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Dique On Bended Knee

Everyone comes together for Calimete and Giselle's special day. Another couple shares a special announcement of their own.
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00:00
Hey, it's the hangover.
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I feel like shit here.
00:06
I got you.
00:08
What is that?
00:09
Relax.
00:10
It's just electrolytes.
00:15
Uh uh Thank you so much for coming with me.
00:20
Um I know you said you, you're not feeling well and it's so when
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do I get to come with you for all your doctor's appointments
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My my appointment.
00:34
No, you don't have.
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No, no, I want to be there for everything.
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I don't want people thinking I'm a dead beat dad.
00:41
You know there's no and we have to start thinking about living
00:46
arrangements and the wedding.
00:49
What?
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Oh my God, Daniel.
00:51
Yes.
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Yes.
02:07
Where's the photographer?
02:09
What the hell is conor doing here with better?
02:11
Like he don't give a fuck down, boy, we're just here for.
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Don't make a scene.
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Yeah.
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What the fuck are you wearing?
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I was lit, right?
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I couldn't find the pants to match.
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So I was just like top up is gonna be lit.
02:30
Yo.
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So you were so mad at me.
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Did just that from the moment I met you, I knew you were the one
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for me these past five years, I've learned that relationships
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aren't perfect.
02:51
They take work and patience though.
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You have slightly less patience than what I do.
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I know.
03:00
You think I've been sneaking around, but I could finally tell
03:04
you that we have our own place.
03:07
Yeah, we, we got an apartment, we move it on the first.
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I put the deposit down in every, but the real reason I brought
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you here.
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Yeah, because I wanna spend my life.
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I'm my best friend.
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I, my quarantine, I, my soulmate.
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Would you bless me and be my wife?
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Oh, no.
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A baby.
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You, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Don't talk about it.
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You're gonna pay for what you did to my sister.
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You know that, right?
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Hey, I never meant to hurt Mia but I gotta do right my line.
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You understand.
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Right?
04:30
Oh Yeah.
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No, I mean, yeah.
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No, I, I get it.
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I get totally um mm Yeah.
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I, I understand that.
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No.
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Are you OK?
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You know what the fuck is your problem?
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Do that?
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What you think you want?
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The only reason is because you're pregnant with baby.
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So happy you asked on October 31st.
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You claimed Connor got you pregnant.
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But it was determined that that was a lie when in fact you didn't
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have sex with Connor at all, did you?
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Oh, but wait, there's more you did end up getting lucky that
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night.
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But not with Connor though because Connor was too fucked up
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Weren't you Connor?
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Yes, baby, he was.
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No, I'm not finished your prenatal vitamins were not delivered
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to my house but guess who got them?
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Anyone, anyone wanna buy that one?
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Oh me, me, me, me can, can you beat me?
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Uh I want a f no Henry.
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Look, you can have an a for a lion ass bitch cause she delivered
06:48
them to True cheese crib.
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Yo, you've been lying to Connor and now this whole time o'connor
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the data shows you are not the father of Stacy.
07:07
Stacy Stacy.
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You know what?
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You're right.
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You're right.
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It's time to step it up and to stop playing games, guys.
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Speaking of playing games, sometimes you gotta close the
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door to open a window for me.
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I just wanted to take this moment to invite everyone to our
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baby shower.
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Yes, our baby shower.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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We're still planning it.
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We're still looking at hall which by the way, this space anyways
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we'll send you guys.
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The invite.
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The joke is on them because this one not the father either.
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Ok?
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I would like to briefly interrupt this.
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Whatever the fuck this is that couldn't wait till after our
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special moment.
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I just, I'm sorry, Henry started it.
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Anyway.
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Anyway, the photographer's here.
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Hey, let's get together.
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Let's line up and get this pick.
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All right guys, let's assemble ourselves.
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OK?
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Let's uh let's get the happy couple here.
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I don't even know who the hell.
08:31
OK.
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Well, yeah, you guys then.
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Great.
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Let's uh bring up the bridesmaids and the uh the bride's grooms
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and the mothers of the bride and maybe if you want to just put
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your actual outfit on.
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Oh, that, that's what you're actually wearing.
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Ok.
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And you all right.
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Great.
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And your face I don't like it.
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Ok?
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It's not my favorite.
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So here we go.
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Let's just take it nice and tight.
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Ok, let's keep it nice and tight.
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Here we go.
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123.
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Yeah, you guys look great.
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We all should be proud.
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Can't wait to marry you.
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You I want to unsubscribe to your workshop.
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So you ready?
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Ready, babe?
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Um I'm sorry, this is not how I planned all this.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh it's OK.
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Oh my God.
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I'm just so excited to like plan our wedding and move out and
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like really get furniture too.
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I can't wait for us to like plan our big big wedding.
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I want like people you know, you almost had me that first half
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I'm not gonna lie.
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We good.
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We're good.
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Your fucking trash though.
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Yeah, but my left stroke a wait, wait, wait, you talking about
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boys?
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That was a little about that date.
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Are you OK?
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You OK?
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Yeah, let's get out of here again with the shit.
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It's romantic.
10:39
Who?
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Hear me out?
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Hear me out, please just give me a second.
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OK?
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Look, everybody's already paired up, ok?
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We're the only single ones left and I mean if you ask me, I think
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we look through this out together.
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So I was thinking maybe you and I could, uh, you know, over my
11:00
dead body.
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Mm.
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I love them feisty.
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Wait, thank you.