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That Mexican OT, Jenny 69, Alaina Castillo and Villas Tacos

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That Mexican OT fights an imaginary grizzly bear, Jenny 69 gives Sasha Merci some literal fresh tips, Arcangel reveals the secret to his smokin’ success, and singer/gamer Alaina Castillo trashes our host Josh in Mario Bros. Wonder. Plus the boys from La Platica, the secret of Villa's Tacos' success and cameos from DoKnow and Lil Mo Mozzarella.
Show transcript
00:02
Yo, what up?
00:03
Thanks for coming to the party.
00:05
We're gonna play some cards with Jesus.
00:06
We're gonna hang out with Ivana Jazz and Glory and I might
00:09
make some drinks. Let's go.
00:22
Angeles California when a lot.
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Alright man, we with grandma,
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let's go baby whole out of this whole lot of that going
00:39
on, baby. Let's go.
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My love. Peace.
00:44
We broke out of me.
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You know the way you was a baby and you just naturally
00:50
started crawling and you naturally started talking.
00:53
That's why I just naturally started rapping.
00:56
Yeah. So like I didn't choose,
00:57
it should have chose me.
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You know, I definitely wasn't born with it either.
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I had to learn it.
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I love you too.
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And my mama died when I was eight and I ended up
01:07
writing my first song about that and I used to go see
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my father in prison.
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I used to rap to him like I would rap to him
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through the glass and he'd be like,
01:13
man, fuck that radio.
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I wanna hear what you gotta say.
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So you know the fact that I can still have my father
01:19
with me, man is a beautiful thing.
01:21
But I want you to know that he's here because all of
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you would make that possible for me.
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I wasn't a kid thinking like,
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oh my father wants me to write.
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My mother just died.
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I got something to talk about.
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I just, I just had that notepad and it just came
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you know, I didn't,
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I didn't think of it.
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I just did anything I do.
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I don't think I just do.
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You know what I'm saying?
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And like I do greatness on accident.
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I do great shit on accident.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Like that whole like my mama died.
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I was supposed to go move to Arizona and live in
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Arizona. I was supposed to live in Phoenix.
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You know what I'm saying?
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But it ended up for some reason,
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it just ended up not happening,
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you know what I'm saying?
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But I mean, think of it that Mexican oaz,
01:57
that doesn't sound the same right from a Mexican ot in LA
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I ain't ever leaving Texas.
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I come from a bloodline of cowboys like this shit is not
02:09
just for the camera.
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Hell no. Turn out all this shit.
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It's just dodge playing and he just lined the dominos up and
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they just falling perfectly for me.
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You see what I'm saying?
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That's why I'm grateful.
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That's why I go so hard at what I do.
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That's why I cherish this shit because like I can't cook,
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I got a horrible temper.
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I suck at following rules.
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I don't wanna fucking talk to nobody.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Like, I don't,
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I don't, I just suck at the Real World.
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I don't know. Imagine this just sitting on the porch smoking
02:43
a blunt, they see a spaceship come up above you,
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they land, they start walking towards you when you're sitting on
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your porch. What do you do next?
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Does the alien have three cities or two bajas?
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We're in, we're in outer space now.
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It's a whole different world out there.
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The first song you're showing them right now.
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USA For Africa. DRS are beautiful.
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You ever seen them fight?
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You can fuck up ostrich.
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Hell no. What the fuck?
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An ostrich that motherfucker hit you on your noggin boy.
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No, I haven't.
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But the fucking neck muscle on that motherfucker is stronger than a
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whore's neck muscle. If you had to fight one or the
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other gorilla or grizzly bear,
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I think a bear will kick the Mexican on t the ass
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If you ever see me in a fight,
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help the bell. Hey,
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would you, would you rather be buried alive for 24 hours
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OK? Or buried Nick like up to your neck.
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So like your head's out for 48 hours.
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So I have servers on my phone,
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your butt ass. N I could probably do the 48 hours
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of my head out because the bitch could still come and sit
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on my face. He said no matter what the head goes
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Pitch it definitely smoke you.
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Let's get it. Yeah,
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I can do this with our likes and subscribe and word of
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mouth. I can't do this without your support.
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So the fact that y'all love,
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that's why I go so hard.
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Air it out, air it out.
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I'm gonna leave him to pop the gangster cowboy out of Texas
04:10
in New York. Fucking with them.
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Jewel F Johnny saying I'm a fool in the Bronx walking with
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a tool. Oh Yes,
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I came here to fix it.
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I could work and manifest baby.
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But no, I can't predict shit enough for the slick shit
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Why I hear you asking questions but never see your ass
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Listen, sit your ass.
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Don't pay attention, pull off my face and I'll show you
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what's underneath. I need a shower and bathe and all bleach
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I'm killing anything to stand in arm reach.
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Gotta slap with so fat looking like it's a palm tree.
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Grand. Thank you.
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So thank you so much,
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baby. It's love and it's peace,
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man. For so many blessings.
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See y do I hope we can circle back.
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You found your boo.
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You stay. Oh Damn.
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OK. That's a lot of unos I'm where I'm at.
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So I, I'm sorry,
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I'm doing math slow.
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No, she's always my best friend doesn't matter.
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Yo. Come on.
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Ye. Hey, yo,
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get out of here.
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Yo, you're drinking.
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You lost, you lost,
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you took a shot.
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You took a shot.
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You shot, you get out of here,
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you're a loser. Your,
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you, your family is your house.
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No, that's drink the whole shit.
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I did, dude.
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I kissed my dog in the mouth.
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You guys owe us $50.
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I gotta hear you say we're playing for money.
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I said that I'm over it.
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You guys can't even count.
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Bye. I know what this game is is why you keep
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saying yah, you,
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what's the whole point of the y you're not even German.
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OK. What up an it's Josh and we're here with Elena
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and we're gonna be playing Mario Kart and Super Mario wonder I'm
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gonna win. And if he says he's going to win,
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he won't because if you're not in first place,
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you're in last because if you're not first,
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you're trash. What are you?
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I'm going for first place.
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Oh, she's confident,
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confident. I have three brothers.
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So I think competitiveness just comes with me.
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All right. Let's get it.
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Let's see. Oh,
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wait, I didn't hold the thing.
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We taught you how to drift.
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Yep. I have to use smoking me in the street.
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This streel will lead me to victory.
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Can't see. I cannot see the ink.
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Please. Wait. You're in third.
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Oh Wait. How does it feel to suck?
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She's rubbing it in.
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I have a banana.
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This is really making me feel like I'm streaming on twit.
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This is nice. What would people say right now to you
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if they saw you playing this?
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Oh my gosh, they'd be like Elena,
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press this button. Elena,
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what are you doing?
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Oh my gosh, Elena,
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you're there for the vibes.
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I'm there for the vibes.
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Yes, that's what I tell people because really I do wanna
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win and be the best game player of all time,
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but I can't be that bitch.
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So I just say I'm there for that.
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Let's try to not suck.
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Fuck. I just fell,
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not doing very well.
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That's OK. Oh Is this what we're doing?
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Whoever you want, ok.
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I'm toad. I want to be a boy.
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What's your favorite Cruising song of yours recently?
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It's actually been running water cause I just released that one.
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So you still want that cozy b no matter what.
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Oh Yes, cozy.
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Always cozy. Always cozy is top tier importance.
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I mean, look at us,
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we're in our onesies right now.
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Exactly. Oh Wait,
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that's so cute. How are you so good.
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One day I will win.
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I can't even look at you.
07:50
Nobody wants to sponsor you.
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You suck. But it is for myself.
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No one else deserves this but me.
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Oh Wow. So you're one of those people.
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I'm the opposite of fuck everybody who helped everybody else.
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Fuck you. They never helped me.
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What else do you do for fun besides play tons of video
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games? You know,
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I go to the studio and I make music and I also
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I paint some describe one of the pieces to us.
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You have to, I have this song that is gonna come
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out in 2024 and it's about like being sad from your past
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but also not letting it kind of define who you are
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and saying goodbye, but also just a little optimistic,
08:27
like it's time to move on type thing.
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So we're playing Mario Wonder and we're on the same team.
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Nice. What's the game you play on a date?
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Something like this, you know,
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something cute and fun.
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How do I fly?
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You're playing a different game right now.
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I'm like a passenger princess right now.
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Obviously you're not going to per day anymore.
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But if you go on a first date and they play your
08:44
music, is that weird?
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I wanna say no,
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but maybe because I kind of want someone who like,
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well, I literally have a boyfriend right now that I,
08:53
that I love. I would wanna like bond off of
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something, you know,
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unknown. I'm an elephant now.
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Oh, there it is.
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Oh, yeah. Wait,
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no, see you.
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See, you see you.
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It's good, please,
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please, please help me,
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please. Wait, let me see.
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Oh, ok. Go,
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go, go, go,
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run, run, run,
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run, run, run,
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run, run. We did it,
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we did it. I beat her in Mario Kart.
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I'm in denial. I'll be back because you're not first,
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you're last, we're out,
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we're out here. This is the real party.
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I'm at the table.
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Bye at the heart.
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Women. I never.
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All right. All right.
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Via was taking over the my I don't want no problems.
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All right, John,
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if you look at our taco,
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chances are you've never seen a taco like that.
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If you put all the tacos of Los Angeles,
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all next to each other,
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the one taco you'll be able to identify is most likely our
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taco. How do you like the tacos?
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Fantastic. Best in L A baby.
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I need to separate myself from everybody else.
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And then that's when I incorporated the blue corn tortilla.
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Like let me do something different.
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I rolled the dice on it.
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And then that's when I like designed the taco.
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I made it one time and I never switched the recipe,
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but it's perfect. Oh Delicious.
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Oh finesse. You got the pinky out.
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This is not a dream.
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This is real life.
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L A didn't have his own tacos until we came in the
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scene. Now we have our thing called tacos de Los Angeles
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Let me see that play right there.
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Chefs here. I need to say that.
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What do you say that?
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Who told you to make tacos?
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My grandma's the one that taught me the secret to good cooking
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As long as you cook everything with love,
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everything's gonna taste that much better.
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It's quality over quantity here,
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high quality ingredients. Tacos.
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Villa tacos is, is all about love and about making you
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feel welcome, making you feel at home.
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We wouldn't be here talking with you or getting ready for service
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and getting ready to open up our second restaurant at the Grand
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Central Market. My BS taco number two big things.
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Good things coming 26 ft.
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Highest sign in the Grand Central Market to see this.
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And it's like so surreal.
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What up Laura? Hey,
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did you know there's 40% more women in college than men?
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That's lit. Wait,
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is that your pickup line?
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I should go back to college,
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dude. I thought we were gonna dance.
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Yo, yo sa or in crema by Mitu.
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So participant Ma ma legendary files and Grisso impo Conca de Gringo
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Para esto sta Domingos Crema by Mitu Ramos Aqui Chingo
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You guys need clean nails too.
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I feel like if a guy has dirt under their nails,
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girl, they got a dirty day.
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You could pull it up in case because we work because we
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wanna eat good man.
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Dress good. We wanna sleep good.
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We wanna, hey,
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it's Jenny 69 and we're gonna be getting into nails and shit
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with my homegirl Sasha.
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So what does 69 stand for 69 stands for whatever you want
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it to mean. Oh y pussy pink breast cancer.
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We love that. And then our second option is this one
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is in the shade Booty hole brown.
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I think I like booty hole brown.
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We're here for the brown.
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Exactly. Especially like when you want to hold it you know
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this matches the whole moment.
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Yes. Damn girl.
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Look at your cuticles.
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Yo, I'm freaking so stuff.
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Look at me, I'm dusty.
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I'm dusty. Crusty.
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Musty. Yo. They sizing really good like they were meant
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for me. They're so cute.
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See if your fingernails match.
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They probably do. Yeah,
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they do. Yes.
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Magical booty hole brown in my booty hole.
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How do you define Bon.
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Bon? I feel like is a mujer and Porada makes her
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own decisions and it takes care of her kids.
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Is there like a bon catchphrase?
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Antes Muerta que cenla.
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Oh ante muerta Queila.
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You heard that? That's a very bon.
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But what does the length of your nail say about a person
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Some of the girls that have really long nails are lazy
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and don't do shit around the house.
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I'm just gonna say that I can only like I'm just speaking
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for myself because I'm lazy and I don't do shit around the
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house. Girls that have a medium length are very much like
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the pretty clean cut girls.
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What about a business girl?
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Like what, what type of nails does she get medium length
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in short? I feel like this is very business girl.
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Nails. The ones that I'm putting on you.
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You heard it here first?
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It's very million dollar pussy.
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Oh my God. Three bitches.
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And do guys need clean nails too?
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Do they have to have clean nails?
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I feel like if a guy has dirt under their nails girl
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They got a dirty d get that shit away from me
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No, ma'am.
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He will fuck up your whole PPH bacterial vaginosis.
15:49
I'm not a shallow girl but please just hygiene.
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Wash your collas and wash your mouth.
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Thank you. And that goes for girls too.
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That is so fucking pretty.
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They look super cute.
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I love it. Definitely.
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D grabber. It's gross.
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These are D grabber size,
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right? Do you feel like size matters?
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Absolutely. Definitely. So this is the final step you guys
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That's why I love these little press on moments because it
16:19
already comes with the French tip.
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And 01 thing I hate is like when the bitches don't get
16:24
my French tip, right?
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So since these are like computer made,
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it's like a fresh nice French tip every single time.
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So what's next for you,
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Jenny? I have a tanner coming out and then also my
16:35
hairline is called Pul Galas.
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So I'm launching hair extensions and where can I buy stomach hair
16:42
extensions? Well, follow me on Instagram and then I'll keep
16:45
you updated with the launch and everything because like it's,
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this is top secret.
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Oh the nails look cute.
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Oh my God, this is crazy.
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I look like hers.
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I look like I'm a Herz,
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right? It looks like a a hearts.
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This is crazy. Like I look like a whole bitch.
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You really do. I was half a bitch before you make
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you built the bitch.
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Debate now the attention is here.
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Come here, now,
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go away. Come here now,
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leave. Come here.
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No, come here but leave.
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OK. Look at these circumcised fingers.
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So this was nails and shit with my homegirl Sasha.
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I gave it a little buzz down.
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French chip, Tatiana nails.
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How you feeling? Sis?
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I'm feeling good. This booty hole brown is really,
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really making me feel like a brand new chick.
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So I'm gonna be acting brand new.
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So if you thought you knew me,
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you don't. Yeah.
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Yeah. We are about to transform Jesus into the drippies swag
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Sexiest man in the western hemisphere.
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And this isn't going to be easy.
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So we couldn't just do it us to,
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we had to call back up.
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Hey, what's up?
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I'm Lex Orozco Cabral and I've probably styled your favorite artist.
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Oh, come on when you called me,
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I thought it was a prank call.
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We're at X studios.
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Not a lot of people can get in here,
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but you did ask for the top tier pack and they were
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meant to VIP. Yeah,
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I heard a lot about you.
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All your first impressions on Muhammad.
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Has you looking a real cozy boy?
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You know what? That's it.
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I'm a cozy boy.
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I really just want to change his style.
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We're going to the penthouse with it,
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please. You have to let me do my thing.
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Don't be scared. I trust you.
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I love his confidence,
18:49
my personal style. Very Bisa very eccentric.
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Very Pueblo meets Prada.
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I'm like ghetto. Fabulous.
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You wear the clothes?
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Don't let the clothes wear you d at it like that.
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Don't dress too impressed.
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Dress too undressed. I want to try everything at least once
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So you're AEX,
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you're, you're being crazy,
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dude. I've noticed that there's a lot of different styles.
19:13
Like, what is these styles?
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What you guys are doing?
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What is it, is there a thing?
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Is it called something or is it just I do what I
19:19
want? Some people are cozy.
19:20
Some people are extra.
19:21
There is multi to style.
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I'm Mexican so I like to turn up Myra with my shit
19:28
But like I'm wearing Rick Owens with my little Mexicali vest
19:33
So it's about high and low end or you know,
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culture and kind. Oh I like this nineties mafioso vibes.
19:42
This is a sexy c be afraid of used,
19:44
used is good after the club.
19:49
A little soccer game.
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Do I have any favorite pieces in my collection?
19:52
That would be like picking a favorite child?
19:54
That's impossible. They're all unique in their own way.
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If my house was on fire,
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I would break the window and throw the racks out before my
20:04
body left the room skydiving on a US too.
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Let me see how you feeling.
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I feel like confidence coming out like I don't care.
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I'm not even trying to gas you up,
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bro. You look good.
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Gosh, don't say that because I'll kiss your lips right now
20:19
Dude. Anybody ever told you how nice chest hair you
20:25
have guys? I feel breeze.
20:30
I feel like I'm going to wear a coffee in L A
20:33
and not feel weird,
20:34
bro. Your chest and nipple ratio is actually really nice.
20:38
I appreciate that. I think which of her went away.
20:40
The Matrix is here everybody.
20:43
Wow. Wow, bro.
20:45
Too much. He's on the phone with success.
20:49
Send him the three mil We'll talk over lunch.
20:51
I got to go by.
20:53
The wife is giving like,
20:55
is he a mafioso with Izzy?
20:56
Does he own a ranch?
20:57
I, I love it like the chain two matching the shoes
21:01
It's the pose for me.
21:02
Can we get into that?
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Look at that and just the color I feel like saying things
21:07
about love this. This is too much.
21:10
I think we need one more.
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OK. Oh my God,
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this is it right here.
21:18
Ladies and gentlemen, this is,
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oh my God. I just ran into y'all.
21:21
What's going on, man?
21:22
How's it going? I need those glasses,
21:25
cozy vibe and I just crank them up a small price to
21:30
pay to make you feel this good.
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It's not full sexy but it can get sexy.
21:34
You know, it,
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it can get y you trying to,
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we can, we can,
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we can make it happen.
21:43
That was something cool.
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I'm with Lex Jesus and Josh Sebastian.
21:48
Thank you so much for tuning in.
21:49
That was so much fun.
21:50
Thank you so much for having me and I'm so happy that
21:53
he's w where y'all guys win.
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I thought we thought we were sticking together where you guys live
21:59
You guys went to get a drink.
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Can I just give him something?
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I don't, I'm not sharing my shit,
22:05
bro. You could give them some.
22:06
Can you pour out of yours?
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I'll see you guys.
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I thought you guys going back,
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right? I'll be there.
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I'll be all right.
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Check on my back again.
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Do we pay for this?
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Pray my Yes,
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sir. Prayer. Who are you guys here with my mom
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We needed the handicap.
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So we brought her.
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Shout out to my ex.
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I'm so excited. Ready to go.
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Who are we talking?
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Shit about? How about getting our money?
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Hey, hey, oh these are entrepreneurs,
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invest in yourself. You are the best thing that you can
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put money into. So you know,
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you got to show the world who you are.
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How are you getting your money?
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My hustle it. What you mean?
22:59
What's the number one hustle?
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What's your favorite string?
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Porto Belo? I got my own string.
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So that's what I'm smoking because I like to smoke.
23:10
What is something that you look forward to coming to L A
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The food. We work because we want to eat good
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man. We wanna smoke good.
23:17
We wanna dress good,
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we wanna eat good.
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We wanna sleep good.
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We want, do you have sex with our Cael music the
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hell yeah. Is Aan Hill?
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Good sex music. What was it?
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That shit probably says I miss you.
23:33
Do you have a pickup line for someone you're talking to?
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You see this shit?
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You know, I'm a baddie 100%.
23:38
Watch out for this guy.
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Leave was I know a lot of shit because I can see
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what's que I, I never understand is like,
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what's up, you say whatever you want,
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that's all that's what's up.
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What's up, bro?
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What's up? Hey,
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swag, swag swag when I went to home is sometimes I
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said Klo OK. Que is just one time.
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Look at the drip.
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What's the deal? If you didn't do music,
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what would you do?
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I wanted to be an astronaut.
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You know, I look like I'm about to be on that
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stage. How does a can relax when it's time to take
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some time off? I go home.
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I spend time with my dogs.
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I have five Dobies.
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Dobermans. I have a giant Schnauzer.
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I have a Bengo cat.
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Yeah. And I,
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I take care of them.
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Like personally I prepare the food for them.
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I play with them.
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I show with them Pero,
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meta mini male and,
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and I'm always home smoking weed.
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My mama took my blunt away,
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bro. What's the deal?
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You know what time it is?
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Ar any other special projects coming up?
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I'm working on, on,
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on my new album Basque D do.
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Yes, sir. Oh,
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all right. Party.
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Don't stop. We're gonna rally you in.
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Let's get it. Are we good at golf though?
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Let's find out. Yeah.
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Let's get it on my baby.