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If I put it on you, please put it on me.
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How bad do you want it?
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I fucking want it, dude.
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Welcome back to season two of three Gs.
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I'm your host, Sasha Mercy.
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She, she gives like eighties hip hop, Eric Rivera.
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We back, we back, we back, we back, we back.
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I feel like everything's changing.
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I know we have a set.
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This set makes me want to grow a dick like I feel like I should
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be taking shots of whiskey.
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I, I should have cigars and it's got mad.
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Like you know, I should just be like I'm the secretary.
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That's what I was given.
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Come on, wait, did you say I want a fucking, I wanna talk about
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I thought you was gonna loop us up.
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I thought you was gonna go with a hooked up with a fucking girl
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Talk about that chick.
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I was in the green room and she spilled the beans and her up with
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a girl and I need to hear what we said.
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We said, are you talking about it?
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Because if it comes up organically.
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How did it go down and take the time?
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And can I can, I, can I walk you through it?
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I was 27 years old and I was thinking about Jay Z right.
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That bar that says you're an adult act like what was it like
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I forgot the bar but it's basically you have a fair act like
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I was what I remember.
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How was the Jay Z bar?
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I like an adult voice, whatever.
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I'm like, I'm 27 years old.
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I'm an adult and I'm like at this bar and I'm hanging out with
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some of my friends and this girl, she was a redhead or whatever
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she was, she kept look, yeah, she was redhead and she kept looking
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at me and she was giving me the vibes that she wanted to take
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me home and I was and we were drinking and stuff like that and
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I brought her over to the crib.
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She gave you a look and that's, that's what made you be like
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She would buy me drinks, you drinking tequila.
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Listen, look to try to fuck me.
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Well, she was really beautiful.
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She was a really beautiful like girl, she she, she like had
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long hair, she was very flowy and like whatever.
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So she was like flirting with me or whatever.
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And I was like, you know what I was like, you know what?
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Act like an adult for once, right?
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So I'm like, let me try it.
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So I invited her over my crib and brought her home.
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We started whatever, we started, we started doing the thing
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like she thought she had nails and, and you, you know, you scratched
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on me, you know, you scratched me in the inside, you know what
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And now it was just like you gave you for real.
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If you hurt me, you out, I flirt a certain type of way, especially
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like, you know, if I'm dating somebody or like whatever and
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I like to be the girl, especially if I'm in a relationship.
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So she did something that I would do.
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So she like turned around.
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She's like, can you put on me bra and I was just like, oh, yeah
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And then, uh, in a relationship I like to be the girl, right
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The thing is like, I wish I, I knew like what was go, I didn't
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know what was going on.
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I didn't know what was going on her hand.
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It was just like we were doing a, you know, I have boobs, she
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It was a lot of, you know, boobs, boob touching and stuff like
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But then she did something where she was just like, I have a
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daughter and she kind of like, she kind of looks like you.
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Like, I can't wait for you to meet her one day.
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And I was like, damn, she called her a baby mama and I was like
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um, ok, and then, um, she didn't want to leave my house afterwards
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So the next, she slept over the next day I had to pretend that
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I had to go somewhere and I bought her a $60 Uber.
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So she could like I called and I was like, you know what felt
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I know how it made me feel.
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So I never wanna be a dude again.
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I was like, so what you what?
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So uh you know, hard to do it, huh?
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Like what are you gonna do today?
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Like and she's like, oh you know, like, I don't know, like I
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don't have anything to do today, brunch.
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I don't have anything to do today.
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I was like, OK, and I was like, well iiiy like I gotta go, I gotta
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go, I gotta go babysit my cousin's cat like I just did it wrong
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and I'm gonna forgive you because it was the first time you
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did it wrong you got to handle with the Yeah.
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You gotta ask, wait, wait, wait, what time, what time is it
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Say, fuck, what's going on it didn't work out, it just didn't
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And I wasn't like, it's very immature of you like to say, you
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know what, I'm gonna give this a try.
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I'm gonna give it a try a lot for someone to fuck me.
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You know what I mean?
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If a guy is trying to fuck me, it's going to take a lot of work
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They don't sound like more than the look, I'll tell you that
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much more than the look.
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She was pretty hot and I was just like, oh this is I I thought
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it was going to be like life changing.
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I thought I was gonna be like, yo, this is it right there the
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leg but it didn work out on me.
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That's what's up man.
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They'll give me a full chug.
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I'm gonna give you all some wisdom because you know what time
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And you with the basically this is what you do.
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This is the move on, ok?
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Take your time and this old man after, after you're done you
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No, no, there's the move after you're done.
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You know you go, hey baby girl have a seat before you gotta get
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You gotta get out of here, you gotta go.
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You said baby girl, all the girls in here pussy got dry as shit
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Baby girl, you have a seat before you go before you, I'm letting
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her know you got to get out of.
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That is the, that is II I don't want to win.
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I'll say what time is it?
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I've seen, I've seen this in full house baby girl sitting right
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here in the corner to give you a lesson.
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I'm sorry, I did that dad.
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It's, it's time to go.
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We're not gonna do it again.
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You, you trying to sleep over?
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I haven't even taken off of my shirt and then she turns around
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she goes put my bra on, I'm like, OK, you can take like take
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off, you don't take off your shirt.
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Listen, this is the I take off my shirt.
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I don't even wear muscle shirts or something like that.
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Like because I got those like baby titties.
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It looks like um you got the, the baby titties.
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It looks like it looks like it looks like I'm transitioning
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like I'm three weeks in taking the pill and my shit.
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I'm, I'm changing bodies.
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You know what I mean?
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Now I'm gonna be Jada tomorrow a shirt.
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You'll be confused like, yo, my man's transitioning.
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He's doing his thing.
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He's three weeks in, he's taking those pills, you know, taking
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So yeah, I don't take off my shirt.
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So wait, what kind of shirt do you do?
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You sleeveless or sleeved or is it like a nude shirt?
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That kind of matches your skin tone.
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At least that you coming in and you know, it's, it's a white
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You know what I mean?
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White tea, just ha white white tea and just dick out and just
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Can we talk about the hard launch real quick?
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Jesus got a whole family.
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We never seen them on is on IG.
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So, so put up his wife fee for sure.
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I do not want to do a crime with this motherfucker, this motherfucker
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just snitching his way into everything.
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You do soft launches or hard launches.
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Well, I do the launches that need to be launched.
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Oh no, like I'm, I'm in a relationship.
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She, she even look at the camera.
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Yeah, I'm in a relationship.
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I am, I am in a relationship but it's, you know, it's like it's
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like real, you know what I mean?
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Like it's like a real relationship.
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I met his family, like you met the family, I met his family.
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He, he knows my family, you know.
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So it's like it's pretty cool.
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Dominican, he's not Dominican.
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He is from Nueva Zia, he's Samoan and a rock.
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So wait, what did you do for the hard launch?
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You just, you, you put him.
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Yeah, just put him up because.
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So what happened was there he is, there's Mr Booth.
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You look like you got adopted by this family.
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So basically like, all right, you know how people say like
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I give like male, not, not male energy, but you can tell I grew
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up with brothers, I need to date somebody that is like more
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And he is like, you know, he's like a manly man, you know what
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And so he has this drone and he's like showing off because he's
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like, you know, telling the family, like, yo, everybody look
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at the drone and wave and he's gonna do like this whole epic
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like pull out, but it turns out that goes the wrong direction
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and he's just zooms in, you're about to get pregnant pregnant
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He's looking at it like he's like, you know, like you tell me
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about the is going on.
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So I was doing videos with him and a lot of people was like, yo
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So then I ended up posting him and telling them like, you know
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I met him in 2016 and like, now we're together now you were
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All right, here comes my favorite segment, White People problems
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We've got Sarah Wilkinson here.
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She saved up money for 20 years.
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She saved up money, she saved up money for her big wedding day
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And then when she turned 40 during lockdown, she decided to
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buy herself, an engagement ring because she was gonna marry
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Now, why do you need so much attention?
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Just say you married?
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Just go to the courts.
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No, no, she, she didn't marry somebody else.
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I'm married to myself.
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Why are you yelling at me?
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Like I, I'm not this shit.
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I'll be like, oh, I'm just married to myself.
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Do I need to show you a party?
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Do I need to show you a picture?
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Have you ever had anybody that says I'm gonna marry myself
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I just feel like you couldn't do it like you couldn't just throw
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like an extravagant birthday out of all three of us.
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Who do you think will marry themselves?
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I think it'll be Eric.
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You look like you look.
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It's a brand new season.
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Why you always gotta come out hours in the fucking mirror like
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As much as you hate the whites, you have white energy and you
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feel like you would marry yourself, bro.
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First of all, you were dressed like you work at H and R block
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So don't come to me that I look like a white.
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You were dressed like you, you got tee time after this episode
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It look like I got credit.
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Don't mean you have to make fun of me for this shit.
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Does it, does it look like it's giving you you got the white
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It's got dealership vibes.
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It's got like, I'll get you a deal, right.
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I'll get your clothes by tonight.
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Hell yeah, I get what you're saying.
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But this right here, let's talk about.
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You are about to see a, see a bad bitch from New York.
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First of all, I don't like we've been doing how many episodes
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I don't like how excited you guys are right now.
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This is my favorite fucking video right here.
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This, this a couple of nights ago, it's trash night.
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I'm taking out the trash uh in my house and uh as I'm walking
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back, I heard a hiss and I was like, what is that?
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This possum comes at me.
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I didn't think possum was a fan.
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I know they played dead.
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I thought they were, they were slow.
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No, he was, he was fast.
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He was, he was rabbit or something.
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And I, you know, I jumped back and scared him off that I don't
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even need the audio because I already know you drop my phone
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jumped out of my back pocket.
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He dropped the phone.
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This look at, look at it, drops up my back pocket.
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I pick it up and the flashlight had turned on the flashlight
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I wanted to let you know that's how scared you were.
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I flew out your ass.
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That's how scared you were.
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His strategy to scare the thing was to just do clap.
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It's like if you got a problem, you little possum.
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I will clap the shit out too.
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That's what he was saying.
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Let me tell you, you know, my, my loud noise would be just be
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like, hey, that's it, man.
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You look at me leave.
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Hey, I keep my T shirt on.
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Hey, we're going to take a quick commercial break.
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But when we come back, we've got some special guests.
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We also got Pero Ka.
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You don't want to miss it.
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We got robbed the first night you started the story.
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It's a beautiful place.
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It's very s my own security guard.
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All right guys, welcome back.
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Like Eric said earlier, we have a special guest in the building
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The boys are in the building from the hot podcast, La Platica
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Make some noise right now.
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Family for Josh and Seba.
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We got to step our shit up, man.
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This is, well, I'm glad you said that dude because I was going
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to say your shit up.
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This is an intervention for stepping your shit up.
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This is the type of, is this just a regular, some shit dude?
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It's weird because I feel like I'm a part of the Atlantic cruise
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with the three of us.
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I'm so excited right now guys, you don't even understand.
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I've always wanted to be a part of a hot crew, you know, hot,
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you know what I'm saying?
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Or accept the application so we can see what we can do.
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Now in the green room, I've never seen so nervous about what
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he was wearing this button.
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I feel like I know you guys, you know, this is the guy I would
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go to clubs and like pick up girls with.
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He gives me like, hold on, hold on.
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Let me tell you said are these first impressions we used to
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pick up, he used to pick up girls.
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He said we, I feel like if I would hang out with Josh, we would
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pick up chicks and he pick up his shirt.
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I feel like they're so accurate by the way.
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And with you, I feel like we would try these new drugs and you're
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like you can, which is very accurate as well.
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You know, you're a healthy Latino.
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You know what I mean?
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You, you fix your demons, you're just like, you know, centered
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his chakras are aligned with that fucking crazy energy.
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You're like, dude, relax.
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What's going on with you bud?
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What's up with your aura?
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I like it but I feel like I know you, I feel like this had to happen
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Like I got the three GS here and G 12 and three fight about who's
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G, one or G two or G three G.
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So I'm like, if they don't fight, you can fight.
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You see Sasha is one of those girls.
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Like if we, she can get down, I can see that.
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Are you from New York?
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Like OK, you got that New York energy from the Bronx, Dominicana
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The puffer gave it away.
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Where do we go from a party?
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Uh Dominican Republic?
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Where, where Puerto Plata?
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Yeah, he's throwing at me.
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We always have, we always have like these like new slangs and
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stuff like that like today when he was like pp show him a hot
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bitch on fucking Instagram.
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He's like pie just like that word was hilarious.
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We were in ad R you know, just up and down the WW that's what they
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I was like, yall fucking, we were out in the Yeah.
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Did you guys get on the mota concho?
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Like on the motorbikes.
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Did you guys get on the motorbikes?
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That show was so much fun.
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It beautiful out there is, is very beautiful.
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Waiting for somebody to talk about Dr I'll be like, man, yo
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when is somebody going to talk about Dr I'm glad we talked
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I've heard Sasha speak, you know, I actually have some Dominican
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friends and uh they took me to uh Casa de Campo, which is probably
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one of the nicest places I've ever been to in my life, to be honest
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And uh yeah, and uh so after that, I was like, let's just go back
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It's uh the people are amazing.
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And I mean, I'm Mexican so I like to be biased because I like
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I like to say that like my cultures are shit but people, people
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people from Dr I mean, one thing about us is that we love hospitality
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We, it's embedded in us.
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It's like, are you good?
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You just get ad r in our country.
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I'm glad I'm glad you guys had a great time because it's like
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yeah, it was a blast.
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That was uh that was my second time going.
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But this is like the first time I actually got to like, I like
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He just stays flexing on the Yeah.
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So we learn a lot of slang in Dr because I hired a security.
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That's my flex security guard was uh arm and he exposure.
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We got, we got robbed the first night.
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You know, it's a beautiful place.
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It's very safe but my own security guard.
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What we were both like, why would you get security guard?
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Did you get robbed robbed or was it like one of those robberies
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Like, oh should we get robbed?
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Like, like those are some nice.
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Let me put those on robbed?
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No, no, it wasn't like they robbed us specifically, like they
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robbed their airbnb.
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So we weren't home, right?
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You know, enjoy their vacation, but we gonna take some of their
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I would have done the same.
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So we wanna make you guys feel comfortable.
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We, we're gonna do a little version of this and that.
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I know you guys do that on your podcast where we throw scenarios
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a few questions, questions and you guys are gonna give us what
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Uh So for the fellow, first one is uh would you 10 out of 10 face
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or 10 out of 10 heart?
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Like we talking about like uh an females, I mean or whatever
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I don't know where I'm at in my life at the moment, I'm gonna
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But if you would ask me this question like, you know, 67 years
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ago, I would have gone on face.
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That's hot guy shit right there.
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He always pulls that shit like yo right now I'm taking my time
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I'm I'm gonna let you know now everybody on the IG live, all
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Oh no, he cares, he fucking cares.
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There's attractive people that open their mouth and just
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flies come out of their mouth.
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They just like attractive people.
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There's billions of them.
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So visible ex tattoo on their body or face tattoo like uh like
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our partner to have um face tat, face tats, a teardrop I can
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deal with that, that her tears away.
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You know what I'm saying?
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You won't need a bodyguard in fucking because a face tat could
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It could be like a little hard, you know what I'm saying?
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But an ex tattoo that I want to, you know, that's triggering
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I already get tight if I see him liking another girl's picture
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So I'm like, if I feel a tattoo, we chopping that whole arm off
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I feel like if you got your ex hatter on you, you don't go to the
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next stage on dating.
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If you don't have a right, don't expose that.
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Cover that shit off first.
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I could tell you never dated a Chola because let me tell you
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my first Children tricked me.
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I'm just like, yo, that motherfucker must have died and she's
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like, no, it's my baby daddy.
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I'm like OK, would you date a bottle girl or an eyelash tech
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That's a no brainer.
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I would go eyelash tech but I don't see anything wrong with
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I thought like she has like her own little small business she's
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You know what I'm saying?
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That's something I just, I think she got her head on right arm
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I'm taking notes of this crazy baby daddy or crazy stepkid
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I, I'll take the baby daddy, baby daddy.
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Oh Yeah, because you can fight him, you fight him.
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Oh So you're a big dude.
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See I had a crazy baby daddy.
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Uh No, I go crazy stepkid but isn't, isn't there a daddy still
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Like potentially in the picture?
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Maybe the dad's cool but the kids are but you can't do nothing
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to those kids and they're like running amok and you can't,
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you know, put your hands on them and he's like a crazy baby mom
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You'd be like, bitch, if you show up, I will fuck you up.
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Uh I was dating this girl in college.
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She had a kid, father was locked up.
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I didn't know he was getting out soon.
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Let's start there like, yeah, soon, soon.
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So she lived in Brooklyn and uh I dropped her off and I'm walking
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back to the train all of a sudden I hear yo, Eric.
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I was like, who knows me in Brooklyn?
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And this dude's just standing there big dude.
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That's why I see your height.
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I'm, I'm picking kids.
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I can mess a kid up.
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One of you will roll up on me.
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So he like, yo, I'm like uh huh.
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And I see the picture.
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I remember the picture.
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Yeah, my voice went up.
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I was like, I saw him and I remember the picture.
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I was like, oh what's up, man?
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And he was just like uh I'll come you and come visit me.
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I was, I was like, I'm sorry, that's, that's a great life.
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Here's the day I commute and come visit me.
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And I was like, iii, I don't, I didn't know protocol.
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I didn't know I was supposed to visit you.
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He was like, yeah, I dated a girl with a kid and uh I gave the dad
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the respect and I came to visit him to let him know I was in his
22:35
You could have done the same.
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And I was like, I, I didn't have, I didn't have the guide.
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That's the fourth G right there.
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I don't know that the four G.
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That's kind of true though.
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You should have you.
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I was going to jail.
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I go with the baby daddy because I feel like even if he could
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kick my ass, he, I just get my ass whooped every once in a while
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With the kids, they're there all the time.
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That's what I'm saying.
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I can't kick them out.
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You know, they're there all the time.
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Smelly feet or smelly coop.
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Come on, dude, smelly feet.
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I'm like, no, that's a given.
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You say that you don't even think.
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Come on, you agree because look at it, Mr Fucking picky.
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He's about to hit us on the line.
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Yeah, it's normal smelly cos I mean you never heard like uh
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people uh they let out like certain like hormones or pheromones
23:37
So like that they are you fucking pull that off?
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I think you're going to be able to do.
23:46
People are attracted to pheromones.
23:48
You know, people eat fish, you know what I'm saying?
23:57
I would have been like, oh what the fuck I can see why Jesus was
24:00
so excited to have on the podcast.
24:03
He's about to join this fucking dreaming.
24:05
I can't do smelly feet.
24:07
I had to go smelly feet and I was like this bitch smells like
24:09
a construction worker like yo, like Paas, wait, no mama.
24:14
We having fucking cheese and crackers.
24:15
What the fuck is going on?
24:17
It made my eyes water.
24:22
You never ate a bag of chips.
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I never had a bag of chips.
24:25
You know, like I have like, no, they don't, they.
24:32
So you're talking about like a vinegary smell?
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I think you're talking about like the ruffles queso.
24:46
Does have a funk to it, especially the Mexico kind.
24:52
He's such a flip flopper can.
24:57
By the end of this episode, he's gonna be sitting on both your
25:00
I have my all right.
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Well, we're gonna take a quick commercial break and when we
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come back, we got more with La Platica Podcast.
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Oh, that guy fucks bitches and we're back and we've got a brand
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new segment called Trend Projections where we want you guys
25:23
to weigh in and tell us you think these things are still gonna
25:26
So, uh what kind of trends do you guys think are here to stay
25:29
and why he's gonna say he's not going, there's something special
25:36
I mean, we can all see it already even if you don't like the music
25:39
you can't even hate on the guy that I was about to say.
25:42
I think he's a trendsetter.
25:45
You see a bunch of kids getting that same 2030.
25:47
You think he's gonna have the double and it will be a whole thing
25:53
You know what I mean?
25:53
He'll meet a candle and then they'll change it up.
25:56
I think he's like two more years until just doing pure romantic
25:59
You know, his whole bad bunny.
26:02
He was like first he was trapped, he switched on us and I didn't
26:05
even notice I'm like, yo, what the fuck wearing a pink shirt
26:08
What the fuck happened?
26:09
His recent album is just all trapped now.
26:13
But no, but I think, I think, I think so too.
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I think the one might be a little shorter but until 2030.
26:19
No, he's, he's really talented.
26:21
And the thing about him is that he's in every genre reggaeton
26:25
He's not a one hit wonder anymore.
26:26
Like he's already established himself as an artist.
26:28
I think, like, when you're at that point it's kind of hard to
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completely erase yourself.
26:32
I think the Oculus, um, I think it's here to stay.
26:35
I just don't think they'll look as big.
26:36
Yeah, I think it's gonna be embedded in your eye in 1920 30 2030
26:41
It's not even gonna look like this.
26:42
Hell, yeah, I'll be using that.
26:45
I actually bought some recently and, uh, how is it?
26:49
Is it like, uh, is there any additional gadget that wasn't
26:55
the question you asked me?
26:59
It's actually really amazing.
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I mean, the shit we can do nowadays is, it's wild.
27:05
There, there's actually a little golf game that you play and
27:08
uh, it looks like you're at a golf course.
27:15
I actually do you need, if you have a tee time with AAA spot open
27:18
if you wanted to come, join me and Josh, when and where I'll
27:23
Let me tell you, I will leave the pocket.
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Yo, this five in the morning though.
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I'm, I'm there, I'm there five in the morning.
27:31
You get here on time and you get there.
27:35
I hope that they, they're kidding because that watching you
27:39
show up and like golf, like, are they here that you're going
27:43
to look exactly the same?
27:44
Just what a white kid fucking, you know, how do you know how
27:49
to golf girl, quit playing anyway?
27:53
I can't do this because I get into it too much.
27:56
I'm in that world and I get scared and I'm like, all right, this
27:58
is too because I'm invested in this world and it freaks me out
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like I did the one in the mall where you're like, you're in and
28:04
you're like, in space and that freaked me out.
28:09
And the kids were like, hurry up and I'm like, hold on.
28:11
I feel like this will take dating to the next level.
28:14
Like long, like if you're skyping or whatever, like video
28:19
call, I feel like one day they'll get us to a place like a virtual
28:24
reality where we don't, where we'd rather be there than in
28:27
That's what I'm afraid of what I'm scared.
28:30
Don't be afraid of the future in technology.
28:34
They probably in it right now.
28:36
Made you on like, don't say that because I don't believe it
28:39
And they, yeah, they did a great job.
28:45
Creepy mustache, creepy mustache.
28:46
If a guy was talking to me and he looked like that, I think he
28:50
would Roofy my drink.
28:51
You know what I mean?
28:52
Like I'd just be like, trends come back in style and I feel like
28:55
the mustaches wasn't cool, like 10 years ago and then like
28:57
maybe like 20 years ago it was, and then it's like, kind of
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back, you know what I mean?
29:01
Would you guys do the mustache?
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No, I wouldn't do that.
29:04
II, I can't trust a guy with that mustache.
29:07
I mean, he has a mustache.
29:10
You have the face for it.
29:12
I would have to trim this really short.
29:13
You'll still see it and then the mustache will be prominent
29:17
I can, no, I haven't been like that since I was like in seventh
29:23
That now that I think about it, that is like 1/7 grade mustache
29:25
when it starts growing in.
29:30
It's a good look on him though.
29:32
Yeah, he looks fine and at the end of the day, if you want to wear
29:34
whatever you want, do it because he has so much confidence
29:38
He straight posed and he makes the mustache.
29:41
He squinted the eyes and everything here.
29:46
But is that trend gonna stay?
29:47
The mustache has been the, is gonna stay.
29:57
The part, the part that guy fucks bitches.
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Are you the father in the Adams family?
30:06
Family is the Adams family?
30:09
Is that what it was?
30:11
You, you run a cartel, you look like a strict father.
30:16
That's what I'm saying.
30:20
I give pop to the girls who still do it.
30:22
You can't even take a shower correctly because water, you
30:25
can't close your eyes properly and water gets in your eye.
30:28
There are videos where girls when they go to sleep, they put
30:31
like little like eye protectors so they could go to sleep and
30:34
they could take a shower because it just goes in your eye.
30:37
My girl always leaves like there's always some like strays
30:42
getting out of the pool.
30:43
I'm like, like it's just like you threw acid in my eye.
30:47
I was like, I can't do it.
30:49
That is, I don't have a problem with like fake lashes.
30:52
But those, like you got broomsticks right there.
30:56
They look like you have broomsticks looks like you have a Velcro
31:03
I think it's too much.
31:04
I don't think it's gonna stay, I don't know.
31:06
Sesame Street Snuff.
31:10
This is like, all right girl.
31:12
Those are a little two OD.
31:26
She lashes are typing.
31:30
We got the smart cars coming out like for real.
31:36
I think this truck is so bad ass.
31:39
I think like, what, three years ago you could put $100 on if
31:46
Mad Max, it's giving Mad Max.
31:57
They have a prototype that they, it was like supposed to be
32:02
Let me tell you, let me tell you why Jesus is conflicted.
32:05
He wanted to hate it.
32:06
But then you said, oh I put $100 now.
32:08
One now he's like, you know what, let me remind me of like the
32:14
I like, it reminds me of Two Raids titties.
32:16
Like how it's always, it's a triangular, like it's fucking
32:22
It looks like what I drew in fucking kindergarten.
32:24
That was my first car drawing.
32:27
Like I don't like it.
32:34
I mean, come on, it's wild.
32:37
I still like what a car looks like.
32:39
Look, I don't like a fucking back to the future.
32:41
Look, I'm not looking forward to this.
32:43
Call me old head, whatever you want.
32:44
What's the year that they said?
32:46
Like they cannot sell anymore?
32:47
I think it's gonna be 2030.
32:50
We're gonna, everybody's gonna have like electric cars.
32:52
That's all they're gonna be selling.
32:53
Yeah, I'll take a cyber truck I think.
32:55
But this is gonna stay, there's gonna be, this is, this trend
32:57
is gonna stay, put your bi in the back here.
33:00
Yeah, they're here to stay here.
33:05
No, I here's the thing about the tank tops.
33:07
I can't wear them because I got a little baby titties.
33:11
I heard and it looks like I'm transitioning.
33:13
It looks like I'm like three weeks in changing my body and it
33:16
just looks, I can't do it.
33:19
If you can wear that small as shirt, you can wear a tank.
33:24
You gotta have confidence you know, it's a large, it's a large
33:31
for me, I think with tank tops, you just gotta have the confidence
33:34
because there's a lot of dudes that I don't have that confidence
33:37
You can tell those dudes have a lot of confidence that dude
33:39
got his tank tucked under his boxes.
33:43
I got Do J Goanna with the bombs?
33:48
I mean, this still looks dirty though.
33:50
You don't even wear tank tops like underneath that shirt.
33:53
You, I can't even wear a shirt without it feels like a bra or
33:57
I think a bra will feel like and, but it was, I just feel comfortable
34:01
I mean, I like it so will just be under my shirt like this.
34:05
I won't wear a tank but I'll wear like something like that,
34:08
something like that I wear every time I get dressed, I'll put
34:10
a tank top on and then whatever, even if it's like if it's a regular
34:12
T shirt, but this is, I don't like, I don't get hot.
34:16
Damn tank tops are here to stay.
34:18
That's, this is fucking your style of vibe right here.
34:23
That would be you guys.
34:28
I think it's confidence at the end of the day.
34:30
She got the puzzle bru my hair cut.
34:31
She got the sunglasses, she got the, she's goofy.
34:35
She's fucking goofy.
34:36
Like if she walked up I would be like get the, get the fuck out
34:40
I really would, I really would be like get your goof the fuck
34:44
But it's, it's everything, it's the peso puma haircut.
34:48
You know what you give you the, the, the, the glasses, right
34:53
Why would you, you give fashion Nova girls like you into fashion
34:56
Nova girls, they all wear that.
34:58
You're trying too hard to be weird.
35:00
What happened with just being weird?
35:01
You have to just say you don't like this because you're just
35:11
I didn't say that but your but your energy agrees with it.
35:15
You know what I mean?
35:16
Do you agree with me?
35:18
I'm just saying, you don't like this at all because this is
35:20
you know why I fucking hate this shit because I'm trying to
35:22
be like, oh I'm weird and I don't know.
35:25
I know you're not, that's too much confidence for a weird girl
35:28
A weird girl is at home picking her nose doing weird shit.
35:31
Building a little village with her burgers and shit.
35:34
This isn't fucking weird.
35:37
I will say that you are not weird.
35:40
I see the point that you're saying because there was this girl
35:42
that was saying that they feel like they're appropriating
35:44
weird girl like culture but it's like, girl, you're trying
35:52
If you, if you pick your nose and you put in weird spots, she'll
35:54
be like, oh what the fuck?
35:55
No, but you're not weird then stop fucking acting like you're
35:58
I'm like, you're weird.
36:02
But whatever muscle on that knee, I'm like, what do you call
36:12
That's what it's like.
36:13
Oh, Jesus Christ, we've got the automated delivery.
36:18
Uh, is this here to stay?
36:20
I think it's going to be here to stay.
36:22
They're pretty crazy.
36:23
They're, I've seen all over Hollywood.
36:25
I see him in Hollywood a lot.
36:27
Why would they there, out of all places?
36:29
I think they're here to stay if they make it bulletproof and
36:33
Like, you know what I'm saying?
36:33
Like, people are gonna try to, like, try to get in or people
36:36
like, tip them over too.
36:37
I don't know if they have some sort of system that puts them
36:38
back on track but they're gonna get better.
36:40
They're gonna, they're gonna stay, hopefully they get better
36:42
because if they don't, I feel like they're not here to stay
36:44
I feel like it's too much money to be running those little autos
36:50
I don't think that, I think that I've seen a couple on the highway
36:52
I'm always surprised that they're not graffiti.
36:54
They're like, perfect.
36:56
I'm like, who placed this here?
36:57
I think they have an alarm that start, like, sounding off if
36:59
people get like, too close to it and stuff.
37:02
I don't know, I don't know.
37:09
I got POY wife's fucking body.
37:11
You know what I mean?
37:12
I mean, first of all olive oil, but it's a, but they, like, at
37:22
the point in the relationship where they're trying to match
37:23
baby putting your boots on, I'm gonna put my boots on.
37:26
At first I was like, upset about it because I'm like, why Jenner
37:30
like whatever, like, but now like, ok, if it's, if they're
37:33
really like, if it's genuine, genuine, but if it's not, yo
37:36
you had why Kendall man?
37:38
Just based on her track record?
37:39
I don't think it's gonna last like, I feel like she just didn't
37:43
didn't see the Kim Kardashian wearing a shirt of like her
37:46
Like all the guys that she's dating and stuff like that, like
37:49
her family knows how she kind of roll.
37:50
This is how I know that, that bad bunny don't speak English
37:53
Because if he did, if he did that, he would know how, how mu how
37:57
much people drag Kendall.
37:59
Like every decision that Kendall has ever made was always
38:02
The Pepsi commercial, the Tequila, all this stuff and you
38:06
still think you don't speak of the English.
38:09
But anyway, but if it's genuine, if it's real then whatever
38:12
I think maybe it's what they both need right now.
38:14
But last forever, he even said on one of his lyrics, I believe
38:19
on his recent album that in like 2030 he's still gonna be remaining
38:24
So I, I think he's a top artist that, like, predicts his own
38:29
future and he sticks with it.
38:31
But I mean, at the beginning, yeah, everybody's kind of like
38:34
But you, you, I didn't hate it.
38:42
She moving in on your group, dude.
38:44
These are my friends.
38:45
I'm part of the trio like that.
38:48
Golf golf five, am yo, man.
38:53
But hey, I would never wish on anybody if it's genuine and it's
39:00
I remember my first white girl.
39:01
I started wearing matching shit with her and shit and my friends
39:04
were like, yo, what are you doing, dog?
39:05
I'm like, oh she's crazy, dude.
39:10
Yeah, I was thinking if it's a tip of tongue, say it, me and my
39:20
man be matching sometimes.
39:24
I think he's Samoan.
39:28
Samoan is not white.
39:30
They probably let me, yeah, let me tell you what.
39:33
She's hitting you with the Samoan first in your head.
39:35
You go oh I see the rock.
39:38
Like the Samoan tribal.
39:40
He doesn't have the tattoos.
39:41
He doesn't have the, he's a beefcake.
39:45
He's like, she showed us a video of him like they went on a hike
39:49
and they're, they got stopped by a little river and they were
39:52
like, oh, we gotta turn back and he said, yeah, fucking through
39:55
Just, just, I was like, what happened in the middle?
40:02
Taking his whole family and shit, he was in a bear came like
40:10
He kills a squirrel with a fucking spit.
40:16
So yes, he's, he's have some halfway and like we've ma he's
40:22
Don't make it weird.
40:24
Let me take a good look at you.
40:25
You got some ears on you but now we got Sasha's favorite segment
40:33
This one is you corny instead of a hater.
40:36
Who's your Jada and the group?
40:38
We could tell that sometimes he's our Jada, Javr Jada.
40:41
Sometimes he be hating us.
40:43
We're at like, you know, at a party and you got to stop at night
40:49
We say we were leaving at night.
40:51
He's the guy, we're at the club.
40:53
He's like, you almost bounce you coming or what?
40:54
Like we, we all vibing y'all get an Uber or y'all can come, I'm
41:03
You're just like the VIP and he's doing this shit right here
41:09
He's like, it was like, oh I'm gonna say this, I'm gonna let
41:15
Jesus have this one because he's trying to impress y'all.
41:17
So OK, I'll be in Jada today.
41:21
All right, but this is, this is our section of, right.
41:25
Uh We have Jada Pink uh because you know, I feel like with the
41:30
whole thing that happened with the entanglement and then
41:32
the, and the, the, the, the slap and all that stuff, I think
41:36
that just let it ride out, just let it ride out.
41:39
And then all of a sudden with everything that's happening
41:42
like all these important things that are happening in Palestine
41:45
and Israel, what makes it worse is that she comes out and she
41:48
tries to update us on her relationship.
41:51
And I think that the, the part that got me was when she was just
41:54
like, I was surprised when he called me, his wife.
42:03
Well, she's saying that they are, they're not, they weren't
42:05
they were separated, right?
42:05
They're married technically.
42:07
But yeah, but you showed up like you ain't an actress.
42:10
You don't know how to act.
42:11
Like y'all showed up in the red carpet together and y'all looked
42:14
at each other googly eyes, y'all look like husband and wife
42:17
How are you surprised?
42:18
I can't imagine how will feels about everything that she's
42:21
been doing recently.
42:22
He came out a New York Times article saying like, oh, he supports
42:25
her and, and I'm just like that.
42:35
The thing is that like, it don't matter what y'all going through
42:38
if your unit is you against the world, right?
42:40
And that you guys should have, if you guys are having issues
42:43
you guys should talk about it together not to the whole world
42:46
about it because now she trying to on it and you can just tell
42:49
the whole internet it's kind of like against her.
42:51
Like nobody's really riding with her on this.
42:52
There's a lot of backlash she's even, and she think she is like
42:55
Like, you know, she's like standing up and talking about the
42:58
real shit, but it's like, it is not a good look.
43:00
It's just literally that especially when like, there's more
43:03
important things in the world right now that are happening
43:05
and then Jada goes, well, uh talk about terrorism.
43:08
Let's see how we're going to terrorize today.
43:11
So that's why you're corny, by the way during the segment,
43:14
we always like to ask her guess what their corn is.
43:15
But I'm, I'm, I'm already upset because I could feel like my
43:19
I just too, I care too much.
43:25
But we do ask what is your something that's corny about you
43:34
I don't think that's corny though.
43:40
You think that's corny?
43:44
He flipped it on me.
43:45
He flipped it on me.
43:51
I, I'll give you a park and cry in the car.
43:54
You cried to Lincoln Park.
43:55
He cries to Lincoln Park Park is a great numb.
44:00
Uh uh Which one you want, buddy?
44:03
How much time we got in the end?
44:06
You hear the lyrics?
44:07
Do you not know my childhood pain?
44:08
Yeah, dude, didn't think about all that shit and I let it out
44:12
and I just feel like I'm a white boy at heart, dude.
44:14
You know what I mean?
44:15
And uh yeah, what's your, what's your cor name?
44:17
Look at me like a weird looking my car.
44:21
I don't like to microwave two things at once.
44:25
I don't like to hold on, hold on, hold on.
44:28
If you don't like to two things at once.
44:33
If you got rice and beans, you gonna do rice first.
44:37
They're separate things.
44:38
If they're in separate containers, like a specific thing
44:41
needs its own amount of heat.
44:46
You know what's sad?
44:47
I wanna make fun of.
44:48
Like my wife yelled at me the other day.
44:52
So we got two boys and sometimes you're in a rush and then we
44:55
got the little craft mac and cheese and stuff and I do one at
44:58
She's like, why don't you put them both?
44:59
And I was like, I need his own.
45:00
Like the hell is wrong with you in my head.
45:04
I'm like, it's, it's not gonna cook right?
45:06
The heat, the heat doesn't distribute evenly.
45:11
I don't know if that's corny.
45:13
I'm trying to figure out what's my corny girl.
45:16
We already know your corny.
45:23
That's, that's my cor, that's not, that's not corny ass problem
45:30
I think, I think mine would be like, uh, I, like, I genuinely
45:32
enjoy, like, crying in movies.
45:35
You know what's not corny K pop?
45:43
I meter just exploded.
45:50
Oh Yeah, it became an orm and we gonna watch it live.
46:03
No, I said just cry in the movie.
46:05
The last movie that made you cry.
46:07
Oh I watched one yesterday called Million Miles Away like
46:10
the first title alone.
46:14
Yeah, it's a good movie.
46:15
It's like the first Mexican astronaut.
46:16
It's like a super inspiring movie.
46:19
And then I have a man named Otto, you guys see that one, you know
46:23
they're both powerful movie.
46:28
The one that fucked me up and it was like a genuine crime was
46:34
The end of jobs, the girl and the, the dad's denying the love
46:43
for his kid and the kid is like fighting for it, fighting for
46:45
And at the end like he gives up the most important interview
46:48
to stop and have a moment with this kid and reveals that he's
46:52
always cared about it.
46:52
He just, he's just broken.
46:54
He doesn't know how to express it.
46:57
That was with Michael Fassbender because he had, before he
47:01
had the apple, he had the Linda.
47:03
I think it was called Lisa.
47:05
That's when he revealed that he named the Lisa after his, that
47:10
was gonna be like the apple original name Lisa.
47:12
But he explained that the Lisa is actually named because of
47:14
something like scientific and it was not.
47:16
But at the end of the day, she's like, why did you say that, that
47:18
He's like, of course it was you.
47:19
I just didn't know how to explain that it was you.
47:21
I don't have the heart to do right now.
47:23
Look at him, you know why it makes Yeah, it makes sense because
47:30
You know that right?
47:31
The thing is like with Latinos, like our dads are always tough
47:34
and they never show expressions and like I had that with my
47:39
So when I had that moment, it reminded me of that like the moment
47:41
that he did show that he was vulnerable and we were like, fuck
47:45
it was just everything those movies gonna hit you.
47:46
Like, dude, my father passed away.
47:48
Creed two had just come out and I went to go watch it.
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It's a boxing movie.
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But at the end, at the end, he goes and he visits Eric opening
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up, you go visit the tombs on his dad and he's like this is my
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wife and I was like, is this Eric opening up about his pop?
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You know what I'm talking?
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Shit, fucking watch the movie, I guess, no emotion, just fucking
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tears and just get all I gotta make a noise out of here.
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I, I wanna say thank you guys for pulling up.
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Uh is, is supposed to do the out trip but he wants you guys to
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stay so he's not doing it.
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So we had an amazing time with you guys.
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Let everybody know where they can find you.
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You can find us on our own social media platforms that I have
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us and the Josh Lava.
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Uh We're on youtube Apple Podcast, Spotify, uh la Platica
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Um And yeah, that's about it.
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But before we actually go, first of all, I wanna thank you guys
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So this was an incredible experience, but I have something
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for you because I know that you're like a fan or something like
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that to make me, me and DJ, we would like to crown you as one of
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So we brought you down on his knees and shit about the swag.
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I heard H and R block somewhere about that.
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So we go out of your own bandana, the bandana game.
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I know you probably just got a haircut.
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So we crown you with a CBD ID.
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That's what we're talking about.
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Yo, I wanna change the name to the Platica to plas, you know
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If I put it on you, please put it on me.
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It's never been done before.
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You heard it here live at two TV?
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But it's cool with you.
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How bad do you want it?
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Oh yo, dog, hold on, hold on you.
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Yo, yo, I'm already, I'm feeling master at this.
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I'm already feeling the confidence of sexiness.
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I'm already talking.
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I feel, I feel like we should hit a festival voice.
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Make sure it's tucked in.
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Pull from the background, the ears don't make it weird.
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Hey, how does that feel?
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Don't make it weird.
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Let me have a look at you.
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You got some ears on you.
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Hey, that looks actually good.
50:37
Let me see real quick.
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Let me fix you up real quick, please.
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That's right there for you to look right there.
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I feel like saying shit like now for the next step just in case
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you wanna sell it later on ebay, we should sign it for you.
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Is that right in my fucking face?
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What we gonna do is sign it for you?
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Oh There's my signature.
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You want to be homie your year 23?
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That let me get a signature.
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I appreciate you guys.
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That ain't no part of the game.
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Hey, no, I'm just a cool shit.
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Like, like I don't wanna be here but I'm here.
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Hey, pretend like your homie calling you and you're gonna
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go to meet the podcast.
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I'm gonna be like, yo, I'm right now.
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No, no big deal, you know, homie Mosa.
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Hell yeah, I appreciate it.
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Thanks for everybody in the.
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