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This is my favorite vino and Emma has that legendary palate
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So, Emma, what do you think?
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Well, it's, it tastes like shit.
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It, it tastes like shit.
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Specifically a cow shit.
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It is an Oregon, but that's a French varietal.
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This is definitely French.
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That's exactly right.
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But it's from Oregon.
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You not going to leave me.
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Oh God, she's right.
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I think one more time you're gonna find that.
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Imagine you're a soft, soft spoken, reserved, shy person
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still, you know, you have a will of steel and insurmountable
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Given your quiet nature, you tend to think that your opinion
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is overlooked at family meals.
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Your mother confuses you for your cousin, Lola at social outings
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Friends will forget you've gone to the bathroom and leave
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the restaurant without you at work.
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You've grown a little resentful because you're pretty sure
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your boss simply forgot.
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He seems surprised every time you submit a time card.
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You want to be more assertive.
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You want to stand out.
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You're ready to make your mark you get your chance when you're
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invited to a company wide retreat.
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This event is an opportunity to show your leadership skills
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in front of your boss.
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Finally get his attention and professional respect.
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The company getaway gets started with the staff and a talent
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a talent show, a pageant for you and your colleagues to put
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your hobbies and general mediocrity on display.
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You'll all draw pencils.
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You pick the shortest one making you the stage manager of the
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First, you decide on a Broadway musical, you pick your favorite
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from the motley crew assembled.
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You decide between those who will be cast and those who will
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You make Juan Lopez from hr your assistant because he was a
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theater major in college and because you want him to remember
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you when it comes time for your promotion, she wants it too
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The cast wants to reassign roles that better suit their personality
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One of these give me a split if you can, Juan wants to change
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Actually hold on one second real quick.
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Just a small adjustment.
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Uh I think it should be a little more, you know, kind of bringing
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the sex scene, right?
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We're adults do one of these.
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This is a family music.
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Your boss tells you, you only have three hours of rehearsal
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and you negotiate for five by blackmailing him.
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I don't know if you want them to see this and even though colleagues
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protest your demands and some cower away from you in fear,
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there's nothing anyone can do because, and that's what it
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The captain doesn't have the Marinara.
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I get, I think Greece has a lot of reductive gender roles.
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So that's probably, I would agree with that.
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That's as true today as it's ever been in the fifties.
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But, ok, can you guys give an example how to apply?
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Uh I would say if you're in an Italian restaurant, don't order
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Chinese or don't pay how to leave without paying.
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That's five finger marine.
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It's your interpretation.
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You know, more people steal cheese than any other thing I heard
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Yeah, there was something in like the Wall Street Journal
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or Marinara Captain.
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