Girl, I'm so sorry that I had to hang up on you like that yesterday
I can't hear you mommy's cleaning.
So guess who I ran into yesterday?
You know, I hate guessing games.
Just tell me, ok, just tell me girl Connor, Connor is back in
Your ex Connor, seriously for what you say like I didn't ask
because I didn't wanna sound like desperate or whatever.
So all that yelling and spazzing out over the phone.
Was you being cool, calm and collected?
So I punched him in the face and I was like fix it.
Jesus and Jesus was like new phone.
Yeah, because nothing says wipe me up like shoving a tampon
Listen, do you still want to go out and celebrate your new job
I think I said we have to celebrate your new job is having a house
party tonight and I think we should go and have a drink.
So yeah, you think that's funny?
But you won't be laughing when I tell that you were the one who
Um so today we are going to celebrate that.
Uh we're going out with my cousin Giselle and yeah, so rule
of thumb when it comes to Dominican moms, if you want to be allowed
to go anywhere, whether you're 18 or 35 you need to do some chores
before they let you out and earn your get out of jail free card
We are looking right now.
There is a walk who lives in the fricking building without
Ok, I gotta work out more what my life was.