This is my favorite vino and Emma has that legendary palate
So, Emma, what do you think?
Well, it's, it tastes like shit.
It, it tastes like shit.
Specifically a cow shit.
It is an Oregon, but that's a French varietal.
This is definitely French.
That's exactly right.
But it's from Oregon.
You not going to leave me.
Oh God, she's right.
I think one more time you're gonna find that.
Imagine you're a soft, soft spoken, reserved, shy person
still, you know, you have a will of steel and insurmountable
Given your quiet nature, you tend to think that your opinion
is overlooked at family meals.
Your mother confuses you for your cousin, Lola at social outings
Friends will forget you've gone to the bathroom and leave
the restaurant without you at work.
You've grown a little resentful because you're pretty sure
your boss simply forgot.
He seems surprised every time you submit a time card.
You want to be more assertive.
You want to stand out.
You're ready to make your mark you get your chance when you're
invited to a company wide retreat.
This event is an opportunity to show your leadership skills
in front of your boss.
Finally get his attention and professional respect.
The company getaway gets started with the staff and a talent
a talent show, a pageant for you and your colleagues to put
your hobbies and general mediocrity on display.
You'll all draw pencils.
You pick the shortest one making you the stage manager of the
First, you decide on a Broadway musical, you pick your favorite
from the motley crew assembled.
You decide between those who will be cast and those who will
You make Juan Lopez from hr your assistant because he was a
theater major in college and because you want him to remember
you when it comes time for your promotion, she wants it too
The cast wants to reassign roles that better suit their personality
One of these give me a split if you can, Juan wants to change
Actually hold on one second real quick.
Just a small adjustment.
Uh I think it should be a little more, you know, kind of bringing
the sex scene, right?
We're adults do one of these.
This is a family music.
Your boss tells you, you only have three hours of rehearsal
and you negotiate for five by blackmailing him.
I don't know if you want them to see this and even though colleagues
protest your demands and some cower away from you in fear,
there's nothing anyone can do because, and that's what it
The captain doesn't have the Marinara.
I get, I think Greece has a lot of reductive gender roles.
So that's probably, I would agree with that.
That's as true today as it's ever been in the fifties.
But, ok, can you guys give an example how to apply?
Uh I would say if you're in an Italian restaurant, don't order
Chinese or don't pay how to leave without paying.
That's five finger marine.
It's your interpretation.
You know, more people steal cheese than any other thing I heard
Yeah, there was something in like the Wall Street Journal
or Marinara Captain.