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From First Class to Travel Flings

From Glorelys' boujee travel trips to Jess' search for meaning around the world, this episode is full of travel drama and delights. Plus, solo trips, international cuisine, Glorelys' Tinder trip to Morocco and Ivana's museum romance in Spain.
Show transcript
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I went on a date once to Morocco.
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It was a tinder date.
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A tinder date to Morocco.
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You're lying.
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He actually ate my ass and that was all he did.
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Wait, I'm shocked right now.
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Yeah.
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Welcome to girl.
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Let me tell you episode.
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I don't even know by now.
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At this point.
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I think we've had a lot but welcome back to the show.
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Oh OK.
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So should we do?
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Cheers.
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I feel like we should start this right now.
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We're on vacation.
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I know this is the first group dinner.
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What are we toasting to?
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You know what?
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You know what I've noticed.
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Actually, every time you go traveling with a group of people
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it's always like the first dinner is always good vibes.
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Everybody before the night before the drama, that one comment
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and everything, that one comment or that one disagreement
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Some girls want to do something.
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They like there like, oh there's the clicks going on and then
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they go off on something and you're like we all do this together
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We a lot, we got to unpack.
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Literally.
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That's a pun unpack.
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I'm good.
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I'm good at this.
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OK.
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But first unpack because we're unpacked is traveling today
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to unpacking.
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Jeez.
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I already, but I want to start off though.
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First.
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I want to get some life updates.
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I feel like I haven't seen you guys in a week.
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It's been a while.
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Two weeks.
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I've been really just getting into my L A bag.
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You are in LA?
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I did, I've been doing my skin care.
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So after the Julisa Bermudez episode, I bought sunscreen
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and can you say the difference?
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II I guess because the buildings block off the X ray.
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I was going to say I don't really do sunscreen but there's a
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lot of sun here.
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So, but I've been but you do listen, I do, it takes a while.
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I'm now.
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Yeah, I do.
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And I feel like since I've seen you, since I follow you on your
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Instagram, you just, you're getting in touch with the L A culture
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You're going out.
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My social life has been through the I went to a crema event that
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you guys can.
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I just say this girl was walking around this Cretu event and
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everybody's eyes just went.
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Apparently my ass is fat.
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You guys need to take a pep.
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Well, maybe we do some BT S stuff.
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I have never seen anything like it in my life.
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Thank you.
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I'm like the new J Lo they were saying her ass is fab it has nothing
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to do with it.
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Like yours needs a museum show.
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We're growing, we need to put in a little museum.
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So I like that.
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The David statue in Italy because his whole ball are out in
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the statue in Italy.
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I went to go see it.
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And you, you been there?
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I've never been to see.
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Yeah, that's his name, right.
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David.
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You're not supposed to take pictures.
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But obviously I took a picture.
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Me too.
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I don't, they allow pictures.
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It's like I'm sacred or some shit.
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But, ok, so weekend update, I was partying Ivana.
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What did you do?
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Ok.
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So if I'm going to be really real right now, two weeks ago, my
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niece was born and she, but she is in NICU and she is going to
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have open heart surgery.
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So, yes.
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So my family for the past two weeks, our lives changed really
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So I've been just with my family every day, taking care of my
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other niece and we've been praying a lot every night.
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We get together and just like pray for baby gracie because
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it's still coming up.
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So it's been hard.
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Honestly, the past two weeks just hard.
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But for me, I'm just trying to keep it light with my family and
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they're all kind of, you know, maneuvering around it together
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but you never know what's going to happen in your life and
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your family.
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And like we would never think something of this would happen
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to us.
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So it's been like a really challenging, like full faith in
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God, like the universe to help us through it.
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But it it's brought us a lot closer.
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So yeah, so supportive, so supportive.
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He has really nice and I don't want to ruin the mood.
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But no, you're fine girl.
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That's real life stuff, real life.
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But Jessica, what did you do to this weekend?
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Honestly, what did I do?
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I booked flights.
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I booked a flight to Salt Lake.
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You've been booking flights.
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I've been booking flights.
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I like going to the middle of nowhere places in the US.
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So, well, not that Salt Lake is in the middle of nowhere but
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you know, it's not like a big city.
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Is it a big city?
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I've never been there.
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They have the, don't, they have like Sundance or some shit
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over there.
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I don't even know, I don't even know what I'm going to do out
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there.
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I'm just going to go and then I booked a flight to Nashville
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for later this month too.
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What are you, what are you searching for when you go to these
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places?
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What are you looking for?
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I'm just curious.
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I don't know what I'm, what's your intention of?
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I just don't know what I'm looking for.
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Something you step into the unknown.
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There's something that is it.
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Nobody's ever said that to me.
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What are you searching for?
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What are you searching for?
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I don't even know what if you were to put a million dollars on
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what you were searching for?
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What would it be, oh my God.
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That's so hard.
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I don't even know.
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Can I get back to you on that?
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But a lot of travel is kind of soul searching.
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I feel like that's a big reason why I came to L A because I'm like
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I am growing exponentially.
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I'm like, oh my God in my house, I'm like all comfortable.
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But every time I travel is like the best version of myself.
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Like I clean my apartment, I'm packed up, I'm poised.
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I'm like if I could be that girl every day unstoppable.
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But also when you travel, you're really organized 100%.
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Like I have a system.
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I have like, what's your system?
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It's just kind of like I have big like I pack everything that
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I pack is like big clothes.
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Like I just, it's like a thing.
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I don't know if I can express it like a routine.
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Yeah, like I just have a routine like, ok, everything that
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I'm gonna wear is packed.
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Everything that I need for my body.
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Like I go room by room like what I need from this, I'm the exact
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opposite.
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I would have thought I have my whole life.
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I would have thought I thought it was the day, the night before
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I'm like just putting everything, everything's packed.
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I need to check in because there's nothing I could like I, I
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would never bring a check in bag.
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I need to carry on, carry on.
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I can't I have a carry on with the extra stuff that I need and
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then check.
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No, I'm kind of in the middle like it just depends.
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I travel so much that and it's so expensive.
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Like nobody talks about as a woman how expensive it is to travel
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because then you're like, all right, I need to get either like
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waxed.
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Ok, I need to do you know eyelashes if you have extensions,
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get my hair done, I need outfits.
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You don't need new outfits and I need to keep telling myself
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that you don't need new outfits.
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That's, that's my downfall in my bank account is like, oh,
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I'm going to go to Salt Lake and I just got back from Montana
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Why can't I just reuse the same stuff I wore in Montana and you
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end up using the same tir the same same shoes and you spend like
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$500 on.
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I want to ask how much do you think you're spending in vacation
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prep like all of it together like hair 105 100,000, 500 depending
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on if I'm going to redo my hair and depending on who we're going
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with.
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If you're going with a guy, then you, you have to prepare your
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future husband with my family.
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I'm like, I'm the first husband.
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Everything needs to be perfect, but you go with your homegirls
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I'm like, you better not judge me.
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Do you ever get nervous that someone's going to judge you.
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I got these weird like, oh my God, what if someone judges my
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makeup bag or the thing?
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I just have these weird, I feel judged when I forget my toothpaste
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because then they're like, ew, who forgets their toothpaste
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But I always forget my toothpaste.
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When I travel in a group.
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I purposely don't pack certain things.
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I know someone else.
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One of those, they'll get the charcoal one and I'm like the
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traveling is a good time to sample other products.
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You go through your friends Beauty, you have them in your bag
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I know who took our risk.
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No, but it's funny because not even I've traveled for so long
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and I haven't found a ritual yet to prepared.
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I have a ritual.
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I also like if I'm going on an international trip, I have to
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go to my doctor's before I go.
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Because one of my biggest look, I'm a hypochondriac.
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Yes.
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I'm a maniac because one of my biggest fears is being in another
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place and having to have to go to the doctor and just something
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going wrong.
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So I'm like, I go to my doctors.
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So when you travel, are you very wary of?
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For instance, I'll go to Mexico and I feel perfectly great
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eating street, especially if it's like my hometown or are
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you kind of like you need to be eating resorts?
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I feel like you're bougie.
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I'm from the hood.
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I understand that some of the best foods are always in a corner
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somewhere.
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But am I drinking the water from everywhere?
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No, I'm not even in the tap water here.
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I don't trust it.
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Do you guys tap water is?
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Oh, you're not supposed to have chemicals if anybody's from
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California, I don't know about other states, but California
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tap water don't do it.
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Yeah.
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You don't even have, like, I don't know.
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But anyways, we have the Catskills in New York.
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So that's why you guys, how much have you saved to go on a trip
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Like how much money to go on the trip?
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Ok.
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If it's, I've been going to a lot of bachelorette parties because
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everybody and their moms is getting married in my life and
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the bachelorette parties.
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Ok.
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For instance, Nashville, the ticket alone was like $600 right
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And then you have a theme on Monday.
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We're wearing Retro cowboy on Tuesday.
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We're wearing all white on Wednesday, all jean.
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So then you're paying those outfits, then you're paying to
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like, you know, look cute and then you're paying, then we have
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reservations at this place and then hotel here and then we're
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doing a party bus boat here that adds up.
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You're dropping like $2000 sometimes at these, at these events
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So what do you do before to make money for that trip?
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I'll tell you what I've done to my credit card guys.
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When I graduated from, when I graduated from college, I really
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wanted to go on a European trip with my best friend.
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But my family was going on a cruise to Europe, like two a month
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later.
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So my dad was like, I'm not paying for that and I just graduated
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I didn't have a job yet and I was like, ok, well, I'm going, he's
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like, ok, we'll figure it out.
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I was like, dad, please.
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I need like two jobs.
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He's like, no figure it out.
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So that was the time when Uber just started like there was not
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one man or one woman driving for Uber.
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I was like, you know what, I'm gonna drive for Uber and I'm gonna
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make money for a month and then go to Europe by myself like to
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prove.
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He's like you won't.
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And I was like, yes, I will.
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He's like, if you do that, I'll give you a dollar for every dollar
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you make.
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He told me that I was like, wait, wait, wait, we're switching
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he'll max.
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So I went hard and I worked every day and night, which was really
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I have stories about that, which is really crazy because
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I was like one of the first women and it's dangerous.
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She was one of the first women drivers of Uber.
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Can we get it?
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This is the way you need to put that in your bio on Instagram
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It was just for this trip.
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And then my dad matched me and I was able to go for one month to
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Europe.
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And I was on a budget.
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That was when I was really all hostels.
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I have you guys, I feel like I enjoy that.
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People.
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Like, I think certain hostels, they're like when I was, I had
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just graduated, you have your student ID?
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Like there are some really safe and cool hostels.
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So I think that a lot of people shouldn't downplay the hostel
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situation.
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There's some safe and they come with community and stuff for
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any new travelers that are like 1617, 1819 20 that are going
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to hostels.
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Six.
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There's people traveling.
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I feel like people in Europe do that.
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After in my high school, my group of girlfriends went to Paris
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when they were 17.
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I didn't even know that existed.
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That was like way in Maguire.
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That's a fair movie.
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They weren't even as trusted then I know, but I was trying to
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I'm going to be really honest.
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My mom does my bag every time I travel, you know what to this
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day, you should start learning how to do it.
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I mean you drive to your mom's house and drive to my mom's house
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and she folds everything, even my underwear.
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I fold it into a perfect little heart like everything is just
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perfect Ivana.
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She put out her underwear and you start packing your own shit
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Is anyone afraid of actual airplanes you guys get on?
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I'm afraid of.
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There's a moment in every trip I have that.
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I'm, yeah, before you take off or when you're sitting in any
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turbulence.
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What am I doing?
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Why would I do this?
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I just want to let you know just a few things you should know
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about me.
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I don't listen to Aliyah before I fly because I know she got
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into, yeah, I never say this out loud because I don't know.
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But she passed away in an airplane crash and that has traumatized
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me for the rest of my child.
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My life, Jenny Hira La Bamba.
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What's the name of that?
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I don't never know his name, but I forgot his name.
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But the creator of the song La Bamba, the ritual before I fly
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I always, I always pray.
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I have a little travel crystal always.
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And I be feeling weird because, you know, I'd be like, obviously
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I'm American, but I'd be like with the Americans and I'll be
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doing this before I take off.
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And I feel like they feel like I've never been on a plane.
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No, no, no.
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You know what's crazy?
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One day I was traveling by myself and I said a prayer.
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I was like, dear Lord, please.
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And the guy next to me, he, he was an older man, caucasian, older
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man.
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Really sweet.
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He looked at me and he's like, that was beautiful.
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And I was like, oh thank you.
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And he's like, and then he's like joining me and I'm like, oh
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OK.
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So we did another prayer and he was a priest.
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He was a priest for like 20 years and we spoke about like every
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single thing for like five hours from London.
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Actually, it was London to L A.
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So there was, I didn't take one nap and I was like, I love when
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you have a good person and it's just like no forced conversation
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but it flows and he had a family and everything before he was
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a pastor and he everybody passed away.
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So he had a calling to go into the surface.
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It was beautiful.
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Anyways, I serendipity.
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So you never know.
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So speaking of timing, has anyone ever missed a flight?
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That's my biggest fear.
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I missed one flight in my entire life and it was in Texas because
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I was shopping for a book that I knew I wasn't going to read but
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not a book of all things.
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I was like I think it my sweet ass time and I miss and that's my
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big I don't like missing flights like I take my flight very
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seriously.
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This is like the most serious I am in my I got my documents together
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this summer.
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I missed my flights to a wedding in Ibiza and my bags never came
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and I was supposed to go stay two months in Europe because I
13:45
was studying for theater.
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This is why I don't check.
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My bag never came.
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I didn't have clothes for two months.
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Where's the bag?
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They came back to L A.
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They, they flew back to L A but not until the last week I was there
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That is why I don't check bags.
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I don't, I wedding check bags.
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So, what did you do?
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I went to the mall and I got like some jeans and a T shirt and like
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I just, I lived my life really.
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I was like, you know what, I don't need anything.
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I used to say to like a couple of dresses, borrow a couple of
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dresses.
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But I realized like, I, it took everything away from me.
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I shopped.
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That's when I shopped a lot.
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Right?
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What is it about traveling?
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That makes you realize you don't need like every time I travel
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I'm like, I don't need anything because you're fulfilled
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with being present in the moment.
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You don't need to be worried about what you're wearing unless
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you're going to a good party.
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Unless it's like a Bachelorette.
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I guess you have to be on.
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That's a lot of them.
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So you don't check in bags.
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You don't, I can, I can like, ok, this is the tip.
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You guys if you guys want to fit everything in your carry on
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bag.
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So like the one that you put above your head, roll your stuff
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like it saves so much space.
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That's the most Latin thing on the planet.
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I was, she was not lying.
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She's a youtuber and she was giving tips all I'm going to be
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really honest.
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My mom does my bag every time I travel, you know, to this day
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you should start learning how to do it.
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You drive to your mom's house, I drive to my mom's house.
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Look at you and she folds all everything, even my underwear
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I fold it into a perfect little heart like everything is just
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like perfect and then we all underwear and my little heart
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literally everything is the socks, everything is like in
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the little compartment.
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She's like, and then I go at Camisasca Pantone at Casa Talone
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I'm like, ok, mom, thank you guys.
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I mean, I'm going to do that for my Children.
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I'm going, I'm going to do that for my kids too.
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Well, you have to learn how to do it for yourself first.
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Do you?
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OK.
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I have a question.
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How do you?
15:46
OK.
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So my question is when you're boarding, you know how there's
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group 123 and four.
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I always get four or three.
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And I'm like, are people getting a personal?
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I'm not in first class yet.
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That's one of my goals.
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That's a goal for the next year and a half.
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But I always get the extra leg room in the blue and it makes me
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group B or C.
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Ok?
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I will tell you I did my 1st 1st class a month ago.
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My friend did it for me, my girlfriend, my friend that's a girl
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did it for me because she flies all the time.
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And she was like, I got you on um, first class on the way back
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and I was like, trying to play, girl.
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I was like, what I mean?
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Cool.
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And then I go, you guys, it is heaven on earth.
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You can lay back, you could play games.
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You have M and M's for breakfast.
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Like it's the most insane thing I've ever been.
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So I, I got first class once and it's because the lady at jetblue
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saw that I was like crying and I think she felt bad for me and
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there was like an extra seat.
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She was like, come with me.
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They brought me a buffet drinks like cinnamon buns.
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I don't know if you guys have flown jetblue, whatever that's
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called mint.
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I'm into this airline and we had a heart to heart.
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I don't know.
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It's like the first class, first time and only time I think
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I've ever flown that way.
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I was actually crying.
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I was like, I cannot believe that this is, this is like a thing
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I need to go first class.
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You never go back.
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I went back but I went back to economy, but I've been thinking
17:07
about it.
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You know, I asked the lady, so on my flight over here, the lady
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was supposed to be a mint and I could tell that she was living
17:15
a different life, whatever.
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And I asked, I'm like, do you guys have turbulence in first
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class and they still have turbulence in first class.
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So, no, I'm serious.
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You're not missing that much.
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I love turbulence.
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There's still turbulence in first class.
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I don't know when I'm going to get there.
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You know, I don't think I'm gonna be there for a while.
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So I was, I asked her, you know, I didn't ask her like I have class
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I was like, oh, what are you reading?
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And she was like, I was like, oh, well, you're supposed to be
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a mint, you know, you have to have like your airport personality
17:45
She's like, yeah, I was like, out of curiosity, like, do you
17:48
still feel turbulence?
17:49
Like, yeah, it's the same.
17:49
I was like, wait, why wouldn't they?
17:51
I, I just, I just thought that first class meant you don't feel
17:54
shit.
17:54
Wait, do you guys eat, do you guys eat the meals?
17:58
They give you like the chicken and rice and no in any I go on flights
18:03
with meals, Americans eat bad.
18:08
But like they have like meal, ok.
18:13
Actually I did fly to China and then because I was on my way to
18:16
Thailand and then from China to another place in China and
18:19
they did give us a meal there.
18:20
Did you eat it?
18:22
Why did you hesitate?
18:26
Because sometimes I'm going to be honest, sometimes when
18:28
you travel internationally, you have no other option but
18:31
to give you what they give you and if you don't like what they
18:33
give you.
18:34
I'm not going to lie.
18:35
I didn't know what it was because it's a different culture
18:37
Obviously, if somebody from any other country came to the
18:40
US, maybe they wouldn't know what they're, I didn't know what
18:42
it was.
18:42
I didn't know what it was.
18:44
I was starving.
18:45
I just, I'm, I'm down for whatever.
18:48
I tried it.
18:48
I was like, this is all airport food.
18:53
Like a seven.
18:55
Have you ever traveled alone?
18:57
I did try a solo trip.
18:58
That shit wasn't that exciting?
19:00
I feel like it's fun for a bit.
19:02
And then you want to share your time places to go solo trip.
19:05
I went solo trip in Miami and Chicago.
19:08
OK.
19:08
OK.
19:09
I will say I went to Argentina with my friend but she worked
19:12
the entire time.
19:12
So I was alone and I had the, I went on the hop on hop off bus.
19:16
But you guys, if you're traveling alone, just go on the hop
19:19
on, hop off bus and you go to the best places and you can just
19:22
meet people.
19:22
I stumbled upon one of the biggest soccer games of all time
19:25
I was on my way home.
19:27
There was all these people pre gaming for a river play.
19:29
I didn't know River play was, I know River play was but I didn't
19:31
know it was a pregame at nine o'clock at night for the biggest
19:33
game of the year.
19:34
So it was a copa or game and I was like, I want to pregame with
19:38
these people, even if I don't go to the game because it's obviously
19:40
everybody's, you know, already have a ticket.
19:42
So I start pre gaming.
19:43
It's called F which is like a, the Argentinian alcohol with
19:46
Coke and you drink it.
19:47
And the guy was like, I was like, oh, I would love to go to this
19:50
game.
19:50
He's like, everything's sold out.
19:51
I'm like, well, if I know one thing is I'm gonna get into this
19:54
game.
19:55
So somehow I managed to just scalp a ticket.
19:59
Like after an hour I spent like $200 because over there $200
20:02
is like a lot of money because the economy is so bad.
20:04
And I went to the game by myself, like the craziest game by myself
20:07
and I made friends and I had enjoyed my time, my phone turned
20:10
off.
20:11
My parents freaked out and the last thing I posted with me,
20:13
like the nose breathing river plate, which is like a crazy
20:19
thing, but it was the best time of my life.
20:21
So being solo makes you do things that you normally wouldn't
20:24
do because your friend might not be down to do it or whatever
20:27
That's the advantage of just doing, going with the flow.
20:30
And it's easier for people to just like, like I'm sure in that
20:32
situation, like if they had tickets, they were like, oh, you
20:34
can come with us or whatever, it's just easier to move around
20:36
by yourself.
20:36
100%.
20:37
It is.
20:38
Yeah, I enjoy doing solo trips more so in nature areas.
20:41
But it's also very scary because there's so many documentaries
20:44
on somebody gets lost or whatever taken.
20:48
Are you guys the kind of people that when you're in a different
20:51
country you're really weary.
20:54
And right now I'm from the hood and I'm like, yo, the hood L A
21:00
is totally different.
21:01
Are you actually scared in LA?
21:02
I had to sign your Citizen app everywhere I was and there's
21:06
yellow dots all over the fucking state.
21:08
I was like, I can't, oh my God.
21:11
Yeah, but it's different because I understand the crime there
21:13
I'm from there.
21:14
So you understand how to move around the I can see that I need
21:19
maybe I haven't downloaded the app.
21:20
So I'm not as, what is the citizen app?
21:22
It gives you all the, it kind of tells you when crime is happening
21:25
in your immediate area.
21:26
The ring app does that I get notifications and then it's a dramatic
21:30
thing like the notifications.
21:31
Like someone got shot.
21:33
I was like, oh my God.
21:34
But you know, I'm not trying to scare nobody, but I do have things
21:38
in place like I'm like, I have a key lock like I don't know if
21:41
you've seen the viral tiktok key lock that you put in your hotel
21:43
door and ok, so yall I'm from Yeah, you just put the lock and
21:48
it just doesn't the card I have that I have Citizen App.
21:51
I share my location with my friends and my family.
21:54
They're like, why are you sharing my location?
21:55
I'm like, you have to know where I'm at at all times.
21:57
I give my address where I'm staying.
21:59
I am great to know because I don't do any of this because when
22:03
I travel I'm like, I'm safe, I'm free.
22:05
I literally feel like I'm in the safest place in the world.
22:08
That's how I feel very naive.
22:11
When I had traveled to China, we had to take a shuttle from one
22:14
part of the airport to the other and we had left and these guys
22:17
were like, you're not going to make your flight like we're
22:19
shuttle service.
22:19
We're like they had suvs, ok?
22:22
They're like, you know, we work for the airport or whatever
22:24
and I was like, oh wow, thank you.
22:25
Like I thought they were doing a great thing.
22:26
And then my friend was like, are you crazy, Jess?
22:29
Like no, we're gonna take the bus.
22:30
Even if we miss this flight, we're gonna take the so we got on
22:33
the bus and then we were talking to other people.
22:34
They were like, yeah, thank God you didn't go with them.
22:36
They don't work for the airport and they probably you never
22:39
know it could happen in anywhere like any country.
22:42
But I was like, yeah, if you are going to get us there quicker
22:44
let's do it and she was like, you're literally nuts.
22:46
But even when we go back home, right, when you go to Colombia
22:49
or Mexico or dr love my people love the country.
22:53
But I'm still going, I go with my mom or I still research things
22:57
I'm not just getting anywhere.
22:58
Is there any place that you guys have gone?
23:00
That you probably would not remember Milan.
23:02
Milan.
23:03
It was so boring.
23:04
Oh my God.
23:06
No shade.
23:06
I mean, I'm not a fashion girl.
23:10
I feel like when you hear words, like I'm even going to say that
23:14
I knew what she said clearly.
23:16
I'm joking.
23:17
You're not a fashion.
23:18
I don't care.
23:19
I don't care.
23:20
You are.
23:21
No, you Jessica.
23:24
I am one of those people that I think you are the fashion girls
23:29
That's why I'm wearing your clothes.
23:30
Wait, that's her shirt.
23:32
Oh my God.
23:33
In the, on the same level with the fashion.
23:38
I was meant to be in the jungle.
23:40
I'm a, I'm a comfort fashion but I don't need to be in Milan ever
23:44
again.
23:44
OK.
23:44
Wait OK.
23:45
But when you hear the word Milan, I feel like so many are like
23:47
oh I'm going to Milan, it's like it's the exciting trendy
23:52
place.
23:52
I thought it was going to be no, Rome Florence.
23:57
Those are the exciting places in Italy and I also went in Europe
24:01
They take holiday very seriously.
24:03
So I went when everybody was on holiday.
24:05
So there was nobody, there was no movement.
24:07
It's just gla and fashion gelato ice cream.
24:10
Have you guys ever fallen in love on your travels?
24:12
Have you had a, I had a travel fling.
24:17
He got way too attached.
24:18
So I had to cut it off.
24:19
Where abouts?
24:21
Where is he from?
24:22
I guess I went to study abroad in Europe and for my 21st birthday
24:26
actually, maybe we should take the school out for my 21st
24:28
birthday.
24:29
We were not going to take this out.
24:32
This is the best part.
24:35
It's ok.
24:36
They really know, I do comedy.
24:37
They respect me for my 21st birthday.
24:39
I hooked up with some guy in Belgium before we went to Paris
24:43
and it was cute.
24:44
It was nice until he started getting too attached and we went
24:48
to London, we were doing a Euro trip, we went to London and he's
24:51
like, are you going to miss me?
24:52
I was like, I don't know, it was like a fling and he got a little
24:55
aggressive and called me a bitch.
24:56
And I was like, this is not going to work.
24:58
So that was, that was my little hookup.
25:01
He was American.
25:02
He's from Boston.
25:04
Yes.
25:05
I had sex with a white guy.
25:06
Oh my God.
25:09
Yeah.
25:10
Isn't that crazy though?
25:11
They'll always start super lovey dovey and then one thing
25:14
will trigger them and they'll be like, it was too much.
25:17
Has that ever happened?
25:18
I've dated other white men too.
25:21
There was another guy, but he was really like this guy.
25:26
He had an issue, he had alcoholism and all that stuff.
25:31
But his, I hope you're doing well.
25:35
We're still learning.
25:37
But that, that was my fling.
25:39
I must have gone on a vacation.
25:40
I also fell in love in Portugal.
25:42
I mean, we were in Hvar Croatia and I fell in love with the most
25:47
beautiful man.
25:48
I have set my eyes on, I swear.
25:49
And I was like, they're always from Croatia.
25:51
It was the most beau no, he was, he was from Portugal.
25:54
But I was going on this trip with my girlfriend that I got the
25:56
money from the Uber and he was like, come to Puerto Place and
25:59
I was like, yes, I'm going to Portugal.
26:01
I don't care what I have to do.
26:02
I don't have to sell my shoes off my feet.
26:04
I'm going to Portugal to see you because I love you.
26:05
You could just take the train back.
26:07
I did everything I could literally something like that and
26:14
I get to Portugal and he didn't even answer my text.
26:18
That's one thing about men internationally.
26:21
I think he had a whole life a whole I think he was a liar.
26:26
And it was like my first heartbreak because my first, I was
26:29
really in love at that moment.
26:31
I mean, for how long you can be.
26:32
What did you do in Portugal while you were?
26:34
So then we went sightseeing and stuff.
26:36
Portugal was one of the best places our heart was set on you
26:40
Yeah.
26:40
Well, he's with his family right now.
26:42
So move on maybe 12 years ago.
26:46
But don't trust all the guys that I think guys will make you
26:49
think that they're in love.
26:50
It happened to me in dr actually, no man is trustworthy.
26:54
It doesn't matter where he's from.
26:55
None.
26:56
No, I mean, look, you in the studio.
26:59
Are you guys trustworthy?
27:01
I went on a date once to Morocco and then when I got on the plane
27:04
I was like, yo, this is the craziest shit I've ever done in
27:06
my life.
27:07
I don't really know this man like that.
27:08
So I had taken an edible.
27:11
I had fainted and I woke up and there was a doctor over me and
27:14
they kept asking, did you take anything?
27:16
And I'm like, yo, I'm going to get arrested.
27:18
So I was like, no, I didn't because then I met a snitch.
27:20
Wait, so you fall in love with NDR?
27:22
No, I didn't fall in love.
27:23
Well, we kind of had like a and then we went Bachata dancing
27:26
at a local spot.
27:27
None of the girls I was with wanted to leave the resort and I
27:30
love traveling and like actually going to the spots where
27:34
everybody's like it might be a little dangerous.
27:35
I'm like, I don't care.
27:36
This is why you come to see the culture, obviously do it with
27:39
caution but went to the spa.
27:40
Apparently there was a shooting there a week before I still
27:43
wanted to go.
27:43
I was like, let's do this.
27:45
He danced me.
27:46
You've been almost kidnapped, almost shot.
27:49
She almost shot.
27:50
It was a peaceful night that night.
27:51
Thank God.
27:52
But we dance and yeah, I mean, he was cute.
27:55
I think he wanted to advance and see how we can make things happen
27:58
Don't they call him something like that?
28:00
Because they're not going to talk down on Dominican men.
28:03
We could do that.
28:05
I'll tell you one story.
28:07
I was in Mexico and I was in Puerto S condo and I was going to Mexico
28:11
City and I was on this side of the plane and there was a beautiful
28:14
cute guy sitting on this side of the plane before we got on
28:16
the plane.
28:17
We were like making eye contact in the little waiting room
28:19
And I was like, and he's playing the guitar, his long hair and
28:23
I was looking at like people that I was not like he was like himself
28:30
to himself, why we were waiting for hours?
28:32
And he's like, what's the point?
28:34
Move on?
28:35
So then we get on the bus, we get, finally we get on the plane
28:38
and we end up on the same row with no one in between us, me on this
28:41
side and him on that side and like we're peeking over each other
28:43
like, you know, I'm like, and then I pass out and when I pass
28:47
out on the plane, it's not cute.
28:48
It's like, oh my God literally drew mouth open and I woke up
28:52
to him looking at me like smiling and I was like, and then turbulence
28:57
happened.
28:58
I was like, and then he goes and I was like, no, no, but I was really
29:02
scared.
29:03
He's like, come, come and so I come and sit next to him and he's
29:05
like, Deon is my age.
29:07
Super sweet.
29:08
He's a musician and he was listening to his music and the turbulence
29:11
happened again and the turbulent and we held hands and I was
29:14
like, and then we spent, I got, we got back together to Mexico
29:19
City and went to a music this work.
29:24
There's a great story.
29:25
It's a beautiful story, but he lives in Spain and we just never
29:27
saw each other again.
29:28
You do the whatsapp for a bit and then you move on.
29:30
But the hardest part when you back an international guy through
29:33
whatsapp is like the conversation ends up falling dry.
29:36
But also the point is that he took me to this museum in El Palacio
29:40
de Bellas Artes in Mexico, which is Diego Rivera, which is
29:44
one of the biggest Mexican painters.
29:46
It's his museum.
29:47
He was married to Frida, let's go.
29:49
He started in murals and it was just such a romantic cultural
29:53
date that you don't really have that much in L A.
29:55
So it was really nice.
29:57
I went on a date once to Morocco.
30:00
It was a, a Tinder date to Morocco.
30:03
You're lying.
30:03
I'm dead ass.
30:04
He tell you he did not fly me out.
30:07
We had met in the app a year prior to, to whatever and we had stayed
30:12
in touch a little bit.
30:13
But then I got in a relationship and he asked me to take PTO off
30:17
of work during this specific week and to go to a wedding.
30:20
But I guess he started getting cold feet and told me not to go
30:23
anymore.
30:24
So that week I was kind of mad.
30:26
We were already in a rocky relationship.
30:27
Whatever the guy from Tinder, I'm like, oh, I knew it was his
30:31
birthday.
30:31
I think I hit him out for his birthday.
30:32
He's like, I'm going to Morocco pull up if you're a real one
30:35
and I went to Morocco and then when I got on the plane, I was like
30:37
yo, this is the craziest shit I've ever done in my life.
30:40
I don't really know this man.
30:41
That's crazy.
30:42
But I knew him through like we had met on Tinder, but I knew him
30:45
through, you know, everyone is on Tinder now.
30:48
So we met through social circles.
30:50
So I knew that he wasn't a murderer or a killer.
30:53
So other people knew him.
30:55
I knew that if something happened, it would get back to my family
31:00
But that is a really big risk because also Morocco is not like
31:03
obviously in the US.
31:05
Morocco is one of those places you can go as a woman by yourself
31:09
So that not even trying to legally.
31:12
No, it's just kind of like a lot of people.
31:14
It's not a safe place for women to go alone.
31:16
So I took this trip as like, ok, I'm going with him but it's more
31:19
like I want to see Morocco.
31:20
He's my chaperone.
31:21
That's what that was the per How did it go?
31:23
Did you?
31:23
It was great.
31:24
It was awkward at first because I fainted on the plane.
31:27
So I had taken an edible.
31:29
I don't do drugs like that, but I, I took an edible and a Nyquil
31:33
and that shit shut down the activity in the front of my brain
31:38
and I fainted like I knew I had before I fainted.
31:42
I'm like, what do you think?
31:43
Like this is awkward.
31:44
We don't really know each other.
31:45
What's your biggest fear?
31:47
And he's like, I fear that it's going to be boring.
31:49
And I was like, for me, I fear that you might leave me somewhere
31:52
So right after that conversation, I was like, yo, my stomach
31:54
is not feeling well.
31:56
I was like, I have to go to the bathroom.
31:57
Wait, hold on, I'm confused.
31:58
Was he on the flight with you?
31:59
We took the flight an edible because he got me that edible and
32:05
I'm not into drugs like that.
32:06
So I took the whole jelly bean when it was supposed to be half
32:09
of it first off.
32:11
Ok.
32:11
Look, just taking an edible alone.
32:13
Trips me out my own thoughts.
32:15
I'm having an existential crisis.
32:17
If you take an edible, even just with someone, then you're
32:20
even tripping out more.
32:20
But in a plane in a flying tube through the air on your way to
32:24
Morocco, my brain would spiral.
32:27
I was tripped the fuck out.
32:28
I had fainted and I woke up and there was a doctor over me and
32:31
they kept asking, did you take anything?
32:33
And I'm like, yo, I'm going to get arrested.
32:35
So I was like, no, I didn't because then I met a snitch and I had
32:40
like, you know that my hair, I have insecurities in my hair
32:43
So I had like a sock bun and the sock bun fell out.
32:46
So I was out there.
32:49
My raw is that he was really like you, he knows he knows you're
32:55
in and out.
32:55
But he was scared because imagine going on a trip with a woman
32:58
that fainted.
32:59
He thought I had epilepsy or some shit, right?
33:01
So when I got, I remember getting off the plane and the people
33:05
they were like the in crew flight, they were from Morocco.
33:08
So they didn't speak really well.
33:09
Good English.
33:10
So I was trying to explain like, have you seen a sock b like I
33:13
can't go out there with my hair like that about all the things
33:16
But as women, like you really self conscious.
33:19
I waited until everybody got off the plane and I was like, it's
33:22
a donut.
33:23
So the first we take control and they were going to cry.
33:26
It was a little baby like, yeah, but the first to get from Casablanca
33:32
or wherever to Marrakesh, we had to take a train.
33:34
So, you know, I don't have my hair like I don't have any.
33:38
It was bad.
33:39
So I had, it was fucking 100 degrees to the perfect country
33:42
You had to put the thing over.
33:43
I I put the on, we didn't speak the whole train ride.
33:48
And then when I got to the hotel, I was like this never happened
33:52
before.
33:55
But that was the worst.
33:57
That was the, that was the worst part of the trip after that
34:02
It was really nice.
34:03
We had a very nice, what did you end up doing with your hair girl
34:06
I think I, I always bring extensions with me.
34:08
You just never know.
34:09
So I probably did my hair and I bought extensions and everything
34:14
ended up working out.
34:14
It was a really nice trip.
34:16
I just wasn't in love with him.
34:19
I don't know if he was in love with you either.
34:25
Wait, but I just want a caveat.
34:26
I did pay for my own flight because I didn't want to.
34:29
He's like I got the bull first of all.
34:32
But that, that story launched my comedy career.
34:36
It was the first story I told on stage and everybody, he was
34:39
like, are you crying?
34:43
I told on stage and I was like, wow, you had a career girl for
34:46
sure.
34:47
If we were on a trip.
34:48
Who do you think would be the annoying one on a trip?
34:51
You are always the opposite.
34:55
So we're right now, the annoying ones.
34:57
I think it would be you j you know what it could be.
34:59
He was like, I'm chill and we're like, I don't know where you
35:02
guys are getting from.
35:03
I'm not chill.
35:06
And that's the other thing.
35:07
Travel hair for me.
35:09
That's a hard thing for me.
35:11
I always just do braids because I'm like, I don't have time
35:14
to feel insecure on a trip.
35:15
There's nothing like one of my biggest annoying things about
35:19
my hair texture.
35:20
I can't get into a pool and it'd be a seamless experience on
35:23
the way out because now I'm in the pool, my hair is wet.
35:26
It becomes a pool but it's different Ivana than you hate yourself
35:31
for the rest of the trip, not the tissue but yeah, that was my
35:36
vacation.
35:36
But I there was another time where the same guy because I had
35:40
the clip ins and he was running his hand through my hair and
35:42
his face, it kind of came out again and I'm like, listen, what
35:46
do you say it?
35:47
My extension.
35:48
What else can you say?
35:49
You have to tell him the truth.
35:50
You have to really love yourself on these vacations.
35:52
I wonder what guys think they don't even brush their teeth
35:55
They be like, oh, what the guys that get it, they're like, yeah
35:59
they don't care.
36:00
They, the Bonnie everyone just chilling the scarf that we
36:05
went to Morocco and Portugal.
36:06
It was a really nice trip.
36:08
The funniest part would be just taking an edible next to someone
36:10
You barely don't know.
36:12
But it was really cool.
36:15
It was a good trip.
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Do you have any pictures of the trip at the beginning?
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I actually, you know, I'm one of those people that posts a trip
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for the rest of their life.
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Did you like anything in the flight?
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No, no, no, I didn't pronounce it in the fight.
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But I have a picture of me on a camel and the thing is that we knew
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each other so we not know each other.
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We knew people that knew each other.
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So our pictures were like you could tell we're in the same place
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But unless people were following the two and two together
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So we were in Camels next to each other and I put the back half
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he put the front half on Instagram.
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Ok.
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That's good.
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You guys kept it private.
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I mean, when I, my man, I was just, I never post, you know, this
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might be incriminating myself.
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When I got back on the trip.
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The guy was like I told him I went on a trip with somebody else
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Did you kiss him?
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I was like, yes, but that's always it actually.
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Ok, this is, I used to tell this joke too and I'm comfortable
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He actually ate my ass and that was all he did.
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Wait.
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Can you warn us first?
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Well, that was it.
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Anyway, let's change topic.
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So, who don't you like traveling with?
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I'm shocked right now.
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You never got your ass.
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Well, I know you don't like that.
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I don't even say that word.
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So, oh my God, I never was able to say bad words.
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You never said as before.
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I mean, unless it was like that song as, as, as the song, she
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just said it only, I've never said as I've said it was ok.
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We all have different comfort levels.
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I was never allowed to say bad words.
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Even if I said one time I told my mom, ok, my mom's Colombian
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like very Colombian.
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This is when I started like seventh grade, we can't say that
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word.
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We can't even say the P word or the V word for like the private
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part.
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So we say friend.
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But because when we were younger, we had a back butt and obviously
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it was a friend.
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But so to this day, my sisters and I, if we talk about anything
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like that, we say friend but, and we don't say making love or
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sex, we say kissing in the bed.
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Well, he h my back butt.
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No, for a Colombian family.
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When I told my mom to chill once and she didn't know what that
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meant.
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I was like mom chill.
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She's like chill, chill.
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And I was like mom, it just means relax, relax, relax.
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My mom is the same way.
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Same as mine.
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We got a little deep there.
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So who have you ever don't play too much if we were on a trip?
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Who do you think?
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Who do you think would be the annoying one on the trip?
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It would have to be one of you too.
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It would be you.
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I always say trips are always the opposite.
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So we're right now, the annoying ones.
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I think it would be, you know, I feel like I feel like you would
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be so like I'm chill and we're like, no, no, no, I'm not.
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I don't know where you guys are getting from.
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I'm not chill.
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The truth is coming out.
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I don't want to chill in the resort.
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I don't want to go in the resort.
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I want to go out and do stuff.
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So you're the, you're the c we are definitely resort girls
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I can see that.
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I'm down for both.
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I like being in the streets.
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I like, I mean, I don't care.
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I sure no, I am very adaptable because I hate being a burden
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I really hate being a burden so I don't speak up on trips but
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you have an attitude when we don't what you said.
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But you were telling me off mic that you have three rules for
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traveling.
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Give me those three rules.
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Well, those are personal rules of like, you know, I can't listen
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to Aaliyah.
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I don't just a bunch of shit that I don't, I look up the flight
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model.
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I know every fleet for every airline.
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What does that even mean?
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The fleet is the airplane, like a Boeing, all of that.
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I know what I only fly airlines that I prefer a Airbus versus
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a Boeing.
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It's an Airbus.
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Ok.
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So there are different models of the plane.
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So Delta and jetblue fly.
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See, I am into this, they fly air busses.
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Is this like a European plane versus an American plane.
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But I do the Boeing is international for me.
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I'm not getting on an Airbus internationally.
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The end of Boeing.
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I think it's just different models the way that they're made
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And I also don't book weird flight numbers like the flight
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over here.
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The reason why I was a little late was because the first flight
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was flight B 123 and that was suspicious to me.
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So I was like, I'm, I'm starting to think that you'd probably
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be the most, but I don't like that.
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I feel like in the group like, you know, the group text message
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I'm definitely checking the airline.
40:49
We're not just flying any airline.
40:50
I will take my own separate.
40:51
So what's your opinions on spirit?
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Because I got two spirits not for my choice, but they were so
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much cheaper than the other ones and they were the right time
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Not a penny in my pocket.
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But back in the day you cannot pay me to fly on Spirit.
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Really?
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It's really, I could pay you.
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I bet you do it.
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It's really dangerous.
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She's about to take a flight.
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Spirit is safe.
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It's just like, I like a certain experience.
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I like to know where my plane is at.
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The jetblue app tells you what you're playing.
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Save money though.
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I'm like, yeah, I'll do it, your money or anxiety.
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I love turbulence.
41:23
I love him a problem.
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Ivano.
41:26
This time we were beefing guys when the seatbelt sign turns
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on.
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I'm like, yes, let's go.
41:33
Let's genuinely do you know what I hate?
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I hate when pilots will make announcements the flight over
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here.
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My pilot didn't talk at all.
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This is not Uber.
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You need to talk to me.
41:42
I need to know why we're flying over.
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Yes.
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But I'm going to say, you know what you're, you're starting
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to feel like you're the group.
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No, I want them to let me know what the weather is.
41:53
I want them to let me know they take their job seriously.
41:55
I want to know how they feel today.
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They say this is why they're, that's annoying.
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That's a different episode.
42:02
And I'm starting to realize I know why I'm single but I like
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to know like, hey, everybody Welcome to jetblue in a, in a deeper
42:11
voice.
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You know, the skies are clear and it's going to be 80 degrees
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when you land in.
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No, they do not.
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They don't do that.
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No, I thought they usually say, hey, we're landing in Utah
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it's 87 degrees.
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Welcome.
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They want you to do that, but they want your dream flight B two
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And with who with you ladies too.
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I mean, I would see us on a group trip.
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I want to make it, make it back.
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I feel like we should go somewhere that's not like Latino.
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I mean it's Portuguese Latinx.
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Go somewhere that's out of our comfort zone.
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Germany.
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I like the beer.
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I'm down but the meats in Europe are too big for me.
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OK.
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Hold on.
43:04
Let's see.
43:05
How about Iceland?
43:06
No, that's not.
43:07
I've been on a layover.
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I would want to go to Bali or something like that.
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I've been there.
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Indonesia.
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That's a long flight.
43:17
Let's just go in Ireland, Ireland.
43:24
No, no.
43:26
What I'm talking to is from Ireland.
43:29
Let's go to Croatia.
43:30
He's from Montana.
43:31
Let's go somewhere.
43:31
We've never been, tell us in the comments where we should go
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We should get out of this.
43:38
I would love to go to Mexico City.
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I know you want to talk.
43:41
I've been there way too many times.
43:43
I used to go there once a month.
43:44
It's my boss.
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No.
43:47
So this is the problem in the group chat we can never decide
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on a place.
43:51
Well, I'm down for anything other than Mexico City just because
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I've been there a billion times.
43:55
The type of girls who the second you land you're documenting
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every second of the trip you're on social media, documenting
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every single thing.
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If the lighting is right.
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Yes.
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If the lighting is not right.
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No, I don't, you don't, do I know everything to you at all times
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unconditionally.
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OK.
44:13
First off, can we talk about?
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She looks at me first.
44:16
Who's the one with 20 stories?
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Every single time?
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Every time I open the story?
44:24
It is like you only have one story, perfectly curated story
44:29
and half the time it's a Laker.
44:31
It's like looking from the first of all.
44:34
It's, it's very curated, it's editorial, it's not curated
44:39
I'm like, yo, it's not like that.
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I like I took and I post, I put every part of the trip like I'm
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like right here, everything.
44:47
So why are we against each other right now?
44:49
First of all, I don't know.
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You started it.
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No, I didn't.
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You did.
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OK.
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Gloria, you do post every single thing.
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OK.
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I like it.
44:55
I like it.
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I just don't know.
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Will you do the half of the other side because I just skip the
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you know, I'm a Gemini.
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So I'm always busy, I'm down.
45:03
So you're saying that you are the type of girl that documents
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your entire trip.
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I'm actually the project manager, like I prefer to make the
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spreadsheet and let us know the itinerary and what we're going
45:12
to do that I need you.
45:18
I don't want to be a documentary because I don't have an aesthetic
45:20
but you can make the whole youtube video.
45:22
You editor a creative director, creative director, I'll
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just be in the videos.
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You're not going to do anything.
45:28
You're the model having fun.
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That's what I do.
45:32
Who's going to be at breakfast in the morning?
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I can make breakfast, make some eggs.
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You're not making, you don't make breakfast in the morning
45:39
I can tell you on a trip.
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No, I make baby eggs.
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Eggs.
45:44
They're called baby eggs.
45:45
They're famous in Colombia.
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I'm really good at them.
45:47
What if we're not in Colombia?
45:50
We didn't pick up location.
45:51
They're little baby eggs.
45:52
You put, you put them, you boil them for seven minutes, you
45:54
take them out and they're really soft and you take them in a
45:56
little cup and you get a toast and you put the egg all smashed
45:59
up.
45:59
But where are you going to find the baby egg on the v the market
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You know, what have you been there?
46:05
Yes, I've been to the market.
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But when you land, you're going to go to the market.
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If you have an airbnb, you go to a market and you stock up.
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Are you a hotel girl?
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She's a resort.
46:16
I'm a continental breakfast.
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Honestly, there's a breakfast downstairs I love me continental
46:22
breakfast.
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That's not enough.
46:24
They have, no, we're going to figure this out.
46:26
They have eggs but they have no, I don't eat the hotel eggs,
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but I like the little bagel and like the experience of continental
46:34
breakfast.
46:34
It's like the cereal.
46:35
I love a hotel because your room is clean.
46:38
You can order room service for airbnb.
46:41
But I would do hotel if that's what I'm not.
46:43
You're an Airbnb girl.
46:44
I just like the hoss of it.
46:46
But also when you're dealing with kind of hosts that are sometimes
46:49
so annoying and too many rules or whatever.
46:52
I've had some.
46:53
It sounds like this trip is not going to take off.
46:55
I think if you go with a man, you should go to a hotel.
46:58
I think you could be with a group of girls.
46:59
You can go to an airbnb.
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That's an interesting.
47:02
You want to have clothes and slippers and you want to come.
47:05
I think if you're in a long term relationship, Airbnb is fine
47:08
with your man.
47:09
Like if you know your habits and I will say the best way to learn
47:12
who somebody is, is to travel with them.
47:14
I agree 100%.
47:16
If you want to know if that relationship is going to work out
47:18
go on a trip.
47:19
I knew the red flags were there in my last relationship.
47:22
He didn't know how to pack his bag.
47:23
You know what I did notice about the guy that I was dating when
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on a trip, he's like the most organized person on the planet
47:29
You open the bag.
47:30
Every outfit has like the shirt and the pants and the sock and
47:33
he has, he has one maleta for just his shoes and one moleta for
47:38
all his outfits and his outfits is a shirt and pants and his
47:40
socks and underwear.
47:42
Six outfits with six pairs of shoes.
47:45
I was like, I'm not going to check in.
47:46
I don't want to have him to wait.
47:48
He checked in three bags and I was like, wait three bags, one
47:51
for his shoes, one for his clothes and one for his toiletries
47:53
and he's rolling for his muscles and stuff.
47:56
So he's very organized, organized.
47:58
My ex boyfriend, he's very rugged type man.
48:02
So it was just throw it in whatever falls, falls like no, it
48:07
just showed me that I wasn't organized.
48:09
So now when I go on trips, I really want to.
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Does that make you self conscious as a woman?
48:13
Do you feel like you need to be the more?
48:15
I mean, it doesn't have to be that way.
48:16
But do you feel that way guys have simpler things?
48:18
They have a T shirt, pants and underwear like it's easy.
48:20
But yeah, anyway, so how do you relax on vacation?
48:25
What shady shit you guys are saying?
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No, no, I say what you're doing is how you drinking alcohol
48:30
No, I just like to relax delay by the beach house.
48:35
No, I'm joking.
48:36
I'm joking.
48:36
How do I relax?
48:37
I don't think I relax.
48:38
I vacation when I get home I get more tired from vacations.
48:42
But it also depends.
48:43
I feel like one of my rules.
48:45
I've never really been on vacation without my laptop.
48:47
I always bring it.
48:49
I'm always working.
48:50
So, what are you doing on your laptop?
48:51
You're a comedian.
48:52
First of all, there's a lot of admin motherfuckers always
48:55
want to play.
48:57
I have a lot of work.
48:58
I got to update my website.
48:59
I got to book my shows.
49:02
There's a lot of thank you.
49:05
How about, how about we create the best trip?
49:08
And then we go together to a trip and judge each other.
49:12
I want this podcast to be successful and I want us to come back
49:16
We imagine we come back.
49:18
I would never beef with you ladies.
49:19
Let's cheers to a great future.
49:21
I would never be.
49:24
We all come back beefing seats.
49:27
I can't sit next to Jessica no more.
49:30
No, I think, I think we're also like a lot more mature, you know
49:33
So like we have, I think we should cheers to the next that we
49:37
had wherever we're going in the comments where we should go
49:41
You're kind of far.
49:42
Can you come close?
49:48
Oh Lord.
49:49
All right.
49:50
What did you take away from this episode?
49:55
Actually, you know what I took away from this episode that
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if we go on a trip.
49:57
It would be one of the most fun times because we know each other
50:01
I think that would be great.
50:03
Honestly, wait, wait, wait, wait, if we stay on the, you know
50:10
they usually have two beds.
50:12
Am I going to get my own bed?
50:14
Is that fine?
50:14
I'm going to sleep anywhere.
50:16
I like cuddling in a girl.
50:18
I like cuddling who doesn't mind a leg on them on that?
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We'll figure it out.
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Ok.
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So this is fun and I can't wait to go to Brazil with you ladies
50:28
Brazil to Brazil guys.
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Thank you for tuning in to another episode of girl.
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Let me tell you, make sure you guys comment below your travel
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experiences where we should go travel also and any other topics
50:39
that maybe you guys want us to talk about?
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