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This is my third nurse this week.
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I've already gone in for urban Latina mom, urban Latina teacher
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and urban Latina cop.
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Apparently my brand is urban Latina.
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Wait, we're going in for the same thing.
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This is an English speaking role.
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Do you not hear me speaking perfectly?
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She saw in the subway.
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This one homeless guy just start yelling at me.
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You don't have to say it.
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Don't even give it any.
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I don't think I can audition this way.
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I mean, I use it for the scene.
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Anyway, it's um, it's a phrase, you know, it's like, uh let's
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say you and your boyfriend need a weekend away, underpaid
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You want to leave the city for a night or two and clear your head
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Let's leave the city for a night or two.
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You ask an old wealthy friend from college who you rarely talk
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I can, oh, I hate that bitch.
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And who you never really liked the first place.
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So if you can borrow her house and rind back, I just got married
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and after a three hour long conversation, did you learn sign
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language during which you order new cat food, trim your toenails
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and reorganize your kitchen's junk drawer.
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You then ask your morose upstairs neighbor who overshares
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their problems with you in the hallway.
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I can't be having some bitch take my motherfucker steps if
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you can borrow their car after they tell you again about their
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failed veterinary career and renewed interest in online
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dating, they hand you the keys, you hit the road, you drive
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two hours in a vehicle that doesn't have proper heating and
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then gets way too hot.
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You forget to bring cash for the tolls and have to wait for a
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You eat some fast food, which you never do and then can't find
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a bathroom upon arrival.
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You realize you forgot the Virginia Woolf book you've been
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needing to read for the past 12 years in which you were sure
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you would finish in 48 hours.
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Once you get settled in, you put on your boots and head out for
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a hike shortly after you step outside, you run into the very
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person you wanted to get away from you.
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So I'm trying to make a fire.
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Well, I can't make these, first of all, I managed to lose her
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by pretending you see a UFO and continue on your way.
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But dark clouds gather and thunder growls above you.
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It starts to rain in spite of all.
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You keep going anyway.
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That's what you got it.
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So you'll live happily ever after.
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So you're happy but you, but you want to be happy, like, make
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new friends but keep the old, it's more about the circumstance
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Like the situation, like resilience, you know, like, like
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like dance, like nobody's watching but like, do it, like
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