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Dique Lengua Larga

Mia's past comes back to bite her when she's confronted by Connor. Calimete has a secret of his own.
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00:43
You lie.
01:07
I received a report, Connor and it's, it's fine.
01:10
It's just, there's a small discrepancy but we can go over it
01:12
tomorrow.
01:12
I'm not in office today.
01:14
Uh I have to go to a funeral.
01:15
So uh yeah, thanks.
01:18
I wasn't calling about work.
01:21
Yeah, I don't care.
01:34
Yeah, we have to talk about what happened with the like right
01:38
now we don't have to go anywhere.
01:39
I'll, we can talk here.
01:41
I'll even take you to the funeral.
01:42
No, just again because the um ok.
01:46
Uh I start obviously, you know that be thinks she's pregnant
01:53
and were we together when that happened?
01:56
She said it was at the Halloween party, right?
01:58
So, yeah, but I must have blacked out because I don't remember
02:00
anything you blacked out.
02:02
Yeah, I blacked out then it's OK.
02:04
All right.
02:04
I could just go ahead and plan your gender reveal because are
02:07
you seriously trying to be funny right now, I'm being funny
02:11
Ok, you're the one blaming it on the alcohol.
02:14
Um How, how could you do this?
02:20
I don't understand.
02:21
How do you do this to me?
02:22
How could I do this to you?
02:24
Are you serious?
02:25
How do you manage to make everything about yourself?
02:28
I'm not a perfect meal.
02:29
Neither are you?
02:30
Yes.
02:30
I, I shouldn't have drank that much and yes, I shouldn't have
02:32
stayed over.
02:33
I made this, I didn't run that shit over and over in my head 100
02:36
times as if it's gonna change anything ever since I came back
02:39
I've been trying to make up for this shit that I put you through
02:42
You say I broke you?
02:44
How do you think that I felt when you robbed me?
02:46
The chance of being a father without even asking me?
02:49
I forgave you because that's what you do when you love someone
02:54
But every time you start getting into deep, you run and bitch
02:58
about shit.
02:58
Instead of fixing it, you were my person.
03:02
Do you?
03:04
It was always you, we ran game.
03:08
Remember?
03:16
Do you wanna watch comedy horror or murder?
03:21
Do it doesn't matter.
03:24
I think we've already seen everything on there.
03:30
Wait, you have a playlist called, do you even lift?
03:35
Oh my God.
03:37
There's no skill.
03:39
It shut up.
03:40
If you don't have coma toast on here, I'm going to be so mad judgy
03:45
much.
03:46
I'm sorry.
03:47
It's just listen, I know skillet Green Day MC R just like I know
03:53
there's levels to this.
03:57
Yeah, you are.
03:58
We have more in common than I thought two MP in a pack.
04:08
Hey, babe, for ending, late and end game.
04:15
What's, what's end game, you know, write or die forever and
04:19
ever.
04:21
So we're old and crippled.
04:25
OK?
04:28
Yeah.
04:29
Good.
04:30
It's like that.
04:31
Can I put something on?
04:32
Oh No, no, no, not that you saw that already.
04:36
He's hot with that one.
04:38
What are you gonna say anything?
04:46
Um You know what?
04:50
Maybe like work on keeping your dick in your fucking pants
04:54
Um I can't do this.
04:56
So just go, just fucking go.
05:02
Ok?
05:10
Yeah, morning.
05:33
So like, no, I'm trying to get this apartment to surprise yourself
05:41
for our anniversary and I don't have the money.
05:44
Yo, yo, it's about time, bro.
05:48
That's a big step for you guys.
05:49
I'm proud of you.
05:51
Thank you.
05:54
But shouldn't you look like I don't know, a little bit happier
05:57
about the whole thing.
06:04
Shut up.
06:06
You know, I did hear that they're hiring hookah guys at the
06:09
top of my place maybe.
06:11
Oh The doctor said I can't be around hookah.
06:13
I'm four days sober.
06:16
Who doesn't have nicotine, bro?
06:19
Wait, who got nicotine?
06:21
Are you dumb on purpose?
06:24
Yo, why don't you just pick up extra shit at the barber shop
06:27
You know, can't do it because they cut the hours already.
06:31
Like they have to have less people in there.
06:32
And it's like I'm basically part time right now.
06:40
Mommy would kill me twice if I have people coming in here.
06:44
You know like that.
06:48
Hey, is here, I'm sorry.
06:50
The door was open.
07:01
Two jake from State Farm.
07:08
No.
07:09
Fuck it.
07:10
That's what she said, oh yeah, mom made me go with her to some
07:26
lady's funeral or Rivera.
07:31
I heard you and Conor broke up no more.
07:34
Connor.
07:39
How does everyone know my shit?
07:41
Huh.
07:43
Huh.
07:45
You're in marketing, right?
07:47
We, I need your help.
07:48
So I'm, you know, Tucci had this idea and um, we're gonna do
07:54
like a private barber business.
08:04
So you gonna help us out with that?
08:07
Don't you already work at a barbershop?
08:09
No, he does, he does, he needs the extra cash because he's trying
08:12
to get a credit for him and just shut up.
08:17
I know that's exactly what I said.
08:19
That's exactly what I said.
08:21
Are you gonna help us?
08:24
I mean, I don't know.
08:25
What time do you get out of work?
08:27
Ok, so you can do something after your job that way it doesn't
08:31
interfere with your hours already.
08:33
So you can do house calls too.
08:35
Um Just be safe, you know, wear masks.
08:39
Have you wear masks?
08:41
But you can start with the guys at my job.
08:42
That's like 8, 10 dudes right there.
08:44
There you go.
08:46
Job.
08:47
What job?
08:48
The DJ job, the bartender job.
08:51
The pyramid screen that you try to get my mother on.
08:54
Is it the sex work that you think?
08:55
I don't know about?
08:58
That's my cue.
08:59
Um Congrats for you just, I'm super stoked.
09:02
I cannot freaking wait.
09:03
Um I'm not gonna say anything.
09:06
I promise.
09:06
I like some people.
09:07
I can keep a fricking secret.
09:09
Put that in your little group chat.
09:11
Right.
09:12
I don't care where it's at.
09:13
Just, I want some.
09:41
No.