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Getting Hard with Concrete

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Internet legend, rapper, and comedian Concrete explains Paisa Jordans, reveals his most expensive purchases to date, and then Gs roast Jesus’ fit. Of course.
Show transcript
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My girl picked this shirt out.
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I was like, no, I can totally see you like that kid from the C
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He looks like the little vacuum of the Zar.
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What's good?
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Mi Gente?
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We're back.
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My name is Sasha Mercy Patriot Support in the building, Eric
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Rivera here and this is another episode of three G's on the
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pod.
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So what's really good?
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No, we chilling, man.
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Yes, sir.
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Let's go.
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Season two season, man.
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Nothing, man.
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I'm excited, dude.
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I'm excited to be here today.
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Uh I wanna introduce AAA homeboy a home me, it's like I'm catering
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to L A now.
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The homeboy the whole me.
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Why are you a caterer?
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Because I'm trying to make people feel good.
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I'm trying to make them feel at home and shit.
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Anyways, when we got my boy in the building, Mr Concrete himself
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you already know this all over my feet, bro.
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I'm like, damn, I don't even follow him on tiktok and he stays
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on my feet.
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I'm like shit.
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Oh Concrete Lives.
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That's it, man.
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You can find it on any platform.
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What did you mostly use?
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Uh Probably Instagram, Instagram.
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Yeah, that, that's why tiktok is just kind of, I just, you know
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throw the same content on there every now and then if it lives
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there lives there.
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Yeah, it's cool.
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I feel like living in L A or like, I feel like Land of Janie but
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I feel like, uh uh do people just automatically want to be entertainers
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because they're like, you guys are in the fucking mecca of
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entertainment, like when you were growing up where you were
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like, oh for sure, I'm gonna be in entertainment.
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Like, was that a thing or I knew what I wanted to do.
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I, I didn't know I was in Hollywood even though I was only 25
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miles away.
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That's what I wanted to ask you.
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Yeah, that's what I wanted to ask.
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Like you're from the valley and I wanted to know like, how is
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the hustle different from anywhere else that you've been
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So you didn't feel like you were Hollywood because the Valley
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just felt too far away from you even though it's like fucking
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just the thought of like being on TV.
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You know, first of all was like, yeah, come on dog, you know
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you know, just growing up in a, you know, not, not, not, not
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very, you know, not a wealthy family or, you know, knowledgeable
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family.
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My parents are first generation, you know, they came here
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they migrated here.
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So for them to be like, we're gonna get you hash shots is gonna
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be $400.
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We're like, what the fuck?
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400 pictures.
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I, I'll take the pictures.
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I was like, no mom, you can't do that.
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It has to be, you know, so they're like, no, you're not doing
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acting shit and for them to take off of work to go to auditions
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and all that, that wasn't gonna happen.
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You know, because to them asking for a day off of work was like
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they were afraid because like I might get fired for that.
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They didn't know they can take a day off.
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They didn't know they can ask for time.
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You know, feel like that.
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Like I still feel like I can't say no to something because I'm
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like, oh you know what I mean?
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I can't take a day off.
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You gotta fucking do everything.
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I've seen some of your gigs.
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You can say no, you can take like, yo, bro, say no to this.
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I'm like, I can't, I mean, I know it's a funeral but this guy
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was, you know what I mean?
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I got to do it.
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But that's a very good perspective of what you were saying
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that your family didn't want to take the time off because they
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were afraid that they were going to lose their bread and butter
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And I think that a lot of times as kids who are kids of immigrant
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families, we always see it as like you wasn't supporting me
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you wasn't supporting me, but there was a whole lot of fear
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and like to support that and I don, I don't hold any kind of resentment
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towards my parents because I get it.
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You know, the only one I know.
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Congratulations.
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Congrats.
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I see my dad.
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I like that right there, dude, introducing a new segment that
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I like to call white people problems.
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Uh Just because, you know, I hear you guys and your neighborhoods
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and I don't know what the hell y'all talking about because
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I live in a white neighborhood.
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We know you live in a white Sasha's.
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Sasha's been to my house.
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She's seen the neighborhood.
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Jesus is not because uh they call the cops.
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So I don't invite them over once and everybody was like, are
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you Eric?
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You're OK.
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You sure.
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Right.
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So I gotta ask is anybody here on the next door neighbor app
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What is that?
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It's some whack shit.
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So it's an app where people go on, you can go on and check your
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neighborhood.
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Now, I'm gonna say this.
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If you live in a dangerous neighborhood, it's entertaining
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It's like somebody got stabbed here, somebody got shot here
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Somebody stole my Yeah, something like that.
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But in my neighborhood is white people complain about crazy
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like, oh my God, we found baby squirrel, what kind of milk should
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we feed?
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And you're like, OK, exactly.
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And they share this share.
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So I got, I got my first white person problem.
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Uh So this woman right here, she says Hi, everyone.
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I set up a go fund me for the kitten.
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I found his standard medical procedures.
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Most of the free clinics are strictly for low income.
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L A city residents.
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Uh, which Burbank does not qualify for.
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So, right away, she's telling you I don't qualify for low income
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All right.
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So she set up this, go for me for this kitten.
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She could have paid out of pocket herself on.
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It will be for blood work checkup, et cetera.
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I was quoted 935 from my usual vet which is an upfront cost.
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I'm not prepared for.
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I really love this guy and we become fast friends.
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I can afford all the day to day necessities and checkups.
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But because of the procedures he needs done immediately,
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I would be very appreciative of some help if you can.
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I'd like to introduce him to the rest of the furry fan but can
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only do that once he's been checked out.
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I refuse to put him in a shelter.
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Kitten season has hit hard.
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I don't even know what kitten season kitten season has hit
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hard.
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Any help would be much appreciated.
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So this woman has set up a gofundme for this kitten that she's
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gonna keep.
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So she's asking us to pay for her kitten.
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Let me tell you something, Jennifer.
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I don't pay for pussy.
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Number one.
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That's number fucking one second of all.
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You fucking right to help her out.
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Kitten.
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Season's hard helping out the kitten dog.
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Come on.
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I think that, uh, openhearted and shit.
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Yeah.
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But if she doesn't qualify, that means she has the money to
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pay for it.
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So, listen up buttercup, pay for it yourself.
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You feel me?
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Come on.
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Do you have people that are poor as heck and still go and figure
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it out and they don't even put a go fund me because they love
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the cat as it's one of their own.
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So you going to do all that stuff to keep it the audacity?
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Do you really think you see yourself asking somebody to pay
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for some shit?
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No, but I'm going through this shit right now, bro.
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I just got a dog and I go through white people promise though
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like, like, like, you know, this was my first dog so like I
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had never had to pick up shit before, you know what I'm saying
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Like, and then so in my neighborhood, like, you know, that's
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frowned upon if you don't do that, right?
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I know concrete lives in a nice neighborhood, by the way, you
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with me now.
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Hey, bro.
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So I walk out, I'm walking my dog and then you know, he's, he's
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he's doing his shit, whatever, you know, and then I, I'm about
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to pick it up and then I see like three bits of homies just looking
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at me, like, is he really gonna pick up that shit?
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Look at, why is he picking up this shit.
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And I was like, oh it's, you know what I'm saying?
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Like, because they were, they were looking at me like, is he
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really about to pick up that shit?
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The shit, yo.
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Yeah, dude, the first time I picked up shit like that, my dad
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was like, get away.
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But technically the fertilizer, isn't it a fertilizer?
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My neighbor, it's a fertilizer.
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I'm helping your grass.
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You're welcome.
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Like, yeah, they got me, they jinked my ass through the fucking
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uh the, the pound and shit.
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They got my dog, they run away and then it got found and I went
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over there and they're like, oh yeah, we'll release her for
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free if you spayed her.
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And I'm like, all right, what is that?
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And they're just like, oh like I thought it was a card for it
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I thought it was like, I don't know what that was poker or something
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If I don't want to spay her, how much is it going to be?
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It's like 150.
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And I'm like, yeah, Spade Debbie, I don't know what that is
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But what time do I need to be here to get her for free?
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And they're like, you, you got for free, you come back at five
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and I'm like, I'll be here at five.
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Peace and then I later found out that she can't have puppies
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and I'm like, what the fuck, what?
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And like, oh you spayed her and I was like, what what happened
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And I got mad because I'm like, how long ago was that clear this
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up on?
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How long ago was it?
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Don't matter the time because if Google was around Google
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you could have just been at home, you could have been like
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what is Spain?
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You know what I mean?
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Three years ago?
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But I ain't going to lie.
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I was hurting at the time.
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I was hurt.
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The special wasn't out yet.
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You know what I mean?
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I was hurting.
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Can I ask what the living conditions were?
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Why did your dog run away from you?
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My dog, I could live a good life and the dog was horned up.
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You got a husky?
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I'm glad they want to be in the, but I love the dog.
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You know what I mean?
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Does he love you don't.
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So I didn't want to say this part.
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No, cancel us, put her down because I thought that was a joke
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for all you white people in the back.
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Look at the white guy over there scared as shit.
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Like what, why would you do that dude?
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I would have took her.
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What the fuck?
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I got like 10 dogs right now.
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So I went to Tucson to my family and she loved it and she was like
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running around with all this fucking land and everything
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And I was like, I thought, can you hold her for like a month?
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And my dad, my dad was like, hey, but why I was like a month.
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Hey, I don't, no, I, no, I don't want dogs.
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Come on, I don't want dogs.
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I don't want no Perros Aqui.
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So I was like, please just for a month and I'll pay for the food
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or whatever because I know he's laughing.
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He's watching this right now.
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Laugh.
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Oh, yeah.
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Right.
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He never pay what I got.
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And then I told my dog because I was like, look, I told you keep
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feeding my dog a certain amount of a certain type of food.
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Legit buys a dog already for eating leftovers and shit fucking
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soup like food like I want and shit though.
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The dog already adapted like a p the last time.
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He's like she listens to whistling water just in this fucking
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bow.
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And that's the thing.
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Everybody gives me the guilt like you left your dog.
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But I felt like the dog wanted to stay there.
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Did you, did you, did you have to do the white thing?
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Like get out of here.
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I don't love you no more.
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Get out of here.
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Get out of here.
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Don't look back now.
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Here.
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I don't have cars out the back window.
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I'm gonna leave now.
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Don't you look back now?
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Are you here?
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What type of, what type of dog you have?
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I have a Jack Russell.
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The fuck is a Jack Russell?
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He was one of the Jack Russell Russell, the dog from the back
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Frasier.
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That's the only reason I got him because he was the one from
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the mass.
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I thought that our dogs were going to be smart like that.
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But the dog I had that is such a white collar.
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Fucking first name Ninja.
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Last name turtle.
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This is a big ninja turtle.
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Come after him.
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He's got a good, I think he's a good boy.
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He speaks English, er speaks English.
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I'm teaching him Spanish.
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I just thought you were going to say a French bulldog like everybody
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else.
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Bull a bull, a bull.
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He has a British accent.
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He's cool, man.
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It's me.
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He barks in British.
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Ninja turtle for real.
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That's his name.
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Yeah.
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Ninja turtle.
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Yeah, my last name.
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You don't have any pets.
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Now, here's the thing.
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My girl, my girl has a cat.
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You got a cat, don't say my girl's got a cat, y'all live together
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but you got a cat.
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But I always told him that.
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Well, it's just so bizarre how you do that all the time.
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What do you mean?
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Because it's just like, I'm very 5050.
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You, you'd be like I went to my girl's refrigerator and I was
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like, damn, I told you this already.
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So when you talk to people, do you go?
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Oh my girl, my girl's got a baby.
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No, it's our baby, bro.
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So it's your cat news.
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Nah, because that motherfucker the minute he trips.
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No, because I don't care for him.
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I don't like fix.
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I don't like clean up for them.
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That's all she does.
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I'm like you do that.
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He not pet.
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I kick it when it was on my way and when she don't see him, I was
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like, fuck up the fuck.
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It ain't my cat.
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It ain't, I don't like cats.
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But what I do like is that she's chill.
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He comes back home on the, you have to put a disclosure for b
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with your mouth.
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First of all, the cats are a different breed, bro.
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They're like, they don't give, you can tell like they don't
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care about you right away.
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He looked at me and he was like, you ain't shit.
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He sensed it, I ain't shit.
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You know what I mean?
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She hasn't sense it yet but he sensed the oh he ain't shit.
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I don't know what you doing with his ass.
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So when the baby came out, he was like, you know, you fucked
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up, right?
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And then, and the thing about the thing about to me, it's like
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I have that Mexican pride shit.
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It's like if I didn't have, if she paid for the house, it's her
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house.
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So I look at it.
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It's like I saw it, it's your house, ok?
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It's your house until you know what I mean?
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Like if it, if I pay for it, then it's my house.
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That's, that's a machista in me.
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I don't know that that's not my, that's, that's her shit.
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You know what I mean?
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Something break, figure it out, the window broke.
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I call somebody, I know a couple of motherfuckers my house
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So it's your baby but it's her cat, her house 100%.
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What was wrong with that?
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I'm just, I'm just asking, I gotta understand.
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So you just staying there?
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So that's what it is.
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You're just staying there until I get a house for both of us
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You know what I'm saying?
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Yo, stick around, stay tuned, sit down and check us out after
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these commercial breaks.
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That be interesting.
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This is funny as shit ever is it, it is.
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My shit is fucked up right now and I feel like crying.
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That's very interesting.
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I think go to therapy and I'm trying to figure it out if you buy
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a house for your family, I've been on the road.
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He's like, I don't get what's going on.
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But why do you say that?
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That's so bizarre.
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I don't know.
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But if you buy a house for your family and they, they are, it's
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our house and then with your cat in it.
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Well, I mean, we'll figure out the cat situation when we get
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there.
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You know, I'm very like when we get there, we're gonna figure
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this out.
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You know what I'm saying?
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That's very interesting.
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This is the funniest shit ever is it?
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Yeah, it is because my shit is fucked up right now and I feel
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like crying all good and that's, the thing is like being a stand
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up comic, people don't understand, you gotta do it because
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you love it.
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There's like, you know, like, well, how do you feel now, now
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that you're in the game, how does it feel for you being a comic
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It's crazy, right?
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Is that what you think it was gonna be?
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Nah, I mean, obviously it's different because it's, you know
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like, and you know why III I came up doing the of shit, you know
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what I'm saying?
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So if, if something doesn't hit, I'm able to just put the phone
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down and walk away and I see people's faces or comments and
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in this year there's, you can't run for it, you know, you, it's
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it's, it's hand to hand combat in a way, you know, like you're
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right there in front of people and if it doesn't hit, you better
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figure it out, you know, and, and, and then try not to panic
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and just keep, keep, keep going through the punches, you know
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But yeah.
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No, it's dope.
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I, I love it, man.
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I mean, I, I, you know, you know, me, I always get super nervous
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like I, I'm like a nervous wreck and then once I get up there
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and the lights hit, it's like that's it.
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It's a wrap.
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I love him.
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He's in it so much that the light, he just waves he's going on
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and I said he's in it.
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He loves it.
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I can tell, man.
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Fucking love it.
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Yeah.
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I think that's one of the things is like, once you're a performer
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that's it.
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Like you're a performer, like you can hide it very well.
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There's many times where I've been on stage and I'm like, super
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nervous but people are not going to know because it's like
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there's a performer in you, they don't care, you mess up like
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they don't know that you messed up.
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Don't know.
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No, no, no, no.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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But if you mess up and they can tell you messed up, you messed
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up, they'll be like this.
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I think, I think one of the hardest things about being a comic
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is just like the uh environment, all the hating, all the fucking
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jealousy, all the, on his fucking comics.
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It's just like that is like we'll take a toll was about to name
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names.
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I feel I drop.
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But it does take a toll though.
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It's like full like you go in there all like excited and then
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you're around this energy that everybody's just like uh and
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then you just leave like, oh I just had a bad fucking, that was
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that was I didn't feel good.
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You know what I mean?
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You go through a high hopes and shit.
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She could fuck you up.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Yeah.
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It's really one of those things.
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It is going to be our last episode.
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Oh Yeah, this is your stage.
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Not my, your stage, I'm out, man.
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It's like whatever, you know what I'm saying, it's like, you
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know, and then it's like, fuck him, you know, you going to keep
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going because you gonna be.
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So this is the difference, right?
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So this is how I feel.
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There's a difference between here and doing stand up comedy
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in New York City when I started doing stand up comedy.
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I, no, no, no, no, I'm not talking, I'm not talking shit about
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like people in L A.
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I'm talking about the transplants because that's what I realized
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Like people who are born and raised in L A, they are like authentic
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people.
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But the people that are transplant that they came here for
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a reason, they're just so hard to like connect with them and
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all this stuff, especially when I'm coming here for the entertainment
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industry.
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But what I'm trying to say is like when I first started doing
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stand up comedy in um New York City, I remember I bombed so bad
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and I just thought that like it was the end because you think
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oh my God, you're gonna be funny all the time, right?
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So I bombed really bad.
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I'm like really hard on myself and somebody was like, yo, what
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happened?
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You ate a dick tonight.
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We all eat dick sometimes.
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Come on, let's go.
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Let's, let's cheer that.
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So it's like there's some sort of camaraderie, there's a camaraderie
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but sometimes here, sometimes they make you feel like if
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you bomb like, yeah, man, it's over for you.
18:25
It's like, no, this is, what are you talking about?
18:26
I just had a bad night, you know.
18:27
That's true.
18:28
Yeah.
18:29
So out here they dramatize it a little more like damn.
18:32
And then they talk about it like, yo it was really a really bad
18:35
night.
18:36
I don't know what that means.
18:37
I've never bombed.
18:38
I never bomb.
18:38
I don't know what y'all talking about.
18:43
I'm just that good.
18:44
I don't know what your nose socks having there.
18:53
Look at, come on, I got so I'm gonna mess up.
18:55
Come on, the color wave is fruity as fuck the nose socks, extra
19:00
fruits.
19:00
The fact that he rolled up your fucking pants, I'm not even
19:03
gonna start with the cat.
19:04
I could tell he was in his feeling he's trying to, he's trying
19:06
to deflect and come after someone else try to bring down.
19:19
It's all about it.
19:28
Hey, look at me.
19:30
Look at me, dude, dude, dude, it's not your fault.
19:33
It's not your fault.
19:34
First of all, it's not your fault.
19:36
I with a good will hunting.
19:37
It's not your fault, man.
19:39
It's not wrong.
19:40
You don't know me very well because it's always my fault.
19:42
Didn't show it to my school was your dad always was your dad
19:47
always there for you like school plays and shit like that.
19:51
He just said that he would have broken down right there.
19:55
I can see I can see that.
19:57
You heard about that too.
19:59
You, you're past that.
20:00
You're grown.
20:01
You kids are fucking 10 and shit, this motherfucker.
20:06
No, I'm just kidding.
20:06
Did you have kids?
20:07
Young?
20:10
Not Mexican young, you know what I'm saying?
20:13
Like I was old when I had kids, you know what I'm saying?
20:16
Like 2525 you know everybody in my family was like 1718, 19
20:24
you know, so I was, they were already asking me like, damn
20:26
when are you gonna have kids?
20:28
I was like, what the fuck?
20:29
I'm 25.
20:30
I got, I got married at 2829.
20:31
They're like, why you wait so long?
20:33
I was like what?
20:34
That's weird.
20:34
Yeah.
20:34
It's like, you know, not having kids in like my thirties.
20:38
They were just like, I was like, oh I can't believe I gotta do
20:40
the whole thing.
20:41
Like I'm with a kid.
20:42
They're like, I was like a, a shock like, oh my God.
20:49
Like no, it's about time, that's for sure.
20:52
At 35.
20:54
You know what it is?
20:55
Is that, that I feel like millennials are like in the Peter
20:57
Pan stage where they just don't want to grow up.
21:00
There's a lot of people that are like, yo, I'm 30 I'm just too
21:02
young to have a child right now.
21:04
It's like, what are you talking about?
21:05
Like your parents had like five kids.
21:07
You already got one, it hurt, it hurt, it hurt it hurt, take
21:14
care of him.
21:14
He, he came out of you, he came out of who, who did he come out
21:22
of baby?
21:24
He broke his arm.
21:25
Well, you better take care of that.
21:26
It's your kid.
21:29
I just like, I hate that.
21:30
Like I don't hate but it's just like adapting to, I can't waste
21:34
my money on some dumb shit.
21:35
Like I used to, you know what I mean?
21:38
You know, if I want like, you know, splurge and get a gold chain
21:42
of sons, you know some rims in my car.
21:45
Just stupid shit.
21:46
You know what I'm saying?
21:47
It's just a fake one.
21:48
Everybody thinks you got money anyway.
21:49
They ain't gonna question it.
21:50
I'm afraid that's gonna turn on you.
21:52
I'm afraid that.
21:53
Yeah, and I'm afraid it's gonna rim people are gonna be, he's
22:00
going to fold a little charm.
22:01
What the fuck it's called light gold.
22:07
Honestly, I could tell you the fake things that you could buy
22:09
that.
22:10
They'll never know a lot of women fake it.
22:13
Yes, absolutely.
22:18
It's called Fantasy Jewelry.
22:20
Claire's.
22:23
It won't turn your neck gold though.
22:25
It's like gold plated and stuff like that.
22:26
It won't turn your 421 show we see all the time.
22:30
Do you have any uh expensive habits?
22:33
No, I just, I mean, yeah, I mean it's, it's my Ninja Turtles
22:38
collection.
22:41
Yo leg leg has an actual like mask of the movie for the Ninja
22:47
Turtles movie.
22:49
Yeah, from the first one, I have an actual replica from Jim
22:51
Henson's uh from Jim Henson's Puppeteering company and the
22:55
Milan.
22:56
And what the fuck this is the actual, he was like.
22:58
Yeah.
22:58
Yeah.
22:59
Do you ever try to put it on and it moves and everything?
23:05
That, that was one of my favorite movie.
23:07
Yeah, I got shredder head coming too.
23:10
I, I got the Michelangelo.
23:13
I got the shredder head coming.
23:15
The original one.
23:16
Yeah.
23:19
So did you have any turtles as pets before?
23:21
Yeah.
23:22
The ones from downtown L A, like the ones with the alley fairly
23:27
quick.
23:29
That's the one Michelangelo.
23:33
Is it?
23:34
Like, I'm very curious.
23:36
I'm very curious.
23:38
Imagine just having the head.
23:41
It's legit, it's everything.
23:43
So I'm very curious to know what type of texture is foam like
23:45
Is it a foam texture?
23:47
It's kind of like latex.
23:49
It's kind of like latex like, I mean, I mean, the outer is latex
23:51
and then so it moves, you know, so they can puppeteer it with
23:53
all the stuff, you know?
23:56
Damn, that's concrete.
24:00
I know we do shows I know you save and shit.
24:03
But how much, how much that motherfucker run this?
24:14
You probably told her a lie like they gave it to me, they gave
24:18
it to me.
24:19
How much was that?
24:21
It was like it was about 10.
24:23
Yes.
24:25
Wow.
24:26
Expensive.
24:28
What's the most you spent on some dumb shit?
24:30
Eric.
24:31
And please don't say fucking like Pilates because that's
24:34
gonna piss me off.
24:36
You know what I mean?
24:38
You're right, you're right.
24:39
I'm just say it.
24:41
What is it, what was the most, like a trip or something?
24:45
Yeah.
24:45
I thought the, I took myself to Spain once I started making
24:47
money on colleges and stuff.
24:49
I wanna travel, I wanna get out of the country and be, because
24:52
everybody in my family always, like, 01 day we're gonna go
24:54
and travel the world and no one ever did.
24:56
So I'm gonna do it.
24:57
Yeah, dude, my summer vacation we would just go visit family
24:59
Like, oh, we're going to Jersey this, this year.
25:01
I was like, that's like the, like, what?
25:03
So I, I paid and I went to Spain and everybody thought I was having
25:06
like a weird crisis.
25:07
Are you?
25:07
Ok.
25:08
Yeah, I had a great time.
25:09
I was like, oh, this is dope.
25:13
Did you go to a church?
25:15
Phoenix?
25:21
I'm traveling guys.
25:22
I'm going to Phoenix.
25:24
I'm gonna let him go.
25:26
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm doing something wild.
25:32
I'm going to Flagstaff over the weekend.
25:35
The mountains are crazy.
25:36
Have you wild out here?
25:39
Nah.
25:39
The most expensive thing you probably ever had done one is
25:42
probably have a kid because, yeah, that's pretty expensive
25:44
But I think the most expensive thing I ever paid for was like
25:48
a Wagyu steak.
25:51
Yeah, this is what, this is me.
25:54
I hope.
25:54
You know what I know.
25:57
So, I went to Chili's one day and this is what pissed me off.
26:06
This is what pissed me off about that statement because he
26:09
said, oh yo now that I'm having a kid, you know, I can't, you
26:12
know, spend my money on stupid shit like he's a liar because
26:15
every time we, we go to a new city, he buys a brand new pair of
26:18
shoes, a pair of shoes.
26:25
Let me tell you something.
26:26
People watch, people look at what we do and they got killed
26:32
on social media.
26:33
You got, I got destroyed because I was, I was doing, I was doing
26:38
a pretty big concert and I took pictures with some of the acts
26:41
that I was, you know, presenting that night.
26:43
And I was wearing apparently Jordans that were not part of
26:45
the retro collection and they were like, and it was, you know
26:50
the team, uh, the, it's, uh, you know, the Six Rings and I guess
26:53
those are frowned upon by the shoe community.
26:55
So I got completely destroyed on social media.
26:59
And, uh, like I was in fifth grade, you know what I'm saying
27:01
Like you were just like, oh, and then I love how, like he tried
27:03
to defend himself by going, ok, like I'm supposed to know dog
27:09
This one just got straight over hurt right now.
27:11
It was like it was the six rings there.
27:12
There they are.
27:13
Those are it and, uh, apparently those are frowned.
27:19
It's a, are they not as expensive or like I mean, there's still
27:24
a buck 20.
27:30
Yeah.
27:31
But if you're wearing those, like, they, they call those the
27:34
Paisa Jordans.
27:34
Really?
27:36
Because, like, whenever a Paisa buys a pair of Jordans he buys
27:39
the six rings.
27:40
See that, who knows?
27:41
Because he got them.
27:44
Yeah.
27:45
So I got two pairs.
27:46
I got them in different colors and they say, oh, it was a deal
27:48
bro.
27:50
I don't even wear them no more.
27:52
They're just there.
27:52
You know, when my mom bought me the uh when fat farms were in
27:57
you know, that fat farms, but that motherfucking the p was
28:01
flipped the other way because it was swap me.
28:04
And I was like, and I know the difference.
28:06
The Yeah, I don't know the difference.
28:08
I just like rocked them.
28:09
People were like, yo, fuck.
28:10
And I thought they were just shouting them out like, yo, you
28:13
got the fucking, I'm like, yeah, I just raise them up.
28:16
Yeah.
28:16
And then they were just like dog and my homie had a whisper in
28:18
my ears like fools are fake and he explained it, broke it down
28:21
I'm like, oh fuck the whole time.
28:25
I thought it was rocking in fat farms.
28:27
And then these guys were like start buying shoes, man.
28:29
These guys, every city they go to, I buy shoes.
28:31
I buy a pair of shoes to you too.
28:33
You buy a pair of shoes.
28:34
Well, now I do because I gotta keep up.
28:36
We got pressured.
28:38
There's all kinds of pressure.
28:39
I mean, when you're on the road, we're just like spending money
28:41
on like food and fucking you went from, I don't spend no money
28:44
to now.
28:45
I'm spending all this money.
28:49
I feel crazy money every now and then.
28:51
I'm like, yo, you got the Uber food the other, I repeat for you
28:55
and it better be good Mariscos because if not, he'll get all
28:58
the pisses me off more than they're getting hyped up, hyped
29:04
up on some Dallas.
29:07
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breaks in the nineties.
29:16
The fucking free will show, bro.
29:23
We were at starving in Dallas, starving f we were starving
29:27
on the road.
29:27
We're just like, and somebody said, you know, Mariscos fuck
29:30
will be on point.
29:31
I'm like, yo, Mariscos, your mind is set.
29:35
Mariscos.
29:35
And we told the guy that lives there and he's just like, yeah
29:38
I know, I know it's uh Mariscos spot, first of all.
29:44
All right.
29:45
Whatever we go, we show up, it's hidden too.
29:47
It's not even on the street.
29:48
It's like hidden and it was a, a broken boat in the front.
29:51
We're like, that's weird.
29:52
There was no park, there's no cars and we're like, that's another
29:55
weird one.
29:56
We walk in, there's nobody there also weird on a fucking weekend
30:00
by the way.
30:00
So it's usually packed.
30:01
We get there, we sit down and then the Fuca, they aguile.
30:06
I told him like, yo, do you guys have callos aa for it?
30:09
And they're like, see, look Claro.
30:13
I'm, oh for sure.
30:15
It was about to go down.
30:16
Let me tell you something.
30:17
When they brought up the aguile, they brought out the Costco
30:22
cooked already.
30:24
It was like doll can do, can peaches like that vibe, you know
30:28
like shrimp and it's curated and lime juice and it's like
30:35
cooked in lime juice and stuff and that's like legit shrimp
30:37
food.
30:38
This was already cooked in a canned shrimp.
30:40
They're so fucking small and they're thrown in there and they
30:43
just put like lemon, not even lime, just lemon and that was
30:46
it.
30:47
And they gave it to you like, bro, this ain't how, that's how
30:49
that's how, that's what it looks like right there.
30:52
It was straight up.
30:53
Oh my God, I'm making my mouth water like God damn.
30:57
They were like cooked but they were small like cocktail ones
31:00
and they put lemon on it and that's it.
31:03
And I even saw on pepper and it was just, it was the, I looked
31:06
at her like, bitch, you're about to get smacked.
31:07
I've never been so mad in my fucking life, bro.
31:10
I, I was like, I'm gonna watch everybody left.
31:12
We were Yeah, we left.
31:13
Everybody was mad.
31:14
I was like, I'm not gonna pay that type of shit.
31:16
I become, I'm not fucking paying, I'm not gonna, I'm gonna
31:20
make a scene this was our f just pay and that's it.
31:23
We'll go somewhere where he, he's very, he knows how to comfort
31:25
down.
31:26
And I'm already on, on Ted, bro, like, yo, fuck, I'm about to
31:29
do a scene.
31:30
I was about to flip the table for his fucking piss.
31:33
You the home of Molcajete, you know, Mote comes like in a, you
31:36
know, like in a, like where they make the sauce and even that
31:39
this shit was falling apart.
31:40
It was like RM is like where they put like, you know, they, they
31:44
put, you know, uh you know, a Carne Asada chicken, they put
31:48
no PAA on their cheese beans.
31:50
It's a, it's a, it's a really good sauce like and it comes out
31:52
sizzling, it's supposed to come out sizzling.
31:55
That shit was like cold.
31:57
The fucking cheese was like rubbery, bro.
32:00
Even the scallops were like those little small ones that taste
32:02
like they were canned scallops.
32:03
Canned canned scallops.
32:05
Yeah.
32:05
And then just like, bro, there's a one all the way on the right
32:10
Yeah, that one looks decent.
32:12
It's cute.
32:12
Yeah.
32:13
There we go.
32:19
If you go on extravagant seafood dates on the, on the road,
32:22
dude, what is you make it sound like you do awful road.
32:25
Look at this and the thing.
32:30
I was so fucking pissed.
32:32
I, I didn't even want him.
32:34
I was so fucking pissed, so pissed.
32:37
And his letter says March and he was like, oh let's go, let's
32:46
go, let's go.
32:47
And I was the fish from the Atlantic Sea.
32:51
I was fucking, and I told, we told the driver like, yo, bro,
32:54
like, I don't even eat seafood.
32:57
We're like, no, it was fucked up because he was like, well,
32:59
I just got out, he's like, oh he just, so he came out of jail.
33:06
He was just like, I've never been, I've never been anywhere
33:09
I just, did you not hear that little line right there?
33:12
He just threw in the driver.
33:14
When I go on the road, I'm ubering places and seafood.
33:19
He's getting New Jordans.
33:20
You don't tell me you're down the f to a with this lady like,
33:32
babe, I miss y'all.
33:33
It's terrible on the road.
33:36
Look at you like you a pretty woman, dude.
33:39
We're, we're stepping our game up on the before we get picked
33:46
up with the, the, the, the Gangsters and shit.
33:48
But it was going on.
33:49
Yeah, we got you guys right in the car.
33:51
He'll be serving this shit.
33:52
Like I'm gonna take you to the room but I'm going to a stop real
33:54
quick.
33:55
It was like a drug deal going down right now in front of her and
34:00
then he just like, he's great.
34:02
I was like, dude, he's legit selling drugs in front of me.
34:05
Season one.
34:05
This dude was eating a Jack in the box season two.
34:09
Yeah, man.
34:10
Hey, remember when we were in Dallas?
34:12
I bitch, this is where I pushed out so hard in front of, in front
34:15
of the squad because this guy shows up at this barbecue spot
34:20
and he's tweaked out.
34:21
We don't know what drug he's on and he's on that barbecue, he
34:26
shows up and he was just on some, like he was bleeding from his
34:29
nose like it was, it was a homie and I was horrible.
34:33
I don't know why I had that face that people just wanna fuck
34:35
with.
34:36
Like I just wanna know, I told you to relax.
34:40
I was like, dude, relax, just keep it in your food.
34:42
He's like this like you look like him.
34:45
Relax, relax, bro.
34:48
I was like, he's come in and he was just like you, you gave, you
34:57
gave him a small town vibe.
34:59
You gave him a real small town, my guy because he was all like
35:04
oh my God, oh my God.
35:05
I call the cops.
35:08
Oh dear.
35:08
It's a fucking crack head.
35:10
You know, just relax because how many times have you?
35:14
And I done gigs where I walk away from you.
35:16
I'm like, I can't deal with your energy right now because he's
35:18
he's all nervous.
35:19
I'm like, dude, what are you doing?
35:20
I gotta, I gotta, I freaked out because in my head I'm like,
35:24
am I about to fuck him up?
35:26
He's bleeding because you got a I DS.
35:29
Is he gonna fuck me up?
35:30
Is he gonna stab me?
35:31
Does he think I'm somebody that he's talking to.
35:33
Do you want my pork chop?
35:34
And he does, he want a rib, rib?
35:38
I looked at him and I'm sitting down, these ones are all sitting
35:40
down.
35:41
I was like CC food and I'm like, no, I, I stood up and I was like
35:43
what's up food?
35:44
Like?
35:50
I was like, hey, what's up food?
35:51
Because he looked at me, he was like, hey, what's up homie?
35:53
And I was just like, hey, what's up food?
35:54
And then he looked at me what's all food?
35:56
And I'm like, I don't know what's up f at me.
35:59
Like what?
36:01
I like.
36:01
What?
36:02
So he was like, yeah.
36:04
Yeah.
36:05
Yeah.
36:05
Yeah.
36:05
Yeah, he's good.
36:06
He's good.
36:06
He's good.
36:07
Look.
36:07
Do I was like, it's all good.
36:10
Hey, the fucking crack.
36:13
So it's a crackhead.
36:14
Fool.
36:15
Don't chill, don't drink, drink.
36:21
Ho then he ran out and got like tripped over and got caught by
36:23
the cops, ran outside immediately outside.
36:25
Like he was just like, hey, hey, call the cops homie.
36:27
But Dallas was t he was asking for milk.
36:29
He was like, hey, any m any milk homie, honey, milk milk.
36:33
No, you were saying, well, because when you're on that type
36:38
of drug, you need milk, bro.
36:40
Give him warm milk.
36:41
I want you some warm milk, some leit, you know, out a rib and
36:45
I didn't let you give him some milk.
36:49
You good.
36:49
I've been around, I've been around crack, bro.
36:51
Let me tell you Yeah.
36:52
Yeah, I seen I was like excess access situation.
36:57
He was my small town vibes.
36:59
You know what I'm saying?
37:00
He's a nervous wreck every time I'm on my right left hand and
37:04
shit.
37:04
It was just like, yo, I'm ready to if it gets down to it and this
37:07
was like, fool you, you brought that, you know, you brought
37:09
the energy.
37:10
What are you gonna do with that?
37:14
But yeah, con was like, yo, you bringing that energy, you know
37:18
that right?
37:19
You're like your aura.
37:20
Let me fucking guru, your aura like you attracted him to you
37:24
because then you, he came in and then you can, you, it was like
37:27
a fucking stand off.
37:28
I was like, why just get your food, bro?
37:30
Yeah, you're right, you're right.
37:31
Yeah, you brought him to the table.
37:33
I, I listen to what you're saying.
37:35
I'm changing and you know you've made some strides.
37:37
I did a little bit.
37:39
You know what I mean?
37:39
We brought him on.
37:40
This is an intervention for you, man.
37:44
This podcast.
37:45
I got to see your anxieties.
37:46
I didn't even know like you know what I'm saying to you got going
37:51
on right now.
37:51
That's tones.
37:52
I like that girl picked this shirt.
37:54
I was like to, yes that kid from the sand line.
38:02
You know that bitch, you don't have to add that shit right now
38:10
I was sweating in the cell.
38:15
Look like the little of the zar yo that shirt is bad in the nineties
38:23
I have that motherfucker in first grade.
38:25
Can we put that in?
38:26
You complimented it?
38:29
I said the colors not the shirt who was wearing the nineties
38:35
kid, the 90 fucking free Willy shirt.
38:43
Yeah, you fuck y'all motherfuckers, man.
38:55
Y'all fucked up.
38:57
Motherfucker.
38:57
I never play baseball with the same thing.
39:06
Shut up.
39:08
I do the one in the bottom, bottom right in the, let's get his
39:12
point in the air real quick.
39:13
Oh shit.
39:14
That shit is hilarious.
39:15
I'm like Patrick Rena.
39:18
Oh, that's hilarious.
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Anyway, like he was, I was, I wasn't, yeah, I was not the kid
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that played baseball but you know what kind of kid I was football
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No, you know what kind of kid I was, I was a football.
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I was a silver tooth kid dude.
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Stick around, stick, stick around.
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You're not going nowhere.
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Stay right there.
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What we're gonna do?
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We're gonna have a quick commercial break.
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Don't go nowhere.
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Please hang tight.
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All right.
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Stick to these commercials because when we come back, we're
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gonna do the silver tooth kid of the week.
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All right, ladies and gentlemen, stick around for the silver
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tooth kid of the week STD ST I, is that the next level?
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Is that the next level of Sted with a diploma?
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Y'all?
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Welcome back uh to the show.
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Thank you so much, Eric.
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I swear to God that we get up karate in the chat guys.
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Welcome back.
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Uh Hang tight.
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I'm glad you guys hang, hung tight.
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And um yeah, he's getting, he's getting New York flashback
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New York flash shook up.
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OK?
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He's gonna call him in the car to me ever since on the break.
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They roasted me.
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So anyways, we're back.
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All right, guys, relax me.
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Show me, show you the show.
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Anyways, guys.
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Anyways, my favorite segment, dude, the only segment I have
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on the show that I love so much.
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The silver kid of the week.
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Uh We're gonna show you a clip of the fucking a bad kid of this
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week and uh let's check it out.
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Let's see what we got here.
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Oh That was me for sure.
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Wait, what is that hot sauce on the hot, hot, hot sauce?
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No, it Pao de ga.
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Oh Is that, that looks, that looks bomb as fuck though.
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That dude.
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Look at that kid.
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That kid is gonna be stealing fucking, is that how you eat your
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marisco?
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You all that has he Yeah, for sure.
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Look at that.
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Look at that teeth for sure.
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Silver tooth activity for teeth are shining.
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They used to call me master P in elementary.
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My whole was I thought he had screws in his two front teeth right
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there.
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I gotta, I gotta ask because again, I live in a white neighborhood
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I grew up in the suburb.
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How do you brush silver teeth?
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Is it?
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You use a silver polish or steel wall?
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What are you doing?
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You get them shit.
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Car washed, you gotta polish that that was concrete because
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my whole shit I was grilled.
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Yeah my parents you know like they couldn't afford like you
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know the white caps, you know what I'm saying?
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Yeah, yeah that one.
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Alright so we're gonna we're gonna skip ahead before Jesus
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starts crying.
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Uh we got our favorite segment uh Pero Cara that's where we
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answer, listen to questions uh emails Instagram comments
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send them in and we try to give you advice.
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Uh We're not experts.
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So uh hopefully we can help.
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If not, we're sorry.
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Uh You ready?
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Go?
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All right.
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This one's from a fan.
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Hey, jeez, I'm currently dealing with a situation ship at
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my workplace.
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I've been messing around with someone from work during lunch
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and work from home days.
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Uh She is a coworker and she just got promoted and she is now
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my manager.
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I feel like she might leverage a relationship now that she
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has this promotion.
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I'm not ready for a relationship and I'm scared what she might
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do if I say no, please help, right?
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You say you have a really bad disease or like a T I or something
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Itdat.
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I don't know what that was.
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It DS T I?
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Is that the next level?
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The next level?
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STD with a diploma that's STD.
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You can just say you have a make up a disease that makes you a
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dick.
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Not work or something, you know what I'm saying?
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The main question is how can I break up with someone who's my
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boss?
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Because they have, they have a situation shit.
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So he wants to, you know, it was, it was like a work husband situation
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and then it became real.
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I mean, I got a crazy story but what is the, is it gonna be like
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one of the tangents or like what is it?
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Yeah, they ain't going to listen to this.
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Let me see.
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So what happened was that the white girl that was a hostess
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is dating the manager, my manager, my boss and I was like 19
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working where you haven't told his name, all you said was a
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that's not what I want.
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I work in a restaurant.
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I was working at a restaurant at the time.
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So I was working at the restaurant.
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I was with the paisas and shit like Cortan and they were like
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and all the paisas, you know, oh fuck it.
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Don't give her last name.
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Her name was Claudia though.
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They were like, yeah, but her name was, you know what I'm saying
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So they were like, you know, so every time she walked by, she
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knew that people were talking and I spoke English.
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So then I was just like, oh, how's it going?
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Good morning.
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She's like, oh my God, you speak, we're vibing.
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I hate on her bla bla bla fucking connected, bro.
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And ended up like we're vibing.
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And then they told me so then I didn't care.
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I went to like a, a party that all the employees went to and uh
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I felt loose.
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I just felt like fuck it.
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I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna shoot the tank
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Yeah, I'm gonna shoot the shot.
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You know what I mean?
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And I risked it and I risked it.
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So I was like, yo, what's up bla bla bla bla boom and right away
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she was just like it went swoosh.
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She was just like, yeah, so then one thing like to another,
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we uh we did the thing, I went to her place, we did our thing,
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we smashed, smashed.
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And then the next day I had to go into work and homeboy like found
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out.
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So then they like, he sat me down and he fired me and I was just
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like, yeah, but like how, why are you firing me?
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And he just made up an excuse that I'm like not Yeah.
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No, I'm not getting the job fast enough and this and that and
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boom, he just like pretty much fired me.
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But I was like, what the fuck?
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Like I was fucked up.
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Like I could have sued but then I felt embarrassed because
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I like I did snatch this bitch, you know what I mean?
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So I don't know how to help this guy, but I'll tell you this because
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I feel like you should watch the no, the whole story is this
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is that she broke my heart.
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What kind of job is it?
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I think that's the main question.
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What, what's the salary is, the salary?
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Is it hourly is a, you know, is it what you want to do in life?
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I would just say the advice to if, if you're so afraid to get
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fired just become the most unattractive person like, you
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know, and have her break up with you.
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That's it.
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He also sent in a photo too.
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I wanna see it.
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So I, who the fuck is?
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Oh, let's go.
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I'm gonna start.
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So.
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Ok.
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Well, that was a wonderful, first of all, you say good size
47:10
too, legit.
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It's been real great.
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I got to learn so much about you today.
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It was supposed to be about Khan.
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I know but you know, took out something and you like me next
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night for years.
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It'd be great dog.
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A great, I'm kicking what part of the shirt we appreciate you
47:33
for coming through.
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We tell everybody again where they can find you.
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