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Spanish language TV has brainwashed us all! Sasha, Jesus, and Erik are sharing facts, crazy bully stories, and the wildest Silvertooth Kid of the Week video yet.
Show transcript
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Let me tell you something.
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I used to double dip on do on dates.
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I used to double dip, double dip.
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That's right.
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All right.
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Let me know double dip, right?
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OK.
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I will go out with a girl on the daytime, drop her off.
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We had a good night and then I would drop her off and then pick
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up another shortie because that's what that was.
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That was my life back in the day when I was dating, right?
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So you get two days in one, double dip, two days in one day.
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Welcome to three Gs on a pod.
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I'm your girl Sasha Mercy.
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I'm er I got, I mesmerized by your hands.
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You do a lot of this.
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I was like, I don't know what's happening.
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I'm Eric Rivera.
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R my name is this, this is a poet in the building.
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I already know.
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What's the, do you already know?
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We're gonna be me and the boys, we're gonna be chopping it up
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We're gonna be talking about life, we're gonna be talking
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about real stuff, we're gonna be talking about the things
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we see online.
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So make sure not only are you listening but tell a friend, be
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a friend, like, subscribe, review and share it.
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Do everything, hit all the buttons.
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I don't care what you do.
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Just, just, yeah, exactly.
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So, one of the things that I really want to talk about because
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I am so, so addicted to tiktok, I'm sick of tiktok.
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I just, you know what I got, I got beef with tiktok right now
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Why, why, why?
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Because, you know, you know what, I'm upset when I start speaking
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in Spanish, right?
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What I don't like is seeing these grown ass men out here and
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I swear to God Eric, I feel like you want tiktok on me.
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Why you got you, we boil it because you got the tiktok dad, the
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haircut, the face, the guys that are like on tiktok, these
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grown ass men are dancing on tiktok since when have this has
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been acceptable?
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This this Eric, you one your one black, this is some shit you'll
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do.
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This is some shit you'll do.
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Look at this in public grown ass man probably on his way to work
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He needs to work hard and, and buy himself a car because out
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here and shit no sense like this guy is legit in public putting
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his phone and I guarantee you this has been like three or four
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or five tries.
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You know, you think anybody else on this train or wait until
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everyone's, you know what I'm saying?
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It's gotta be one of those like he's just like, hold on everybody
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Nobody here.
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It's funny because, and then he's just like, and then he came
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in, someone come in, I got reset, I got reset and then they leave
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like who?
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You're a grown ass man.
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Get out of Tik Tok.
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Go.
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You know.
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You know what's scary?
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Those people vote.
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Yeah.
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Who are these people that are comfortable talking on their
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phone?
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I know Sasha is videos all the time.
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Hey, what's up?
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Y'all be like here talking me.
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I did it for Instagram, not tiktok.
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I mean that's the thing too.
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Like I remember when I first started watching tiktok, I was
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very like, addicted to it.
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But you're right.
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Like when I would see like these grown ass men like really,
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really dancing or like they, they don't have a shirt and you're
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watching this and like, you're like, man, this man be like
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yeah, doing the whole spaghetti roll and shit.
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Like me out when there's a group of friends doing it, the guys
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are like in line, one of them goes in, there's a little dance
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makes a cute little face and then the other guy comes in does
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the same little stupid dance but they're like 20 year olds
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and I'm just like, but, but I've never gone to my fucking homie's
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house and being like, hey dog, you don't wanna do tiktok.
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Like if I was in high school and tiktok is out, I guarantee you
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I would stop being their friends, I will punch them in the
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face.
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If a group of guys are just doing a tiktok on a, like a little
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like a line dance, I would.
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How does that even come up with news?
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Like, you know what I thought about, you know how I know you
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lying because that's how they get the girls now.
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Yes, that's how they get the girls.
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It's more, likes, more views more.
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First of all, what do you, what do you do for a living?
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Like these girls go, I, have you seen this, like whatever the
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heck the kid's name was, they make a dance.
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I was like, oh my God, he has like 5 million.
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I to God.
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If I ever see him, I'm gonna die.
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The, I'm gonna die.
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Look how much TV, you don't watch TV.
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And it's crazy because I remember growing up, I remember growing
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up and our parents would be like, you watch too much TV.
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Your brain is fried your brain now.
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You're like trying to get kids off of the, off of the phone to
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watch TV.
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To at least wean them off to like, go out because they don't
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even go out no more.
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I just started to trip out how many people are so comfortable
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being on their phones in public and how stupid they look like
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y'all look stupid and they have a full blown conversation
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like people aren't watching, I feel so uncomfortable doing
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it.
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There's no money you could get me for me to be a tiktok.
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There is, look, I'm gonna tell you this.
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That's what you're saying right now.
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But these people that are dedicated and you see them walking
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around and talking like those people, some of them made millions
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of dollars, a million dollars.
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I gotta come up with a club like, hey, can you promote?
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I start doing, hey, y'all, I'm gonna be at the it in your eyes
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you see it in your eyes?
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Like I'm always like, oh, I'm gonna create content.
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I'll go out for a meal after the meal is done.
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I'm like, oh I didn't take any pictures of shit like I feel uncomfortable
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Yeah.
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So listen, you guys.
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Yeah, I mean it's the generation like, OK, we came from a generation
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where it's like, you know, we were, I was 15 years, I was a teenager
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It was still like, it wasn't full blown online, you know, you
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was able to go outside and still like, you know, chat even though
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you never show your face or anything.
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Like they'd be like what you look like.
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You're like, I'm 57 thinking the right places type thing,
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right?
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You had to describe yourself, you know, being more into the
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literature stuff.
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That's see what you say.
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I grew up with my dad, not giving me compliments and not making
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me feel like confident.
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So I think that's what it is because whenever I try to be confident
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I just hear his voice.
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I fear my dad just like bringing me down.
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So when I try to make myself feel cool with the tiktok like,
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hey, yo, what's going on?
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And I'm done with the video.
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I press play.
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I hear my dad who's watching.
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Who cares?
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So wait, are you mad at these Tik Tok dancers because they're
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mad.
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Are you mad because you can't do it?
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I feel like he just wants to do it.
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Part of me like all right, here we go, here we go.
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I wish I could be in the, in the bathroom just hit him with a,
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you know, one of the no, they make money though.
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They make a lot of bread, they make a lot of bread.
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Like some of them make 10 Gs a poses.
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Absolutely.
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I know.
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I know you want to do a dance, let's do a tick.
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But you have to build your following to that point.
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You have to build your following to that point.
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You get some crazy.
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That's what I'm saying.
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Like that's a whole different world.
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That's a whole different world.
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Like that's why a lot of them that they do content, they stay
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stuck in the social media thing because they're like, oh,
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I'm making so much money that they don't branch off to do something
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else.
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And so their work ethic is just doing something that only lasts
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10 seconds.
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That's a crazy job.
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And then, and then when they try to, like, write movies or do
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like, actual sustainable projects, they can't, because
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they don't have the work ethic to do more.
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But they make, they make so much money that they don't need
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to.
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Right.
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You know, I mean, some of them, some of them, some of them go
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bankrupt because they, so they think that they're gonna keep
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making this money forever instead of like saving it, like
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using that money to invest in their actual career.
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So some of them are smart.
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Some of them that started off on social media or even youtube
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they started saving that money invested in acting classes
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invested in like some of them you see them doing stand up.
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He got into Yeah, and he started as a as a Viner but you have to
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invest it into an actual career or like we need nurses, we need
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doctors, we need, we need people who are going to be like changing
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the world.
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Any lawyers left, any doctors left.
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No, everybody's just going to be like every kid I know I want
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to be a youtuber.
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You, we all just dance up there and get a job where I have to wake
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up at a certain time.
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That was killing me.
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Like the day job thing.
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I'm bad with like setting an alarm and having to wake up every
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day at this time or even just going into an office.
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Like how many Yeah, how many snooze button did you hit before
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you wake up?
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Like, when you, like, I got like, my alarm is like, yeah, I got
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like 30 back to back 30.
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I'm talking about every three minutes.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I think my worst job now I love myself.
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I get up on the first one and go for a run.
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Sorry guys.
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Oh, yeah.
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Honestly, bro, when I see your videos and I'm, I get up on the
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first alarm, I go for a run and take care of my body but cool,
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cool, cool.
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Yeah, I I'm in the toilet watching your videos and I'm Yeah
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what you get.
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So I want you to know when you look at the corner and you see my
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face, I saw it when I was, you know, mid pump.
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You won't care so much about those Tik Tok.
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If you just got up and ran in the morning, you sound like my parents
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You sound like a married couple from something good.
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Oh, that was a banger.
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That was a banger.
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Mama was a banger.
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Mayor was a banger.
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Was a banger.
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Was a banger.
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I always love the storyline.
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It was always something like, oh this poor girl but she's really
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rich but she don't know she rich.
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No, that's not the story.
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Well, that's usually the story is, you know, and this is maybe
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I don't know, this is a version of like uh where it's like you
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have this, this woman, she's so poor and she's just beautiful
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but she's so poor but she didn't know she was beautiful.
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She let me tell you something.
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You ever, she's so bad.
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Even when she was broke, I'm like, yeah, you, you would.
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No, this is not believable.
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You ever, you were bad when you freaking dirt poor and nobody
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noticed it and then all of a sudden all of a sudden she meets
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this rich, handsome dude, but who's down to earth and he, he
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hates that.
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He's rich.
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Too much money.
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So you don't want to have money.
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It sucks for love, not money.
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Thing to do is describe a novella to your friends in English
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And just as you're saying, you start realizing how ridiculous
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it sounds.
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No.
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And then her aunt, she's really evil.
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She's a, she's a witch and she's trying to hide her and then
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you see, you're like, it sounds awful.
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Why am I watching this?
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And then her mom, like, gave her up for adoption.
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Now her mom is like this rich woman and she'd just be checking
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up on her and her little siblings and she's like, I just couldn't
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be a mom.
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I had to get rid of them.
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So I would be filthy rich because they were American English
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speaking friends.
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They look at you like what we were also, we weren't supposed
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to be watching these shows like we're not supposed to be learning
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about like cheating and all these things and we're like kids
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watching this and I used to look at and be like, I swear to God
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But you know what, this is why I'm six years old.
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But God make me a man real quick.
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You know what?
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Not real quick.
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I want to say something like, but this is probably what makes
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Latina women want to hold on to the relationship longer than
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they should because it's always like something that was like
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he couldn't be with her with something because of something
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that was out of his control.
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Like on his way to go see her, he gets kidnapped, you know, and
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then so if you text a dude and he don't text you back, maybe he
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got kidnapped, maybe something happened, maybe, maybe his
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his evil, his evil step mom, put something in his drink and
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now he's acting different because two days ago he was the sweetest
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guy and that's why we stick around because he's stupid.
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It makes us believe that we have to go through so much trauma
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to have the love life that we need to have before we go too far
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was the one because I, I know how you were like, yo was bad.
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Did your mom or your aunts ever do this?
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I remember my uncles were all like my dad, oh my, my aunts and
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my mom, they would come up with the craziest reasons why she
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was so thin.
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And so that's not real.
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She had ribs removed back.
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She had work.
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No, no, no, that's credit right there.
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Yo, she was willing to remove her, her ribs to get those real
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Let me, let's do it.
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I mean, it's funny because I remember thinking to myself and
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I was like, what?
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Maybe like 12 years old and I'm looking, I'm like, yo, if I get
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these two ribs removed like that, that you, are you talking
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about just two or are you talking about two on each side?
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You know, like one or two or four, whatever.
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How many ribs do I need?
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And then I had to know and then I realized all you had to do is
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get like fat injected.
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I was like, forget these ribs.
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I'm gonna keep them, forget them.
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It's dangerous watching.
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No, because you're right.
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Like we learn from these even like the relationships.
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You're right because I've learned like Latinos, we accept
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slaps in the face because we just see it.
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You know what I mean?
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Like you know like like oh shit playing with me.
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We like white people were like you just assaulted me.
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I am calling the authorities and us were just like, hey, hit
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me one more time and we just accept that we grab her, we try to
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grab her, we try to kiss her because that's what we need to know
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You just want attention, you know what you mean?
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They're, they're wild.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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They act up and they always end up in the, so that's what they
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want to fight all the time.
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You guys are, you know what's another show that we weren't
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supposed to be watching?
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And we watched, I don't know if you guys, this might be, I don't
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know if you guys watch this.
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But have you guys ever seen this is, this is the saddest shit
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Have you seen it?
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It's like, it's like real women stories that happened and
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then they, you know, they send it to this uh Latino version
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of Lifetime but a women who just like have been really bad.
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I trenches with guys with uh uh so they've been through it all
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they've been beat, they've been forgotten.
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They've been left like I bet you because I, I, I've watched
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a couple of Lifetime movies.
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My wife will put them on and they, they never show any of the
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trauma but I'm sure Latino TV.
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They show it all the time.
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They had to like give her kid away, had to sell her child so that
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she could eat.
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So she runs into the kids and like when they're getting older
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it's like, oh and she's like, and then she became like the nanny
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and then they leave them, became the nanny and just like taking
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care of her kids that she gave away to his family and she just
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cries and then one day when they grow up, they're like, oh you
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were like my, it's like I was your mom.
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I wait, I'm over here at six years old.
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I care.
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I do.
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Yeah.
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And then the worst and it ends with like next, next episode
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You're just like, dude, what was that?
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That was traumatic more about that.
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Yeah, man.
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I just saw one episode and I couldn't watch it another show
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I don't know if you have watch this show.
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No, no, no, this is not.
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Let me tell you something.
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I'm gonna bring a video.
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No joke.
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I'm gonna tell you something.
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I'm gonna bring a video of my family.
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We did a home video and we reenacted.
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Laura, my oldest cousin, you gotta watch me.
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I'm a kid talking about cheating on my girlfriend and it was
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like we bring her in and it's like my cousin, I swear I have the
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video.
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I will send it to you.
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You guys made this for fun, for fun but you won't do a Tik Tok
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dance.
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I want it.
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I see what you did.
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I see what you did there.
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Let me tell you something.
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Don't ever point at me like that again.
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I get crazy like that.
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I got, I got a great idea.
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I got a great idea.
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Let's react.
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He got there real quick.
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But you want to do Tik Tok D.
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Hilarious.
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But yeah, so basically OK, so there's a lot of people in this
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room that don't speak Spanish and have no idea what this show
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is.
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It is worse than Jerry Springer.
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It is worse than Jerry Springer.
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It was to the point that I remember going to my friend's house
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and her brothers, her brother's friend is like this, you know
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black kid who doesn't speak any Spanish and he's just sitting
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there and he was like, yo, what the fuck is going on?
17:09
So basically what happen is Laura is a talk show and um she would
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bring women and they would talk about their stories of getting
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cheated on and all this, this is, this is different.
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Laura is like Jerry Springer is Court V but I don't think she's
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a judge, everybody.
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So, so Laura, I think it takes place in Peru or Panama.
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I, I'm not sure.
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But so anyway, so she, she gets these women to tell the stories
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about like her husband cheating on her or she has a hunch that
17:44
he's cheating and she's like, hey, you, you, you think that
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uh she's like in Spanish, she'd be like, oh you think that he's
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cheating?
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I have footage right here that he actually is cheating.
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He's right there.
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He's right there at the park, he's at the park and then he's
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just like making out with another woman, stuff like this.
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They never see the kids but they just see the back of the head
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and then the lady crying, she's crying, she's crying when
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the goes like the bastard, right?
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And he comes out and when he's coming out, the whole audience
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is fucking, I'm sorry, beating him up is messing up.
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You know, it's funny.
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And then the guy is always, always, that's not me.
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Yes.
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I think that after a while I think she got sued, I think that
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she ended up, like, having to, like, tone it down a little bit
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and, like, not get them messed up because they used to get beat
18:44
and it was to the point where they would get, you know, thrown
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over and we have to, there has to be clips where they, they're
18:51
like beating this guy.
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It is, it is Springer and Maury had a baby together but with
18:56
no, with no security, no security security.
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I don't know.
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And he's like getting like, he's getting beat and then he like
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falls off the chair is insane.
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Is nothing compared to that show.
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How good it is good.
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What is it like a like Judge Judy?
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But she's, she yo she's savage verbal.
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She's a verbal.
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She's the only judge I know that the defendant and the plaintiff
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at the same time you put them on blast.
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I don't give a damn.
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I keep it 100.
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I keep it 101 K said that was a fake show.
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I say this right now.
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They try to hire me to go over there and act like I got married
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with some girl and I'm like, wait, you guys are just making
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the story up.
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So it's fake.
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If you guys are watching this show where they were, they paying
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you?
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Yeah, they were paying me because you wanted me to go over there
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and be like that.
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I used to beat like my girl on this and I'm like, whoa, I still
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got to live a life after this.
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What's wrong with you?
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And they were just like gonna help you to get worse and I'm like
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no, it's not, dude.
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That's the last thing you want.
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Let me catch a case.
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You don't wanna be on stage like in there.
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Oh, that's the guy.
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But what I'm trying to say is life is different now in the twenties
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like in my twenties and versus my thirties like life is just
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so different also like this whole technology, it messed up
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the game for even dating.
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You can't be a player no more.
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No.
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Let me tell you something right now.
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You can't be a player no more.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Like back in the day you were able to go out and then I used to
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let me, let me tell you something.
20:40
I used to double dip on the on dates.
20:41
I used to.
20:42
Yeah, double dip.
20:43
That's right.
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All right.
20:44
Let me know.
20:44
Double dip.
20:45
Ok.
20:46
I will go out with a girl on the daytime, drop her off.
20:49
We had a good night.
20:49
Go back to the time with your receipt and I go back to your order
20:52
No.
20:52
Hold up, hold up, Eric.
20:54
Can I finish?
20:55
And then I would drop her off and then pick up another shortie
20:58
because that's, that was, that was my life back in the day when
21:00
I was dating, right?
21:02
So you get two days in one, double dipping, right?
21:04
Two dates in one in one day, right?
21:07
You can't do that now because nowadays girls will know they'll
21:10
see you on social media then why didn't you post me?
21:12
Why, why didn't you post me?
21:15
Why don't you tag me on that, right?
21:18
You get caught up now.
21:19
You can't be a play like you used to, you be like um why don't
21:22
you post me?
21:23
So people know that I exist and then guys would be like, do you
21:26
need to see God to know that He exists?
21:36
God to see you?
21:38
I like that.
21:39
I like that one.
21:40
That one is good.
21:41
I like that shit.
21:44
Like I'm telling you, I got six brothers, bro.
21:47
Like I remember one time my brother was like, yo, you know in
21:51
New York City, five different boroughs.
21:52
He's like, you know, I know if I'm at a shortie in Queens, I know
21:56
if I'm at a shortie in Harlem.
21:58
I know if I'm at a shortie in the Bronx in Queens, I'm leather
22:01
face in Harlem in the Bronx.
22:05
I'm and then in Harlem, I'm Manny machete.
22:10
I'm like this Manny machete.
22:12
Damn.
22:13
Damn.
22:13
I'm really putting my brother shit out here she was all his
22:16
real names.
22:16
But now he can't be like that because, you know, I mean, he told
22:19
me that shit a long time ago.
22:20
I don't know.
22:20
He, he, he good.
22:21
Now the man of God, now you follow girls and stuff like that
22:25
and then they be like, why are you liking their pictures?
22:27
And they know?
22:27
Yeah.
22:27
But my thing is like, what is the impulse of liking something
22:30
Like I just like, you know, I don't understand the impulse
22:33
of liking something like you have to like it, you can just screenshot
22:37
it and be like screen shooting.
22:38
It is better.
22:39
Like you keep it on your phone, you look at it whenever you want
22:41
because that's, that's like, that's like being a killer.
22:43
You keep your body parts so you had to like release, right?
22:46
It's like, oh, I have to like, like I say that it's like that's
22:51
the way you shoot your shot.
22:52
And I'm like, what?
22:53
Yeah, man.
22:55
OK.
22:55
For example, you never like started dating somebody on social
22:58
media and then you like, like five of their pictures back to
23:01
back to you.
23:01
Like, you know what?
23:02
Let me DM, let me DM.
23:04
Oh my God.
23:05
Like, oh my God, that's how you move.
23:10
Yo he acted, he acted what you talking about.
23:14
No, like basically like if somebody like likes your stuff
23:17
or if they like a picture of you, that's like 54 weeks old.
23:22
And they went all the way back and they liked it and they let
23:24
you know, look, I'm looking, I'm seeing what you're up to.
23:27
Like, who you, who you are, who you've been.
23:29
I'm feeling it.
23:30
I'm liking it.
23:32
Ok.
23:32
She's breaking it down, like it's National Geographic.
23:34
That's what they do.
23:35
So, did you, so did you, uh, when you, when you were, like, when
23:39
you're in a relationship nowadays, do you have boundaries
23:43
of what you can and cannot like?
23:45
Um Yeah, I mean, OK.
23:47
Um I guess I think because I wasn't when I was like, you know
23:53
when Instagram first started, I was just like everybody
23:55
else, you know, your man is like something you're looking
23:58
on him because first of all, y'all forget that women, our natural
24:00
detectives, I don't know when y'all thought that we weren't
24:03
uh y'all thought whatever the freak we got a fence to page where
24:08
we are looking, you know what?
24:12
That's so funny.
24:12
I've been in the past, I've been the guy who's been caught allegedly
24:17
allegedly, allegedly.
24:21
I've been caught like hold on, how am I gonna say this?
24:25
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
24:26
I've been like caught um talking to the fake profile and it's
24:32
her profile.
24:33
She made a fake profile to catch me and I know Crystal, who,
24:38
who, who the who's that?
24:40
Like don't this girl who, I don't know that I have made a fake
24:44
profile?
24:45
I'm like, you see, I knew it was you.
24:48
I got out of it.
24:49
I got out of it.
24:49
I knew it was you and I'm playing it the whole time.
24:52
This is what you want to see.
24:53
So I did it too because to show you how dumb you are for making
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a fake profile and I leave it at the door.
24:58
Hold on.
24:59
I didn't mean to do that girl.
25:01
I was showing you because you don't trust me.
25:03
That's what I'm showing you.
25:04
I'm showing you how well you wanted me to be because you don't
25:07
trust me and I shut the door and then you run and then you gotta
25:10
hit it with that girl.
25:11
You need to see God to believe in him.
25:12
Yeah.
25:13
And then yeah, and then walk out and then she get in the parking
25:16
lot, we argue and then we can make up, you know what I mean?
25:19
No baby.
25:20
That was my twin brother.
25:21
That's, that's what she said.
25:23
My evil twin brother, my evil twin brother, this lady man.
25:28
And that's what I'm trying to say.
25:29
It's like so women we we're mostly invested so we will do a lot
25:34
of the stalking, not stalking research.
25:37
Sorry, let's say no, not on you, not on you thing because when
25:43
I saw you, I was like, oh a social media stock.
25:47
I clarify what kind of what you do?
25:50
No, I don't, I don't do like actual stocking because I just
25:53
feel like all I need to know is, first of all I think is rookie
25:57
mistake.
25:58
If you're gonna be hitting him up from your fence to page, you're
26:01
dumb, your fence to page is supposed to be the page that you
26:04
have that it allows you to look at his story.
26:07
Ok?
26:08
So you're not like him from that picture.
26:10
You're not like him from that page.
26:11
You're not engaging from that page.
26:13
All you are is a follower.
26:15
OK?
26:16
And then you look at the stories and you look at the friends
26:19
stories and you see what he's actually doing because you know
26:22
what his friends are dumb.
26:24
That's a lot of his friends are dumb and they're gonna post
26:28
what's really going on.
26:30
So for me, I'll just know I am not the girl who would go oh my God
26:35
I can't believe I'll just do my research.
26:37
I go OK.
26:38
And then I do me, I act accordingly with me.
26:42
You don't have to worked that hard to catch me.
26:44
I've been caught with like receipts.
26:47
You know what I mean?
26:48
In the car?
26:49
I'm like, yo, what, what did you do?
26:50
Tuesday?
26:51
I was like, I went to the, you know, I went out with the homies
26:53
and I, I got home, I got home early like at like at 11 30.
26:57
Really?
26:58
You didn't go to in and out?
27:00
What I mean?
27:01
I, I think I might have stopped by.
27:02
Yeah.
27:02
Yeah.
27:03
Why did you get two hamburgers.
27:06
Why are you keeping receipts?
27:11
Quintessential receipt like two hamburgers, two meals.
27:13
Like, who was your?
27:14
And then they said it was like three in the morning.
27:16
I was just hungry.
27:16
I mean, at two in the morning and I was just like, wait, wait
27:19
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on on Tuesday.
27:20
Which Tuesday?
27:21
Hold on.
27:22
What Tuesday was it?
27:23
You know, I was, I was in, that's what you gotta do.
27:27
What you gotta do.
27:27
Three in the morning.
27:28
I, you know what iii I forgot it turned into Tuesday.
27:32
I hit him with that.
27:33
I thought you and they start when they start catching me.
27:35
It's just like that's weird because you swore to me that you
27:39
felt.
27:39
No, it's like this is crazy like you told me and then I was like
27:42
yo, I like, wait, wait a minute, hold on.
27:45
That's when I got to like, you know, I'm out when I start getting
27:48
loud and I start being like, so hold on.
27:50
Are you saying you're not trusting me?
27:52
No, that's not what I, no, you know what?
27:53
I don't need this and then you leave.
27:55
That's when you leave, you give them time for them to freak
27:59
out and be like, I think he's gonna leave me and then he'll be
28:01
like, listen, we can forget about this or we can go our separate
28:06
ways.
28:06
The three of us, we need to sit down and write a real rom com because
28:09
rom com don't have any of this.
28:11
That's the real shit.
28:12
The fence, the page and they got creep on and do and then this
28:16
one keeping receipts like he's a serial killer.
28:19
I still keep receipts.
28:21
Do you file taxes?
28:22
Do you, what are you doing with the receipt?
28:24
Just throw, throw it out.
28:24
No man, I'm dirty.
28:26
I mean, wait, wait, wait, wait I don't throw it.
28:30
Ok cool.
28:31
Now we know never commit a crime with Jesus.
28:33
He keeps all the evidence.
28:34
Iy 100%.
28:35
I'm just like, yeah, yeah.
28:36
Thank you.
28:37
Boom, you committed so much of the the seat was all the way back
28:42
I like him.
28:47
The passage shit all the way down.
28:50
I'm just like, oh shit, don't work I guess.
28:57
I don't know that's enough for me to be like, all right, I am
29:02
leaving in a week or so.
29:04
That's when I'm already putting in my notice.
29:08
This was 22.
29:11
I was a dog out here.
29:13
You know what I mean?
29:14
What about you now?
29:14
Like I'm chill dude, I'm calm you.
29:17
I'm a dad now my girl, she gets me on check.
29:20
You know I say yes ma'am.
29:21
Clean the house, do all that stuff.
29:22
Throw out your tuck in my shirt.
29:24
I pee when I sit down, what?
29:25
Happy life, happy wife.
29:27
Oh yes.
29:28
100%.
29:29
And I, and it was funny when we first started dating, she was
29:31
just like, I'm not like that type of girl that needs to be.
29:34
No.
29:34
Yes, you are.
29:35
Yes.
29:35
They, they definitely got handle compliments.
29:38
You gotta say yes to whatever they want.
29:40
Because then when she starts saying nah, I think, and it's
29:42
a whole spiel and then she has like a power point of why her idea
29:46
is better than mine.
29:47
So it was like, all right, all right, we'll do what you want
29:49
we'll do what you want and you know what I recently got hit
29:50
with Eric and I thought of you, I recently got hit, no, check
29:55
this out.
29:56
All right, let me tell you something.
29:57
All right, she's not gonna watch this.
29:59
Let me tell you something.
30:00
She, we're gonna go to take the baby to, to the house and she
30:04
hit me with a, we should get a hotel room.
30:06
I'm like, wait a minute.
30:07
Then I, I called it and I said, are you, you gonna get us killed
30:12
if you talking about me getting a hotel room, like we gotta
30:15
be at my parents house.
30:16
No, they're gonna get so offended if I said like, yo, I'm gonna
30:18
get a hotel room and we're gonna come visit you guys.
30:21
Oh my God.
30:22
So that's the difference between Latinos and other types
30:25
of families.
30:26
You know what I mean?
30:26
Latinos.
30:27
They, they, they want everything in their house.
30:29
Oh my God.
30:30
Yes.
30:31
And I got to be like, explain to her why I don't want to do that
30:34
And she's giving me like a power point of why we should do that
30:37
And I'm just like, it's one of those where, you know, like I'm
30:40
going to have to say yes to this because this is going to be a
30:42
problem, you know what I mean?
30:44
But I already, I ended it with like, we'll talk about it later
30:46
but I knew that later is going to come and it's going to be a
30:48
deal.
30:49
And you know, one of those things, it's going to be a fail, dude
30:51
I'm like, oh I'm going to get a phone call from his Yeah, man
30:54
It's one of those things where it's like your old identity
30:57
Well, not your old identity but like your parents there, your
31:00
parents and so they know a version of you, it was a, a home that
31:04
you guys created, but now you're creating a new home and you
31:06
kinda like, yo, everything that y'all thought y'all had access
31:10
to it is no longer, no longer like dad doesn't get that.
31:14
He don't get that.
31:15
He still thinks he can spank me and it's OK.
31:18
And my guy, my guy, my guy, I got a son now, you know what I mean
31:23
You're my son and I beat your goddamn ass if you could.
31:26
And it's like, yo, you can't be spanking when I got a kid.
31:29
You know what I mean?
31:30
You know I'm always gonna spank.
31:32
You have your parents started competing with her parents
31:35
yet because that's coming too.
31:37
Oh yeah, my dad, when he facetime he facetime, he, like, he
31:40
calls her the baby's name and then he's just like saying like
31:42
hey, he got, he like, oh he got the energy, like, because he's
31:48
getting all his energy from everything that's positive.
31:50
He's like, and I'm just like dad, dad.
31:53
Well, it could be all of us.
31:55
Everybody I remember as my kids started getting older, my
32:00
mom would like, you know, Christmas holidays and stuff like
32:02
but she would call me like what they did their white mother
32:05
get for him.
32:06
What white grandma get?
32:07
Because she wanted to compete in over the top.
32:11
But the problem is my mom doesn't get the real version of stuff
32:14
Like I, I remember one Christmas and our kid wanted uh like
32:17
a hot wheels car and she got something else.
32:21
I was like wheels, wheels, literally lights on it and everything
32:27
and the car worked the day and then just died and she was like
32:30
it's ok.
32:30
I have a friend and he, he put the new battery in and I was like
32:33
I don't think this is safe that sometimes they just got to
32:36
invest a little bit of money in getting like my dad would never
32:38
get the bike already installed.
32:40
If he would, he gets the box and installs himself all drunk
32:45
and I'm rolling down and the wheels just like, you know what
32:47
I mean?
32:47
Like, yo, you know how scary that is going downhill and the
32:50
wheels just like, like, I don't think this is supposed to and
32:53
my dad got drunk when he did.
32:54
He was like, I mean, um, there's a screw screw.
33:02
They have extras.
33:06
One Christmas.
33:07
My, my, my, my, my mother in-law bought him like the, the official
33:10
like, she went to the Disney store, got him the Mickey mouse
33:13
like plush dog and my mom saw that.
33:15
She ok, she came back with a 4 ft.
33:17
It was a Mackie.
33:18
Mackie the mouse.
33:19
She, I don't know where she found it but like his eyes weren't
33:24
the right.
33:24
They were like off like he only had two fingers.
33:27
He was, he got two fingers.
33:29
It was not the right and it, and like it was this giant one and
33:32
the kid, my kid was scared of it.
33:33
He's like, ah, like he did not want anything to do with this
33:36
Oh yeah, dude, I'm trying to change all that.
33:38
I'm trying to change a lot of things too like, um like spanking
33:42
for sure.
33:43
You, you, you, you look like you who, as you listen, I be honest
33:52
I'm gonna give you the look, look to the wait.
33:56
Did you get?
33:57
No, I never got spanked.
34:02
I never got spanked because I listened the and then, and then
34:08
I'll do whatever I want afterwards.
34:11
Like I'll do whatever I want afterwards.
34:13
Like, like again, I would just be like, I know they just would
34:16
have, I'll be like this and as soon as they turn around, I'll
34:21
do what I want.
34:22
I'll be at it again.
34:23
Get away with it, man.
34:24
Like my sister used to get her ass beat.
34:26
My little sister never did.
34:27
My dad would threaten.
34:28
Like he would take his belt off and then he start rolling it
34:31
I would watch him.
34:31
He'd roll around his hand until there was like no belt left
34:33
Next time.
34:35
Next time you got the next time too.
34:37
You never got spanked.
34:38
I know I used to get beat but my sister never did like roll it
34:41
up.
34:42
Keep it up.
34:43
Yeah, my sister get yelled at like hard and it was like scary
34:46
yelled but she didn't get spanked.
34:48
But do you spank your kids?
34:50
I do not believe it.
34:53
You don't believe in it.
34:54
No man.
34:55
Like it was traumatic for me and I just don't want to do it.
34:58
But did it work for you?
34:59
You don't think it did like this is the thing you don't think
35:01
it did.
35:02
I feel like and you got, you, you can get to this point where
35:05
you're like, yo, he's getting his ass beat.
35:07
No, no, no, no.
35:09
If you actually because they, they're little people man and
35:12
they, they, they do the things because they get frustrated
35:14
because they can't communicate at certain ages if you actually
35:17
talk to them like, hey, we don't do that like they go Oh, ok.
35:21
And you're like, oh shit, you understood.
35:22
Wait, why did my parents talk to me?
35:24
They didn't have time the thing.
35:25
No.
35:25
And not only that, my, my parents, they, they didn't know they
35:28
weren't, they didn't know a lot of words so they just get frustrated
35:31
So they just know action.
35:32
You know, my dad would be like, hey, come on, he couldn't, he
35:37
couldn't voice out what he wanted to say.
35:39
He could express himself.
35:41
That's why when I get that grade, it's like I gave you everything
35:43
I gave the word.
35:48
I've always said, yo, we could never have, we could never have
35:52
a, a Latino immigrant.
35:53
Incredible Hulk because they'd be all the time, the time,
35:55
all the time.
35:56
My dad would go 0 to 100 all the time real quick.
36:00
He'll give you a compliment.
36:02
I just remember one time in Christmas.
36:04
You know, they give you the, the nice clothes, the outfit that
36:06
you're gonna wear for Christmas.
36:07
That was the outfit.
36:08
Like we're investing money into this outfit.
36:10
We got you new shoes that this shoes are gonna last.
36:13
You.
36:13
Not only for Christmas for the whole year for the whole year
36:15
right?
36:16
And I'm over here doing that.
36:17
That's when in the nineties, when break dancing, break dancing
36:20
was like popping.
36:21
I'm over here doing the worm.
36:23
I'm doing all these little tricks and my dad sees me and everybody's
36:27
getting entertained and my dad sees me.
36:28
He's like wait, man.
36:30
And I'm thinking, I'm thinking I'm killing it and I'm like
36:34
my dad's excited and I look at my, and my dad's like, but he
36:41
didn't want, his face is like when I get your hand and I'm just
36:46
over here like a little, you know, I waited for that windmill
36:51
I'm like my shoes got all messed up and then I go over there sweaty
36:56
So he pulled my ear the way he twisted it.
36:59
I heard he was like I bought the God, sorry I me on my outfit and
37:09
he beat my ass.
37:10
I think we just found out why you don't Tik Tok dance.
37:13
You were a Tik Tok dancer.
37:15
I think it was a car engine starting.
37:23
See I get a little like I'm like, no, no, when I see it on V no,
37:35
no, but that's, that's some real, that's real like that's
37:39
real.
37:40
I used to see my siblings get beat because they would do stuff
37:43
like that and I would just be like, you know what?
37:44
This is the dress I'm gonna wear it.
37:46
I'm 25.
37:47
They're right.
37:48
There was nothing worse than there was nothing worse than
37:50
being in a family fun.
37:51
And then watching one of your cousins get beat and then we all
37:53
just, oh dude, I gotta pretend like he didn't get beat you guys
37:59
you guys wanna go play.
38:03
That might be, that's what I'm saying.
38:07
Like did it work?
38:08
Did it work?
38:09
Did it work because I stopped break testing ever since I started
38:12
you know what I mean?
38:13
I started, like, taking care of my shoes after that.
38:15
It was, yeah, it worked.
38:19
You don't on my mom, my mom, any time I let her watch the kids
38:25
and she does something.
38:25
I'm like, hey, I raise you.
38:27
I'm like, I'm not a doctor.
38:29
I, I gotta get a validation from strangers.
38:33
Not work.
38:34
Yeah.
38:34
No, it worked for me.
38:35
Let me tell you.
38:36
So it worked for me, dude.
38:37
There's certain things I don't do no more because of that because
38:39
I'm just like, yeah, I got my ass beat.
38:40
I'm not gonna do it again.
38:42
But you know, I think that for me, like I felt like my parents
38:45
were my biggest bully.
38:46
So it's like going to school and then somebody trying to bully
38:49
You was like for real, for real.
38:53
That's the thing.
38:53
I got two big, two big people in my care right now that would
38:58
I would do the most like, you know, then I would go to school
39:01
and then bully them because I was taking out on somebody.
39:03
I'm like, somebody gonna get these, these jokes, somebody's
39:06
gonna get you, somebody gonna get, gonna get roasted, gonna
39:09
get hit.
39:10
Yeah, I mean, I would take it out on my friends basically.
39:13
You, I mean, I wasn't a bully.
39:15
I did get bullied sometimes but then you know, but like were
39:18
you a bully in school, I was never a bully.
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I was, I think I was the bully because I, yeah, I did get bullied
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one time in sixth grade, sixth grade because then the eighth
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graders were, you know, they were older and they were in the
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back of the bus and they would just punk me all the time and this
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and that, like, I remember one time I got revenge on his eighth
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grader that was just making fun of me.
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And I'm just like, dude, I'm gonna hit him when I get off the
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bus.
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This is my stop.
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I'm gonna like, get revenge.
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I'm gonna hit him and I'm just gonna run out the bus, the bus
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my dumb ass.
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Let me tell you something.
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I was thinking that the whole time because he makes, he said
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something, he said something to me.
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He's like, yo, yo, shut the embarrass me and I remember the
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whole time, you know, listening to like Lincoln Park, I'm
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like, I'm up, I'm up and I'm just like, yo, he's always here
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like being Mr cool guy like eighth grader, he was big a football
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player in my head like CDC D come on.
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So you had to like, but I had to put my sweater because if it's
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messed up the, the vibe.
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So I'm thinking the whole time, I'm like, yo, I'm gonna run
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over there, I'm just gonna run over there.
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I'm gonna kick him in the chest.
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Boom.
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Then I'm just gonna run out the bus.
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Right.
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That was the plan and it can't stop.
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I waited a couple minutes and I get up and I ran over there, I
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kick him in the chest.
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Boom plan is going smooth.
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Right.
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Once I hit his homie already tripped me, I fall and I just feel
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three freaking bodies just grab me and just, I got my ass kicked
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trying to beat up the bully.
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But then they yell at me and they suspend me and I'm like, no
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he was the bully and I mean, in the principal's office trying
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to explain to them why I kicked him in the chest.
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They're like, did he hit you?
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No, but he made fun of me.
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But did he physically touch you and then do this eighth grade
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act like, oh no, I wouldn't, why would I hit him?
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I wouldn't do that.
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I'm like, but you miss my brain.
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My brain physically hurt me in my brain.
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Are you getting beat up?
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And Lincoln still playing up?
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I had everything already in.
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I just had to put the backpack and hit him and then bounce, dude
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I got my ass kicked.
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We went back to the school.
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They, they suspended me for a week.
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My dad had to come down and I'm just like, but he was don't bully
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this guy, not me.
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I was the hero.
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I was a hero, right?
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But of course, of course me, the detention the bad kids.
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Yeah.
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And until he, he, every time he saw me, he would trip me, try
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to shoot again, try to.
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Oh my God.
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Where's the principal now, dude?
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All right.
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So how would you deal with your kids bullies?
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Now?
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My kids bull how we gonna do?
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Where, where do you live?
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Ok.
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We gonna do that until I see the dad can I do?
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Um can we talk about your son being like, you know, he's being
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crazy.
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I'm gonna like, you know, unless the daddy bullies me, you
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know what I'm saying?
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Then I'm gonna talk to my son.
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Sometimes you just go, hey, we just gonna accept the fact that
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we can get you bullies in the world.
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So, all right, the government's my bully.
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What about you?
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How would you do it?
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So, so far there hasn't been any like actual bullying, like
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schools are pretty good at it.
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But I will say and you'll get this once you kid starts playing
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a playground and you see kids like acting like silver teeth
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kids.
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Yeah, I, what I used to do was I would go and out loud tell my kid
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to stay away from this kid and talk about the kid that was messing
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with and my wife would always be like, what are you doing?
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They, they're gonna fight you.
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I'd be like, hey, but let's move out of the way.
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Apparently this kid doesn't know manners because his family
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is broken and I don't know what's happening in their house
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and I was just out loud, by the way, let me fighting like a white
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woman.
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Hold up, hold up, hold up.
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Let me preface.
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Let me preface.
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At this time.
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I lived in Santa Monica so I knew none of them parents were going
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to really fight me.
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I wasn't doing this in Harlem.
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You being an L A dad?
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What is that?
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The way that they taught me?
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And my brothers would be like, OK, somebody's messing with
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you.
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Put a textbook in your book bag.
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Always carry a text.
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Does it matter?
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Does it matter if you go to science class or not?
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Always, always, always.
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And then um they told me like anybody mess with you, you take
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a textbook, you take your book and you get a book bag and you
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swing and I that saved my life a couple of times.
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I'd be like what you saying?
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No, that shit that, that backfired on me because I had a real
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og like I was going to school in the hood.
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I had a real OG like a janitor, right?
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Like og tattered up OG Right?
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And my dad was telling me like, yo, like just try to fight him
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The janitor, not the janitor.
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Hold on.
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I'm explaining this character because he's gonna come into
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the story later.
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All right.
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All right.
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It sounds like the story to Rudy.
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Are you sure you don't wanna watch this movie?
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Had a bully, I had to, had a bully.
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He kept messing with me.
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And my dad said like this is what you're gonna do.
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You're gonna go over there and try to find him.
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They're gonna probably stop it anyways.
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But yeah, just get a couple hits in.
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Just, no, I know you not scared.
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Even if he's bigger than you.
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That's it.
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Cool.
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I did that again.
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We were gonna swing.
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We got stopped by the janitor, janitor instead of taking us
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to the office.
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He's like, oh y'all, y'all just gonna duke it out right here
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Yeah, I'm like, yo, he says, Arizona, so grown man.
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He's just like he's let me tell you.
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So you all over there dancing around with these, these people
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entertaining them.
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Don't entertain nobody, entertain yourselves.
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Y'all gonna do.
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Get out right here.
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Come on now, do it, let's do it.
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Come on now.
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You wanna be grown, let's be grown, let's be grown.
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He turned this into an underground fight and charging people
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talking in the gym and I'm just like, I'm just like, no, we can
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go to the office and talk it out.
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Na na na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na na, we gonna, we gonna sell
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it right now.
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So we're gonna do it right now.
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Oh my God.
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And I'm looking at him like, yo, we gotta do this.
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I'm like, we ain't gotta do all this.
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Started getting you guys face growing touch gloves.
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You're right.
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That fool hit me three times in the shit.
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He went and he goes like I see we're going out here.
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I see why we want to go to the office.
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Let's go to the office and say, yeah, I've been telling you
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this dude, I've been, I went with an ice pack like, dude, what
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the fuck?
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Why is this happening to me, dude?
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Nothing went smooth in my life.
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All right, this is why I was a team.
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This is interesting.
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This is all in Arizona.
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I would have never known this.
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You know a lot about my life that you don't know, right?
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Which brings me to this next segment that I like a part of the
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show.
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This is my favorite part of the show.
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All right, because this makes me feel like I'm not the only
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kid out there.
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All right, I'm not the only silver tooth kid and this is the
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silver tooth kid of the week.
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And if you guys don't know what that is, that's those, those
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kids that you went to school with that were rowdy.
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All right, obviously, just look at me, right?
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Imagine me as a kid.
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But there's hope you could be this guy literally having silver
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teeth, you know, being a becket, right?
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Um Let's see this clip.
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What we're gonna see.
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Let's see.
46:25
Look at these kids doing good.
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My God, they got some crazy lungs destroyed these kids.
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Are wild, bro.
46:47
They lined up to do this.
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Yo, these kids, this is like a snoop Dogg music video.
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God damn.
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And look right up on stage.
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Hey, break dancing outfit and everything.
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Yo, this kid OK, what is going on right here?
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How is this happens?
47:05
That kid's gonna grow up and drive a car with no like license
47:09
or?
47:10
That's the type of kid they got everything silver.
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Yeah, that's the type of guy that's gonna do like your floor
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of your house and he's gonna do it.
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You know what I mean?
47:18
With a cheap, cheap, cheap because I was a little kid that had
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five machines and I'd always be like, oh that's so cool.
47:25
I would never in my, in my child brain be like y'all gotta smoke
47:29
that you gotta smoke that machine.
47:31
What is happening to this guy?
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That's the thing.
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It's like as boys when they little they just put on silver tooth
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girl do something like this.
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No, no.
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Exactly.
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Gonna reproduce multiple times.
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I got kids and they're going to be out there doing the same.
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I think we need to, I think we need to bounce this show out and
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do like spoon kids of the week too because this is, this is,
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oh boy, we're gonna switch gears here.
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We're gonna do.
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That's where we answer voicemails IgD MS, emails, whatever
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you want to ask us again.
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We're not experts.
48:08
Uh Some of us, I, I don't even I didn't finish college.
48:10
Did you guys finish college?
48:11
All right.
48:11
So we're gonna give you advice.
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You can take it.
48:14
Here we go.
48:15
Hey, jeez, this girl I'm into likes all of my stories and sometimes
48:19
replies to my D MS but she won't reply to my texts.
48:23
Is she playing games?
48:25
What do I do next?
48:26
Who, who this happens to in here is whose story is this happening
48:30
to you?
48:31
OK.
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I knew it.
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I knew it.
48:33
Um ok, so she likes you.
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She out here playing games but not like that.
48:42
She likes it.
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Ok.
48:44
Look, look, look, look, she, she might be in a situation where
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she, her heart is somewhere else.
48:50
So she really like she really would like, you know, to, you
48:55
know, make it work with somebody else but she's liking your
48:57
stuff.
48:57
She's letting you know, right, so aggressive because then
49:00
it might lead to something else but she's not ready to give
49:03
you what you want.
49:05
You know what I'm saying?
49:06
Like it's almost like it's almost like crumbs like she's,
49:09
she's bread crumbing you, sir.
49:11
Like this is not a t-shirt.
49:15
He, she's giving you the top, he's giving you the muffin.
49:20
Break it down.
49:21
Instagram is just like, oh we're all cool but a text is like
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whoa, so much and you're in my world right now.
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Yeah.
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She barely answering D MS D MS the most answerable messages
49:34
like she's just, she's it.
49:37
She's not ready to take a day with you but she's letting you
49:39
know that she see you, she got an eye on you, you know what you
49:41
should do and see if she really like you.
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Alright.
49:44
Do um you know how you got the private stories, right?
49:48
Take everybody out the private stories and just put her in
49:51
it, right?
49:52
And depending how much you know her you like do the private
49:55
stories curated just for her and like, and see if like she starts
50:00
saying, oh my God, this is so cute.
50:01
Oh my God, I like this aren't.
50:02
And then you like respond to her and see like if she's really
50:05
bought it about it.
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Yeah.
50:07
But then you gotta take a chance and then hooker and, and look
50:10
at yourself and be like dog, you ain't it, you ain't him.
50:14
All right.
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No, I'm tired, I'm tired of this.
50:17
Everybody.
50:18
Like we gotta figure this out sometimes you don't.
50:20
Sometimes you ain't it.
50:22
I'm gonna say this, I'm gonna double down on Sasha.
50:24
But my thing is like, do you ever accept?
50:26
I ain't it all the time.
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I'm gonna wait over here.
50:29
I was like, you know what I ain't it, I'm, you know what?
50:31
I ain't the guy.
50:33
I'm a, I'm a double down.
50:34
I go, I'm gonna go find a place where I am the guy.
50:38
I'm gonna double down, curate the stories and then stop diameter
50:42
Let her d you reply, that's what I'm saying, play the game.
50:45
That's what I'm saying.
50:46
Thank you, Sasha.
50:47
I'm with you.
50:48
Don't listen to Jesus or just move on and play the game you lived
50:51
once.
50:51
What are you gonna do?
50:52
But, and you gonna be your death bed and you're gonna be like
50:54
I should have played the game.
50:56
That would have been one of your regrets.
50:57
I should have played a little bit.
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You're gonna be bored.
51:00
If you don't play the game, just give up, dude.
51:02
Just, you know, go with your mind.
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Don't listen.
51:05
What can we get some sad music over there?
51:07
What's wrong with you?
51:08
Let me tell you if he takes my advice, it's supposed to happen
51:12
This guy is too healthy.
51:13
Clearly.
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Anyway, that's it for this episode.
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