This is my third nurse this week.
I've already gone in for urban Latina mom, urban Latina teacher
and urban Latina cop.
Apparently my brand is urban Latina.
Wait, we're going in for the same thing.
This is an English speaking role.
Do you not hear me speaking perfectly?
She saw in the subway.
This one homeless guy just start yelling at me.
You don't have to say it.
Don't even give it any.
I don't think I can audition this way.
I mean, I use it for the scene.
Anyway, it's um, it's a phrase, you know, it's like, uh let's
say you and your boyfriend need a weekend away, underpaid
You want to leave the city for a night or two and clear your head
Let's leave the city for a night or two.
You ask an old wealthy friend from college who you rarely talk
I can, oh, I hate that bitch.
And who you never really liked the first place.
So if you can borrow her house and rind back, I just got married
and after a three hour long conversation, did you learn sign
language during which you order new cat food, trim your toenails
and reorganize your kitchen's junk drawer.
You then ask your morose upstairs neighbor who overshares
their problems with you in the hallway.
I can't be having some bitch take my motherfucker steps if
you can borrow their car after they tell you again about their
failed veterinary career and renewed interest in online
dating, they hand you the keys, you hit the road, you drive
two hours in a vehicle that doesn't have proper heating and
then gets way too hot.
You forget to bring cash for the tolls and have to wait for a
You eat some fast food, which you never do and then can't find
a bathroom upon arrival.
You realize you forgot the Virginia Woolf book you've been
needing to read for the past 12 years in which you were sure
you would finish in 48 hours.
Once you get settled in, you put on your boots and head out for
a hike shortly after you step outside, you run into the very
person you wanted to get away from you.
So I'm trying to make a fire.
Well, I can't make these, first of all, I managed to lose her
by pretending you see a UFO and continue on your way.
But dark clouds gather and thunder growls above you.
It starts to rain in spite of all.
You keep going anyway.
That's what you got it.
So you'll live happily ever after.
So you're happy but you, but you want to be happy, like, make
new friends but keep the old, it's more about the circumstance
Like the situation, like resilience, you know, like, like
like dance, like nobody's watching but like, do it, like