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Dique Tu Supiste

DominicanYork
Mia's personal space keeps getting hijacked. Henry has a session with none other than his favorite life coach, Stacey. What is Perla Massiel up to?
Show transcript
00:05
Uh Are you watching your little cartoons?
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It's a, oh, you lost.
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Uh Actually I'm looking for my charger.
00:15
I know you'd be taking my shit.
00:18
Right.
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It's not, it's not in here.
00:21
Wow, you all right.
00:23
You got your month, uh monthly thing.
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You know how stupid people sound when they say that.
00:32
Oh, how stupid.
00:35
No, no.
00:35
Tell me how stupid she was.
00:37
Just, you remember some Kimberly from a mcdonald's party
01:38
Oh, Kimberly.
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She had a anyway, wondering if anyone you've ever met in your
01:48
life has died.
01:49
Don't worry.
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My mom will tell you.
02:02
Shut up, Mina.
02:09
I'm sorry.
02:10
We're not laughing.
02:13
You stay here.
02:16
You always get me in trouble.
02:20
I know.
02:42
Right.
02:45
Ah, that is my charge.
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No, that's my mom.
02:55
I was just playing.
02:56
She was, yeah.
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You know my energy.
03:13
See.
03:29
Mm.
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You know, it feels like a spy.
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I think I like it.
03:36
And what's this music?
03:37
Like makes me feel smart.
03:41
Send your damn it.
03:42
They did that thing.
03:44
Just say PAA it show him, it helps me relax him highly stressful
03:52
situations.
03:55
All right.
03:56
So let's just get this over with.
03:59
But what's with the Siri voice?
04:00
Like let's just say my session last night with Pearl and Ma
04:06
ran a little longer than expected.
04:09
I mean, listen, I don't need to know.
04:12
Ok, me about your calls.
04:18
Ok.
04:21
You know, uh I never really thought about it.
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So right now no one's ever asked me that.
04:27
You know, so now that I'm thinking about it, like thinking
04:29
about the things that happened in my life and how it led up to
04:32
this decision where I wanted to be.
04:35
Well, I wanted to be up.
04:37
What are you doing?
04:38
Right.
04:40
Sorry, I was trying to skip ahead.
04:42
Five seconds.
04:43
I guess that only works on you too anyway.
04:46
So I went to college but then I left college.
04:48
Go shut up.
04:49
You went to college?
04:50
Yeah, for two years.
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But then I realized it wasn't for me, for me.
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Because why you're great.
04:57
Ha, ha.
04:59
Actually, no, I had a GPA of 3.5.
05:03
It's only looked though, huh?
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I'm so sorry.
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I didn't mean to offend you.
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It's cool.
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I'm used to it.
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A degree is not gonna make a break anyway.
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Plus I can't afford it anymore.
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And that's why I figured I'd just be famous.
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Like, bad bunny.
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Does he need money?
05:20
Like, he doesn't even play guitar?
05:23
Oh, me neither.
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I mean, I just get a lot of play with it.
05:29
You know what I mean?
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Because I don't really know how to play the whole, to be famous
05:33
for the club.
05:37
Then let's just get rid of the guitar cost.
05:39
That shit is not cute.
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Plus you keep bagging everyone with it.
05:45
That's what she said.
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It, keep banging, keep banging, you know, everywhere.
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Now you didn't even laugh.
05:56
You didn't even smile.
05:59
I was just trying to be polite.
06:01
How about we just make you tiktok famous?
06:04
What tiktok famous me?
06:07
You won't be famous in real life.
06:09
Just tiktok?
06:12
It's kind of like being rich, like with monopoly money.
06:16
OK, fine.
06:17
But how do we do that?
06:19
Isn't it like really hard to be a tiktok star?
06:21
It's as easy as writing a poem, a bike.
06:25
What you mean?
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You're just riding a bike?
06:28
No, we can hire fake fans.
06:32
I know a couple of birds who would be perfect.
06:35
What?
06:37
Let's go.
06:37
Let's do this.
06:38
Wait, you know some birds.
06:40
What are you talking about?
06:41
Like piss pans?
07:00
Yeah.
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Hello first you can start by paying me.
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Then we need to upload some videos of girls asking you to take
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pictures with you and shit.
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So people think you're a celebrity.
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I'll give your account to Blue Check Mark and several 1000
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followers.
07:23
You're lying.
07:24
Stop playing with me, Stacey.
07:26
You could do that.
07:26
What are you like a hacker or something?
07:28
My dad a bit.
07:30
Oh, you like shit, Stacey?
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See, I knew, I knew, I guess this show thing.
07:35
You make me smart too, right?
07:37
Get out in my house.
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That girl.
07:53
Hey, what's up?
07:56
I got to go too.
07:57
Yo.
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Oh, nice, thank you.
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I'm starving.
07:59
Yeah.
08:00
But, oh, and you look, I don't know.
08:03
What's the word depressed?
08:07
Yo, something seriously wrong with you.
08:08
Yeah, I know.
08:10
Uh No, it's just things have been kind of crazy at the hospital
08:14
Like chaotic energy.
08:16
24 7, you know.
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Oh, the COVID thing.
08:19
Oh yeah, of course.
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Like the things that you see day in and day out.
08:24
Wow.
08:25
Um, anyway, how did your meeting go?
08:29
It went great.
08:30
I have to talk with hr again because during my presentation
08:33
Rick and Morty showed.
08:35
Oh OK.
08:37
So typical Friday.
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Oh my God.
08:39
Typical Friday, right?
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Oh my God.
08:42
I forgot to tell you y'all.
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Guess what I bumped into this morning at the, it's not my future
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husband Jason.
08:49
I don't have the energy to care to Connor.
08:53
Thanks.
08:53
This is me not caring.
08:55
OK.
08:55
But like, have you all spoken to each other since you broke
08:58
up?
08:58
He asked about you.
09:00
Like, don't you guys work together?
09:02
Yes.
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But I work from home so I don't have to see him.
09:05
Oh, I do have to see him but I put a sticky note over his face over
09:08
Zoom.
09:09
Oh OK.
09:09
It, it works out yo.
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But it's just crazy to me that you all work together like the
09:14
universe has some twist, this sense of humor.
09:17
She's toxic as how a true Scorpio.
09:20
I mean, I respect it but I do like your anniversary is coming
09:24
up and what are you doing?
09:27
What are you wearing?
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I don't know.
09:30
I never had a five year anniversary.
09:32
Fine.
09:34
Shut up.
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And, and I think we're finally moving in together finally
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Oh, yes.
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Yo, I cannot wait to just be alone with my man.
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Cook for him every day.
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Shower together.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
09:50
Yeah.
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I, I, you don't have to paint a picture.
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I don't want that of, but I'm super happy for you.
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Thank you.
09:59
You find your person in a cesspool of blood sucking leeches
10:07
Yeah, you'll find your person too.
10:09
Especially dressed like that.
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Well, you know what they say, what do they say?
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The girls pop out and the boys pop in.
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That's right.
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But I gotta go I know you're tired, you know I'm going to take
10:24
this and by the way, where is your mask?
10:27
Um Wait you, you walk out, you walking around the hallway.
10:31
I know I got bare face.
10:35
How you wear your mask in the hallways?
10:37
I'm serious.
10:37
Bring me some free was bitch from the hospital the next time
10:40
you come in with no mask.
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I'm not letting you in.
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I'm serious.
10:57
Nobody but word is spreading real fast about my business and
11:01
I just got a new client.
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So this month we have crap like bitch that was um a rhetorical
11:19
question.
11:20
Wow, big words.
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OK.
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Put on at the why?
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So so many questions.
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It was literally one question anything.
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Oh Yeah.
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And maybe you could help me with something.
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I, then you make a laugh and then you go southwest and you'll
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see it.
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Ok.
12:06
I clean up my energy with that part of the sun, with, clean up
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my energy sun with that.
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So a, a late but I'm straight out of Harlem is good but go harder