.
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What I want for you is to really get a therapist that your friend
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they're tired, we're tired and you have an ugly cry.
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It's kind of scary.
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I need you to really find some hobbies because you really pour
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too much into relationships and you need to pour into yourself
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Maybe, maybe you could get a license if you don't have one,
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maybe build a website, learn how to code because we're done
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with the crying.
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And you also kind of make things up sometimes like we all know
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that, you know that you're not like sick or whatever you're
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lying about.