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OK, so we have two days to find your fake boyfriend and take
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this party, which he's obviously having just to mess with
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me like, so what do I do now?
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So how about you just go to the party with yourself and just
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tell me you got stuck at work.
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No, he's gonna know I'm lying.
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You guys are both losers if you ask me.
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Now turn the knife counterclockwise.
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What is he dumped me?
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How I look going back to him after that.
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That's how, so today we are, I kind of made up a fake boyfriend
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which I now have to take to my ex's party, but it's all good because
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my cousin's just out like she has a plan and she's the best problem
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So this is what we're gonna do.
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We're gonna sign you up on one of these little dating apps.
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May have singles in your area just out.
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You're supposed to be the one with the good ideas like what
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Dominican do you know that's using a dating app?
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I mean, you're desperate, right?
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So take care of make believe Romeo Santos to the party then
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Let be sure to, it's so stupid.
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Oh my gosh, this app thing isn't working at all.
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I've been getting all day, all day are penis pictures.
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Like dick picks like how are you even supposed to pick a date
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from a penis lineup?
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So forget the app that look.
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How about we go out tomorrow night?
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I'm sure you'll find someone else say this.
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So you said I I making here.
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No, I I'm just gonna go head home.
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No, I'm so hey, Mia, what's up girl?
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I love your hair like this.
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Henry always tells me I look like and shit he's always like
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ok, why it's not like we're attached to the hip or anything
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you know, looking very beautiful this evening.
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Can I buy you guys a drink?
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That's gonna be a hard pass.
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Tyson used to bully you.
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Oh yeah, I mean she looks great though like should I go say hi
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I mean I don't see why not?
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That was like a million years ago, right?
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So all right first still a bitch.
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Hey, hey, hey, it was just no, thank you.
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Anyway, visible with the face mask come out here, ok.
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Oh Hey, what are you doing here?
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Oh You know I work here now since you took my other jobs.
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So you you here by yourself?
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I'm actually waiting on Stacy back.
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And what's about to say because being here by yourself is uh
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don't worry, I'll stay here yo to keep you company, you know
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That's, yeah, you like it.
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It's different when people say that.
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I mean, yo, seriously, dude.
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Hey, hey, listen, I'm gonna invite you to the VIP session with
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me, get drinks, but now you're going to get you.
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He's been at this shit like the whole night darn though.
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He's been here before.
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He's a terrible tipper.
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Terrible on the house.
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Honestly, I think I'm just gonna head home.
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I can't, he's staring at you girl.
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I see you've seen me.
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Hey, come on home, start from it.
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You know, I usually charge for my service with me of a girl.
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I'll take care of a charity case.
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Um What's your name?
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You, you wanna drink?
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You can dance and drink your watch.
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Oh, it's time and time for the main protein and the scent.
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Do you, do you care for one?
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Those are, those are eggs.
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This is how we maintain and stay strong.
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II I think we have a future together and I really promise that
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Yeah, there's enough to go around.
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But honestly I feel like what?
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No, I think we're, I think we're gonna go.
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It was very nice meeting you whenever you have a good night
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I think we have a future.
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How are you doing, bud?
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Let me how I uh engage with the ladies.
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You uh no, I'm good.
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Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
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Do you know today is my, this is why I don't go out anymore.
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No, I think she'll be fine.
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There's, there's plenty, man.
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I'm here to support team, man now.
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Hey uh my mother makes those brother bring those back special
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I appreciate you, man.
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I didn't wanna have to get, she's like, you know what, I'm just
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I'm not gonna go because I'm gonna look really stupid showing
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But I'm always the third fucking wheel though.
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But just call me then when you get there.
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So I'm not standing there by myself like I'm a all right bye
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So what do you wear when you can't find a fake boyfriend to take
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to your ex's party and you have to show up by yourself like the
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Could you do me a solid?
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The girl that I was supposed to bring me.
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So apparently she had a last minute dick appointment.
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I think she's being honest though.
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I'm not entirely sure this is a good idea, but right.
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No kissing and hey, hey, how about you?
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Try to keep your hands to yourself because I'm not just a piece
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Because I'm a whole snack by, of course.
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God, help me goddamn it.
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