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Cholos Try Tinder

Cholos & Cholas
Flashback but it'd be the same for Hinge and Bumble: show your lonjas.
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Oh shit, Beyonce look.
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No, no, no I can't say I want you swipe it.
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You got what?
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You swipe it.
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That's it.
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We never really called it dating.
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I don't know like you wanna kick it, you wanna hang out too like
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fucking seventies like you wanna go on a date?
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Carol.
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I'm not sure if you guys remember but I don't call them dates
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Oh yeah we just Netflix and chill huh?
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Something like girls.
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They were taking pictures like that from the top, from the
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side like show you a real self.
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We like the real thing, you know you got very smart so that you
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know just keep it real, you know, real old man love that.
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They don't tell you what what you know her baggage.
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She can't have more kids than me.
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Oh Get a girl who's smarter than you.
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You need a girl.
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She will help you.
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You know you need a girl smart and someone who has good credit
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My credit is Yeah, shut up.
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If I don't like him.
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What how come you got pictures of two girls most of the time
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Do they both come to you?
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Please do mention and I'm not currently single.
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It's only Tinder.
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I ain't trying to get shanked by any of your baby mama.
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That's real.
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I, I like her now, man.
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She gangster with it.
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She's smiling and having drinks.
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She's, she's a party girl but I don't care about ages.
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It's about what you're at.
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You can't see no flaws.
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It's like, it's preten color, eyes, smooth face, it's a blind
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date, but you've seen the pictures and not really a blind date
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but what's a blind date?
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Just when you're just like, hey, I got a friend and you got a
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friend and then they just make you up.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Those are the scary ones.
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The real work is going out there on foot patrol and meeting
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in person, face to face.
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Uh I don't like judging anybody just by the physical, especially
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me.
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Girls see me.
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They think I'm a player but I'm not, I mean, like I said, is if
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it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen.
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You go up there and just have a good, if you got a mouth piece
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you're good.
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If you square that just be real with yourself, just introduce
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yourself and that's it and take it from there and if she responds
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she responds.
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If you don't, then, hey, it's like the bus stop.
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There'll be another bus coming in 15 minutes.
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Me too.