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Fitness guru Cholo-Fit Creeper – aka comedian Frankie Quiñones – gives bedroom tips and talks about his experiences on "This Fool" season two.
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What's your go to?
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And then you make eye contact like, you know, you could, you
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could you give him some while you're down there?
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I mean, and then you pop up to check.
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So, oh, what's really good hand.
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Welcome to three Gs in the pie.
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I'm Sasha Mercy.
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I'm Eric Rivera.
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She's a poet in the building again.
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I'm super excited.
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I'm really excited.
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Yo.
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So guys, you guys are in for a treat.
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OK.
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We got a special guest who dropped by to the building.
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He was next door, he was working out.
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This guy does his own private uh gyms in his backyard.
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You can catch him.
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He's like blowing up on the internet.
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All crazy.
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Everybody makes a noise right now for Creeper.
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Just join us in the building.
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What's up?
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00, wait, wait, wait, what do you do?
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You, you look good.
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You even cut your little, a little stretch that this one I've
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had these uh I had cut off for about uh 12 to 17 years.
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I mean.
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Damn.
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OK.
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So they're starting to disintegrate.
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You know, we can spell, you got two mics on you, dude.
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Yeah, this one is not connected the home just for the look or
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whatever, how you been good.
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They stay working the getting the, you know, trying to help
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out there, trying to get him in shape, you know, summer is coming
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up and everything.
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So yeah, to be honest, like you revolutionary right now, like
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everyone is just like following your moves and stuff like
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that.
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Like how are you handling fame?
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Like how are you handling all this?
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Hey, revolutionary, I speak English and I read, thank you
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very much.
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That's what's up right there.
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Yeah.
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How you, how does this handle the fame?
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Um It's pretty good on me, you know, I just chew and then, you
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know, the homies kind of keep me in check.
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They'll be like, hey, you know, don't think you're all this
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and that and I'm a little homie so sometimes they'll strike
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me and just, you know, so, yeah, I'm gonna stay right here and
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stay humble, you know.
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Yeah, I know.
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I know you do the workouts in the, in the backyard.
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Is there ever a vision like, you know, we've seen Mayweather
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do Mayweather Gyms.
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Are we gonna see Creeper Gyms starting pop up everywhere?
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Yeah, I mean, I mean, there've been talks of opening up, uh
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2.0 gms on me like a chain, you know, but you know what I'm saying
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I gotta be careful.
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I don't want to get pulled away from, you know, the community
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and everything like, oh hey, he's all over now like you know
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Yeah, it is.
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I'm sorry.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it's OK because you know, you got inspired by revolutionaries
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trying, trying to, trying to push your own word too.
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Yeah, we gotta, you gotta be throwing big words but yeah, dude
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I'll be taking advantage over there hitting all the girls
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that be working out with.
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You can't think like that.
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Hey, come on thirsty.
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I mean, you know, you gotta be there to concentrate on yourself
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first homie and if they see that all his is there, he's trying
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to, you know, to represent and take care of his body, then that's
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what they're attracted to.
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If you're going there, you're not even in shape here at home
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You're like, hey, what your numbers, hey, you know, you get
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your body right?
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So what is dating life for Creeper?
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Like what is dating life for you?
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Uh I mean, pretty much I just try to spread positive vibes,
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you know, and so sometimes, you know, I try to fill it out but
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I, I, you know, I'm everybody wants love homie.
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You know, everybody needs love, you know, I care, hey, how
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tough you are, whatever.
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Like, you know, everybody's kind of down for that.
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So you're not out there like dating or nothing.
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Uh No, I date homie.
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Yeah, I mean, you know, everybody needs but I try not to be like
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hey, I'm gonna ram whoever and sexual activity or whatever
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you know, it's like, you know, you feel a connection, you
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know, that, that, that you should, you know.
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Yeah, people should like take notes off of you because sometimes
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you know, they get, they get famous and they're like, yo I
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can get whatever I want but you're like, really focused.
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Yeah, I love that about you find, do you find that these girls
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get intimidated by you?
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You know, you got the, you got the body going on, you got the
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fame going on.
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Like, I mean, it's a trip on me when I see uh I get nervous in front
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of me because I'm like a little homie too and you know, coming
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all sizes homies.
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So sometimes when they're like taller than me like, oh dang
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they're looking down at me like a creep.
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I'm nervous.
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I, you're all nervous out there like that.
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That's a trip, you know, you got the birds like you right now
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Um But, but yeah, for the most part I just try to uh you know,
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I try not to get to my head.
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We all see we all had the homie like or you see somebody like
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they fall off too quick because they let all that get to their
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to their head to their mental like, hey, I'm this and that
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I'm untouchable.
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Like not homie, we're all human beings.
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We're all gonna die into the same one day.
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So it's like we might as well do it right.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Yeah.
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He's a philosopher.
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Yo, this is like, yeah.
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Yeah.
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You read books and shit like that like that?
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What I do like is that you're giving me lifestyle?
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You know what I'm saying?
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Like, you're not just, you're not just a workout thing, you're
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like a lifestyle and I feel like I want to know more about that
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lifestyle.
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Like, what does your day look like?
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Like, how, how do you, how do you censor yourself might be interested
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So I wanna be part of that connection seats or what?
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You know.
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Uh No, no, it's ok.
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Stay here.
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So it's a lot of work on me.
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I'll say, but you gotta be willing to do the work, you know,
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because a lot of people are just, oh, my life is in shambles
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but they're not doing nothing about it.
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You know, it's like we all do our things self medicate sometimes
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you know, we drink or whatever or we go, you know, to the internet
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and hey, I'm gonna just watch tiktok for six hours and a day
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and that's, but I think it's helping me, you know, it's just
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distractions.
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Ho but the way I start my day is I start a little meditation and
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that's leading with gratitude homie.
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You know what I mean?
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And I start, I put my socks on the right, you know, you know,
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like, and then, you know, I say thank you homie you know, and
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sometimes they talk to me like, hey, I love you, you know, and
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it's like you put it on, put the other one on and then when my
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feet touch the ground, I feel my connection to the earth, I
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look up to the sky, the universe or whatever your connection
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is.
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You know, because obviously there's, you know, something
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running like, you know, we're all connected in a crazy way
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and that usually helps me to uh start the day off in a, in the
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you know, in the right way.
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I mean, you know what I mean?
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Because just being like, dang, check it out.
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I got two arms, two legs.
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I got, hey, I'm breathing, I'm leaving and when you really
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focus on that you're like, damn, that's a trip.
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I mean, that's that feet right there.
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You know, that's the right way.
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Yeah, I need to do that because uh no, I, I start my day porn hub
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right away.
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I, I know it's, you know what I mean?
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I gotta work on myself.
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We notice that.
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Yeah, but it's ok.
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Yeah, you can sense it.
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Right.
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No, but you got goodness in you, you know what I mean?
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But you know.
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Yeah, that's true.
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Do you can't just be releasing those nuts into the, so I'm wasting
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nuts.
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I'm fucking wasting nuts out here.
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Don't that should be a T shirt, man, don't you?
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Right.
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I got, you know, I can't just release.
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You got to have that Arnold Scharer mentality.
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That food don't waste no nuts.
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I mean, I mean, to, like, get as fit as you, right.
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What do you eat?
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What's the diet looking like?
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Well, yeah, in the beginning I was mostly eating my, you know
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energy tamales which are, you know, is that, is that like
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regular dough or we talking about like a cauliflower?
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Because everybody's big on cauliflower, cauliflowers and
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everything there, right?
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I mean, mine is just a special mix, you know, and I put some peas
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in there.
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Some fools hate on the peas.
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But hey, it helps with the digestive thing.
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I mean, the pretty much handles that.
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But you gotta be active though.
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I mean, you can't just eat an energy tamale and just sit there
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like, hey, no, no, you're not getting skinnier.
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Like no homie, you gotta eat it and then boom, you know, and
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then you keep the, you know what I mean?
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What moves will help with your digestive system if you could
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like what would be the perfect move to make to do so that you
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can digest the Yeah.
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Well, the is a good one, you know.
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Which is that the, I wanna see that.
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Yeah.
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You know.
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Yeah.
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But if you already have to go homie, that's just, just to get
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it going.
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Right.
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You already have to go then if you got like a turtle head poking
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or whatever then Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, that's it.
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It's gonna, it's gonna come out and poking out, you know what
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I mean?
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You can do some breathing.
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Yeah.
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Army come back up and then, you know, that's a power move right
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there.
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I like that one.
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I write that down.
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Well, let, let me ask you man and I, I know, I know, you know,
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you know, your time is money and your expertise is money, but
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you're looking at three different body types here.
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What would you recommend for us?
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Why, why are you getting nervous?
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Why did you get, what diet, what diet would you recommend?
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I mean, everybody here is in pretty decent shape.
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He's on this side over here.
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But yeah, two or three of us are good.
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I mean, look at how he said it, homie, he's confident homie
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that, you know, you know, like that homie, what's up?
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That's confidence, confidence, you know what I mean?
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Those are like, you know, look, look, look at how secure is
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right now.
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I'm very confident, close up on his right there.
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Look at him.
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I mean, look, look at that homie.
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He looks like he's, hey, I'm ready to acquire a business or
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something like, right?
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He's not tripping, you know what I'm saying?
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I got.
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So what, what should he eat on, on the daily basis?
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I mean, I don't know, he, he looks, I mean, you know, you're
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like, you're already doing your thing, man.
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I mean, you know, the most important thing on me is the late
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night eating because we're good at that with the late night
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tacos and all that.
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That's me right there.
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And I still do that.
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I know me, me too.
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And then I feel bad in the morning and I'm like, dang, you know
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it's like you gotta pay the price on me, especially you getting
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older.
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You know, I do the, yeah, there was one time I ate three pizza
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at like 10 o'clock at night.
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Yeah, it was three hours that revolutionary eating and the
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next morning I hated myself.
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So I, I, you know what?
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I completely agree.
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There's a lot of things that we got to change.
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I'm getting older, things just change.
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My body is changing and I'm glad you're here because there's
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something I wanna open up about that they need help.
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Right?
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Because, you know, I'm gonna be honest, I feel like right now
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we're, you know, for everybody, the cameras, but I wanna know
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like, my sex game is not how it used to be.
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Right.
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Right.
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Ok.
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All right.
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First of all, you have to, you know what I'm saying?
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You, you know what I mean?
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You, you don't, my thrust game is not how it used to be, you know
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what I mean?
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And I just want to know how to get it back to a better place.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Like, what's a good workout for the thrust game.
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Yeah.
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What's a good little, you did a little, I don't know if you need
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an example because my shit is not, but you have a good foundation
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that like a good starting point.
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It's gonna be a good before and after like there's a good before
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uh right here and no, I mean, no, no, they trying to motivate
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you.
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I mean, you know, you're not like this is gonna need a hole,
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you know, you got a Yeah.
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Yeah, you got a good start right here homie.
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But the thing is the thing, I'm more of nervous about homie
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is like, is like, what's your technique?
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Hey, do you just go?
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Are you one of those like, oh I'm gonna just real fast as long
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as I can see it.
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I'm like, you know, like I a speed thruster, I start with speed
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and what about, what about, you know, that's the thing and
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at this age I get cramps on my wrist.
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I can't really can't even start the car.
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What is this?
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What is, what are you doing?
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Hold on, hold on, hold on.
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I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I do the, I'm the in the jeans type of dude
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I don't wait to take them.
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I do it in the jeans.
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So I'm like when you go in the jeans, you, your hands all smashing
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there, you're just trying to do whatever, whatever I can get
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in and then once your goes in and you just like crazy.
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Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
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That's what I'm saying.
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That's what am I doing?
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Am I?
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First of all, I'm going in there doing it too fast.
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Right?
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And I give it all and all like areas because you need to feel
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that connection homie.
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You look at that.
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Oh God.
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No, no.
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You have to be more essential.
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You have to feel like it's a body roll so I can't even look at
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it.
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And then my, I get this paint right here.
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I need to stretch.
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I'm not doing my, I wanna hear creeper suggestions like I'm
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more nervous about, you know, that homie like just, it sounds
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like you're just ramming whoever and no, that's, that sounds
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like just gonna get it in, you know, in my mind, you're one of
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those homies that like, no, the faster you go, the better it
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is like that's good sex to you.
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But that's not true homie.
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Yeah, you gotta like have a action, you know, he put a like,
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you know, I talk to her, they start, you know, doing those things
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you know, I don't know, I don't know the situation downstairs
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but you might want to get down there, you know, you know, what's
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your go to and then you make eye contact like, you know, you
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could, you give him that why you're down there?
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I mean, and then you pop up to.
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So, so when you pop up is this still like, are we good?
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You just, just to keep the connect, I mean, make the eye contact
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You're down there doing the thing.
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You need the water, you need a towel.
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We're good.
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OK?
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And this a, a boxing match?
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I mean, what is it?
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It's just like, just too, you know.
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So she, yeah, look at the, look he's got on his face.
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That, that's a loving.
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I'm trying to connect.
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Look, yours is more.
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I'm just saying homie.
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Even if you're not a, you're not a boyfriend or girlfriend
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she's still, she wants to come back for that homie.
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She needs a connection.
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Got you, got, you got you.
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And could you show him some moves to help him with his hip game
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Because he looked, he looked tight.
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You look like you're comfortable with the hip game.
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Is there any workouts to help me with this?
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There's one homie, right?
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It's like you go like it's when you uh see your homie coming
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from the distance like, hey, like when I saw you over there
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and you saw me working out in my, the workout, hey, come over
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we doing a podcast but I noticed you from there and that's
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when you drop back.
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That's a good core workout.
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Yeah.
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Who you gonna hurt yourself?
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Don't.
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No.
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Whoa What are you doing?
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Look, look what he's doing.
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What you doing.
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Mimic him.
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Lean back, put your arms out.
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Hey, help me, ask you over there and I'll see you when you get
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here, see when you come back up, you work that core.
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I feel it, I feel it right here, right here.
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So call me.
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Oh, well, you know, I just said the car, you know, to the side
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of the level right here.
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Ok, I got you.
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I got you.
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I feel like that would work.
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Yeah, I'm gonna try that at home.
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I'm gonna try that at home.
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I'm gonna work on that uh that angle that ain't gonna work for
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me.
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But yeah, more than, more than anything.
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It just seems like, hey, like you good.
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You know, like how you been?
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I'm a bit the last uh uh relations encounter you had.
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I mean, it's, I mean, now that I have a baby, it's been a while
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Uh but yeah, I mean, I mean, I do morning releases like, you
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know, through my phone but yo I'm mad because you, you were
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showing me Google searches on your phone.
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I held your phone.
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Oh my God, you got his hand right now.
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Like you said, look at this.
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I don't know, comfortable grabbing phones like that.
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Nobody's phone.
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What are you doing?
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Yeah.
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So I can you tell us what do you do when you're not working out
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Like I know that's, that's the lifestyle you, you know, you
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influencing people.
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Like what do you do on a downtime?
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Like what hobbies that you do?
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You know things that you do when you're alone just to reconnect
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with you.
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Yeah.
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I don't know.
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I do like, you know, meditations, you know, I like to eat too
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homie or I just, uh, I like to play, like, uh, stay away, like
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Scrabbles.
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Scrabbles.
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Yeah.
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Grab balls.
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OK.
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And then I don't hear big words like revolutionary or like
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but I try homie.
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What's it?
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Like, your, your fancy word that you always get them?
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You're like, oh, this is the best one I ever got home.
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That's a, that's a revolutionary word right there.
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Let's say like a 50 you know, 50 point word right there.
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I want to ask, you know what?
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Because I can see the way you said it like, yo tell me why I was
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gonna use it like, yeah, well, I don't wanna, at least I don't
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wanna be here.
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That's what I thought you meant like, so I was gonna use it like
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that.
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Yeah.
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Well, I don't wanna be homie.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Like I, I use, I don't know if I'm using it, right?
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I don't know.
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I don't think you are.
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It's a word that sounds like what it is homie.
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Like I it's a word that sounds like what it is.
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Oh I don't know.
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That's ooof.
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It sounds like what it is.
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Yeah, that's a big freaking word.
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Oh Nice.
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You see those, boom.
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That, that's gonna be you tonight, dude.
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When you've taken that core exercise.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, I'm very grateful for this man.
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I learned so much as like to track the people that you want.
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You gotta be to yourself inside your soul is one.
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Yeah, I got you dad.
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You got really inspired.
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One of the hard things on me straight up is how to learn to love
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yourself.
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You know what I mean?
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That could be one of the biggest challenges.
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I mean, to me it's easier for me to, to love because I love so
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much like I wanna, you know, hey, I want you guys to do good,
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be in good shape.
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Feel good about yourself.
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It's easier to like spread the love to love yourself.
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You know, sometimes you look in the mirror like creeper like
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you're kind of like been acting like whatever lately, you
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know, like I don't really like you right now.
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You got a, you got a girlfriend?
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No, not right now right now.
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I don't know.
18:43
She's gonna want you later, dude.
18:48
So we'll see you guys later.
18:52
So, yeah.
18:53
So actually we want to transition to the next uh this special
18:55
segment that I like of the show is a silver tooth kid of the week
18:59
Uh you know, silver too kid of the week.
19:01
That's right.
19:07
Let's see it.
19:08
This is, let's see what he's gonna do.
19:10
He's grabbing pigeons.
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He oh he got pigeons in his hand.
19:13
No, my oh oh yo, he's tossing, he's throwing my God.
19:24
Now this kid is poor little animal.
19:28
Yo, he's gonna get signed to the Yankees with that.
19:30
Oh, he's throwing on my little white girls, huh?
19:35
You know, you know it back.
19:36
He's a bird for you.
19:37
He's a bird for you.
19:38
You know, you know the bird for sure.
19:40
You know, it's bad because Sasha is a New Yorker and in New York
19:42
we hate pigeons but the fact that you felt bad for the pigeon
19:45
halfway you like, oh, yeah, because you know, let me tell you
19:49
something, this pigeons got mad germs on them.
19:53
They do, they fly rats, got my roof on my car.
19:59
I got to get up there and get him out of there and start nasty
20:01
laying and everything.
20:02
I mean, I do that even though he's still a kid, he's wearing
20:05
a blazer.
20:06
My man, he dressed up, he got a, he got a, he's a magician.
20:14
I'm going to court later, but not for this.
20:17
Maybe he's a magician.
20:18
Hey, you know, he don't do doves though.
20:21
He doesn't.
20:23
Yeah.
20:23
Yeah.
20:24
Yeah, dude.
20:24
This guy looks like he's about to pick up his kid.
20:27
Do that little white kids behind him.
20:30
Looking at him when he first picks up the pigeon like, what
20:32
is that?
20:33
The switch off to the other pigeon was crazy.
20:35
He just didn't even phase him like, look, I didn't even realize
20:39
he had two homies.
20:40
Do?
20:41
He has two?
20:47
Look at it.
20:49
You're videotaping.
20:50
That's what, yeah, that's what I'm saying like your parents
20:52
just let you do that as a parent, I'm watching this video and
20:55
your, your kid is still a baby.
20:56
But like once they get older and they start playing and they
20:58
start touching stuff and then they want to hold your hand like
21:00
like they did not hold that the top of the head.
21:04
Like, come on, man, I, uh, I, I wanna ask one question.
21:06
I don't know if we asked this earlier but how did you get into
21:10
fitness?
21:11
Uh You know what homie?
21:13
Because actually my, my life was in a negative place, you know
21:16
and I was tired of living like that.
21:17
I was one of those like, hey, the world is against me.
21:19
Everybody's out to get you doggy dog world all that, you know
21:23
And then I realized like, no, I mean, that's no way to live,
21:26
you know, just walking out your door every day like it was gonna
21:28
come at me, you know, it's like, you know, I already see you
21:30
gotta be, you know, you gotta be on your P's and Q's or whatever
21:33
they say the calculations of it.
21:35
Um But, but I was like, you know, I was like, dang, I mean, I just
21:39
didn't feel good, you know, because I gotta fix this shit.
21:42
I mean that, that shit was always getting me in trouble.
21:44
Me thinking like that, you know.
21:45
Yeah, like, and so as soon as I started like, you know, so I say
21:49
hey, you gotta get your right and your, and your physical
21:51
So the to try to get my mind right.
21:54
Spiritually, I was like, well part of that was, you know, moving
21:57
physically, you know, and I'm not like, hey, above and this
21:59
and that, but I do a little something every day, you know, I
22:01
got my classes and everything and so it just helped, um you
22:06
know, I just, it just helped, uh, with, with my mind me, with
22:09
my, and just put me in a better place and just to help people
22:11
too.
22:12
It's like, oh, ok.
22:13
Oh, yeah, this is what's up, this is my lane homie.
22:15
And then I didn't know I was gonna get, like, selfishly.
22:18
I was just trying to fix my life, like, like, hey homie, you
22:20
gotta get your mind right?
22:21
And then all of a sudden people start coming.
22:23
Hey, homie get, let me get a session.
22:25
I said, dang, you know, uh, let me get a session.
22:29
Yeah.
22:29
So from there, what is it that you will tell the little homies
22:32
to get their life together?
22:34
Well, hopefully, I mean, little homies are, hopefully their
22:36
lives aren't too.
22:37
No, no, no.
22:38
I mean, like, like little homies doesn't like the homies,
22:40
like a 23 year old, like running his car.
22:43
Just, you're just like, dog.
22:45
What are you doing?
22:46
But I was like that once, you know, well, they gotta want it
22:48
first of all, homie.
22:49
You know what I mean?
22:49
They can't just go, hey, here's what you gonna do to fix your
22:51
life, right?
22:52
They're gonna be like, you know, so you think that you experience
22:55
all that negative lifestyle for them to get tired of it and
22:57
they're like, all right.
22:58
Well, hopefully they have some guidance already.
23:00
They're not getting too negative.
23:01
You know what I mean?
23:02
Don't have guidance on me but the kids are negative.
23:06
He's describing himself.
23:12
But what if the dad always gets in the cave?
23:14
A little one, a little personal problems go into another life
23:20
And first of all, you don't know how he's living.
23:22
Yeah, that's a real descriptive dude.
23:24
Hey, real quick.
23:26
What do you tell somebody who co-host a podcast with two other
23:29
people jump off in the morning?
23:30
You know, too.
23:32
Well, how would you do it if you grown ass man spa?
23:37
You homie, you got a kid already, homie and you tell me you don't
23:41
come at me homie because you know, I'm like, you know, you just
23:51
shut down.
23:57
I just shut down.
23:59
Oh yeah, I'm over it.
24:00
We get you out of here before I have a mental breakdown getting
24:05
too deep and I was in my life yet.
24:08
But all right, whatever, what's on the horizon for what's
24:12
on the horizon for Cree, we talk about like book deal, maybe
24:14
maybe from unfit to maybe a movie.
24:17
Maybe.
24:17
Actually, we've been working on like a little one of those
24:19
little, what do you call them?
24:21
Like coffee table books or just like some quotes for me?
24:24
Some little illustrations.
24:26
You know what I'm saying?
24:27
Just like, what do you call it?
24:27
A positive affirm uh a affirmations, affirmations, affirmative
24:35
action.
24:38
That's something else.
24:40
We gotta cut those like whenever a word is said and we see Jesus
24:43
just to look off.
24:44
We need, I'm trying to picture, have I ever heard?
24:46
Yeah.
24:49
OK.
24:49
Well, we're gonna take a break.
24:50
Thank you so much Creeper for coming through teaching us how
24:55
to into our positive vibes, how to move our bodies better.
25:00
You know what I'm saying?
25:01
Get limber and we got another special guest coming up.
25:05
So I'm super excited.
25:07
Um Stay too guys.
25:10
Hey, hey, we are back.
25:12
Three Gs in the pot and we are super excited for our next guest
25:15
He's a super talented comedian.
25:16
You might recognize him from the show.
25:18
This fool give it up for Frankie Quinonez.
25:20
Everyone.
25:25
I love that horn.
25:27
You know what I mean?
25:27
We don't, we don't have the budget for real horn yet so it does
25:30
it, we do our own sound effects.
25:32
Yeah.
25:33
No man.
25:33
We're super excited to have you here for sure.
25:35
Like this is dope, dope.
25:38
Congrats your TV star now, text me back.
25:43
I'm like he text me back.
25:44
Come on like that now people family members know, I mean I I
25:54
don't even have to say shit.
25:55
They're the ones like, oh yeah.
25:56
Oh yeah.
25:56
Like any family members hitting you up for money yet because
26:01
it's so funny, like you got some kind of fame but it's always
26:05
so funny the amount that they ask for like, hey man, let me,
26:07
let me, yo, can I go like $311 and like, yeah.
26:10
Ok, you just got it like that.
26:13
That sounds like a bill.
26:15
It sounds like an electric pay my light bill.
26:18
And I said, yeah, you know, they think anything we do over here
26:23
is like big time home.
26:24
They always think more money than you have.
26:27
That's for sure.
26:28
Yeah.
26:28
Yeah.
26:28
They think you on TV, one time like, oh he's a billionaire.
26:31
Oh for sure.
26:32
And the money that they do, he was like, I already spent that
26:34
in my mind.
26:34
I already like, yeah, I spent that like that is, that's just
26:37
been spent, you know, before I signed the deal spent, you know
26:41
some of that money, you know, like before even signed the
26:46
contract, I was like, oh damn, my car payment pay my girlfriend
26:52
ex-girlfriend now because he'd be crying and shit about the
26:54
Xbox anyway.
26:55
That's not there anyways.
26:57
So I've been dying to ask you because look, I'm, I'm super excited
27:01
for you and Chris, it's always so dope when I see like a show
27:04
and I see other comedians, I'm like, yo, like, what was the
27:06
audition process for?
27:07
Like for this?
27:09
Like how did it all happen?
27:10
Yeah.
27:11
Well, you know, uh, you know, touring after went viral, it
27:14
was like 2017 or whatever it was, it was like, I was able to start
27:18
touring and getting weekends at clubs and, uh, Chris was opening
27:22
for me, you know, so we were already like homies for a long time
27:26
And then, uh, and then it was, uh, you know, Pat Bishop.
27:29
Jake Weissman, Matt, they did that show corporate on uh Comedy
27:34
Central and they don't do stand up anymore, but back in the
27:36
day they used to.
27:37
And so that's how we all met.
27:38
So we're all like stand ups, you know, which is pretty dope
27:41
because it's like, uh you know, we just have, you know, we're
27:44
stand ups.
27:44
So we're not saying that actors are, you know, I'm just saying
27:48
like, it's a certain vibe, you know what I'm saying?
27:50
So, uh you know, he, he so, you know, it was like originally
27:54
those dudes like came to Chris, like back in the day when you
27:57
see Chris just do just his first like 10 minutes that he had
28:00
you could see a show in it, you know, and I would always tell
28:03
him that and then those guys saw it and they, they, uh you know
28:06
started developing the show, it was like years in the making
28:08
and then once they had it like polished up, then they reach
28:11
out to people and then Fred Armon stepped on board and then
28:14
they went out and he helped them pitch it.
28:17
Yeah.
28:17
And then they, they sold it, you know, they got like, I don't
28:19
know how many offers for a fire but there was a lot of people
28:23
uh uh you know, fucking with it and that or can we cut our hair
28:27
Oh Yeah.
28:27
So they in these motherfucking Yeah.
28:33
But it was a for the role or you already.
28:35
So, you know, they, they were like, look, we, they, they knew
28:38
that they wanted me to be a part of it in some capacity, whether
28:40
it was the writers' room or playing a smaller character or
28:43
whatever.
28:44
But for Luis, it was more envisioned to being more like a bigger
28:47
tougher looking, like more on the nose and, you know, and
28:51
they were searching for that person and they were having trouble
28:53
finding, uh, you know, somebody that had that look that had
28:56
the chops and the comedic timing and stuff like that.
28:58
It was, it's hard to find.
28:59
And so eventually they were like, you know, maybe, maybe we
29:03
should have you start reading for a Frankie.
29:04
And I was like, all right, cool.
29:06
And I, I don't know what they were doing.
29:07
I was like, maybe I'll help them, you know, figure out the character
29:09
or whatever.
29:10
And then slowly they were like, hey, you know what, like, hey
29:13
try growing out your go a little bit and this and that and,
29:16
and then I started reading for it and then it was like here.
29:23
But then, uh, yeah, and then, so I kept reading and I, I auditioned
29:27
like, man, I don't know how many times, you know, I'm on the
29:30
zooms and I'm reading and then it was, it was really like, you
29:33
know, Chris and, you know, and then all the rest of the producers
29:36
kind of start stepping on board but they kinda had to go back
29:39
for me homie.
29:40
It was like to the network.
29:41
Yeah.
29:42
You know, it was, you know, and, and, you know, everybody is
29:44
trying to do their job.
29:45
I get it and I really didn't have anything out there.
29:47
You know, most people know me as a, as a, you know, I do characters
29:50
I do stand up.
29:51
So a lot of times comedians are kinda, you know, we kind of get
29:55
put in that box a little bit like, oh, he's not a real actor,
29:58
he's a comedian, you know, or, or, or she's not an actress,
30:02
she's a comedian, you know, and it's like, what the fuck do
30:04
you like?
30:04
What do you think we're doing homie?
30:05
We're acting, you know what I mean?
30:06
Like, you know, we're doing characters and, and stuff like
30:09
that or whatever we're doing.
30:10
And so they really had to go to bat for me because the people
30:13
were like, oh, we love Frankie but we just don't see it and da
30:16
da da, he doesn't scare me the way uh traditional chola will
30:24
I got you.
30:25
I mean, you know, whatever their reasons were, I was like,
30:29
I knew I could do it deep down, but I'm not like a cocky motherfucker
30:31
I'm like, hey, motherfuckers, I could just say right.
30:34
And so we can't read, but Chris knew I could do it.
30:36
Chris knows my family, everything.
30:38
So he's like this motherfucker knows the part.
30:40
And so, um so we started, you know, so I started reading for
30:43
it and then it was one dude that was one of the ep Jonathan Graff
30:47
was like, yo, he's making the character more interesting
30:49
He's bringing like a Joe Pesci vibe actually.
30:52
Yeah, it was unpredictable.
30:54
It was kind of a wild card.
30:55
And then I was like, when he said that I was like, fuck, there
30:57
it is.
30:57
I mean, and then, so he went in, they, they all started fighting
31:00
for me and then they, you know, I got the part and uh you know
31:03
there were some people in the networks that were like, yeah
31:05
we see it now and they slowly everybody came up.
31:08
Wow.
31:08
So that just feels like you were developing this character
31:11
that they were looking for.
31:12
But you actually brought everything that, that, that brought
31:15
brought it to life.
31:16
So that's the funny part about it that they're like, I don't
31:18
see it, I don't see it.
31:19
And the more that you audition and the more that you like, massage
31:22
this character.
31:23
They're like, this is the guy we've been looking for for the
31:26
whole time.
31:27
I don't see it.
31:27
So, that's interesting.
31:28
You really just brought him to life that, like, you've been
31:30
around that person.
31:31
Yeah.
31:32
Well, you know, and, and much love and respect to the real Luis
31:36
Chris.
31:36
Chris has a cousin named Luis.
31:37
You know, so I was like, face timing with him chilling with
31:41
him and then get his vibe kicking in one of my cousins kind of
31:43
like, really get, trying to get this character dialed in because
31:46
I didn't want to just go do Creeper.
31:47
You know, I was like, maybe like, you know, obviously there's
31:50
a little piece of creeper in there.
31:51
But like who is this?
31:52
Who is this dude?
31:53
Like inside and out?
31:54
And we really spent a lot of time on it and they, you know, Chris
31:57
and the rest of the producers spent a lot of time with me and
31:59
we really got it dialed in and then once it, so once it came time
32:02
to, to film it so funny Creeper.
32:04
Did they ever like the producers ever go, hey, just do Creeper
32:07
man.
32:10
They were like, which family members to be creep?
32:12
Is that like a from a family member or where did you get my dad
32:15
That's your dad.
32:15
Yeah.
32:15
Yeah.
32:17
Shout out to my dad was just like, he was always that dude, homie
32:22
He's still got the three flowers of Pomco homie.
32:24
He's just like, you know, always had a low rider, low rider
32:28
car cliff, his, his best friend, mine, you know, my godfather
32:30
was president of Car Club for like 30 years.
32:33
So it was always, that was always my life.
32:35
Like, and my dad was like, always Chuck Taylor's Dickies,
32:38
Chris White, but a great father and one of the most positive
32:41
people I know he always told me the little league and the low
32:45
rider and like, you know, it was always there for me.
32:47
You know what I'm saying?
32:47
Like, yeah, that was just, that was just, you know, he wasn't
32:51
gang banging over or nothing like that.
32:52
He was raising his family but he's like this is how I do.
32:54
You know what I mean?
32:55
Like I got, yeah, I got the, I got the team but he was, he always
32:58
he always embedded that to me and me who work hard, treat people
33:01
with respect and leave with gratitude.
33:03
Let's handle this shit.
33:04
You know what I mean?
33:07
Is that like, I want to see a picture of your dad like an East
33:16
a little Easter egg right there.
33:17
One of your first videos.
33:19
He's the og that you step up to.
33:20
I'm going to leave it to you.
33:21
But man, love me.
33:25
I want to see that the dude just like your dad, a parent teacher
33:33
conference.
33:33
You know what I mean?
33:34
Like I'm gonna talk to him.
33:35
Don't worry, I'm gonna talk to my son, you know, get him, you
33:38
know, get him to a trip out like your, your, uh, which one is
33:45
which so metrics, uh, it's in the original one.
33:48
Yeah.
33:48
So that top one is the top one.
33:50
Yeah.
33:53
Right.
33:53
Yeah.
33:53
Yeah, I gotta see your dad maybe like a minute in or something
33:57
I don't know.
33:57
Let me see.
33:57
00, yeah.
33:58
Go to the, go to the right.
34:00
A little more.
34:01
Is he there?
34:03
Yeah.
34:04
Go back to the right to the right.
34:05
Oh You had it.
34:06
Yeah.
34:06
Keep going.
34:07
He's right there.
34:07
Top left to the right there it is.
34:15
Look at OG my respect, you know.
34:17
00 my God.
34:21
You Yeah.
34:25
So what you're saying there was no wardrobe.
34:27
That's his actual outfit.
34:30
And the funny thing is he wasn't, we would have had him more
34:32
like, you know, but he was just stopping by to drop off food
34:36
That was my homie Geno's pad and he just came by it and I was like
34:40
dad, hey, we're doing this video real quick.
34:41
Come pop in and yeah, it just all lined up homie.
34:46
I love that.
34:47
That's dope, man.
34:49
You see, we need more fathers like that.
34:50
Yeah, because I really thought he was like a creeper was more
34:55
of like a combination of like the community and our cousin
34:59
and stuff.
34:59
But to know your dad from all that.
35:02
But the foundation is amazing.
35:04
But would you say your family is like, kind of in that world
35:07
a little bit for sure.
35:08
Homie, you grew up in that world?
35:09
I got a lot of just cousins and, like, in my house, my mom and
35:12
dad were like, you know, they were, they were strict.
35:14
I mean, they just whoop my ass all that and like, you know, any
35:17
time any little fuck up, I was getting my ass whooped, you know
35:20
So I was like, you know, and yeah, so my therapist like, well
35:24
you could still charges that's on a TV show.
35:28
I don't know.
35:30
That's abuse.
35:31
Yeah.
35:31
Yeah, I'm gonna have to report that.
35:33
I'm sorry, you confidential.
35:35
But that is gonna get reported abuse to success.
35:39
So your dad's funny but your dad and your mom are really funny
35:42
They were like, I think you can, he's really, you know, but
35:47
my mom's like firecracker, you know, she's just like, yeah
35:50
how's your family with the show?
35:52
Are they watching the show?
35:53
Are they supporting you?
35:53
Like, I know they, they love the big thing.
35:56
But dude, like I, I've done TV, stuff in my family.
35:58
I don't have time me home and you're like, yeah, like the, the
36:04
the, the, the amount of money to pay for the bo subscriptions
36:08
when my dad was like, why do you have to pay?
36:12
But you work there, they just give it for free.
36:14
And I'm like, no dad, I just did something for them.
36:17
They got millions of dollars, millions, $20.
36:23
You must have not been good.
36:24
And they don't wanna give you the thing.
36:26
If you were good they'll pay for everything.
36:29
Just like, that's not how it works when they get to my head.
36:32
I'm like, maybe I'm not good.
36:34
They should pay for it.
36:36
I was like, oh, I think it's rude.
36:38
The fact that your family watching the show, they enjoying
36:42
the show.
36:43
Yeah.
36:43
They, like, my mom and dad are like, so pumped and, and you know
36:47
they're, we're still, they're still, you know, doing good
36:50
Like, they had me at a young age.
36:51
So it's like we're, you know, we're still, they're still like
36:53
uh, you know, very much active doing the thing.
36:55
And so it was like, and growing up, like, they always had stand
36:58
up on and we would religiously watch like a living color culture
37:01
clash, Saturday Night Live and stand up.
37:03
They would always, they let me watch, like, you know, your
37:05
who's your comic?
37:05
The favorite one?
37:06
Favorite comic?
37:07
Oh, man.
37:08
I don't know.
37:08
I had a lot but, you know, I just remember watching, you know
37:12
Eddie Murphy Richard, my mom would always be like, me, you
37:14
wanna cover your ears on the bad part?
37:17
I'm like this and she do this part of the, like my dad was like
37:22
that with the, the movies when they got like, there was a sex
37:24
scene, like cover your eye and then I would just be like, and
37:29
my dad would look at me, they would tell me to cover my eyes,
37:33
but I had the blanket with all the holes that the knitted blanket
37:36
I'm like, yeah.
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Yeah.
37:37
There you go.
37:39
Yeah.
37:39
Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
37:42
That's hilarious, dude.
37:44
Uh I got, I got, I got a gig out, man.
37:46
I was a fan of season one.
37:47
I know season two is coming out soon.
37:49
Did you have a favorite episode that you guys did?
37:51
Like for me, dude, I'm not gonna lie to you.
37:53
Episode two with the little kid when you guys are gonna go gang
37:56
bang and you're trying to find all your homies and some of them
37:58
like, yo, I got this, I can't, I was hysterical and that little
38:03
kid was like he wanted to dance fight and watching you guys
38:07
go on this journey.
38:08
My favorite episode.
38:11
Yeah, that was a lie.
38:13
II I love that you can get disappointed by every home.
38:16
You're like, oh, come on.
38:17
Yeah, about 20 bucks.
38:21
I would but like I would no episode five and episode eight were
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like two of my, I mean, I love them all obviously, you know,
38:27
but, but yeah, five and eight, the Sandy says I go to, you know
38:30
doing the therapy shit and the dinosaur suit and with the
38:33
inappropriate jokes because like going to therapy to us growing
38:41
up was like, oh that's for white people.
38:42
But it's like no homie is for everybody.
38:45
You know, and it's like, you know, we need to, we need to go,
38:47
we need to go harder than that.
38:48
Yeah.
38:49
It was funny because I was originally in the original script
38:51
I was supposed to be dressed as Austin powers, but we couldn't
38:54
get clear on that.
38:55
So we're like, I'll just get the dinosaur suit, but it actually
38:58
worked out.
38:59
We were like, cool.
39:00
I like the little laugh, the powers reminding people we know
39:06
you have to like, remind them the power.
39:11
How do you balance the show, the V show and doing stand up at
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the same time?
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Yeah.
39:16
It was like, it was funny because the first season I was like
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oh, I have the weekends off, like, you know, I've committed
39:22
to all these gigs and oh ho you're just fucking, you know, I
39:25
had been a regular on a, a show in 2017 where I was like, you know
39:29
it's the long days, it's like, you know, whatever, 15 hour
39:32
days, every day and then I don't know what I was thinking homie
39:35
but I was like, drained, you know, and I'm like, damn.
39:37
And so, yeah.
39:39
Yeah.
39:39
I, I just, I would try to get it set in when I could on the weekends
39:41
But, you know, other than that, you gotta fucking know your
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lines, you gotta, you gotta be there and I had to get the, the
39:47
tattoos on the so I gotta be there sometimes my call times were
39:51
like, 5 a.m. So my alarms going off at 3 45 and I'm just like,
39:55
you know, and so the airport going to a show people were like
39:58
creeper, shut the fuck up.
40:05
Does it get annoyed when people ask?
40:08
You know, I always try to be because the, the people are the
40:11
reason I get to do what I do sometimes, but sometimes they don't
40:15
get it.
40:15
There's always gonna be some full, they've had bad days too
40:21
Yeah.
40:21
But I always try to, even if I'm having a bad day, there's no
40:23
reason to be aic to anybody.
40:25
You can say no to people though.
40:26
But you don't have to be.
40:27
How do you say no to people?
40:29
I said, oh I said, oh, I can't do that right now.
40:30
Oh, thank you.
40:31
Oh, thank you so much.
40:32
But yeah, I gotta, you know, but I don't like if they just want
40:34
photos or whatever, like, you know, you just, you'd be cool
40:36
But, but like some people, you know, they wanna, they wanna
40:40
say a lot or pitch their business idea or, you know, like they
40:42
because they think you got all this money, you know, I got
40:45
that restaurant, you know, nobody's ever done this.
40:47
But you know, if you do tacos with ice cream, like think about
40:50
it, you know, like you just need an investment package for
40:54
you and I'm like the Tale ice cream is already out.
40:59
What are you talking about like, yeah, a taco ice cream.
41:02
Yeah, it's a, it's a taco ice cream.
41:04
It's like the taco.
41:11
I, I hate to be bad news but they discontinued the Choco taco
41:21
I know that dude.
41:24
II, I know you can't give us too much info.
41:26
But what can we expect?
41:27
Season two with this fool?
41:29
Oh, man.
41:30
It's, uh, I'm excited for it, homie.
41:32
I'm hoping it, it uh, helps like, you know, get the show even
41:35
bigger.
41:36
But, you know, it's, we got some surprise guests in there for
41:39
sure.
41:39
And it's just, it's grittier for sure and more like uh edgy
41:43
like, yeah, it's, you know.
41:45
Yeah.
41:45
Yeah, we get crazy.
41:46
It's like, it was like it, I like it.
41:49
I love it when it's edgy but there's, there's definitely more
41:52
guns and shit.
41:53
It's grittier but it, it keeps that same tone.
41:55
It's, it's funny as fuck, you know, I'm, I'm like, fuck, man
41:58
now that we're done because we do shooting, you know, we don't
42:00
do it in sequence.
42:00
So it's like shit kind of all over the place.
42:02
But when you're done, you like start piecing it together,
42:04
you're like, oh shit.
42:05
Yeah.
42:05
Yeah.
42:05
That's what, what can we expect from your character because
42:07
I know in the first season it was you, you coming back home the
42:10
the, the rehab with the cupcake?
42:12
What, what like, what can we expect season two?
42:14
Are we gonna see?
42:15
Maybe Luis love interest?
42:16
Are we gonna see you trying to, I can tell you that Luis is gonna
42:20
have a lady in the second season.
42:26
Yeah.
42:26
Yeah.
42:26
It's, it's, it's fun to see that.
42:37
You're like a teenager.
42:49
I, I'm, I'm quick to be like, let me see, real quick.
42:51
Show me.
42:52
Come on, show me like I've always like the makeup.
43:00
This is a trip.
43:00
I don't know, dude.
43:01
If I ever get a roll, I have to make something I would be like
43:03
too, like, because you, before we start with you, are you talking
43:07
about the four auditions you didn't get, do you ask this question
43:09
in the audition real quick though?
43:11
What does she look like?
43:13
Are we making out?
43:15
So in the scene, are they really like a towel or is it like I'll
43:22
do in the tent and they be like, excuse me, he actually is ress
43:25
I thought it was really fucking.
43:31
So we know that Luis the character is um based off of someone
43:35
that's real life.
43:36
But do you take your own personal life experience into this
43:40
character?
43:41
Oh Yeah, for sure.
43:42
Yeah.
43:42
Yeah.
43:43
So it's just like finding all that balance, getting it in and
43:46
then obviously like, it's like even uh you know, the homies
43:50
that know me too.
43:51
They'll be like, oh yeah, like, you know, that's a piece of
43:53
definitely big part of like Frankie or whatever.
43:56
But to me, I just like, uh I don't know, I just love how authentic
44:00
the show feels and, and everybody really put in their work
44:03
to make sure that happened.
44:04
And then, you know, so a lot of times unfortunately, we don't
44:06
see that.
44:07
Like, you could see, you could tell, like sometimes you see
44:09
uh Latino uh content and stuff like that and it's like, oh man
44:14
you could almost see like, oh, this is white people putting
44:16
brown faces on the screen and it's not really, you're not feeling
44:20
the authenticity of it.
44:21
It's like exactly.
44:23
It's like, no, no, no, we put their faces on.
44:25
Yes.
44:25
See now we're catering to the Latino community and you know
44:28
family member has been, you're doing me in their home for
44:34
good homie.
44:34
I'll let you do that though.
44:35
I, what I love is like, it's like even my mom, my mom's like,
44:38
you know, she loves it so much, but she's like, finally, finally
44:41
someone did it like hell you like, like she's me even if you
44:44
weren't in it like that.
44:45
This is it.
44:45
You know, this is how beautiful it was the perfect, it was the
44:49
perfect uh show and they did it right?
44:52
Like I think out of all the shows that they've been trying to
44:53
do like Latinos like shows this one was like, oh, that's it
44:56
did it.
44:58
Right.
44:59
Yeah, it was, it's the old d authentic.
45:01
You could feel that you could see it through the screen.
45:02
But I want to also know like you're doing stand up you're doing
45:05
the show.
45:06
How about your personal life?
45:07
Like, are you dating?
45:08
Are you with anyone?
45:15
No, no, of course you're doing a lot.
45:17
Like, how do you balance stuff?
45:18
You know, for people that like, you know, like what you doing
45:28
this little group?
45:31
Yeah, I got a lady over there you go.
45:34
Put them off now.
45:36
Is she, does she do this thing?
45:38
Like, dude, I remember I shot my special, I'm, you know, you
45:41
feel yourself a little bit and then you go like, hey, you take
45:44
out the trash still like, ok, don't get twisted, don't be,
45:48
don't miss the big head over here.
45:50
No, no, she's uh she keeps you grounded.
45:52
Oh for sure.
45:53
You know, she's, she's just cool.
45:55
I mean, she's so chill like to, to deal with that like what we
45:58
do and touring and all that like I've, I've tried to date and
46:02
then like, you know, you know, so some girls that get caught
46:05
up in the hype like, oh you know, you're funny and, and then
46:09
you're making money and you know, it's all the things you really
46:16
happy about this lady.
46:17
Oh, you got a lady?
46:18
Yeah.
46:18
No, no, I do got a lady.
46:19
I've known her forever like 14 years.
46:21
We only been together for, you know, a few years but, but we've
46:24
been homies for a long ass time and so, you know, she gets a homies
46:28
she ain't in the industry so she ain't tripping like your
46:31
best friend in my, did you see my likes, you know, she's, you
46:37
know, that's how you gotta, you gotta do it, right?
46:40
So, like, so she's known your journey.
46:42
She's known you for 11 years.
46:43
So she knew you back in the day before.
46:45
You were funny and killing you kill all the time.
46:51
What's the biggest bomb you ever had?
46:53
Oh, man, I'll, I'll never forget that shit on me.
46:56
We never forget that.
46:58
So what happened was like, I don't wanna say the name was headlining
47:01
this club for a weekend and it was, it was uh somebody was headlining
47:09
this club but they had a falling out with the, the owner of the
47:11
club and um, and they, they, so Sunday it was the Sunday show
47:16
the last show and they hit me up.
47:17
They're like, yo, like, can you come and fill in and headline
47:20
this show?
47:21
You know, and uh I was probably like five years in, at the time
47:25
six years, but I was feeling good.
47:26
I was like, I was kind of, you know, getting on the road, getting
47:29
a lot of good gigs.
47:30
So I went in there and it was like, you know, it was like this
47:33
East Oakland like hood ass crowd.
47:36
And uh it was this dude's birthday, he's wearing the gator
47:40
skin shoes, like just pimped out.
47:43
And I had them, I had them like the 1st 10 minutes, you know,
47:46
they were like, a little bit like, oh, the homie we came to see
47:48
is not here, but they turned it into a showcase.
47:51
So I just had to close it out with like, 20 minutes.
47:54
As soon as I got there though, like, the, the, the host was like
47:57
oh, baby, they're being rough and, and, uh, but, you know
48:00
and then I go, and I'm like, but in my head I was kind of cocky
48:02
I was like, I should, well, I, I'm gonna get the trip, you know
48:06
more confident than like a 56 year comment.
48:08
I feel like I got this, I've been doing this and I go to the bar
48:15
They're like, oh they said you drinks bag all this but it was
48:17
a, it wasn't as bad as people were saying, I thought, you know
48:20
and I, I go up there to her to close it out and I had them like
48:22
the 1st 10 minutes, you know, and then I was like, alright,
48:24
cool.
48:25
And then, and then I used to do this joke about like a, a gay gangster
48:29
hip hop group.
48:31
I like black or Latino rooms and it'd be like 50 50 because it
48:34
hit me sometimes.
48:35
Yeah, but when it would hit, it would hit.
48:36
So I'm like, fuck it.
48:37
I'm gonna drop it out of, I mean, man, imagine if there's this
48:39
gay gangster hip hop group, each member comes out like, hey
48:41
you know, and like, and I do like these raps and shit and they
48:44
just, they were just turned on me like, no, like we ain't fucking
48:47
with that.
48:48
I mean, and then I just like, I kind of got like, you know, a little
48:51
scared and I was like, turning like, I was like, well, ok, just
48:53
get through the jokes and I just started turning to a robot
48:56
and then dude, it got crickets in there homie, I couldn't get
48:59
him back, you know, and then this homie stood up out of his chair
49:03
like he hiked his pants up, stood up and he goes motherfucker
49:06
You ain't funny and then puts his, his pants back can do that
49:13
and sit down, I'm on stage.
49:16
I just goes back to eat his food.
49:20
He like shit.
49:21
You know what got me the F point.
49:24
You, you, you, yeah, because you feel, you feel that in your
49:29
soul, you feels like such an eighties bully, motherfucker
49:33
You ain't funny people like, and then there was, he's like
49:37
two like older women, they're sitting right up front, they
49:40
look like real nice people.
49:41
And it was so quiet in their homie that everybody could hear
49:44
him and she didn't even talk loud.
49:45
But she goes, baby, you look scared, you know, you were like
49:51
hey, no, I scared, I was like, I just, I was trying to get through
49:57
the rest of the jokes.
49:58
So I had the audacity to hang out after the show then you start
50:02
getting the worst.
50:05
So, what else do you do?
50:08
This?
50:08
Is it?
50:09
Oh, it wasn't that bad.
50:11
That was the worst one.
50:15
Practice.
50:18
Oh, thanks for coming.
50:20
Yeah, I should, uh, I couldn't even sleep that night.
50:22
Homie.
50:23
I emailed every og I knew in the game and they were like, hey
50:26
everybody has that is, that is after a bomb.
50:29
That is the longest drive home.
50:31
Even if you live like five minutes away, you just, you just
50:33
you're talking yourself off a leg like man, it was, you know
50:36
the, the the lights were that they were too bright.
50:39
I wasn't at the right angle.
50:40
That's why you trying to find the reason why it went wrong.
50:43
That shit ate at me.
50:44
I was nervous on stage for like three weeks to a month after
50:48
they finally did that set where I was like, oh, but I needed
50:51
it, you know, they helped me get better in the uh I take that
50:53
set up with me every time I take the stage now, you know, I love
50:56
that and that's the one of the excitements of stand up like
50:58
you don't know it, dude.
50:59
Let's see how it goes.
51:00
I mean, let's go, you know, and I look at you, you like you're
51:02
killing the game now, I now that you kill the game.
51:08
That is it for this episode.
51:10
Shout out to Frankie Quinone for joining us.
51:12
Uh Make sure you guys tune in this full season two.
51:14
When's it dropping?
51:15
Do we know yet?
51:16
Uh Probably it's looking like July at the earliest, probably
51:18
August, July and August.
51:19
So make sure you, you get it, tell friends.
51:21
Uh Thank you guys for watching.
51:23
Make sure you share, like, subscribe, comment.
51:25
Do all the things, tell people show people send it to them on
51:28
the phone, don't ask, just send it to them, do it, just do it
51:31
All right, Until next time y'all.
51:34
All right.
51:34
Thank you.
51:37
All right.
51:37
How about that?
51:37
Come on, buddy.