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Dique Veme a La Bodega

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Mami is at it again, and Mia questions if she should just move out. Calimete and Chuchi give Connor relationship advice.
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00:06
Ok.
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Yeah.
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Ok.
01:22
I know.
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I know.
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I should just, like, move out but it's, you know what, it's
01:27
not like, I haven't thought about it.
01:31
Yeah.
01:48
Ok.
01:48
Yeah.
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I mean, wouldn't you like it if, like, your laundry is always
01:58
done and food is always slamming, like, oh, except on Saturdays
02:03
though, when not even Jesus himself can make or break a piece
02:06
of bread.
02:07
But anyway, I'm off, they gonna ask you can make my mango.
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Yeah, if I were you, I hate me too.
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Oh, hey.
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Oh, wait, are you gonna punch me again or you just come to get
02:28
your tampon back?
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I feel really bad about that.
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But what did you learn in the heights?
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It's not ok to sneak up on.
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You don't do that.
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Well, so, wait, what's going on with you?
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I thought you were away at school.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm actually going to finish my last year here.
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Um, I came to help my mom out with stuff.
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How about you?
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When do you go back to Texas?
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I'm actually staying here for a bit.
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Yeah.
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I'm gonna take some classes at NYU and handle some properties
02:53
for my parents.
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That's cool.
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Um, you know what I have to go.
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My mom needs these like, yesterday so we can hear you and you
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get something off my chest.
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I can really thinking about, you know how I end things, don't
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you?
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We dated for what, like five minutes and that was pretty much
03:14
it for Panora.
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You come in Mia Conor.
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It was our couple's name.
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It's cool.
03:22
Like, don't sweat it.
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Hold on a sec.
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What are you doing?
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Oh my God, what are you doing?
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Listen, Connor.
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I have a, I have a man.
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Um but thank you for putting in an application right later
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bro.
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Yeah, I actually thought that would work.
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Did you just call me, bro?
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I honestly I can't even begin to explain what the fuck just
03:59
happened.
04:01
Me and me and we used to date then it made a really uh dumb decision
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That's all I got to say about that.
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Huh?
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Um Are you sure?
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Because I've never seen me with anyone.
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I could have sworn she was single as a pringle.
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Don't look at me like that.
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What else finds with single mingle overused and we're damn
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sure not saying jingle so you can eat my whole dingle.
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Yeah.
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Well, she made it pretty clear.
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My dude got him record you.
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It's so good.
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I see you.
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I see you.
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Fuck.
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I need better ammo.
05:10
No.
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Right on time.
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I'm starving.
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I keep who said I was sharing what's up?
05:23
What's up?
05:23
What's up?
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What's happening?
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Thinks my ex is lying about having a man.
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Ok.
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Well, what exactly did she say?
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Well, because she said she has a man and she called me, bro.
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She love you, bro.
05:43
Nah Siri, Siri, Siri.
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How do you say in English?
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Alexa play in si How do you say Friend zone in Spanish?
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Alexa play X Factor by Lauren Hill Siri.
05:58
How do you say Alexa play just a Friend by Mario Siri.
06:03
How do you say in English?
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Alexa play Heartbreak Hotel by Whitney Houston featuring
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Kelly Price and Faith.
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Evans.
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Alexa play anything about Mary J Blige's whole catalog.
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Whatever.
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I'm just saying.
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It's a little since this is the first time hearing about this
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Maybe you should ask this up.
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Watch a six.
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Yo, man.
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You throw a red shell at me one more time.
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Dickhead you got for me and bro.
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Oh You know what you should do, throw a party and invite her
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see who she shows up with.
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If she really got a mess, she'll take him to the party, right
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Yo.
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That's actually not a bad idea.
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Oh And one more thing.
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Watch your six boom sucker.
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You cheated, son.
07:00
No, I I had to change this whole car.
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No, no, no.
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And actually um that's not a good idea.
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She could take anybody she wants to that party.
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That shit ain't hard.
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So to be honest, I take pretend girlfriends to parties all
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the time.
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How does this work?
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Fuck this dude have to go with the oh OK.
07:19
You know what?
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You know what?
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Go ahead.
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Throw your little rash party.
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All right, Friday then word Julio.
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Julio, na na na na pick, pick like Mario or, or Yoshi or whatever
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I don't with my guy, these guys bugger right now, girls love
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It's because we have the fatties from our squatter.