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Dique Buscando Un Trabajo

Mia moves back home with her mom after spending a few years away at college, and she is quickly reminded as to why she left in the first place. Nonetheless, she conforms herself to the expectations of her mother.
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Hey guys, it's Mia and for today's vlog trying to that approach
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in here, I'm cheating death and exposing hate for what it is
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She and I compose the plate but I'm here by the great did excuse
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me, we're, we're not open so far.
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Oh I'm here about the job.
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Yeah.
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No, we uh we actually just hired someone.
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So thanks for coming.
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The signs that we're hiring.
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Yeah, just like I said, we, we just hired someone but thanks
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for coming.
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You know what man, I just, you got this calm and professional
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Uh I really need this job like I have so many.
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No, I have to help my mom with that and like my student loans
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are creeping up.
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They're like, do you know how much I owe my student loans?
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Do you know girl out name Mia Gomez age?
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Oh, actually forget it.
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You're definitely over 21.
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Have you ever been arrested?
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You mean like recently?
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I that's a no on your time I'm talking, I can go ahead and I can
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start you off tonight.
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We'll see how you do.
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I just gotta figure out where to put you.
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Oh tonight uh I just have to move some things around.
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What's your name?
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Oh, my name is, but you can call me.
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You don't like a song.
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So you just have to call him like vagina.
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No, it's, you know what?
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I don't really care what you call it.
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You know how to make drinks, right?
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No, I never, you're fine and congratulations.
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You, did you ever have me call you vagina or anything like that
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You're definitely just, you know, no, you don't have to worry
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about me because I prefer penis pie trap.
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You know, it's like, no, OK, so no on the vagina jokes.
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All right, here's a list of our drinks.
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Get familiar with them.
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Our signature drink is the flaming bur and sometimes it just
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writes itself.
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OK?
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And this is your uniform.
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I'm assuming you're an extra large.
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Um Go ahead.
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Oh, maybe like wear a bra or something, you know, have the girls
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facing in the same direction, like what direction?
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But this is for you, you know, because you get more tips that
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way.
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So um oh professional.
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Got it.
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Yes, girl, she loved me.
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She had me on the spot.
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Yeah.
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Yes, we have to celebrate.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my gosh.
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Um Let me call you back.
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Hold on.
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I have something for your first instinct.
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You put a in there.
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They're good at stopping those bleeds.
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I thought I'm gonna show up Grey's Anatomy.
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No archer.
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What a great welcome home.
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From my favorite Dominican.
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You know me the height committee a prior heights.
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The boy be to the carpet on the bike with the songs.