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You come to my house.
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You say good morning to my mom.
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You gotta buy my mom a gift.
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My mom got like you, you just date Latinas.
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Whoever I fall in love with you brought a white girl to the house
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Nah, I fall in love with.
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Welcome back to this episode of Three G's in a pod.
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My name is Sasha Mercy, Jesus Zovia, Eric Rivera in the building
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That's what I'm talking about, baby.
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Well, we have a very, very special show for you today.
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We have a couple guests.
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We have Nicky Paris.
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It's gonna be a a banger today.
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We got a new segment called it Out.
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We're gonna show off our acting chops.
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So this segment, each g pulls a line and gives their best audition
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and I think it's, it's an iconic movie.
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Yeah, I think it's for um a lot of iconic movies, but these are
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So do you think, do you feel like you, you're new romance?
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You know Ro Ro Ro Bag Bag.
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I think I, I think I could nail a romance.
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I can get a tear out.
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I can get tears out, cry on point.
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So, should we, should we let Jesus go first and show us how it's
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I'm scared of walking out that room and living the rest of my
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life with me, feeling me feeling the way I feel when I'm with
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Because I, I missed the line.
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Uh, the rest of my life.
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I'm scared of walking out this room and never feeling with
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the rest of my life the way I feel with you.
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Yeah, that was neat.
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Hey buddy, could we, could we see that with a little more urgency
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like you and never with feeling.
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I think you said with never feeling or something like that
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So I want you to say those lines like you mean it like like it's
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All right, I'll do it.
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I'm scared to walk out of this room and never feeling the rest
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of my life the way I feel when I'm with you.
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She's a bad bitch, right?
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She's a bad bitch that you cook a couple times.
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She made, she made you really quick.
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She made you look not really quick, right?
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And we don't want it to be the last time you fuck her.
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I'm scared to walk out of this room and never y'all gonna stop
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Could you stop moving your legs like you're on a Stairmaster
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I'm scared to walk out of this room and never for the rest of
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my life feel what I feel when I'm with you.
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But now, but now you need to do it with your dad's accent.
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Can we see with your dad's accent?
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You're not dropping in.
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I need you to drop in 54321.
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I'm scared to walk out of this room and never for the rest of
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Feel what I feel when I'm with you.
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There it is, there it is, there it is here.
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It's not gonna be easy and it's gonna be really hard.
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Sa what's your name?
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Come on, you're ready my kids in the car.
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So we should let's go.
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It's not gonna be easy and um it's gonna be really hard actually
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we're gonna have to work on this every day but I don't wanna
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do that because I want you.
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We're gonna have to work on this every day.
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Uh Sasha could you start again?
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Uh This is a very intense moment where there is a very long I
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wasn't getting emotional.
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I was getting frustrated when I saw your performance, Sasha
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you want, you want this person?
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No more jiggling to booty Sasha.
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Could you face the camera, please?
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This isn't a Twerk videos.
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It's not a bad bunny video.
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Oh God, it's not gonna be easy.
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It's gonna be, it's gonna be really hard.
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But I wanna work with the, with you every day because I want
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you, I want to be with you.
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I want all of you forever.
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You and me every day.
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It's the ghetto ness for me.
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I think that takes me out of the character.
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I just want one more time without the ghetto.
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We want this for mainstream America.
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I'm gonna give you mainstream.
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You want mainstream.
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I want mainstream, we give you mainstream.
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We want more, we want more Lin Manuel and less in the heights
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if you know what I mean?
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Oh That's a good singer.
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My man, it's not gonna be easy.
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As a matter of fact, it's going to be really, really, really
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hard but I, I want to work through it every day with you because
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I want to and I want all of you, God just a little bit your ghetto
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Well, liberty doesn't matter.
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So you didn't get the main role but she's got a Latina friend
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We think you'd be great.
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You want me to do it white, huh?
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We want you to stop.
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Could you do it with a Britney Spears.
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It's not gonna be easy.
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It's gonna be really, really hard, like standing in line at
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Starbucks trying to get a pumpkin latte.
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We're gonna have to work at this every day.
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But I wanna do that because I want you.
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Oh, don't do it, brother.
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You and me every day.
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Well, you didn't get it.
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But that was very good.
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I just don't like his face.
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I know it's giving, it's giving me.
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It's almost like there's an uncanny valley there.
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I just don't know what it is like.
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He's almost human but almost boyish.
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It doesn't have the Hollywood look for me.
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I'm not slating, is it?
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We did not say that we did say that we aren't here to make things
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The snowflakes, they're perfect.
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The stars, they're perfect.
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We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love
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the wrong people and die.
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Not only do I hate it but it's, it's the shaking of the head for
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That makes me wanna just punch him in the face for me.
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It just gave a really solid um No, for me, I agree with her.
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It's a big o for me but I wanna see one more.
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I don't want you to try to be one of us.
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You know, like one of the worlds I want you to be more, you know
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you said you were urban, right?
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You have like, do you have like, you, you, you're like the urban
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So I would really want you to like really, um, hone into your
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roots and really show me what?
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Just be, be your authentic self.
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We're not here to make things perfect.
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Stop there because I swear if I hear another word but ok, I'm
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sorry, one more time, one more time.
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I'm sorry, you're right.
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I'm sorry, go ahead.
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We're not here to make things perfect.
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Tom cruise the snowflakes.
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No, no, no, no, not us.
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Oh my God, we are here to ruin ourselves to break our Corazon
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I love the wrong people.
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That's what we've been looking for.
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I know that er Aldora.
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Mm C is for carbon F is for flooring.
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U is who is a nerve, dude?
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Are you still vaping?
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What's it to you, bro?
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All I know is that new mingle ice is hitting, bro.
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Vaping isn't gonna help you quit.
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It's only gonna keep you in an endless craving loop.
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I see you're chewing on that Nicorette gum.
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You're not like everyone else.
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Well, I'm throwing a party this Saturday and everyone who's
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anybody is gonna be there.
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Do you wanna come by?
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Totally I'll be there.
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See you look different.
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I broke away from the chains of cherry strawberry pineapple
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peach kiwi, mint ice.
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I went to the other side and I'm not going back.
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All thanks to you Eric and of course, Nicorette.
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Whoa, something's totally different.
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Oh hey, wait, don't tell me you stop vaping.
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I know cause your breath doesn't smell like a microwave dumpster
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You're both invited to my party this weekend and my cousin
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Wang is in town and he wants to teach us some new machete tricks
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He has missing fingers.
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Don't worry about it.
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It's like a completely unrelated accident.
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Hey guys, one sec forgot something.
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He's making some noise right now in the comedy scene.
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Everybody start typing right now.
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We're good friend Vicky.
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You give me a hug, Eric.
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I just wanna hug everybody.
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And fall down the stairs?
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We should have limped you like the sitcom.
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I, you know, I love stairs.
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Just something about them.
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It's good energy to start the day and maybe get a heart.
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I wish I bought a slinky.
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I would have loved to throw it if I could do it all again with
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a nice little warm audience.
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Is this where you guys do business meetings on the take of the
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It's very exciting to.
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This is like after school.
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This is very executive to teach us how to read.
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I just read Britney spears' book, which was luckily out of
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fourth reading level.
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So it took me about, yeah, it was a drive by read.
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I think of what really happened allegedly, allegedly, it
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was an interesting read.
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Yeah, I finished it in three hours.
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You know, and it was, it wasn't as juicy as I, as I wanted.
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Like, did she, did she write it in crayon or did you not?
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First of all, first of all, you're not gonna be bashing Britney
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That's so you're, I love Britney.
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But she's also like my, my drunk aunt who might hit people with
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a, with a steak knife.
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I'm scared and I pray for her at all times.
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She's like that cat that, you know, from the neighborhood
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that got in and she could kill the other cats and the other.
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This is something, you know, if you hear you're like Britney
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Get back in the house.
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I'm like, no, I just pray for her on the Rosie most of the time
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and I feel like she smells like cigarettes.
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You know, I was at a party with her one time when I first moved
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out to LA, I was at a party and her boyfriend was getting an award
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What did he get an award for dealing with?
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That's the size of, I don't know why I deal with it.
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It was just your face.
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He was like, iii, I don't know, I don't even watch the Oscars
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It's also boring to me.
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But anyway, um so she was getting an award and, and uh he was
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getting an award and she got out of the car and she wasn't even
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there 45 seconds and she goes, I wanna go home and she turned
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around and left and I said that is my dream to be somewhere and
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you felt 45 seconds too long.
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Have you ever felt like that?
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Maybe the gynecologist or something like that?
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Like I have to get out of here and she inspired me.
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That is so crazy because I feel like that all the time.
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It always inviting you to events and so many people, you be
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like, you know what?
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I wanna get the fuck out COVID was the best time of my life.
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Come to my daughter's communion.
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I have a cough or I would, you know, things like that.
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It was the perfect thing to not go.
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Do you like to be alone?
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Uh sometimes, you know, I have a brother who's a paraplegic
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So sometimes I wish we could be in different places.
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I would love to just sit and stare out the window.
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You know, my dream, I used, I used to have dreams growing up
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and then you used to before in your life, my dream is to sit at
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home and do nothing and I think people can relate to that.
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Like, it's one of those things when you were a kid, you were
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like fighting your sleep.
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Now you'll do and fight anybody to go to sleep.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Like it, it's just like how everything is changing, just me
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up, just me up and just when we were young, I'm gonna take over
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the world like, you know what my drool and I'll do my best.
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That's what life's about, dude.
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I have the question because you got that weird beard.
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What do people think?
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So I, yeah, I, I'm from New York.
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But the nice part and I don't wanna hear anybody scrap because
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people are like, oh my God, you're disgusting.
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You, you know, you know what I appreciate because a lot of people
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from Staten Island, I'm from New York, but a lot of people from
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Staten Island go Brooklyn and it's like Staten Island, you
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know, Staten Island was great.
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You know, I always wanted to be in the mafia and unfortunately
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it didn't happen for me.
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I, I love fur and blood so it wasn't, I just think it's so glamorous
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I, you know, it's funny because there are a lot of famous people
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who live on Staten Island, like uh Wu Tang Clan.
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I used to see Method man at Macy's shopping all the time.
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And I would be like not that threat, shirt, things like that
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There are a lot of people on Staten Island, you know, don't
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Is that the the clothing line?
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I said, yes, I said with confidence.
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Can I tell you every Sean Paul song on the radio?
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I used to think he used to be saying the lyric was to shelter
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you from the storm and whatever song you used Bruschetta you
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And I was like, is he talking about my favorite appetizer?
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Like, did he say Brutta the Storm?
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It was just very, it was jarring for me in a lot of ways.
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The ball who's the writer of Grey's anatomy Rhimes.
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This is like an Ad Hollywood edition.
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I thought it was Sean Paul the Nicky.
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We like to give him misinformation and send him out to the world
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and see what he does with it.
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Tech Grey's Anatomy.
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Shn De Paul was a great fucking artist.
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His music was fucking BS.
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You guys have a different.
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I'm the one with my, you pick your, no, no.
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You know what I'm gonna hit on this one because he says it in
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his song, Shanna Pa some.
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Give it to 5 million and five.
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No, his name is Sean Paul.
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He says Shana Paul, but his name is Sean Paul for the longest
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I thought it was Shonda Paul.
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It's my nieces love Shonda Mendes.
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Bring your own Shanna.
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There's a very sexual energy here.
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Look at his eyes, he hasn't fucked in months.
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Eric, you look every time I see you look like you're aging backwards
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I was like, is that an 11 year old?
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But it's actually amazing.
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Yeah, I feel Eric button.
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I just take care of myself, dude.
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He, he doesn't eat bread.
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I just lost £50 and you have to tell people it's like being trans
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You don't tell people everything you like when you, when you
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lose that much weight, do you like have to explain yourself
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But you're not saying I'm not saying I just, you know, I, I lost
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£50 and people don't, you know what?
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Because I was fat on the inside and I'm an emotional leader
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I, I do, I love to eat and, and, uh, you know, and I just, yeah
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But so many people, like, just every thinks I'm on a, I'm like
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nobody who takes a emp has ever done a push up.
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I'm just saying, you know, and people will be like, oh my God
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Now I'm like, now, what did I look like?
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Telecom from Seaworld.
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People have a lot of people to love to tell you what they think
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But I, I thought you were big because we did Comic Con again
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You had the superhero outfit on and I went tucked in real tight
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in that like a little, like a little taquito.
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I was, I had all the fat on you.
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Listeners and watchers.
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It's not all perfect.
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But yeah, that's right.
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I was like a Pierogi and a pie.
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But it, it feels good to like, you know, I'm so happy because
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he laughed at Pierogi.
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I don't think he knows what a pie is.
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An appetizer, appetizer?
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He's like they serve it at IKEA.
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First of all, first of all, I thought it was a car.
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I was like, wait a minute.
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He said it, it's got a flag.
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Is it, isn't it like with the, I, I don't think any of us know
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it's something that they serve, like, yeah, they have some
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With the, with the, some meat, some sort of meat in it.
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It's, uh, pepperoni.
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Would you like to buy a vowel?
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I think it's a polish.
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It's like a potato filling type.
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Uh, this, this polish guy is trying to bang me.
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So that's why it's at the top of my mind.
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He uses it as a sexual innuendo.
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And you're like, oh, no, no, no.
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I mean, come get this paro.
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We went on one date.
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I'm, I'm like an in, I'm very hard to date.
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I put it on the spot.
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You know what I might be.
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So I got this, you know, dating people have never been uglier
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and I mean, that in the most respectful way possible, you see
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what's out there and you're like, I'd rather be alone.
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You know what I mean?
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What are you looking for?
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You know, I don't know.
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Not too annoying and, uh, I don't know.
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Like for real, it's just hard.
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Everybody wants to be something in L A especially.
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And I was dating somebody, they wanted me to meet their whole
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I'm like, I don't even wanna spend time with my own family,
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But when was the last time you dated someone?
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Like, I went on a date with this Polish guy this week and he'll
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probably, I don't know if he'll see me again.
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But is he, like, is he, like, looking forward to it?
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Like, did he give you, like now he hasn't stopped?
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So did you kind of like just, you know, are you kind of ghosting
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I'm not even ghosting.
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I'm, I'm more of like, I, I would say Natalie Holloway, I'm
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I'm completely, I'm gone and I just heard there was an update
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I hope that wasn't insensitive.
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I haven't been to Aruba since I got you.
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So you're like, pretty much like ghosting him a little bit
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I get in a lot of trouble when I go on talk shows, it's very dangerous
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to me because I'm glad we're live right now.
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I think I'm on the Dick Van Dyke show my social number.
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I'd love to give all my personal information.
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My favorite is when you went on the news and you just look good
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You were, you were being a comic and that's what I loved.
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I said, you know what I experience?
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How was that experience?
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You guys that I got an email and they asked me to do it?
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Do you think I want to perform on the news at eight o'clock in
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No, I wanted to be sleeping, but I felt obligated with all due
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respect to go and I went and I knew what it was gonna be.
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Do you think I wanna perform when people are eating MC griddles
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No, I need to be on the Peloton at 815 and that was taken from
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No, but I did it and it was taken.
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They said PG 13, I knew what it was.
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It was just like a stop in town.
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And I was just to be honest with you, I just didn't want to be
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I was fasting for the first time that week and I felt we were
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hanging spears rolled out onto the Vegas stage lethargic
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And that I said to the woman before I went on, I was like, I really
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don't feel good and she goes, well, good luck 30 seconds.
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And I was like, OK, so I went out there and it was great.
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I thought it was great.
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I thought it was great.
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They said PG 13 to me boner.
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I, I know six year olds that say that.
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You know what I mean?
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So I said boner, I, I finished the set and I could just see the
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Everybody was like, you would have thought that what I said
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So I, I'm walking off the stage and I hear and I've been like
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Oh my God, I wasn't supposed to show, I've been on this new
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show a couple times and, um, they were like, he said, boner
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And I'm just like, ok, I'm like, and the guy who said it had a
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boner, I'm like, so far right now before I went on, I was like
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can we get you a tea?
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Could we get you a croissant?
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It was like it and, and so I was like, but I, I'll walk myself
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out and they're like, bye, great job.
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Thanks and like, shove me out.
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I was like, can I go food shopping?
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They made me feel like I was a national terrorist and I was like
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I, I had to go to Ralph's.
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I was like, do I wear a hat?
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What do I, what do I do?
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I thought I was Osama been shopping practically and basically
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the set came out at four o'clock and uh I was like, this is great
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He selling T shirts on his website.
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It was one of those things where you get to see like this talent
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is so funny and so raw and so like authentic.
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And then you get to see people who are, they don't just don't
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And sometimes as a stand up comic when you go on stage and you
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know, you're funny, people don't laugh.
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You're like, man, you just don't get me Yeah, and, and you know
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but it was fun and it was a great experience and thank you for
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Those are all you want.
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Yeah, that's the, that's just me getting started.
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So, yeah, that was a fun experience.
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It's fun to any time being on TV is just, this is fun.
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You know, you guys all do stand up, you just have to be in the
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moment and have fun.
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Yeah, that's what I loved about that clip.
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It just brought me back to like, oh man, when you get booked
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for those shows and you just feel like they want you to be a certain
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Well, people don't know this.
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They almost canceled segment.
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There was like talk that I was gonna be banned from the show
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and all of this, I have, I have inside sources so they called
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you and they were like, let me tell you something.
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You might never see the, this the latter day again may be banned
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from just which I thought was funny.
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I was like, oh my God.
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So there goes your 90 to 95 demographic, dude.
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Hang on right there.
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We'll be back after this commercial break.
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We're glad we're here because we're gonna take you into Sasha's
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So this is my favorite segment.
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Um Is the you corny segment.
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What happens is, you know, anybody who's a celebrity or whatever
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They do something that we consider corny and right now it's
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We think that that man is corny.
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You think he corny because you're a Britney fan?
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I think she's corny.
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Thank you, Jesus Corny.
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Why do you, why do you, why are you trying to hit Justin with
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Explain to him why he's corny?
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Do you agree with this?
26:45
You know, I, I don't know what to the, the whole thing.
26:50
The whole news is, is just shocking to me.
26:52
Um He is, you know, I don't even know what to say about him.
26:56
I just can't get over that hair when he looked like ramen noodles
26:58
I just imagine imagine having to have sex with somebody like
27:03
You put your hand through the brittle.
27:05
It just freaks me out.
27:06
But no, but he's very talented and it's just, it's an interesting
27:10
thing with, with the book your face.
27:13
Why is he explain to us?
27:15
I just think he's corny.
27:16
I think he's corny too.
27:18
I mean, I mean, look, look, look, I don't OK when I say you corny
27:22
I, I'm, I'm not saying it in a way of like your life should be
27:26
I just think like, you know, at one point in his career, right
27:31
Um They made it seem like Britney Spears was this villain.
27:35
I don't know if you guys followed it, but I was a teenager, ok
27:38
And he came out with the song Cry Me a River where it shows this
27:41
woman cheating on him.
27:43
And there was a lot of tabloids and all this information coming
27:46
out being like, oh my God did Britney cheat on you or and he would
27:49
just not confirm nor deny.
27:51
So it kind of gave him a boost of like, oh my God, this little
27:54
puppy guy, he got his heart broken by Britney spears by whoever
27:59
And then this book comes out and she goes, I was pregnant with
28:02
this man's child and he said, get rid of it.
28:07
And that's why he's calling to me.
28:09
So yeah, because of so many years of making her seem like a villain
28:12
And then next thing you know, it was just like, there's not
28:14
that there's not that there were villains, but it was just
28:16
like, yo, there was two humans having a human experience and
28:19
instead of him like at one point clearing it up, he did, he did
28:22
he did, he did do us an apology on in person.
28:25
He told her to get rid of it and she did and he's Courtney.
28:31
Could you not understand what I just said this whole time.
28:34
They were like when he first like had his music video come out
28:37
the crime you of everything it made it seem like she cheated
28:40
on him and then he did, she, he didn't confirm or deny that he
28:46
kind of rolled that in the book.
28:48
Did she, did she cheated once?
28:52
And she just kissed for a second.
28:54
I was like, what are we talking about?
29:02
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I didn't read the book.
29:06
I think that Justin Timberlake.
29:08
I, you know, I think he's sneaky.
29:09
I gotta say there's something about it and then she got an a
29:14
it's not even the cheating thing just like the way he played
29:17
And I think that he's very, just like opportunistic.
29:19
But I just like, oh, I don't know, I didn't do anything wrong
29:22
I just was going with that.
29:23
I mean, I, but he's very talented, you know what I mean?
29:26
I don't know what, but it's not seen a beatbox.
29:28
Some of his music I could take or leave.
29:30
But the beatboxing, I guess is cool.
29:31
If you're into that.
29:33
Did you guys hear the quote that he said to genuine, full, full
29:38
What's up Homie Spears records?
29:42
Full sh What's up homie?
29:48
See that, that's pretty, that's pretty funny.
29:50
I just think, I just think like the way that he just roll, like
29:53
the wave for certain shit was kind of corny.
29:56
You know, I like Joey Fatone.
29:59
He was like the Greek guy.
30:01
He seems like he'd give a great hug.
30:03
He's Greek, he's Greek.
30:04
How do you know this?
30:06
Well, you like an insect fan but you don't know in the fucking
30:12
Uh I don't think he's Greek, he's Greek and I know uh Lance is
30:17
the fun one he had, he had on his wall.
30:21
You don't think he did?
30:22
Which N Sync guy would you be?
30:25
Oh Just d that's why he was defending him.
30:29
You know what I mean?
30:29
Justin Timberlake was like the guy that would get all the girls
30:32
and he didn't want to get all the girls.
30:33
You know what I mean?
30:34
Like he just wanted, he's just like, oh I'm trying to find myself
30:37
I'm trying to find myself right now right now.
30:40
I don't have time for that and it's just like he was that guy
30:42
who just, he's just seem cool.
30:43
I mean, suit and tie is a banger.
30:45
I think he's a cool guy.
30:49
You don't just fucking do it, dude.
30:54
Oh This is why I say she's corny.
30:58
Oh If you, if you in mental, she wrote a book 20 years later to
31:05
make fun of a kid who was like, look, he's a, he's a Mickey mouse
31:08
He's not a normal kid.
31:10
So he's growing up trying to blend in and yeah, he, Virginia
31:14
is not allowed, is she not allowed to, to write about her experience
31:17
that happened to her.
31:18
But no, she's not writing about her experience.
31:20
She's like throwing him under the bus to gain some kind of he
31:22
threw her under the bus is what the fuck I was saying?
31:28
And I'm sure somebody was like, oh let's do this music video
31:30
This chick kinda looks like her.
31:32
All he, all he did, all he did was all he did was in high school
31:37
Like yo you slept with her and you just like come on man like
31:44
She's a crazy person on Instagram with knives like she got
31:47
mental health problems, bro.
31:49
You know Britney, she's part of my let the past go.
31:54
I know that she broke mentally.
31:56
I feel like she like smells like incense.
31:58
You know what I mean?
31:59
Like she like trailer park vibes, you know what I'm saying
32:03
Like she has like instead of like hot Cheeto fingers, she has
32:06
like Dorito cheese fingers.
32:08
You know what I mean?
32:09
Like the have you tips, you know, orange tips.
32:12
Have you like a Cheeto breath?
32:14
You know what I mean?
32:15
Have you dated a white chick that smell like Doritos?
32:20
But we, you know we drive through, we, we ain't sit down, you
32:25
know what I'm saying?
32:26
Romantic people right now.
32:28
Who you think is the corny one in this situation?
32:32
Yeah, please let us know.
32:33
It's not like life or death, it's just keep on and I, I spend
32:37
a lot of time around singers and he totally strikes some, I
32:39
don't know if anybody's ever noticed this.
32:41
I've been around, not, not just him but like, other singers
32:45
He's like, and, like, they'll just, like, sing, like, randomly
32:49
It's the most annoying thing to me.
32:51
like, oh and he just strikes me as the type that would totally
32:54
do that at like a Denny's or something.
32:56
Just please just in the middle again.
33:00
You're not a canary stop singing, you know, but then Britney
33:03
just would press play.
33:04
So either way, no judgment.
33:09
You know, we got, those are like the glory days of the stars
33:12
for all the tiktoks, Timberlake.
33:16
Why would you even smash lands?
33:18
You get the fuck out of here just to get it.
33:24
Fucking the instinct sandwich for sure.
33:25
I think we just found our clip is gonna go viral.
33:29
See, I'm gonna get in trouble.
33:35
You're never gonna get.
33:35
So I feel like there's like a game of Russian roulette.
33:38
Like who, who's bringing out the guns?
33:43
I feel like if you guys are trapped on an island, the three of
33:45
you, I think you guys might all survive.
33:49
And I think Sasha's done.
33:50
What do you mean I would be done, Sasha.
33:53
Why would I be done?
33:54
Why would I be done?
33:55
I feel like Sasha would be the middle person getting talking
33:58
shit to about both of us.
34:00
You know, we both of us.
34:01
He's just like Eric ain't shit and then he goes to Eric and be
34:03
like, hey, this ain't shit, you know what I mean?
34:05
And in the middle we got, we got Nicky.
34:12
Thank you so much for that.
34:16
People know where they can find you, Nikki guys.
34:18
I had the best time in my life and I don't appreciate this close
34:23
Follow me, Instagram, Twitter, Nikki Paris, bitch.
34:25
That's where confirmation is Nicky Paris, bitch.
34:29
Hang on right there.
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We'll be back after this commercial break.
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Let's get some noise going for, dude.
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Y'all got a whole audience in here.
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We keep, we keep it real.
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I put makeup on you, right?
35:12
I like the sitcom steps.
35:15
It makes you feel very white.
35:17
I feel like a little, a little credit coming down them like
35:21
I was like I was like, oh Jimmy Fallon's introducing me, you
35:27
know what the white producer here uh running around but he's
35:30
just like, you know, we need steps like that too threatening
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It's very full healthy, but I love it.
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This is beautiful but you gotta be, you gotta be careful because
35:44
the family sees this and they start thinking we got money and
35:49
You like, yeah, my fucking, my grandma passed away.
35:53
Um But I didn't really know her like we start like that.
35:57
But when I met her, when she, when I first met her, um it was like
36:01
about a year ago I met her for the first time.
36:02
She came to the States and she's selling her home and she was
36:05
just trying to sell it to me.
36:05
I'm like lady, lady, I remember my, my fucking living room
36:09
like like no home but I see you do your thing like in the face
36:13
I'm like, I don't even got a face but you fucking lying.
36:15
Like she was just trying to sell me the house.
36:19
I mean they were used, I canceled Christmas.
36:22
I'm not going back home for Christmas.
36:33
I Yeah, I'm from the Bronx, New York real quick.
36:41
My ask for gifts that I want like she'd be like yeah, can I get
36:45
It's like me too bitch.
36:51
What's the craziest ask that?
36:53
They uh your family came up to him like your deals ever go Mio
36:57
We can start a business, ok?
37:00
We can start a construction business.
37:03
They trust me more now.
37:05
So like so like now I could like let's say like I got a regular
37:08
car but my, my uncle got like a truck, you know he did, he like
37:11
sells bond and like fucking like, so I'll be like a deal like
37:14
hey, can I borrow this truck?
37:15
Because he knows I could like fix the motherfucker if I fuck
37:18
You know what I mean?
37:19
So I just so I get trust more with shit.
37:21
I like but my niece and my nephew, yeah, she called me talking
37:24
about she wanna go to Disneyland every week like girl you up
37:29
That's crazy because I thought of Disneyland, Disneyland
37:32
once in my family is like, oh my God, you made it every week if
37:36
I see you do a whack ass promo video on your Instagram.
37:38
Like are you trying to get a free, didn't land tickets for his
37:41
What you say about they like, yo, some of your family members
37:44
they think that you're making money, they want scheme.
37:46
They always like trying to y they'll be like, yo, yo, I had a
37:49
He was like, yo, here we go.
37:52
I sell tires and I was like, what do you mean?
37:55
Yeah, I find tires anyway.
37:56
He was like, I find tires the whole time.
37:58
I just put them in the garage and then I could sell them and I
38:00
was like, put them in the garage.
38:04
But you know what I was thinking because in my school they did
38:08
They'll have us sell chocolates like once a year and then whoever
38:10
sold the most chocolates would get like a, a free trip somewhere
38:14
I'm like, yo, now that I'm thinking about it, like the school
38:16
was like pimping us to do stuff for sure, for sure.
38:19
That was like super lightweight cabin, for sure, for sure
38:26
They were using the there looking like Michael Jackson R.
38:31
That's what I'm talking about.
38:32
Is this too dark humor?
38:37
Did you ever fall for a scam?
38:38
Like, you know when they had like back in the day, the Prince
38:42
Hey, give me a million.
38:43
I give me a bank account.
38:44
I'll give you a million dollars.
38:45
I mean, I never got scammed.
38:46
I just got scammed out of my panties.
38:50
Nigeria scammed me out of my panties.
38:52
That's a different scam.
38:54
He made it seem like he was like in love and shit.
38:58
You ever had that guy that switch up once the nut comes out of
39:01
He just like, all right, I'm out here.
39:02
Yo, I don't know where I'm at.
39:04
I got a no, I actually dated him for like two months but it was
39:08
just like he kept like saying like, oh I want more, I want more
39:12
And I'm like, yo, stop lying.
39:14
We were talking about schemes, right?
39:17
And I just, yeah, let's talk about schemes.
39:18
You went down a rabbit hole and trying to date.
39:21
You got all fucking s you broke up the future.
39:25
He was the one that got away schemes.
39:29
Have you like got caught up in that or no, no, I feel like um you
39:34
You have to be a real idiot to believe in crypto like like in
39:38
the like what's the shit with the faces?
39:41
You the, the, the pictures, the NFTS.
39:43
The NFTS fucking idiots NFT.
39:46
I don't get you tell me this stupid ass motherfucker that,
39:49
that sign some shit on his computer was like 30 million dollars
39:57
Actually, he's been investing in a, in a T 20 things.
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We'll be right back after this commercial break.
40:03
Deserve oh I just went to a wedding and shit.
40:06
It was a whole situation, bro.
40:10
We, we used to do grown shit.
40:11
You know what I mean?
40:12
Your girl, you gotta share a lot more, you gotta your life,
40:18
you can't just do whatever you want.
40:19
So you don't like your girl and you have to go to the wedding
40:21
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
40:27
I went through some shit.
40:27
My girl, you gotta share your life.
40:29
I'm gonna tell you what happened.
40:31
I'm gonna tell you before he even tells you.
40:32
I tell you what he went to the wedding.
40:36
Him, his, his girl and his partner and they have a child.
40:40
Your baby, I gu that during the wedding she kept going.
40:43
So when are we gonna, and he was like, that's not what happened
40:46
That's what first of all sit your fruit ass down.
40:52
This is what it was, it was smash.
40:54
One of the brothers, she's about to be with my whole family
40:57
She was about to be with my whole family and she's, and she's
41:02
My, my family's energy is here and her energy is like very proper
41:06
When she from Arizona, she's from here in the valley and like
41:11
uh yeah, Northridge area, that's what family is not watching
41:19
And so when we went to that, she has like these like, well, we're
41:23
not going to stay for the whole thing and I'm like, well, my
41:25
family stays for the whole thing and she's like, well, we,
41:28
we can't go to the church.
41:30
He's gonna cry and this and that and my family is the most important
41:34
thing made it seem like your family is Italian.
41:39
So, and that was the whole thing.
41:41
So I had to like, map it out like, oh we can't do this, we can't
41:45
The baby had fucking headphones because of the music.
41:47
And my pa my is like you listen to music all your life.
41:50
We put you in front of the fucking speaker.
41:53
He's like 10 months.
41:57
So what I'm saying, weddings are different because I used
41:59
to be able to go over there and get fucked up.
42:01
But now I have to plan and organize my dick.
42:07
If you want to leave her 23 year old to the 23 year old with no
42:13
license, just leave her dick, conduct happiness.
42:19
I love how he thought I was.
42:20
I was asking for advice.
42:21
I would say this though.
42:22
You have your whole like listen, you're 23.
42:26
I've never been married you because because look at her, look
42:35
at her that would hurt, that would hurt.
42:37
Where are you gonna release him?
42:38
It don't even matter.
42:43
I'm trying to understand your point of view.
42:46
It's a super single out.
42:54
So no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's not that we aren't happy.
43:01
Look at you my favorite guest.
43:06
So the doctor Phil, this whole shit right here.
43:09
I'm trying to figure out like you sound.
43:11
Can we get a close up on haze in the face?
43:12
That smile is breaking.
43:15
Uh No, wait, I'm not happy.
43:21
No, I'm just saying, I'm 33 years old and at 23 I used to look
43:25
at difficult and be like, bye bitch.
43:27
And then 33 now you go.
43:29
Well, I'm not in my prime no more so we'll see and I did it but
43:34
but I'm not only saying about relationships either.
43:36
I'm saying about just in general.
43:38
Very beautiful, by the way, something like it.
43:47
What did I sound like?
43:49
You sound very happy.
43:51
I sounded very fucking, I'm fucking happy right now.
43:58
You got this conversation anyway.
44:01
Give me more advice of a I'm gonna tell you 20 year old through
44:04
the week he was planning to have fucking fun.
44:07
That's red flag already.
44:12
Yeah, it's supposed to happen and, and you know what?
44:14
Like my dad was like a smoker, super crack kid.
44:16
One thing I learned about him and my, and my mom, it was like
44:19
they just lived it up like even though he was smoked out and
44:22
my mom was his angel.
44:23
Like they just like, because f like imagine like, like if I
44:27
be seeing my homies, they shot out my homies food but they're
44:30
not fucking happy either when they're my age with kids living
44:35
They're like, hey, buddy, I gotta go pick up my girlfriend
44:38
You shouldn't be with nobody.
44:39
You're complaining about going to pick up like that thing
44:42
You sound like me when I was 23.
44:44
0, I can't wait till you grow up.
44:45
I can't wait to see you again.
44:47
Do you know what I'm saying?
44:49
Like you sounded like the wedding.
44:51
So the wedding sucked.
44:52
The wedding was great.
44:53
I'm just saying what your voice.
44:59
At what time did you come?
45:06
His kids are in the green room?
45:08
You think he has freedom?
45:09
That's what I'm saying.
45:10
You breaking dude who can't do a goddamn thing?
45:13
You can't even eat a doughnut.
45:14
You know what I'm saying?
45:21
So, so what time did you leave the burden?
45:23
We left, we left till the end, we left till the end.
45:26
But you weren't drunk.
45:27
No, that's the thing.
45:31
I gotta be, you don't have to be responsible, responsible
45:36
Where was the wedding?
45:37
And where do you live?
45:38
What was the distance it was in Arizona?
45:39
I went to Arizona for the wedding.
45:42
You go in the back of the trunk there?
45:45
You know, you know a lot of, I love it over there.
45:50
Did you guys stay with your parents or was there her parents
45:52
But that was, that was the whole thing.
45:54
My parents live in a hold on, I'll bring it down.
45:57
I was difficult for hold on.
46:00
You save a little lo like, wait, wait, wait, I went with my family
46:03
We stayed with my family.
46:04
But that was another thing because she was like we should get
46:06
I'm like, bitch, you're gonna get us killed like you might
46:09
to tell she doesn't like your family.
46:12
There you go baby, there you go, baby, Eric.
46:20
I don't wanna stay with your family.
46:23
Your mom has a pretty big is my new, my new favorite.
46:28
Your mom has a big house.
46:29
Yeah and you're the only boy or you have more brothers.
46:31
I have two younger brothers, ok?
46:34
So you're not the baby but you are the first, the first.
46:37
So you definitely your mom loves you a lot f fuck.
46:39
Do know doctor I know you do right now.
46:42
Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me you got there we got some tissues
46:48
so so you got there.
46:49
Your mom was like me, I'm so happy to see you.
46:50
You live in L A now I live in Arizona.
46:53
You're probably scared to go through the borders and shit
46:55
We see each other when we can, right?
46:57
You pull up 10 month old baby that you drove, you flew?
47:01
Did she drive at all?
47:03
No, no, no, she didn't drive ID.
47:04
I don't trust anybody driving.
47:08
So when you get there, she's like, like she said that before
47:11
you guys before she's like we should stay in and I'm like you
47:14
convince her to stay because I thought you love very much because
47:17
I just said no, you know, we, we are, man.
47:20
You man, I just told her like, oh we're not, we gotta stay there
47:23
Imagine telling a Latino family you can't stay at their house
47:29
Eric knows what I'm talking about.
47:30
He acts like you over there it out.
47:32
He's taking his wife dressed him today.
47:34
You know what I'm saying?
47:35
Like he's going through that situation, by the way, that's
47:39
the only, that's the only freedom he has, he can buy shoes.
47:41
Don't be mad because you dress like a gym coach.
47:43
This guy came in here with man wipes for when he took shit toes
47:48
Let me just tell you right now.
47:51
So hard to take the, you can clean your butt here too.
47:54
The the A I said he's on super speed.
48:05
You got there and she was dude, let him in, let him bring this
48:10
is you should have like a really?
48:13
Oh That's another thing dude.
48:15
The ac broke she was complaining at your mom's house.
48:19
She was like with the baby sweating, sweating, sweating is
48:23
Do know because you know everything.
48:25
No, that's my tiger nickname I got in the seventh grade.
48:27
I just spell it different now.
48:28
You don't mean shit at all.
48:29
But she, you know, when she was complaining to you to complain
48:33
to them, she wasn't directly going.
48:35
Hey, guys, what about this?
48:36
What about this one?
48:37
Did she eat with you guys?
48:41
You guys never been in a relationship.
48:43
This is what happens when you're in a relationship.
48:44
This is what happens when you're in a relationship.
48:46
You, you bring your family, you meet, you never done that.
48:49
You never had a girlfriend who met your family the first time
48:51
No, no, no, I'm saying.
48:52
Has, has your family ever met your girlfriend?
48:54
Yeah, they kick your food.
48:55
My bitch get jump with my mom.
48:57
I have three older sisters.
48:59
So when you get there, you gotta, you gotta see three beautiful
49:03
girls are gonna be like, what's up bitch?
49:04
Can you see you grew up with three older sisters?
49:07
I'm the only boy in the youngest.
49:08
I'm my mom's baby, the baby, the baby is up.
49:10
So if a bitch were to complain to me about my house, I like we
49:14
might have to like never talk again when you come to my house
49:17
you say good morning to my mom.
49:18
It's a mother thing.
49:19
You gotta buy my mom a gift.
49:21
My mom gotta like you.
49:22
My mothers date Latinas.
49:24
No, no husband who whoever I fall in love with you brought a
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white girl to the house.
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Nah, no, no, no, no.
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But my mom's very like my mom not like typical traditional
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like Mexican like she's ignorant about shit.
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She's like la is de la more to me like my mom can't judge me.
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Like if I were to date a black girl or like or a white girl, Asian
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my own can't judge me like fool you dated a fucking crackhead
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Like she like me start we, I'm like fool, he's dying, he steals
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So I'm not grown up, you know, you look happy.
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Yeah, I'm very happy.
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I need, I need that, that, that stability or else I'd be wild
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You know what I mean?
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Out here just I was out here, I was out here in the street.
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She uh she fixed me up, you know, she set me up, took the, you
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know, I used to, you know what I'm saying?
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I need someone to tell me, hey, be here because you're being
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right here because I'm I'm a wild boy.
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We know we know we know we were with, you know, you, you and your
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kids, you and nothing, whatever is happening to you.
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You'll get there you'll get there.
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I thank you so much for being on the show today.
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Uh, let everybody know where they can find you.
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Um, you can find me on what, any time I'm kidding.
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No, every Thursday we drop, uh, on Brownback pod, we let the
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vic we actually have a live show coming up at the wheelchair
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So we get your tickets.
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If you wanna come kick it.
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It's just think about this.
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But live you have to sit in the audience talk shit, kick it.
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We have special guest by the Bing.
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Um On Chief Mo we do vlog, tiktok, Instagram.
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Everything just do it up for sure.
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Well, it seems I do not so everything and that's it for us.
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Thank you guys for catching this episode every Monday.
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We go live every Wednesday.
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We drop new episodes on me too TV.
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Now we got butt plugs here.
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