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Arturo Castro, Jazmyn W and The G Spot

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Comedian Jazmyn W. finds out skinny legs are not it and actor Arturo Castro explains how he lost his Guatemalan accent while Erik, Sasha, & Jesus debate the corniess of Lin Manuel Miranda.
Show transcript
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Instead of a venue where you're going to have to yell over a
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bad bunny song.
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I think I'd take you anywhere that promotes conversation
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food and booze.
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Like where like a place you've never heard of a place he has
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that isn't too loud.
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I'm not gonna lie.
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Contestant number three, that sounded kind of serial killer
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place.
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You ain't never heard of as people can't hear you as your friends
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girl don't do that.
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Welcome back.
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Everybody to another episode of Three G's.
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I'm Sasha Mercy.
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I'm Jesus Leoda, Eric Rivera in the building.
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Yeah.
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We have such an exciting show for you today.
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You don't even, you don't even know, they don't know.
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They just tuned in.
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We have a special guest, Arturo Castro and you know, I feel
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like love is blind.
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A lot of people have been into that show and we kinda wanna do
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our own iteration of this version of that.
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I think we should show.
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So we're bringing a new segment to you called In the G Spot,
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The G Spot of Love with the Three G.
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There it is.
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You guys had a good week.
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I had a great week.
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Oh my, oh, I'm sorry, I had a good week now.
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You're, I am, I feel so refreshed.
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I feel like anybody in the world they need to experience L A
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and New York sometimes in L A, you know, it could be too quiet
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for a person like me.
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Right.
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No, no.
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When Sasha was in New York I was seeing her post and she was alive
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she was out there uh doing things active posting.
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I'm like, damn, this girl is living life over there.
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Yeah.
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You know, also I didn't realize how funny my family is.
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I took comedy or like just laughing for granted because my
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family is crazy.
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But they're so funny.
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Um There's a video that's going viral right now on my page.
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I'm sorry, I'm going viral right now.
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Y'all should be here.
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I'm going viral.
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Ok?
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And anybody uh no, I'm walking on the street and I'm on the phone
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and I'm yapping and I'm arguing with some, well, I'm actually
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complaining, blah, blah, blah.
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And my brother is behind me with his phone.
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So he starts following me around for like a good 36 seconds
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Ok.
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That's a long time right now.
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It's like 36 seconds.
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That's not a long time.
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That's a long time.
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I crossed the street.
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I was in one street.
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I crossed the street and then um why is it going viral?
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Give me a second.
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Hands are going, can we take my hands down and then, and then
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my brother, I can't even tell you nothing because yy, you're
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taking forever to get to the point.
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Give me a second, Kanye.
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So anyway, so the video is going viral is because my brother
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is following me for like a good 36 seconds.
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Stop, I'm talking and then he steals, he takes the phone out
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of my hand.
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I wish this story was 36 seconds.
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God damn.
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Go ahead.
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and then I mean it, I'm going viral.
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Not too.
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Anyway.
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So um so he ends up taking a picture of me yelling like I, and
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he puts it as a freaking main screen on his phone.
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So now when I call, you just see my face like that.
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Oh That's why you're gonna v uh No, that, that actually looks
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funny.
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That Isaac looks like something that was just like, yo, what
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are you talking about?
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I know what you mean.
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But I'm like Right.
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Right.
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I feel like I was on a date and I was just like, are we fucking
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or not?
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What's going on?
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What, what's it funny?
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What is it?
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I broke his brain.
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He was like, I look at like a funny, it looked like funny anyway
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like funny.
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No, no, I get you though but you do seem more better and excited
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like your batteries recharged.
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No, I'm, I'm definitely a lot more recharged to like center
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myself and chill out.
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How was your week?
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I was go I was also in New York.
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Uh I went to go see family.
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I took the boys to go see Hamilton.
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They got to see, ok, what?
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Gay, I'm sorry, I'm, I'm giving my kids culture culture.
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That's only the number one selling broadway play.
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Ok.
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Ok.
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You know, I feel like you're very immature today.
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That's what's going on.
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Blink.
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So then what happened?
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The little suit.
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Exactly.
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Exactly.
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You guys were over there having a little fucking dive in fucking
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New York doing whatever dressing up.
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Like, I don't know, rich white people going to see Hamilton
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Do you think we went to Snooze Fest in 1920?
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I'm sorry.
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It's a snooze fest.
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What's his name?
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Carlos G, the guy who invented it.
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Lina Manuela.
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It is a snoozer dude.
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I'm sorry, I've never done it.
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All I saw was a camera and he's just like trying to do Disney's
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movie.
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Fucking, it was a fucking snoozer.
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Wait, you saw it on Disney Plus.
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So you didn't see the, you haven't gone in person?
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What's the difference?
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It's the same shit I saw in my room where I'm comfortable, the
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jig and I put on something that's like better.
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You know, what did you watch instead?
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What was better?
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I'm glad you said that I've been watching a lot of nineties
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rom coms.
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Oh Hamilton on my way like that.
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Singing and shit.
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It was like, it was so corny.
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It's, it's yo my man, what's the camera.
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It's corny.
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It is corny though.
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It is.
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It's very like, uh, what is he doing?
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You rapping?
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First of all, it's like, it's a piece of history.
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Ok.
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That he was able to make a whole story about and put people of
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color.
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So it's like a cultural historical thing.
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Have you ever been to a Broadway play or any play?
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I was in plays.
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I have you.
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I was in the, in high school.
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What were you in?
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I don't know, an understudy or who was in a play of this uh of
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this one show?
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I don't know.
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It's called uh Wizard of Oz.
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Who did you play Banger?
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Who did you play?
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I was the Lion.
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Give us some lion right now.
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I wanna see a picture.
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Oh You don't want to see me go into lion mode, right?
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That one, Romeo and Julian, where are you thought?
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Where's my thigh?
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Bitch?
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You Romeo and Julian Romeo and Juliet.
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He said Romeo and Julian, you were Julian.
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I don't know Romeo.
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Romeo went for heart down Romeo right here.
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Put it in my brain, Juliet.
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Anyway, do you really like this?
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It was really good.
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Tell me one song.
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Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
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Tell me what it's about.
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What does the, how does the beginning start?
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The beginning starts with him coming to America because Hamilton
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is an immigrant from Nevis from where Nevis?
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All right.
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Just, just you explaining it man, my balls.
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It, it's boring.
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Let's move on.
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That's, you know, that's how, you know, that he doesn't know
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what's good.
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That's why when I was talking about my viral video, he's like
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oh snooze fest snooth f I don't even know nothing about the
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lion king because again, I wanted to show my kids representation
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in a, in a, in a media.
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We're erased it.
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That's funny because I bet your kids fucking hated it and take
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me to like, I don't know, you know what I mean is he's gonna sit
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his son down when he's older.
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You gotta watch blood in blood out now, you know what he done
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He's gonna take Twerk videos and you like you wanna see them
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dance.
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This is how women should dance me go.
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That's how it was done.
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We're gonna watch The Titanic and I'm a fucking pause it and
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you know the part, you know the part, the part where to soak
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it in and then get that thing.
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I'm like fucking get out of here.
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Never be me ever.
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You know, next year I am Jesus.
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So you don't feel a certain way as your kid gets older, you're
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gonna show him these rom coms and there are no Mexican or Latino
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leads in this regardless.
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Wow.
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Wow, ***.
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OK.
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I can care less because it's entertaining.
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Yeah, I wasn't like he was, oh I'm gonna write, I'm gonna write
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a piece about this.
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I didn't say that I have the opportunity to, you know what I
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mean?
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I watch movie.
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If I had the opportunity, I had the opportunity to show them
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I had sorry that it wasn't a Guatemala movie.
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Sorry, dude.
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What Mexican rom com have you watched?
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That's my favorite Mexican with Antonio Banderas and Hayek
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First of all, uh I'm gonna stop you there, Mr Pro Mexico.
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That's Desperado, the Mexican Brad Brad Pitt.
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I'm sorry, they take it back.
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I'm super Mexico, the Mexican.
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I don't hear.
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No, it was actually a good, by the way, can we all agree that
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in turn?
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But there he fucks right.
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He, you know my God, I remember I saw him in Desperado and be
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like damn fire and then I saw him in um interview with the vampire
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and I was just like, oh my God, have you seen uh interview with
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the vampire?
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He was like this, he was like coming through.
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He's like I will.
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So you, they give you Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Because, because when I saw that, I thought to say I was like
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Antonio.
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Oh would you fuck me?
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Because he came out very mysterious and then come, you know
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what I mean with that little hair and then which the whole film
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is about men and men becoming companions.
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Literally, I watched it and I'm like, this is like good, like
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a good film like look Tom Cruise.
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Oh my God saw Brad Pitt and was like, you're gonna be my companion
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Then Brad Pitt was like, I'm lonely.
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They make the little girl which is Kristen Dunce, right?
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Then, then they kill, try to kill off Tom Cruise because he
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was, I think he was about to come out and they kill off Tom Cruise
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right?
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And then Antonio Mandera looks at Brad Pitt.
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He goes, damn, you look good, bro, do that.
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And then did you explain the plot?
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Gave me a chub and you're right, you're right.
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The interview with the Vampire was a great movie.
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It was really good.
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Holy shit.
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Eric.
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Did you have a life?
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What was going on?
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Did you live a little?
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Did you get excited about it when you talking about you're
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not adding to any of this like you didn't see the movie like
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you didn't, I did see the movie.
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I did not get throbbed up.
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I did not start in Romeo and Julian relax.
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Did you guys watch the Titanic in the theaters or in video in
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theater?
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I was dating some girl and she was like, let's go see Titania
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or something?
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Wow.
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I was already theaters.
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I was a kid.
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I was in middle school.
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How old were you?
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I was in middle school girl, I was dating was like, yeah, I wanna
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go see Titanic.
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So we went as a date.
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Wow, that I go to when I was in high school.
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But uh all I know is he just said you didn't have a life, you didn't
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do anything.
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And I tell him I did it and he's like theaters.
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Who's that?
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Make up your mind?
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You either want me to do something or you know, I'm sorry, I
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went, I was just gonna give you a compliment but you ruined
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it.
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You were, you were you about to give him a compliment and he
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ruined it.
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If this is his camera, please turn it off.
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This is why you ruined it because I was gonna tell you that's
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bad ass because I never got to go to the movie theaters.
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I'm low key jealous and I was gonna give you a pro but you know
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what?
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Fuck that.
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Ok?
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Because guess what?
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Now I think you're gay because he looked like a, he looked away
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I could just tell that you were probably in the movie theater
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like out of respect for you.
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I'm just gonna cover it up and you really covered it up.
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You didn't even do one of these.
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Well, first of all, it was a movie theater so it was a 30 ft titty
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Oh, it was nice.
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I was like you're lying.
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All right.
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What do I do?
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He's back, Eric is back, baby.
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All right, dude, he's back, stick around.
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We'll be right back with Jasmine W at the G spot.
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Alright.
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And we're back with another episode of Three Gs.
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We got a very special guest in the house.
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Uh we got a stand up comedian Tiktoker, extraordinaire.
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Jasmine.
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W uh oh, how y'all doing?
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We're doing good.
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We're doing good.
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How you doing?
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I'm so good.
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I'm so happy to be here.
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So, uh we found out that you're newly single.
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Yes, I, I just went straight to, you know what it is because
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how long have you been in L A for, I've been in L A, like five or
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six years.
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Five or six years.
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It's hard to date in LA.
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I was married and we got, yeah, we got married.
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Uh we met, we're from Texas so we got married where I'm from
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But uh we moved here together and then you guys like broke up
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and then we split up, wait, wait, like, wait up, bring up the
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sad story.
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I know.
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I, I don't know because of the thing, how long ago was that we
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how long have we been separated?
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Almost uh two years.
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So getting back in the dating pool, how is it dating guys from
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L A?
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If you could like, you know what?
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Everybody talks about how hard it is but you know, I like a little
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excitement, you know, I like a little fuckery.
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You know, let me tell you something.
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L A is perfect for fucking but not for dating.
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Oh man, is it good for fucking when you talk about fuckery?
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It is the place for the fuckery.
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I have you.
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All right.
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All right.
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All right.
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I'm not about you now that you've been here for five years,
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right.
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What are you like looking for love?
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Like, what is something that, uh, no, I'm just, I'm just looking
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for a, a good time.
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You don't want to talk about serious.
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Too serious.
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I've been in love before and I've been married and I've kind
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of done that, so I'm just looking for it.
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I'm just trying to kick it, you know, I'm trying to, the only
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one that could be what she want.
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Oh my God.
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As soon as they meet me, I'm falling in love.
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Look, she didn't want to have a good time.
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Don't try to ruin that.
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I gotta get you both neutered in space.
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You guys got way too excited right now.
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I see you all animated because she's doing her right now and
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I want, she, she literally could have come out here and be like
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I'm just a good, like I just, I feel like I live through your
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fuckery.
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She said I like a good picnic and she said, I'm here for the for
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the edge.
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You know what I'm saying?
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I'm here, you know, but I like that.
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I get it.
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So that being said, we got a little surprise for you.
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We did a little cool thing for you.
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We wanna hook you up right.
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We want you to leave here with a great experience.
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Not only because of the show, we got you three of the hottest
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guys that we know to hopefully hook you up and take you on a good
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date.
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Uh You can't see them but you will be able to hear from them and
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hopefully you'll like what you're hearing.
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So, guest number one, what is your name and a fun fact about
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you?
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Uh My name is Darian.
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Da da man that I was talking to Liam.
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Can we get a mop over here?
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Let me tell you, Dan.
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Fucking, ok, we got through the, that's all I need.
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Shut up.
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Shut up.
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I know a black man when I hear a black, oh, I can lick my elbow
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What?
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So can I who they gonna be licking elbows to you?
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OK.
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All right.
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I'm very curious to see how that's gonna look.
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Um So Eligible Bachelor number two.
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What is a fun fact about you?
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Uh Do you want to know my name?
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Jeez Louis Louis.
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Uh, uh I, I should not have gone after you guys together.
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He should have been laughed like I'm sorry, but that was not
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fucked up.
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That was like I was like watching a white dude throw off a lay
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up after a dunk contest.
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All right, I can leave him alone.
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Lucky Bachelor number two.
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What is your name?
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And what is a fun fact about you?
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Yeah.
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So, uh, my name is Bo and, uh, a fun fact about me is I have a time
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share in the Cayman Islands and, uh, I like to get romantic
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there.
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You know.
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So smiling idiot.
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That guy Bo bo just pulled out the whitest cart.
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I got a time, I gotta talk on your bank account.
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Ok.
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Ok.
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So he's number two in time share and aren't time share is a little
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bit of a scam and romance.
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I don't know.
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Lucky eligible bachelor.
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Number three.
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What's your name?
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And what's a fun fact about you?
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Hi.
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My name's Phil.
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And uh fun fact about me is as much as I love animals.
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I'll kill a spider for you.
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He came in with, you know, like a lot of sensitivity but he showed
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his masculinity at the end, you know.
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Listen, uh I'm soft but I ain't no bitch literally.
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That's twisted.
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Don't get it twisted like that.
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We are gonna ask him a couple questions and to get it started
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So that way, you know, you get to fill them out and we wanna see
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your reactions and how you feel about them.
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If you have follow up questions, you jump in.
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Jasmine.
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I sure will.
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Can we, can we start from three?
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Because staring.
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Come on.
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That's unfair.
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Let's start with three first.
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Ok, Jasmine's grandma starts asking her about her new weight
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gain.
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She thinks you're responsible for it.
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How do you handle that?
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Oh, that's the number three.
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I think I would direct my attention to you and ask how you feel
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about a weight gain that you maybe haven't even realized.
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Wait, hold up, hold up like yo, I like I will connect with you
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girl and then ask you why you got so big.
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That's what I said.
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I'm gonna look at you and your lovely eyes, sit you down, grab
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your beautiful face and say, don't eat that.
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What you eating that?
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How did you feel about that answer?
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Yeah.
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I'm like, how, how would you, how would you ask me about how
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I feel about my own weight gain?
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How, how would you pose that question?
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I think you would express to me before your grandma did that
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You feel you gain weight?
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So a weight gain rooted in a an unrealized weight gain is rooted
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in love.
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Yeah, that's not, you know what I give it to him.
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That's true.
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When you, when you in love, when you in love the pounds start
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packing in because ain't nothing love like like somebody
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who gained the weight.
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How do you bring that up?
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But like, II I couldn't imagine like grabbing a love handle
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like, hey girl, listen.
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Yeah, I don't know how I'll be like, oh, am I tripping?
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Do you think we lo we gained some weight?
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We, I like that.
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You gotta have, we, we, I we we we, we were eating like crazy
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and I think you know enough with your answers.
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We wanna hear Lucky Bachelor number two.
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How would you handle that?
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Oh yeah, I would be like, yeah, it's my fault.
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I've been cooking too well for you.
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I've been making your pasta.
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I'm, you know, I just wanna make sure you're happy and that's
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what happens, you know?
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Oh my God.
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He, he, he got money.
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It's home cooking.
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It's one second.
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It's home cooking.
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I'm going to the grocery store.
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He's what?
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Grocery store?
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There we go.
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What grocery store?
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We go somewhere away from um, uh, Mr Trader Joe's II.
21:13
I walk down to the store.
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I make a whole event of it.
21:16
You know, so romantic.
21:18
Do you make a list or do you go off the dome for you?
21:22
Baby?
21:22
I make a list man is let, let me tell you something.
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Oh my God.
21:30
It might be too soon to say but let him cook.
21:32
Let the man cook.
21:33
He is.
21:34
All right.
21:35
What you cooking?
21:36
What you cooking in the what?
21:38
We judge him too early.
21:40
We judge him too early.
21:41
John Stockton is putting up some lay ups.
21:42
Yeah, I like it, Sasha.
21:44
Uh uh get your knees ready ready.
21:46
Uh Darian.
21:47
OK.
21:47
Hold on somebody.
21:47
Hold me while I ask me too.
21:49
Shit.
21:50
OK.
21:50
Uh Darien.
21:52
All right.
21:52
Hold us, hold this up.
21:53
Dere.
21:54
OK.
21:55
Uh um The questions to you.
21:57
Now, what would you do in that situation?
22:01
Tell her that we were bulking trying to get strong together
22:09
You make my back hurt just like talking it.
22:14
Make my back hurt.
22:15
Goddamn.
22:16
He said my grandmother got to be patient.
22:20
OK, hold on.
22:21
I know about telling her a face.
22:23
Number one.
22:24
I don't know, I don't know why that face, why that face because
22:28
I mean my grandmother 87.
22:30
How you gonna tell her she gotta be patient.
22:31
She been patient.
22:32
She 87 yikes.
22:35
Hell yeah.
22:36
So how do you feel about the first round?
22:37
Who do you think is in the lead right now?
22:38
Uh you know in, in the lead.
22:41
I, I got a white boy on my roster.
22:43
He be fixing me pasta and live.
22:47
Yes.
22:49
Yes.
22:49
In the lead.
22:51
Uh, question number two.
22:52
we'll start with Darian.
22:54
Uh Jasmine's uncle has had one too many beers and starts calling
22:58
you by her ex's name.
23:00
How do you handle that?
23:02
Wow.
23:04
Um, how old is his uncle?
23:07
Well, I guess I can ask a question.
23:09
I'll just say it was my middle name.
23:11
I don't want to call him.
23:13
He's my middle name.
23:15
Sound like you wanna fight him but not at all.
23:18
Bachelor number two.
23:20
yeah, I'm not a fighter, I'm a lover, you know, uh I'm gonna
23:24
go with it maybe, uh, in while I'm talking, I'll maybe like
23:28
you know, it's bo, you know, it's, uh, it's bo actually but
23:32
uh, you know, just subtle, uh maybe keep feeding him drinks
23:35
because I know he's at the end of the night.
23:36
So if I just keep feeding, it'll be done sooner, you know, get
23:42
him to go to sleep early to be just like a, like a, like a business
23:48
that it, I think your uncle needs help.
23:52
But by this point of the party, we've probably been hanging
23:57
out for a bit and I'm never gonna waste a good excuse to leave
23:59
and just be alone with you.
24:02
Ok.
24:04
Interesting.
24:05
Interesting.
24:05
The way he answered number two, I, I was expecting to like,
24:08
listen, uncle you, you're an alcoholic.
24:10
You have issues.
24:12
Hey, guys, don't move.
24:12
We'll be right back with this commercial break.
24:15
That was a good round of those questions.
24:17
Um We got another set of questions.
24:19
Here we go.
24:19
This is gonna get down to the nitty gritty.
24:22
You're about to pick up your mother, right?
24:25
And she unexpectedly sits in the front seat where Jasmine
24:28
sits, who gets priority?
24:31
Oh, that's her number three.
24:33
Let's go to number three.
24:34
OK.
24:34
Could I ask for clarity on this question?
24:38
Who gets, who gets to sit in the front seat where Jasmine sits
24:41
Your mom or Jasmine the boo tang?
24:45
I think Jasmine and I think my mom has to learn how to play the
24:47
role in that first impression.
24:49
OK.
24:50
He said for the first.
24:54
Oh my God, mommy in the back.
25:01
I mommy, you gotta sit in the back, mommy, you sit in the back
25:06
seat.
25:06
OK?
25:07
I sit in the back seat.
25:08
OK, I gave birth to you.
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OK.
25:11
I'm gonna sit in the back seat.
25:12
It's OK.
25:13
It's OK.
25:13
OK.
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So bash of number two.
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How you gonna answer that?
25:16
Ok.
25:16
Well, first off, I've already picked up flowers and they're
25:18
sitting in the front seat.
25:22
Oh my God.
25:23
Oh my God.
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Yeah.
25:25
Sure.
25:25
Look at, she sits in the front seat.
25:27
Um, maybe next stop is Jasmine and my mom sits in the front seat
25:30
and then she sees Jasmine and I'm like, hey mom, you want me
25:33
to be with a good woman, right?
25:35
So this is her, you know, and I wanna treat her with respect
25:38
that you've taught me.
25:39
So please mom, would you go to the back seat and let Jasmine
25:42
sit in front and then that right there I feel like that says
25:47
itself.
25:47
I got my my back, got gay.
25:51
My b got gay.
25:52
OK?
25:52
Looking like romantic bo is on the road.
25:54
Oh Wait, wait, wait, wait, we still have.
25:56
I'm sorry, my bad number one.
25:59
So I mean the back seat is safer.
26:05
So, so Jasmine, she can sit in the front that what's going on
26:16
you guys nagging like giving compliments and then taking
26:19
it back.
26:19
He said Jasmine is in the front so I can die in a car, crash the
26:25
whole com that's messed up.
26:26
You see how you twisted his words and number one you broke my
26:29
brain but if I was Jasmine, you still fucking in my book.
26:34
Let's go.
26:34
Round two.
26:35
Round two, round two, round Jasmine.
26:37
How are we feeling after round one?
26:38
How are we feeling about the contestants who's, who's standing
26:41
out to you and who's not, who's kind of falling behind here
26:44
Well, you know, I just wanna say that, um, if I was with somebody
26:47
their mom can always sit in the front.
26:49
I don't need to sit in the, I don't need to sit in the front.
26:52
Their mom can always sit in the front.
26:54
But, um, who's, who's in the lead right now?
26:58
I would say contestant number two is still in the lead and yeah
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I don't know.
27:04
Contestant number one said I could die, honey, but he could
27:07
go ahead and pass out and get right back in the gym, honey.
27:12
Yeah.
27:12
So yeah, that's what, that's how I'm feeling right now, but
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we'll see.
27:15
Hopefully, hopefully they can catch up or somebody can catch
27:17
up, catch up.
27:19
Well, before we start round two, Jasmine, we're gonna give
27:21
you the, the tough decision.
27:23
You, we have to ask one of these number one.
27:25
It ain't tough eligible bachelor.
27:31
Contestant, number one, please come out because you got eliminated
27:39
Oh, very pretty though.
27:45
These are two great guys.
27:46
So you're a great guy.
27:48
No.
27:49
Why, why, why would you, why, why would you say you was gonna
27:52
put her in the back so she could die.
27:54
I put my mom in the back so she gonna be safe.
27:58
So mom has a safe seat and she gets the bad seat.
28:00
She seems very healthy.
28:01
She could take a car crash.
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My mom, I not making this better.
28:09
She looked like she could take a hit.
28:11
It's such a gym guy.
28:13
You know what I mean?
28:14
I look fit.
28:15
We might take a couple of hits but mom, she's gonna be all right
28:18
But in his defense, if you look at his arms, he looked like he's
28:20
gonna stop the car.
28:22
That's what you could have said.
28:23
You know what I'm saying?
28:24
Like I would have held, you know, I don't know my arm out or something
28:26
Well, go, go work on your leg so we can get the break going.
28:33
I didn't.
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Ok.
28:36
Well, this is not how I expected it to give it up for contested
28:38
Number one, he's a great guy.
28:43
Thank you.
28:44
He can work on his own.
28:48
I really thought that I really thought that was the connecting
28:51
point.
28:51
I mean, if she can read, she's a winner in my book.
28:53
I know.
28:54
Right.
28:56
Because he can um I can read question number one, you're on
29:03
a sinking cruise ship and you can only save one person.
29:06
Do you save Jasmine or your daughter from another marriage
29:10
Explain number two.
29:13
Bachelor.
29:13
Number two.
29:14
Explain that.
29:15
Uh Jasmine.
29:16
Look at uh we're on a cruise together so we know each other,
29:18
you know, decent.
29:19
But this is my daughter, you know, and I, I can't, I can't let
29:24
she's got her whole life, you know, you and I, we've, we've
29:27
lived a good life.
29:29
You know, you've been divorced already, you know.
29:31
Uh you know what love is like my daughter doesn't.
29:34
So, um I'm sorry.
29:36
II I gotta take, my daughter is a question.
29:38
You know what?
29:40
Yeah, I forgive you.
29:41
I wanna, I wanna hate you for it but like I forgive you that sweet
29:45
Yeah.
29:45
Can I get some?
29:46
No?
29:47
Number three, number three I haven't met the wonderful Jasmine
29:51
so I don't really have a sense of what her familiarity is with
29:55
swimming.
29:56
Uh, but I'm Cuban so whatever marriage my daughter came from
30:00
she could handle it.
30:02
Oh, she a sweat.
30:11
I taught my daughter.
30:12
Well, the, that's, that was a good, I like that.
30:15
All right.
30:16
I made a very tough uh this next question I've been in this,
30:19
in my life.
30:20
So this wasn't home free means it's 11:30 p.m. You're in the
30:24
club, you're ordering drinks but your direct deposit hasn't
30:27
hit yet.
30:29
Bachelors.
30:30
Do you guys keep ordering drinks or do you just fess up and tell
30:35
her?
30:35
You know what?
30:35
I, I don't really got it.
30:37
I'm gonna need some help.
30:38
What do you do back to?
30:40
Number two?
30:41
Yeah.
30:41
You know what?
30:42
I come back and I'm like, let's play a game.
30:45
Let's see how many drinks you can get for us because you know
30:48
guys like to buy girls free drinks, you know, so I think we
30:52
can make a little fun game.
30:53
Maybe I can compete.
30:54
See if I can get someone to get us free drinks.
30:57
I think we can make it like a fun little game to end the night
31:02
He thinking outside the box, that's how you doing?
31:04
Ok.
31:04
That's not like he kinda pit me out.
31:07
I'll need a pimp baby.
31:09
I need a man test the number three.
31:15
Let's go with bat number three.
31:16
Let's hear it.
31:17
I think instead of auctioning you off at a yard house, I would
31:21
uh rather consider it's 1130.
31:24
We've probably been having a couple of drinks.
31:26
I want to avoid this du I rush home.
31:29
Maybe we start heading out and uh we could spend a long time
31:32
away from this register.
31:34
Yeah, I like that responsible.
31:40
What do you think, Jasmine?
31:40
What do you think?
31:41
Yeah.
31:41
Let's just say baby, let's wrap it up.
31:43
I'm ready to go.
31:43
I wanna take you back.
31:45
Oh I wanna take you back and break you back.
31:48
Oh shit.
31:49
I fuck.
31:51
All right.
31:52
Next question for our eligible bachelors.
31:55
Your marriage with Jasmine has been on the rocks because you
31:58
had to pick up a second job.
32:00
You lost 20 K from the family savings on Bitcoin.
32:03
Oh shit.
32:04
Do you come clean or keep working it off?
32:07
That's the number three.
32:08
Yeah.
32:08
And this is the last question, by the way, why, why the hell
32:11
did you invest in Bitcoin?
32:12
That's the last question.
32:13
So answer them.
32:14
Good.
32:16
If I ever got into Bitcoin, then I am a man.
32:19
Of gambling nature.
32:20
So I'm gonna keep rolling these dice until they come up my way
32:22
Oh, yeah, dude, to the moon.
32:26
So that means, uh, no, no, I like that.
32:30
He told you in his answer.
32:31
He's not into, he's like if I did get into bit, he let you know
32:36
if I was that type of wild man, which he's not, you know, I like
32:40
that word play.
32:42
He let his daughter drown and he didn't get the Bitcoin.
32:45
He's good fashion number two.
32:47
Well, I am a gambling man and I do.
32:49
He's got a lot of Bitcoin and obviously had a good um advice
32:54
to buy this Bitcoin.
32:55
And also I know that makeup sex is the best sex.
32:58
So let's just burn it to the ground, you know, like let's have
33:01
fun doing it.
33:03
Oh, I like makeup sex but not broke sex because I cannot solve
33:09
this crying involved.
33:13
I am not going to pay the bills.
33:14
All right.
33:15
So Jasmine, uh, what do you think so far after this round of
33:18
questions?
33:19
You know what contestant number three has risen even right
33:24
now.
33:25
How are we gonna break this tie?
33:27
How are we gonna break it?
33:28
I don't know.
33:29
I don't know.
33:29
I think we're gonna have to get more needy, greedy.
33:33
And uh I don't know, but we start taking some shirts off.
33:40
All right guys.
33:41
This is the last round and this final round is called Flex where
33:45
you have to pitch your love and why you are better than your
33:49
contestant.
33:50
My personality aligns very much with a Libra style personality
33:54
So I'm about balance.
33:55
I'm about synergy.
33:57
I'm about fun.
33:58
So I think overall I'm gonna be your best company.
34:02
If you're strong in character and nature, then I can be a compromising
34:07
pleasant energy in your life.
34:09
OK?
34:10
I also got two dogs.
34:12
So that comes with the territory.
34:15
Ok.
34:17
Where do your dogs sleep?
34:18
They sleep in the bed.
34:19
I sleep on the floor.
34:20
I got one that sleeps in the bed and I got one that owns the living
34:23
room.
34:23
I don't know how you feel about that.
34:25
I saw the look in your eyes and I don't know.
34:26
Are you, are you Libra?
34:28
I never dated a Libra before.
34:30
What's your sign?
34:31
I'm a Pisces baby.
34:38
In conclusion we have to see what contestant number two is
34:41
gonna say.
34:42
Um Well, I'm a romantic, you know, my mom brought me up on rom
34:45
coms.
34:45
What's your sign?
34:47
What's my sign?
34:47
I'm in Aquarius.
34:50
What, Sasha?
34:51
They for?
34:51
Jasmine.
34:52
I wanna know, I wanna know that I sister right now.
34:56
Um and I like adventures, you know, I like doing having new
34:59
experiences and just having people there with me.
35:02
So, um I always want to be doing something on the weekend.
35:05
We don't gotta be spending money.
35:06
We can kind of take a day date.
35:07
I don't know, maybe a breakfast date.
35:10
It's kind of my jam.
35:11
You know, I stand on my jam.
35:14
I like this guy.
35:14
I don't know, he listens to R and B, I like this guy.
35:18
I know he, he likes adventure.
35:21
Sounds exciting.
35:22
Yeah.
35:22
Yeah.
35:22
Number three.
35:23
I don't really, you know what I mean?
35:24
I feel like he can pick me up.
35:26
Shut up, shut up.
35:27
This ain't for you.
35:28
This ain't for you.
35:30
Where am I?
35:30
Who am I?
35:31
What the heck is wrong with you?
35:32
Oh, my God.
35:34
Ok.
35:34
So now that you've heard both of the contestants, what are
35:38
you thinking?
35:39
You know what contestant number two in all of his answers?
35:42
He makes it about me.
35:43
I like that, you know, I like that, you know.
35:46
So that was, that was, that's nice.
35:48
Um, con contestant number three.
35:50
He, um, he has a good vocabulary.
35:53
He reads, he has a, he has an excellent vocabulary.
35:59
He took, he took some college courses, you know, one of those
36:03
one of the day calendars.
36:04
Yeah, exactly.
36:05
I like that.
36:06
I do like a guy to raise but no, they both seem nice and Aquarius
36:10
and a Libra, the Libra, I don't the Libra.
36:13
He kind of seemed like he like to be in chores though.
36:15
That could be good.
36:16
Who knows?
36:16
That could be good.
36:17
I don't know.
36:19
I think I know who I'm gonna pick.
36:20
Well, I'll tell you what, before you make that choice.
36:21
Let's give them one more question to, to really sell you here
36:24
Let's start with contestant number two.
36:26
First date with Jasmine.
36:27
Where are you taking her?
36:28
I'm thinking we're going to uh Grandmaster Records and hitting
36:31
the rooftop bar first and then I've got a reservation uh right
36:35
after that.
36:35
So I think a little pregame up top and then a little nice dinner
36:38
after that.
36:39
A little pregame up top and a little dinner down below.
36:42
I heard it, I heard it.
36:44
How you got money?
36:48
Jasmine number three.
36:50
Where are you taking our beautiful Jasmine out on our first
36:52
date instead of a venue where you're gonna have to yell over
36:55
a bad bunny song.
36:56
I think I'll take you anywhere that promotes conversation
37:00
food and booze.
37:01
OK.
37:02
Like where?
37:04
OK.
37:04
Yeah.
37:05
Like where?
37:07
Like a place you've never heard of a place that isn't too loud
37:13
motherfucker you.
37:14
I can put you on to something of mine special.
37:18
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not gonna lie.
37:19
Contestant number three.
37:20
That sounded kind of serial killer at some place you ain't
37:23
never heard of as people can't hear you as your friends.
37:29
Girl don't do that.
37:31
This man gonna kill you, girl.
37:35
I'm gonna choose.
37:36
You know what um one of my favorite places in L A is Grand Master
37:42
Record.
37:43
So I'm gonna choose contestant number two.
37:52
Yeah.
37:54
All right.
37:55
All right.
37:55
Let's settle down when we bring our contestant number two
37:58
we're gonna show you contestant number three who you did
38:00
not choose.
38:01
Come on Wow.
38:05
Wow.
38:06
Oh no.
38:08
Oh boy.
38:09
So where is this place that you were gonna take care that no
38:12
one ever heard of?
38:13
And how many bodies are there?
38:16
I believe in the, the ability the putting people on, right
38:20
Put s as if it's it's own city.
38:22
Because if I show you something special online, you can make
38:24
a memory.
38:25
If I take you to your already favorite place, I may discount
38:29
the entire opportunity.
38:31
All right.
38:31
Thank you so much for playing.
38:33
Thank you all for being here a great dog.
38:36
I say with the beautiful thank you so much for coming.
38:39
He's got Gucci socks on.
38:43
You could have hit up a thrift store with this guy.
38:44
He knows he knows his ps, maybe that he should have taken her
38:48
on a date.
38:48
Like you know what, I would have been like suede.
38:52
He's like, hold up.
38:53
You put suede with the hus me, get an orange hat.
38:55
All right, Jasmine.
38:56
We've been through three rounds here one round where someone
38:59
was gonna gonna make you crash test dummy in his car.
39:02
Uh, round two.
39:03
this guy was gonna take you to a secluded place and, uh, hide
39:06
your body and here is your eligible bachelor that you did pick
39:11
Bachelor.
39:11
Number two.
39:11
Be come on out and reveal yourself.
39:18
Thank you.
39:24
No, no, for sure.
39:26
Oh my God.
39:28
I think Bo looks so sweet.
39:30
I'll probably rock his world, honey.
39:32
You gonna break, break that man in half, break him in half,
39:36
break him in half break.
39:39
Doesn't look like he's ever been with a black girl.
39:41
Nervous for him.
39:42
Good luck.
39:46
The G spot.
39:48
I feel like I feel like a happy mom together.
39:52
OK, guys.
39:53
So it's a wrap on finding the G spot with love.
39:58
Yeah, we have Jasmine and be who have met through this amazing
40:04
journey.
40:06
So Jasmine, so Jasmine, how do you feel about this overall
40:10
experience?
40:10
You're so fun.
40:11
Do you feel like you made the right choice?
40:13
I did.
40:13
I made the right choice.
40:15
Thank you so much, Jasmine for being here.
40:18
Jasmine, could you tell people where they could find you online
40:21
Yes, you can follow me on Instagram and tiktok at Jaznynjw
40:25
and I do stand up.
40:26
So go to my profile and see where I'm coming to your city.
40:28
That's correct.
40:31
In the jeans.
40:32
My baby, I knew I knew it was something I knew it was all good
40:49
What's good, Mi Gente and welcome back to Three G's.
40:52
We got a very special guest in the house.
40:54
This dude has been on numerous movies, shows, uh a fellow Guatemalan
40:59
like myself.
41:01
OK.
41:02
OK.
41:03
Give it up for Arturo Castro, everyone.
41:05
Yeah.
41:11
All right.
41:12
What a beautiful place you have here.
41:16
Very long.
41:17
That upstairs room is like tight, bro.
41:21
They just kept going and going.
41:23
Van is like working 24 7 that he's here.
41:27
Cries, what do most people recognize you from?
41:32
And can you tell, like, what level of, like, like, for instance
41:36
I have kids, I got two kids.
41:37
7-Eleven.
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So, when they were like, oh, Arturo caso coming in the first
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thought is like, oh, yes.
41:42
Can you watch that every other week?
41:44
I'm so stoked to, like, I'm so stoked.
41:47
I've finally done a couple of things that like anybody but
41:49
like, under 18 can see so my nephews can finally see it.
41:53
But yeah, it depends on the demographic really, you know,
41:55
I uh it depends on how they approach you.
41:57
I mean, if somebody approaches you with like, like respect
42:00
and trepidation, I think it's Narcos, you know, and if it's
42:02
Broad City fans or the Latino fans, there's like, they, they're
42:05
like, I don't know, can you lick my armpit, please?
42:07
For a picture, you know, like they like, depending on how they
42:10
see you.
42:10
But yeah, it depends really.
42:12
And at some point in the past couple of years, I guess, uh they've
42:15
been like, as opposed to being like, oh, you're that guy from
42:17
whatever, a couple of people being like, oh, you're Arturo
42:19
Castro and I'm like, oh, who are you?
42:22
And why are you talking about?
42:23
No, uh I owe you money.
42:26
But it's interesting because it's really de I and it's also
42:28
hard to tell because then you'll, you'll have some like, older
42:30
white dudes only being like, yo, Alana's my shit and you're
42:33
like, whoa, you know, how do you know, I did this thing called
42:37
Is it Cake, right?
42:38
And I was like, I was like, I love that they asked me to.
42:42
And so I was like, I love cake like whatever it's early, it's
42:45
pandemic.
42:45
Uh vaccines are just out.
42:46
I'm gonna go do it, forgot all about it.
42:48
It came out and it blew up and it, it's like, yo, it's a cake guy
42:52
is a cake and the menu hadn't come out and the wi Anko itch, we
42:55
hadn't come out.
42:56
And I was like, oh my God, if I die today, that's all I'll ever
42:59
be remembered, which is, you know, in that respect.
43:03
I love, I love all the contestants and the host.
43:05
But I was like, oh man, Jesus Christ, like that's gonna be on
43:08
my gravestone now.
43:10
You did it as ac and I wanna ask because you could tell us like
43:13
I know there's pressure for the contestants like to make
43:14
these cakes to make them not look like cake.
43:17
Is there pressure for you to be like, not 100 pressure right
43:20
away.
43:21
Right?
43:21
No, not at all.
43:22
You can't tell at all.
43:23
You're like, yeah, literally, even, even when you got close
43:26
So my question is because I did watch that show.
43:29
So I'm so glad to hear it because I it's been a question that
43:32
I've been having are the cakes actually good.
43:35
Delicious.
43:36
Incredible.
43:36
Honestly, incredible.
43:38
And I have a surprise for you.
43:40
I am King do it.
43:44
I've been all along.
43:46
I've also just done the great British bake off.
43:48
The Great American bake off.
43:50
Yeah.
43:50
The great American bake off, uh for charity, you know, the
43:53
celebrity edition or whatever.
43:54
I've never baked a date in my life and it's for a good cause.
43:56
So I was like happy to go to England and do it.
43:58
But I'm like for somebody that like, are you?
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No, no, no.
44:01
Are you?
44:03
No, that I decided to lie about that one thing.
44:05
It's specific.
44:05
No, of course, I just came out last Friday, so not a baker at
44:09
all.
44:09
And I look like I know what I'm doing at what's happening.
44:16
They're like, oh, he knows what he's doing in the kitchen.
44:21
Wow.
44:22
I hadn't noticed until now.
44:23
Wow.
44:23
Wow.
44:23
Wow, that's messed up.
44:24
You.
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And I just on the menu too at the time.
44:27
I did.
44:27
That was like, I'm telling you I can't get away from food and
44:30
I'm like, really not mad about it.
44:31
Honestly.
44:32
All the casting department like we need a guy, we need somebody
44:35
There's no, they, they call me, they're like Arturo.
44:38
So there's food.
44:39
Say no more.
44:40
You know, like I say I switch games here.
44:42
We're gonna do my favorite segment.
44:43
White People.
44:44
Problem.
44:52
What the hell?
44:53
So uh this is the new story comes to us from CBS News, Patrick
44:56
Mahomes, going back of the Chiefs, uh confirms he has worn
45:00
the same pair of underwear to every single game of his NFL career
45:04
Like, and, and, and he, and he says he's on hot streak so you
45:07
I can't wash them, you know?
45:09
No, I don't know.
45:10
I don't know.
45:12
You wouldn't survive in Guatemala, bro.
45:13
Like your, like your, your tia would have that like, so clean
45:16
impress.
45:16
Like by the time you finish that sentence, why is that something
45:20
you would like to admit?
45:21
You know, what happened to secrets?
45:23
You know what happened to keeping things a mystery?
45:25
Like why do you have to be like my pan on fire.
45:31
Let let us talk because we've caught you with the same outfit
45:33
five times.
45:41
It wasn't a week straight.
45:42
Don't even come at me that it was a white suit.
45:45
Sasha Patrick Mahomes, this pocket.
45:50
Say this on Patrick Mahomes.
45:53
I think there is an enough coverage between his dirty ass underwear
45:57
and the outside world where it's just kind of a him problem
46:01
like when it's a shirt that really stinks or like a jersey that
46:04
you're like wearing or whatever and everybody just has to
46:06
deal with it.
46:07
But if it's something that's like under the tights and the
46:10
thing and the whatever and maybe you're keeping that shit
46:12
contained, then maybe do you man?
46:15
But like we're not smelling it through the TV.
46:17
Screen.
46:17
The problem I have with this is why are we telling people?
46:20
That's what I'm saying.
46:21
Hey, I haven't washed my underwear.
46:23
My whole NFL career because Travis Kel was getting a little
46:26
too much attention and he's like, it's time to get.
46:30
Thank you.
46:32
There it is.
46:35
You know what, I'll see her, my dirty underwear.
46:38
I hate that tailor.
46:39
He's like, yeah, you can see all the cameras.
46:40
I got dirty underwear.
46:43
You can see the cameraman.
46:45
I don't know, but he's seen tailor but this guy's got crusty
46:48
but stuff, you get me a tail right now.
46:52
I got a dirty right now.
46:54
If you wanna see, I never change my clothes.
46:56
He's using bad Taylor Swift puns.
46:57
Like I don't even shake him off.
47:01
I think just by looking at him, I think he's a whitey tidy guy
47:05
That would be a problem.
47:07
He's a white tidy guy.
47:08
That's a lot of grime in there.
47:10
He looks like those type of things that looks like, you know
47:13
that's like sin, bro.
47:15
That's just like, yo, you know, it's like that's, yeah, I got
47:21
that.
47:24
So I have a question.
47:25
Where did you learn any English in Guatemala or you?
47:29
Uh Yeah, I went to a bilingual school but I, I did have a thick
47:33
ac uh an accent when I moved to New York.
47:35
It was like, it was less of a like, I don't know what I'm saying
47:39
sort of thing, but it was more like my brain was going too fast
47:42
for my mouth to catch up.
47:43
So I talked a little bit like uh OK, I wanna say this oh shit conversation
47:48
It still happens to me sometimes but it just happened, uh,
47:50
when you find yourself thinking in Spanish even to this day
47:53
Yeah, I mean, at times, you know, depending on who I'm hanging
47:55
out with.
47:56
But, but yeah, eventually I tried so hard to get rid of my accent
47:59
for an entire year.
48:00
Nothing worked.
48:01
Then I went to Guatemala on summer vacation.
48:03
They were shooting an American movie there and I got cast in
48:07
it.
48:08
And by the time I was done shooting a movie, my accent was gone
48:10
What I realized that Americans talk in the front of the mouth
48:15
You know, you know how we talk in the back and like, it's a little
48:17
more like open, everything is going forward.
48:20
You know what I'm saying?
48:21
I love pumping spice latte.
48:24
You know, like everything's kind of going forward and once
48:26
you recognize where in your mouth it is, then it's easier to
48:28
imitate.
48:29
I don't know.
48:30
That's so true.
48:30
Yeah.
48:31
See I'm thinking in English.
48:31
So like I've done like comedy shows and they're like, oh, we
48:34
want you to do Spanish radio.
48:35
I'm like, ok, cool, cool.
48:36
And then I met the guy, this weather that comes my mind, piss
48:45
out.
48:45
I was like, ok, cool man.
48:46
Let's go.
48:46
I'm ready to do this as soon as the song, ding, ding, ding, ding
48:49
ding, ding.
48:50
I was like, and comment and he was like, but Pao and I was like
48:55
what do you know what you just did?
48:57
You don't talk like my parents, you've offended the entire
49:01
Bronx community.
49:02
I don't know how he did that.
49:04
They ask you a question.
49:05
You didn't even know they asked you.
49:08
And I'm like, she's fucking talking to me.
49:10
Is she having a stroke?
49:11
What's going on?
49:13
You know, I just said, good morning, bro.
49:15
That's cool.
49:16
I went to Telemundo the offices to promote Tarantino back
49:20
in the day and I don't know if you've ever been down there, but
49:22
it's Miami and that's massive, massive warehouse place.
49:24
Kind of like six I Kas put together and bro, I would be like walking
49:29
down a hallway to get to where I am and like you look left and
49:31
they were like preparing for like a salsa ta da, da, da da, you
49:34
know, and then you look right and there was like a cooking show
49:36
like move of the, you know, and then you look like, and it's
49:38
a talk show and you're like, I was like, I was, I built here like
49:42
is this the for like Latinos?
49:44
Is this like they were like, oh my God.
49:45
Yeah, you are.
49:47
I like, you know, like your teeth are whitened immediately
49:49
You're like, oh my God, we got Arturo here.
49:52
We're gonna solve some problems.
49:54
Our next segment, Pero Cada Quien, that's where the listeners
49:57
write in.
49:58
They tell us their problems and we're not professionals,
50:00
but it sounds like Arturo might be a professional so he might
50:02
be able to help.
50:03
Uh We, I feel like we make the problems worse, but here we go
50:08
I, what do we got, Liam?
50:15
This is my first Thanksgiving as a vegan.
50:19
How can I explain this to my family?
50:23
Don't?
50:24
Well, I'm gonna tell you that I am gay if you're scared.
50:27
But if you're coming from a Latino family, good luck.
50:30
Yeah.
50:30
Just uh, say your stomach hurts or try to avoid the holiday
50:33
altogether because you might destroy it.
50:35
You might ruin it.
50:36
I've heard the show a couple of times and your go to is always
50:39
say you have a disease.
50:40
Your goal too is like you have an incurable disease.
50:45
Your goal too is like you, that's how you get out of stuff.
50:51
Yeah.
50:52
Yeah.
50:52
I just, I would say that like, you've been like whatever dish
50:55
you're bringing, you're like, oh, I ate so much of it, you know
50:57
while I was preparing it that I'm so full, but I'll get to it
51:00
you know.
51:00
Yeah.
51:01
Eventually you gotta come clean though.
51:02
You know, that's one of those things of like in the Latino family
51:06
You're right.
51:06
It's impossible.
51:07
But even in any other circumstance, like, unless people are
51:10
to idiots, nobody's gonna be like, oh, yeah, I think enrique
51:13
just like, wants a piece of lettuce today.
51:16
You know what I'm saying?
51:17
Like, I don't know.
51:18
Yeah.
51:18
They're always like, you're trying to like explain to them
51:20
like the facts, bro.
51:21
And they're always arguing with their facts that are really
51:23
facts.
51:24
They're imaginary facts.
51:25
You're like, no, it's because, you know, you can get sick.
51:27
It causes this, you know, what causes that you're vegan.
51:32
But look at the disease is in your brain and that's why they
51:36
liking stuff.
51:40
I would just bring it up before you get to Thanksgiving.
51:43
Just like, pick your best, best ally within your family.
51:46
And that, yeah, number one, number two, pick your best ally
51:49
But who's also a big cheese muscle, right?
51:52
So you just have to tell one person and that person is gonna
51:54
spread it like wildfire.
51:55
But like you start like, you know, like uh forming camps, right
51:59
You're like, yo, OK, I got my TIA on, on board.
52:01
OK.
52:01
Now she's gonna convince my grandma, you know, I, you know
52:04
what?
52:04
That, that's good, right?
52:05
Because then, you know, they don't wanna exclude you.
52:07
So you got the cheese moo and then you have the TIA that's like
52:10
that you're vegan and they go, you know, I just, I don't feel
52:13
like I could be honest with everybody.
52:15
Oh, don't worry.
52:15
I got you.
52:16
I got you.
52:16
I got you man.
52:17
And then they say they have an incurable disease and they go
52:20
oh I'm dying.
52:22
I got the flu.
52:23
I saw a cousin of mine come out and say he was vegan and my aunt
52:26
just looked at me in the in the eyes was like no and, and just
52:29
give him a plate like no, like not in this color.
52:33
You know what I do?
52:35
I was like, I do, I find like uh like extremely dirt on somebody
52:39
else and then when they try to get crazy, but she's pregnant
52:46
I'm a snake.
52:47
Well, hopefully we, we helped you with your problem.
52:50
I don't think we did just go with, say you got hit by a car, practicing
52:55
your limping show up in a white suit and limping with a cane
52:59
It would just be like so like mesmerized by like you like just
53:02
being Jesus.
53:04
I just fucking mad up.
53:05
Get Well, thank you for coming by.
53:11
Uh let people know where they can find you.
53:18
Yeah, you should watch The Great American Bake off uh uh celebrity
53:23
version uh holiday special uh Roadhouse comes out um next
53:27
year, which is gonna be really exciting.
53:29
It's me, Conor mcgregor, Jake Gyllenhaal and find me around
53:35
the block in tamales.
53:35
You know what I'm saying?
53:36
That's what I'm saying.
53:38
Thank you guys so much for having me.
53:39
This is really, that was the show.
53:40
Thank you guys for watching.
53:41
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